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amgwut

That's the uncircumcised part.


Blaizer35

That's where it spits


fightforfoodgaming

I’m built in such a way


The_Crip_Sleeper

Now You cum


HeinrichVictory

It’s not that that big. 🙌


Lizzymertsching

i’ll treat you like you’re the only man in the world


Trogdordaburninator3

His extra testosterone is just building his ear muscles


vincethepince

HGH trying to make his head grow but the in ear monitor wire is holding it back


FedSmoker123

OP it’s not nice to make fun of battle scars on our veterans. Do better


daltino69

Call sign : “Ear Fat”


stewwushere42

He's a patriot


duck95

He risked his life for Ambassador Cartwright


KAG25

he kept us free


The_Crip_Sleeper

Better follow proto!


No-Cost1252

The seams on his human suit are starting to show.


samthehumanoid

HES TAKIN SHIT THAT MAKES YOUR FUCKIN HEAD GROW


DocThundahh

Does it set your brain on fire?


TivoYourEbay

You gotta get it goin, bud!


tyoew

Lauren doesn’t care


BenEsq

I went back and listened. When Lauren said she was an exhibitionist, you can hear a tap on the table. Pretty sure this is Tim's hard on hitng the table.


tyoew

Tim’s been meeting w/divorce attorneys all week


abagofdicks

He’s going to buy Nadav out of debt to cause an “accident”


tyoew

No cap


EverybodysDad11

I've totally noticed this! Also, Christine wears the same model of Shure in-ear monitors, but puts them in BACKWARDS and it will forever drive me insane.


[deleted]

Bahahahahahah it's like Brent's belly morphed on to the side of his head


Seanzzzpdx

Ozempic head


Justgame32

isn't that just the earphones squeezing his loose skin ?


CoolGuyFromCompton

no... it's the loose skin squeezing the earphones. almost reminds of the scientific conundrum... does the farts push the poops out or does the poops push the farts out? I guess we'll never KNOW.


Vast-Combination4046

When my daughter was 10 days old I was changing her diaper and she farted a turd nugget to the end of the diaper, at least 6" away. Then giggled. In that moment I realized she solved one of life's biggest questions and she didn't even know it.


CoolGuyFromCompton

I'm sorry to call you out. But this is an anecdotal story. There have been many papers written on the subject matter and these studies always result as inconclusive. sorry to break it to you this way.


now_you_see

LIES!! You’re just a paid shill for big fart^tm and I can prove it!!1!1! 10 day olds don’t eat, they only drink milk & ipso facto cannot even *produce* butt nugs, let alone fly them across the room!! You paid shills don’t fool me!!!1!


Vast-Combination4046

She was a constipated little baby. It wasn't very stiff but stiffer than usual.


DocThundahh

Dr Drew solved this. It’s both.


CoolGuyFromCompton

Dr. Drew is not correct on this matter. He is an addiction specialist. How come when I poop I dont fart? but when I fart I dont poop? but sometimes I can do both at at the same time on demand. What we need here is a physicist, because the dynamics between the farts and poops almost sounds like a quantum entanglement phenomena...


BadDadPlays

Dr Drew is an addiction specialist that doesn't agree with addiction treatment, and thinks only abstinence is how to treat it.


emperorOfTheUniverse

Looks a little more substantial. Could be a fatty cyst.


thisisnotjr

Hey Tom, if you're reading this, wouldn't it be crazy if that part keeps getting saggier as you get healthier? Like it would really sag and jiggle as you move. Even if you did get it removed, there would be a scar and it will still sag around the removed area. So it will get even worse when you do something about it. Wouldn't that be crazy?!


DocThundahh

Hey buddy, I read this in top dogs voice and pictured him laughing really hard at his own idea afterword.


Vuuuduuuuu

This screenshot is going to lead to months more of banked episodes whilst the plastic surgery occurs. Shame on you.


patricksaurus

Strangely good eye, but it’s not really a fat thing. The skin of the scalp is some of the thickest on the body, and thickness changes with age and baldness. Tim’s not actually bald on that part of his scalp, so the skin is still relatively thick and spongy. It’s more apparent because he is bald on top, so that skin is thinner. If you are the kinda person to notice this stuff, you could see a lot of variability in people when we were all wearing masks during COVID. Some people just look like they have a string going through an unbaked load of bread.


Distinct_Target_2277

Your scalp can absolutely get fat. It's fat and loose skin. There's plenty of old bald guys that weren't fat that don't have "scalp" swallowing their ears.


patricksaurus

Yeah but Tim is not a fat guy anymore.


Distinct_Target_2277

That's why op said that he still has fat in an odd spot.


patricksaurus

Yeah, I understand. What I’m trying to convey is that it very usual to have thicker, spongier *skin in that spot. The alternative explanation is “he has this anatomical oddity.” When you hear hoof beats, you think horses, not zebras.


ChariBari

Its not fat. It’s his extra head skin, left over from when his head used to be fat.


[deleted]

You is wierd dawg


jenrick2

Proof that toms done with this shit and has a body double


straight_lurkin

Now I cant unsee this until he eventually gets it cut off lol


[deleted]

Mud flaps...made for eating scrum poutine


CoolGuyFromCompton

[Sounds like a total scrum master...](https://www.atlassian.com/agile/scrum/scrum-master?clickid=yPl2KK0qFxyPUNJ1PpXwTwbAUkFxIKxnU2xOwM0&irgwc=1&utm_medium=paid-affiliate&utm_source=impact&ircid=17715&irpid=95368&irmpname=Affinity.&irmptype=mediapartner&irshareid=&irmpgroupname=&iraid=1583141&utm_content=US%20%7C%20Jira%20Software%20-%2088x31--TEXT_LINK--&irclkid=yPl2KK0qFxyPUNJ1PpXwTwbAUkFxIKxnU2xOwM0)


cmonfamm

This mf is out here zooming in on ears


the7thletter

OP is fatter than Brett.


DrSkimmer

It's not that that big.


thebeonick

Its normal sized


stokeszdude

Part of Bart’s fat morphed to Tommy


[deleted]

Ozempic addiction is weird.


welshspecial1

That’s his Peruvian neck tie


[deleted]

[удалено]


DocThundahh

Cool comment by a cool guy


beermeimavandal

Please touch grass, u/emcee_cone


[deleted]

“The hunger always wins.”


JerseyVagrant

How big was he that he's got extra skin on his head? I didn't think he was Bart levels of fat


intoxicated_giraffe

I thought this was going to be a picture of Christine.


Largefathers95

Looks like he’s wearing a face on his face


kmak123

that's where it spits


Icegiant-

I didnt notice this and now ill never be able to unsee it.....


Roththesloth1

In the spirit of this show let me say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


collinsmcrae

It's like the back of the head rolls you only see on black guys, but on the side of his head.


Verbose_Maloof

i’m gonna talk to the sheriff’s department about you buddy, okay?


Verbose_Maloof

thats my hole


slirpo

He's gettin' that 5G ear cancer from the wifi in our phones!!!


Talrenoo

We love our Ozempic queen


[deleted]

That’s where it spits


BigBeezey

His Ear Enzimes are through the roof! I mean it's off the charts!


ButteredBeans40

He produces too much cum (ropes, bro) so that’s where it gets stored in the mean time.


lbjbig3

Hmm, he must be getting poor to display such clear fat


sabo81

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!


Tight-Maize-8800

That’s the Botox


slave_cylinder

Glad I wasn’t alone noticing those abominations


FerretBizness

Might need a washcloth for the crevice