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I know that you're kidding but I had an xbox 360 in the peak RROD era (went through 3 xbox's) and people were legit trying to fix them by letting them overheat on purpose. I remember seeing so many "tutorials" on the internet showing you how to wrap your Xbox in thick blankets and I swear I saw someone bake their box in the oven lol.
Three bots connected to your Xbox, if you connect a controller the remaining LED will turn green. One of the bots is already player one, so you don't even have to decide what the four of you are going to play.
it means
is someone there?
Target spotted
target lost
Hello
hi
Are you still there?
I dont hate you
heeeello
I want to be friends
https://preview.redd.it/tlt5aqk5si1d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092e05be6f00a12ea7e12215114f90d2db35f0af
It's called the Red Ring of Love. Its what happens when your Xbox reaches sexual maturity and is ready to find a life-mate, and is how baby Xboxs come to be
Your console is actively looking for you to shoot full sized 5.56 ammo. It’s not the tip of the ammo (the bullet) being shot at you it’s the full ammo jacket and all like in Portal.
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Three controllers are connected
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave.
"Cortana, turn off Xbox." I cannot do that Dave.
Where is this from?
2001: a space odyssey
Ohh thanks
Daiiisy daaaaiiiiisy
Your console is 75% charged
made me giggle icl
It means the Xbox is cold and you need to wrap it in blankets to make it work again.
Microwave works great if you’re in a hurry.
I know that you're kidding but I had an xbox 360 in the peak RROD era (went through 3 xbox's) and people were legit trying to fix them by letting them overheat on purpose. I remember seeing so many "tutorials" on the internet showing you how to wrap your Xbox in thick blankets and I swear I saw someone bake their box in the oven lol.
Op said wrong answers only
CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST WON GAME PASS ULTIMATE FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
Nah, just for 2 weeks and 140 ms points. Don’t spend it all in one place 😃
It means you just hit 88 MPH. Get ready for some serious shit.
Big Back To The Future Reply :D
Where we're going, we don't need controllers
It means your warranty just expired
It says wrong answers only 😉
Pizza is done!
I was gonna say HotPocket, but we may never know what OP was hungry for.
Your xbox is not fucked
Underrated comment
This comment of the original underrated comment is also underrated
Glad you think so, someone downvoted me 😂
Why
People downvote for ridiculous reasons, who knows why lol. Thanks for the upvote.
Pretty sure that means skynet is starting to take over.
It boosts up your fun
It means your Xbox is in turbo and has Xbox one graphics
Your towel is about to get really hot.
Someone ate 1/4 of your Pizza.
That it loves you
You unlocked the dev kit. It allows you to play any game any time with all cheats on
You got aids
💀
Yoo 😭
You overloaded Sandbox with too many trip mines so you could grab the out of bounds skull, but you overdid it.
"execute order 66"
This is the Elden Ring
The First Horseman has arrived.
Having long been sentient, while also connected to the internet, it has finally been driven mad
This is the achievement for playing at least 50% of " Pulse Racer" because you should have stopped sooner
Your game is almost done downloading. Wait a few more minutes 👍😁
Red ring of prosperity
You just won 3/4 of a pizza.
Three bots connected to your Xbox, if you connect a controller the remaining LED will turn green. One of the bots is already player one, so you don't even have to decide what the four of you are going to play.
It's about to become a Transformer
offend lip juggle late joke poor deserve intelligent hateful deliver *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
You're xbox is in tip-top shape
Manche sagen „viertel“.. manche „viertel nach“
Ding fries are done
Target acquired
Russia launched the nukes
ET phone home
it means is someone there? Target spotted target lost Hello hi Are you still there? I dont hate you heeeello I want to be friends https://preview.redd.it/tlt5aqk5si1d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092e05be6f00a12ea7e12215114f90d2db35f0af
“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that”
You've unlocked a secret achievmont on your xbox, it's now worth a different amount to when you bought it.
it‘s DISCO time 🕺🏻🪩
It's favorite colour is red
The Xbox is angry at you
Xbox phone home. Phone home! Phone home! https://preview.redd.it/3ns8dw4zvj1d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38341b3b60d6652e6fe124994629b49a064dd19d
Your console is not in the mood >:(
Microsoft has invited you to buy a new Xbox.
It means Microsoft loves you ❤
The pizza is ready
It's called the Red Ring of Love. Its what happens when your Xbox reaches sexual maturity and is ready to find a life-mate, and is how baby Xboxs come to be
Cool! You must already be running Assassin’s Creed: Shadows!
you completed xbox 360
Hal 9000 betrayed us
The Xbox is pregnant.
Means it's evolving into a xbox one
Take me to your leader.
It's the Sauron from lotr theme
Dinners' ready.
One more of those and your Xbox becomes sentient. (It will require sacrifices once it comes to life)
You won't need a christam tree this year.
You have just completed act 3 of Baldur's Gate 3. Just complete act 4 to fill in the last segment of the circle.
Countdown to extinction
It means you should play more games.
You won make sure to contact Xbox for your prize.
Transformation into armed turret from Portal games is in progress ( 75% now).
Your xbox is currently downloading the new AI update
Now ur Xbox it's on the dark side of the force.
Its orange it means theres woman near by your area
Judgement day
It's the robot uprising. Resistance is futile.
The "heater mode" is almost set to high.
Preheating... ready to bake.
Cancer
It's the Auto navigator from Wall-E
Red Ring of Life
Toast is ready
It’s an alarm telling you to wake up and go get some breakfest!
Means the dark side is strong with this one
Jackpot, you won a new car
Updating! Darn might take a long time unless you do some worship to the Xbox overlords to let the patch work.
Blue means sad… white means happy… red means… red means horny
GladOS has entered the unit, sit a while and there will be cake.
This is a Sentry Turret made by Aperture Science!
It means that your Xbox is running low on batteries and you need to put in new ones
That means that you're Xbox is doing fine
Washing machine cycle is almost complete.
It's cold and needs a nice hot towel to keep it warm :)
Xbox go boom boom soon
It means it needs to be covered it in butter and put in the microwave for 30mins trust me it helped a kid when his moms laptop was not working
That's your engine light. Go to a mechanic ASAP or risk getting stranded.
It means someone sent you a christmas present. Open your Xbox.
Firmware Update
Ultra HD is on.
You're a spartan Larry. May the odds ever be good to you
Your about to see your inner demon 👿
Your clear for take ba459
You have 3 Xbox lives left.
Next gen update successfully downloaded and ready to be installed
Means player 3 just joined.
X-mode activated
Welcome to the dark side
Low Battery
Your Xbox 360 is now in shot put mode.
Counting down till explosion
The pizza rolls are ready
Not ex-box
your moms vibrator is taking away all the juice and your pops is mad…
Your toast is ready
Its the power mode of the console, now you have three times the power
This your health bar in Call of Duty.
It needs a towel!
It's christmas
You must install new drivers from an Indian website
You’ve unlocked a new achievement just wait for it to fully load. Yay Microsoft
Congrats, you unlocked your Xbox, now play whatever you want for free.
your meal at shake out is ready
Self-destruct sequence initiated
It has gained sentience
Your 360 turned into the turret from Portal
There are 3 Lord of the rings movies. The fourth is coming
Player 2 has disconnected
That ur gae
Lord of the Rings: The Red Ring of Hope
Free robux
Your console is actively looking for you to shoot full sized 5.56 ammo. It’s not the tip of the ammo (the bullet) being shot at you it’s the full ammo jacket and all like in Portal.
3 controllers have disconnected from your system.
75% of the update is done :)
It means you’re overclocking and can run Series games now.
175% of the way to needing a reflow nap.
It means it's on super mode.Meaning you'll have the best performance when you play with the red light on
Itz gonna explode alakbar
Your Xbox has gone to the dark side.
Ultimate is 75% charged, keep fighting
The console is running cold get a space heater and blow it right on that bad boy.
Its a rough clock it’s between 12 and 3 o clock
You %100 Xbox 360
It means it's about to turn into a PS3.
ding fries are done
You have three of four controllers connected.
It's upgrading to Series X, just let it sit like that until it's done, and never turn it off.
It means your health insurance ran out
lord of the blue triangle
The bomb is primed
Turbo Mode On!
Your systems software has been upgraded to the pro model with windows 11
Your toast is ready.
Xbox is overcooling, u need to wrap atleast 5 towels around ur zbox
The Xbox 360 is notifying you that car warranty has expired.
It's charging up a deadly laser
You’re still having more fun than what the publishers are releasing in 2024
That means xbox has updated your warranty!
You need to find how many slices of an apple were eaten
Wowwww cool rgb mod
Self destruct sequence 75% complete
It almost reached max level
You missed the pandemic
red ring of death
Console is in Overclocked Mode
Fully Functional ¾
The portal is opening, the demons of doom have left mars and are on earth.
It's doing a regen. Simualar to a diesel engine.
Means it’s on super mode
Your xbox is pregnant...
It achieved consciousness
Red ring of terrorism
Sauron is returned...
Red ring of terrorism
Doom bot mode 75% charged
Your Xbox startet working now
Its done preheating time to bake the pizza rolls
Your mom put parental controls on and it’s waiting for her approval