My nerdy little GenX heart always loves seeing "Made in West Germany" stamped on parts.

Genuine Forged Capitalism, my friend! I did have a bike built in apartheid era South Africa come through a while ago. I felt less capitalistic about that one....

Oh, and a Ringle seatpost clamp. Because klunkers always need an homage to unnecessary CNC holes. Trypophobia, look it up, dummy!

Also, at best this is cruiser adjacent. I am *aware.* I swear to god, if someone comes in here and makes some stupid know-it-all statement about what this bike actually is I will scream so loud the astronauts will hear it.

Probably going to regret this, but what is toilet wood?

Well that's the wood toilets are made of, of course!

[удалено]

Yeah, kinda does. I bought it to simmer bratwurst in, but found I needed less beer but something a bit less... Cardboard?

I didn't doubt that it was made in England until they felt the need to guarantee it.

But how else could we be sure??

[just a little empirical analysis](https://youtu.be/WO1ebXqUFDw?si=df6gRrMwRrt6xy81)

Honestly now I’m kind of doubting it, they seem nervous that we won’t believe them

i would watch that show

My culture is not your costume or game show.

Look, if I, as a white man, can't appropriate your klunker culture, then how can I replace all of you with more of me???