Oh it means he's gonna fuck you in the ass

Being straightforward in this economy?

Well if we're getting technical that economy was far worse for being straightforward. 2008-2013 was the peak of VEVO attempting to censor everything and developers bowing down to all commands. Also around the time blizz decided to "clean up" their own game while 900 naked dead bodies spelled out "S E X" in the square. A dark time in internet history for sure

Why can't we all be this honest?

being honest is most of the time banned nowadays

I have always been surprised they left this in after the great purge of anything even remotely sexual after their controversy.

The Garrison Pleasure bot would like to have a word about still being around...

Wait, *what* bot??

In Draenor, this Gnome builds a massage robot that looks exactly like XT-002 Deconstructor from Ulduar. However, the robot kept injuring people so the Gnome that invented it gives it to you as a Garrison follower. When you get the robot, you find out his spec/class is a Fury Warrior and his quotes include "Current desire: Massage 's enemies... to death."

Deconstructor's signature attack is smashing the ground with his fists in an alternating pattern, which is similar to a [technique used in real massage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LApsjW-rCvY). I have never thought of the Pleasure Bot as a sexual reference, I think it just does massages.

Nothing sexual about pounding each other with fists. Just 2 bros hammer fisting each other for pleasure

I'm secretly hoping it's a reference to Fallout New Vegas' Fisto. ["I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exUfNQelDUg)

Omg how have I never noticed that haha.

https://www.wowhead.com/follower=171/pleasure-bot-8000

It's under 9000 ☹️

Im still annoyed when they rewrote the lore of the twin consorts, even renaming them. It felt unnecessary, like consorts or even fucked up views didnt exist in the past Especially in a culture like the mogu who practice slavery and consider everyone else lesser races

Hey look he can be a racist, enslaving, genocidal, Mengele-esque character, but God forbid he's a bit sexist!

slavery, insane biological experiments, and genocidal war are fine, but women existing is a bridge too far

>but women existing is a bridge too far WoW is written by Ogres.

Welcome to America

Because it was probably a purge of anything made by a specific person.

*Several* specific people, but yes.

Ol' Butt Plugs Afrasiabi?

Right, because they personally painted all of those sexy lady portraits. And personally came up with all the actually funny jokes and flirts.

Would make a reasonable man think there wasn't actually a great purge of anything even remotely sexual then considering it and many other plain sexual references are in the game.

Its only sexual if you interpret it that way, could as well just be "kick your ass"

Genuinely curious...what got purged? This game never really struck my as sexual in any aspect. This line even surprised the shit out of me when I first heard it years ago. I started at the end of WoD so I may have missed something.

They removed some things like skimpy paintings and most of the sex jokes characters would tell if you did /joke.

Favourite blood elf /flirt are "No, no, I won't do that ... but my sister will!" and "Normally I only ride on epic mounts .. but .. let's talk.", both still in the game.

Pretty sure one of the races (male trolls iirc?) is down to just two lines.

Male trolls only lost the "jungle love" flirt. They kept the other three.

The Garrosh [Bitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYPzbPiosg) line.

Rip😢

I miss hearing my female draenei main's joke: "Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass." Such a good joke. [List of all that were removed](https://www.icy-veins.com/forums/topic/61247-an-extensive-list-of-removed-flirts-and-jokes-in-patch-915/)

They removed so many emotes, that some of the races only have 1-2 jokes or flirts.

Thats because this isnt what happened but feel free to continue to repeat that tired mantra

So what happened then?

They literally rennamed the Twin Consorts to the Twin Empyreans and rewrote their lore to remove anything remotely about being consorts.

Which was weird because Den of Mortal Delights in Black Temple wasn't touched.

Hell yeah brother cheers from Dalaran

Hey you uh might want to think about moving 😂

Honestly the most intimidating faction in WoW.

Should be a playable race…just saying.

Add ogres first, then we can

Naga, Belfs, Forgotten Ones, and Satyr's should have been a 3rd faction in TBC. Ogres should have came to the game with Gobos!

At least dinner first bruh

Oh he's getting you drunk first.

Bottle of wine and a warm bath before you ook my dooker.

Lmao This made me laugh a lot. Thanks

This the generally agreed upon meaning.

Dooker means ass?!?!

Well "dook" seems to mean "shit" the way Hozen use it, so it would be more like "shitter" than ass if we're translating precisely.

Back in my day, dookie meant shit as in taking a shit. "I wouldn't go in there, I just dropped a dookie." So yeah that's probably where blizzard got it.

It’s like “fuck” and “shit”, they’re multi use words. “I’m gonna ook your dooker” is “I’m gonna fuck your ass (pooper)”. “Gonna dook my ook” is “gonna shit (poop) my dick”. “Ookin dooker” is “fucking asshole”. And so forth.

Great. Now I have the most unholy word combination in my mind thanks to you. “Gonna shit my dick”

I still get a chuckle whenever I remember a certain episode of Game Grumps and Dan was in awe of something and came out with “Oh my god are you shitting directly on both my nuts?”

This is the only answer.

😊 promise?

happy pride month!

Thank you. I always thought I was the only one who giggled snd thought this when he says his line.

Before, or without cleaning out first?

so my now 10 year old hypothesis IS correct. lmao, ill never forget hearing that for the first time. i was like yeah, theres really no other possible meaning. context is everything.

YUP. There's a reason my rogue's name is Slammydooker.

Months later : Blizzard has changed this voice line because it was a referance to whatever meme it was - Just Like what they did to 'big love rocket' and Some Race Jokes like human female saying "i like to fart in the tub" Ugh w/e

I will absolutely never forgive them for taking away my Draenei's family jewels.

Darkspear Troll suffered tremendous loss too

My cat is with you on this

I'd return to the game if he just said this instead

The "Oh" and saying the whole casual tone is killing me LOL.

It means what you think it means 

I'm going to bring breakfast to you in your new office?

Maybe after

If by breakfast you mean monkey sausage, and by office you mean orifice...

Monkey sausage... For breakfast? Sir, it's almost exclusively a dinner entree...

Username checks out

He's a Blizzard employee?

whoa whoa whoa, he's not stealing your breast milk

Happy pride month 🎉

He wants to sit down with a nice cup of tea and have a civilized discussion about your dooker and his intent on ooking it.

I think you already know with this nsfw tag?

most people on the internet are lonely and just want to talk; nsfw tag and this image, he already knows.

Something your overwatch account gets banned for saying /:

That sounds very blizz like.

Blizz is going to solve the sexual harassment issue by rewriting this line to, “I’m gonna put a banana in your fruit bowl!”

A euphimism for a euphimism. Look how far we've come. After careful deliberation I've decided /s may be neccessary here.

I’d place money on it getting you at least chat banned in wow too depending on which channel it was said in

As someone with a banned overwatch account I can promise you can get chat banned for a lot less now

I just pre-banned myself from Overwatch years ago by uninstalling it.

Reminds me of the time they tried to force Lazy Peon to change his name becouse it's insensitive or some shit. The guy literally took his name from an NPC that has been in the game since the dawn of time. Still is btw.

IIRC if you don't turn it in, you keep that peon whacker and can pop in for a lil stress relief as needed.

Just a sec, I'm gonna try it out.

It means you have to put some towels down and hope you remembered to clean your dooker.

My old guild was named The Ookem Dookers.

Great, that made me want to see Duke Nukem reimagined as Dook Ookem.

https://www.wowhead.com/npc=55622/dook-ookem

Wow I’ve killed him multiple times and never noticed the name lol

The Fuckem Assers

I think we all know that you know what it means even though you’re asking what it means

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

Back the fuck up antonio! Thats my dick!

It means he wants to take you out to Taco Bell

No you'd be dooking out of your dooker if that were the case. Ooking noobs.

He definitely wants to do *something* to your taco.

don't bring it up, blizzard will remove it

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/c9/ce/f2c9ce7b2f3d95ff3277f2e42485a406.jpg

is that a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot

So here’s a breakdown: * “Me” means him. He’s making himself the subject of the sentence. He will be performing the action. Bad grammar, I know. * “gonna” means that, in the future, he will perform some action. What action is that? * “ook” is the verb of the sentence. “ooking” is the action that he will perform. What a powerful verb. * “you” is the direct object. He will be performing the “ooking” in the verb on you. Prepare to get ooked. * “in the dooker” is where you will be getting ooked. Where is the dooker? Is it a part of the body? A geographical location where the ooking will take place? I leave it to you to decipher the context clues. Hope that helps.

So... He is him?

> A geographical location where the ooking will take place? Like the back of a Volkswagon?

Well there are 2 interpretations. The obvious one and the one from legion which translates it as "I'm going to hit you in the face"

We all know that that's not what it *really* means tho

it means he's gonna ook you in the dooker, what's there not to understand?

You see, when a man loves another man...

Women can ook men in the dooker

You aren't wrong, ooking in the dooker really isn't something which is constrained by the gender binary.

It means he is gonna ook you in the dooker, its all there.

Peak wow writing right here, a shame we never had anything the same since

MoP was straight up blunt doo doo humor in parts. RIP Master Baiter. And any youngin' whose parents heard those monkeys say ookin' anything.

Remember when wow used to be about sweaty hairy men doing each other? Those were the days 

A bit of homoeroticism never hurt nobody.

It can if you want it to

They added Kul Tirans to the game, what more do you want

This is why classic wow was the best, the dragons were much less attractive and supple.

Gosh I wish they’d replaced Korthia with a bunch of naughty Hozen

It’s probably easier if I just show you….

It means that your dooker is about to be ooked. Pretty straightforward.

Bammin' = Joking, kidding.[2] Blikker = Unknown action.[3] Blickjickity = An expletive.[4] Blikkety = An expletive.[4] Blikkin' = An expletive.[5][6] Blookin' = An expletive.[4][7] Brokker = An insult.[5] Drink drink boogaloo = Some kind of drinking game or contest.[8] Derked/Derkin = Unspecified action.[2][9] Dook = Crap, feces;[10][11][12] to defecate;[4] to damage or make a mess of something.[9] Dook-manker = An insult, presumably a construct of "dook" and "manker".[4][5] Dookat = A kind of coin,[13] apparently a pun on "ducat". Dooker = Crapper, anus, an insult.[10][11][14][15] Dookin = An expletive.[4] Dookers = Pants.[3][16] Flookin = An expletive.[4] Florkin'/Florkun = An expletive.[3][7] Frikfrak = Feather.[17] Gork = Unspecified action.[3] Grook = Kill, hit;[3][18][19] an exclamation or compliment.[9] Grookin' = Killing. Grooker = Killer, fighter.[19] Grooked = Killed.[10][18] Hork/Horkin' = Unknown action;[3] an expletive.[15][20] Horker = Unknown body part.[3] Ikk = Sha.[12] Ikkin' = Very nasty word in the hozen language.[12] Jab-Jab = Weapon.[21] Jabber = Mouth.[2][15] Jabbin = An unknown action.[9] Jerb = Unknown vulnerable body part.[11][22] Jeek = An expletive; an unknown action.[4][13] Jeekin = An expletive.[5][6] Jibbet = Possibly 'minute' or 'second'.[2][15] Jibby-jobbler = Unknown body part.[23] Jikkety-dook = An insult.[24] Jimeny = An insult.[25] Jook-manker = An insult, presumably a construct based on "manker".[26] Juju = Melon;[27][7] dark magic.[12] Kroogs = Unknown body part.[3] Lick = A period of time, a while.[28] Mank = An expletive; to have sex with.[4] Manker = An insult; one who has sex with.[4][24] Mook-mook = Marmot.[29] Mopey-dope = A sad or depressed person.[30][31] Munchpack = Grummle pack.[32] Nib = Loot, goods;[33] unspecified body part.[3][34] Nook = Unknown body part.[3] Ook = Fornicate, vulgarity, an expletive,[14][26][24][35] also used as a pun on "Duke". Ookapalooza = The "greatest party of all time", held by Ook-Ook and his cronies in Stormstout Brewery.[36] (Compare with the real world Lollapalooza.) Ooker = An insult.[4] Okie-dook = An affirmative, equivalent to "okie-dokie" or "okay".[9] Ookin = Fornicating, an expletive,[4][2][15][25] admitted to be foul language by Tak-Tak.[12] Shinies = Treasure(s). Slap-slap = To defeat or beat something up.[37] Slerp = Brew, beer.[6][15][38] Slickety = An expletive,[4] possibly related to "slicky". Slicky/Slickies = Fish.[39] Sometimes used as an insulting term for jinyu.[2][40] Son of an Ook = Rude exclamation.[34] Spooky-dooks = Constipation; "Dooks get scared sometimes, don't wanna come out."[31] Tik-nooker = An insult.[26] Wikket = Non-hozen humanoid;[10] unspecified body part.[41] Possibly "strange being" and "strange bits" respectively. Alternatively, the unspecified body part may be the original meaning of the word, which has since come to be used as a term for non-hozen humanoids. Wob-gobbler = Possibly an insult.[9] Wookin = Possibly an exclamation or compliment.[9]

Wow, the whole ookin Hozen glossary. Nice job you ookin wikket.

It’s butt sex It’s always been butt sex

Something like "[I am prepared to provide an unexpected rearward engagement"](https://i.imgur.com/3OfDoka.png).

Buddy, you're about to get ooked.

Everyone thinks this means something explicit, but I think it actually just means “hit them in the head” like saying knock you out. But I also think blizzard intentionally made it also sound like the other thing kind of, so it’s probably literally meant to be hit in the head but also kind of mean what you think it means

I think you know exactly what it means...

It means that primate is going to slip his banana into your rectum.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

I have been wondering if it is against TOS to say this to another player in game. Seems like it should be ok since it is a voice line in the game… 

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I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

😏

Everyone knows it’s 🍑 🍆

He's gonna butt you in the dick?

Sorry 🍆🍑

He’s going to have a nice intelligent and respectable conversation with you. Then, after pleasantries, fuck you in the ass monkey style

I loved this phrase so much I added a %t macro that I used in random groups. Not every pull of course. But damn the reactions from the randos were gold.

He's gonna ook your dooker, dude. Simple as that.

Exactly what you think it means

How clear does he have to make it?? He's talking butt-sex, mate.

Is there a hozen named Ook Dookum? Because if not that's a missed opportunity

There is a Dook Ookem

This is my favourite boss in the game simply for the voice acting Metzen does here lol

It means you gonna Ook all night

I think this is something we should continue to just accept is a little silly and not be offended by it.

Serious answer: I always assumed it meant "punch you in the nose."

Fuck you in the ass

Genuinely it means punch you in the mouth lol

I means don’t say it too loud or they might hear you and replace the boss with a fruit salad painting.

a painting of a lady in a bra thats only in like 4 locations? replace it with fruit boss that says "i'm gonna fuck you in the ass"? nah man thats mop we can't touch that

Mike Tyson finished that line with "until you love me!"

As found in-game in Jade Forest: [https://www.wowhead.com/object=211990/hozen-speech](https://www.wowhead.com/object=211990/hozen-speech) >The language of the hozen is steeped in mystery. While the majority of the hozen are able to speak in a common language, they often include an assortment of other sounds and "words" that have yet to be translated by other races. Most jinyu scholars believe these additional words to be uncharitable or offensive in nature, but the matter is far from closed. To quote the great sage Ook Ook, "you can take the derk out of the jib, but you shouldn't put the jib in the derk." Wise words indeed. We think.

He's going to shit in your ass.

Whatever you want it to mean!

you know what it means

"We gonna ook all night long" One of his lines

Kick you in the butt? Hit you in the face?

i always assumed ook meant punch not fuck

Luck be in the air tonight

French translation implies a kick in the butt rather than a sexual thing. Wich would be much more in line with the vibe too

Well, to be fair, at least in America (can’t say for sure in other English speaking countries) “saying you’re about to get fucked” could mean sex, violence, or both.

I think he’s suggesting you should have brought some lube.

Prob fuck us in the ass (metaphorically which would be smart for this beer monkey) or hit you on the the head a barrel.

"Get Ooking party started!" "Come on and get your Ook on!" "We gonna OOK all night!"

It means he's gonna ook you in the dooker.

It means he's gonna ook you in the dooker, duh.

It means EXACTLY what you think it means.

Gettin your dooker ooked is definitely a reference to butt stuff..

If there’s one great thing Remix exposed new players to, it’s Blizzard humor pre-WoD.

I prefer my dooker un ooked

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yes

Does he actually say that? Does he really say he's gonna fuck you up the ass?

Well, in portuguese that's "eu vou feder teu fedegoso", which would be something about stinky stuff, or shit, to be more precise So, my guess is that he will fuck you in the ass, idk

It means 1000 years of pain.

What's wrong with your ookin face?

What the ook do you *think* it means, dooker?

At least they're not telling you they're going to sling derk at you.

I always thought it means what you think it means

Oh dear

POV: you just got ooked in the dooker

Tf you think

It means Blizzard had a very awkward meeting with HR a few years later.

Dook Ookem lol

Pandaria remix was the perfect time to give us hozen and fish men (sry don't play alliance) as allied races

When a daddy hozen and a "daddy" hozen love each other very much. . .

Why is there a NSFW tag on this when the only possibly objectionable part is right there in the title?

Ook Dooker should meet up with Zesty frog from HOI