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Gloriklast

Anyone who says “I can fix her.” is a delusional moron who will forever be a virgin with no Yandere partner. Anyone who says “I want her to break me.” Is on the right track. It’s about mindset people.


Gloriklast

I should probably specify I want her to break me mentally not physically.


thxredditfor2banns

Ill take both mentally and physically


Gloriklast

You……are a stronger man than I am.


New-Personality9122

I want her to break me spiritually too


[deleted]

Yes! I don't know what kinda person claims they are "*into yanderes*" and then goes on to say "*I want to change this person to fit more into* ***my*** *personal* ***ideal*** *of a partner and claim their personality is '****wrong****' and needs '****fixing****', even though I'm not even a licensed therapist.*" Oddly-specific, but you get the idea. This whole "fixing" thing is incredibly insulting and makes absolutely no sense (outside of the funni meme. As a joke, it's fine, of course. But not if it's meant seriously). That said, I also wouldn't want my yandere-partner to "break me", unless I deserved it. But that's personal preference, I guess.


Aggravating-Chip-710

I said I could fix my GF and I did. She only stalks me now. I may be mentally broken


Mr_notknowing

What about "She can fix me" Where do they belong??


Gloriklast

If by “fix” you mean manipulate you into being a submissive and reclusive partner who self isolated from everyone but her and bends to her whims in exchange for unending affection……uhh then I don’t know.


Antisocial00000Me

I sense true determination impressive. https://i.redd.it/bzsc5te0k0vc1.gif


Joe_Keep

https://preview.redd.it/lat7fvxxkmuc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf79e5370495c06f4daabaab66c6b11388e78694 JUST in the stomach? She's in a good mood. :D


Aggravating-Chip-710

I’m stealing this image.


Mr_notknowing

She stabbed me so she can fix me. And when she fixes me, I'll be indebted to her. Then I'll do whatever she pleases, FOREVER.


LuminousGoL

If she's stabbing me clearly I tried to go outside without her. Which is very unusual behavior considering I'm as obsessed with her as she is me.


GawainTheGrowlingCat

Fixing? What's broken, other than some of my blood vessels again?


shutinlear53

Look, if she has the decency to hold me as I bleed out she can kill me, I'd let her


Absolute_Bias

If she intended to kill me I’d be dead, so all’s good.


Rusted_Mirrorball

You can fix them, I can make them worse, we’re NOT the same


Bing_Chonksby

You can fix them, I can make them better. We are not the same...


Rusted_Mirrorball

Better as in sane or as in better at hiding the bodies? 👀


Bing_Chonksby

I see a whole mess of wild angels, like a flock of shooting stars dancing together at twilight... Don't see any bodies, though... Nope... No evidence at all over here...


Rusted_Mirrorball

![gif](giphy|S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER) Oh, I’m sure about that


Bing_Chonksby

I have to ask, is 'Rusted Mirrorball' a euphemism? Because that's hot!


Rusted_Mirrorball

Tysm! It is partly metaphorical but it also was inspired by some other personal interests of mine that I wouldn’t want to bore you with, lol But I never thought anyone would appreciate it so thank you! you’re very sweet


Bing_Chonksby

I love a good visual metaphor and the juxtaposition of the rust (semantics: broken down, decomposing, dirty, outside) and mirrorball (semantics: party, glitz, glamour, fun, celebration, inside) is a wonderful dualism. Very cool. Also, little creepy on my part, saw INTP on your BIO and wondered what that was... Turns out I am also INTP. INTP-T, specifically, not sure what INTP-A is so finding that out next... But the whole 16 personalities thing is interesting. I love Jung and his work on archetypes, so this follows on from that.


Rusted_Mirrorball

IKR! I adore the contrast between opposing visuals as well and I think a lot of the times they make up for something entirely new and interesting, but I’m ranting here. Btw, I don’t think that’s creepy, lol, socials are for that. It’s amazing to find a fellow INTP, that would explain why we got along so well! If you ever want a new friend, feel free to DM me, you seem pretty cool!


Bing_Chonksby

Huh... Turns out we are the same. :)


[deleted]

"I can fix -" Stop! I can't hear it no more! God, I hate that phrase with a passion...


drdoodoot

https://preview.redd.it/iu1fx4730ouc1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaf90e1dde1bd2dc7d3c51fd7607905fe3a6539


AsGoodAsCopper

Stop running and she stops stabbing Simple


No-Room-8125

I don't understand it. Why would someone who love yandere want to "fix" them? It doesn't make any sense! :D


BestMrMonkey

that's the goal


rdrworshipper123

I can fix her after I fix myself at the nearest hospital


TheAdmiralMoses

Ikr, she's so passionate 🥰


No_Walk_3375

Fix what?! She can fix me with a knife god damn🗿


hageiiiiii

I think it's the perfect moment to say Nah, I'd win


Think_Interaction568

Hell, that's just Tuesday...


Bing_Chonksby

Maybe it's just my time to die! Did you ever consider that? Maybe she is just fate's acting agent in my destruction. Why do you hate love and the universal order?


ParadoxicalAmalgam

To be fair, I asked her to rearrange my guts. It's my fault for not being specific enough


c3534l

She doesn't need to be fixed. She's perfect when she's crazy.


Galacticus06

I can digest that


Amongussy02

I don’t wanna fix her. She’s perfect the way she is


Mr_Snowbell

Actually happened to me once, she tried to kiss me after and then broke up with me


Khalidd4

Dude i never said i can fix her, i’ve always said she can break me


Michikatsu_Kokushibo

Maybe I deserved it


Lone_Wanderer___

I can tame her


GEKKO_GAMES

Worth it >Proceeds to bleed out and die


xprototype713

small price to pay for salvation


Category_Education

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach after all...


dr_spice-

Your point?