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Jon Jones VS every Batman version

Is it ethical to lie about your political beliefs so someone would sleep with you/date you?

Why does every single MMA post on the internet regarding Chael Sonnen always involve people calling him the greatest martial artist ever?

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Adriana Chechik squirting in the BACK OF A TRUCK ON THE HIGHWAY 💀

Does this make you crave cock?

What are common ways to shame men and women for their preferences?

I'm a black boi but I'd love to see my black wife bent treated like this by my white friend 🤤

Mom is a FUCKING WHORE 🥵

Your GF had to spend a month with your bully after you lost a bet and when you went to pick her up he whistled and she cam crawling over like a dog. It's like she didn't even see you there as she went straight for his cock.

I wish a jerk bud would cuckold me with his huge white cock and fuck my GF like this and send me videos of it too

Your parents have a really strong marriage. Your mom and dad are so madly in love they fuck all over the house. Mom loves getting ploughed by your dad's big white cock, they even fucked on your bed too!

A pistol shrimp is approximately 1.6 inches long on average, which is 38 times smaller than a normal human. If a pistol shrimp was scaled to a human (multiplying everything by 38) its claws would generate 15,000 Kelvin of head and 16,000 psi of force

Everybody who has ever made fun of Mike Tyson probably did it while out of arms reach

Nobody who has made fun of Mike Tyson ever did it within arms reach of him

What is stopping you from getting a partner right now?

People need to stop lying about their political views in dating profiles

A glowing commendation for all to see

A few trolls called my fiancé „gay“ and „feminine“ bc of his Handwriting. What do you think? [gendered]

A few trolls called my fiancé „gay“ and „feminine“ bc of his Handwriting. What do you think?

M4A - Australia/Online. Looking for a person who can help me cope with my small penis insecurities.

The amount of smegma I have on my cock after just 1 day of not washing

sauce? please

As a black cuckold, I would love it if this was my view of my wife and her BWC bull ❤️

Anyone can serve bwc, so do it. Get on your knees and serve

Do Stubborn Infants count as Shota

your bully has an interesting method for keeping your mom quiet in the bathroom while he brutally fucks her up her asshole

Jon Jones VS every Batman version

Is it ethical to lie about your political beliefs so someone would sleep with you/date you?

Why does every single MMA post on the internet regarding Chael Sonnen always involve people calling him the greatest martial artist ever?

Xenomorph and Ovomorph by Oleg Bulakh

Adriana Chechik squirting in the BACK OF A TRUCK ON THE HIGHWAY 💀

Does this make you crave cock?

What are common ways to shame men and women for their preferences?

I'm a black boi but I'd love to see my black wife bent treated like this by my white friend 🤤

Mom is a FUCKING WHORE 🥵

Your GF had to spend a month with your bully after you lost a bet and when you went to pick her up he whistled and she cam crawling over like a dog. It's like she didn't even see you there as she went straight for his cock.

I wish a jerk bud would cuckold me with his huge white cock and fuck my GF like this and send me videos of it too

Your parents have a really strong marriage. Your mom and dad are so madly in love they fuck all over the house. Mom loves getting ploughed by your dad's big white cock, they even fucked on your bed too!

A pistol shrimp is approximately 1.6 inches long on average, which is 38 times smaller than a normal human. If a pistol shrimp was scaled to a human (multiplying everything by 38) its claws would generate 15,000 Kelvin of head and 16,000 psi of force

Everybody who has ever made fun of Mike Tyson probably did it while out of arms reach

Nobody who has made fun of Mike Tyson ever did it within arms reach of him

What is stopping you from getting a partner right now?

People need to stop lying about their political views in dating profiles

A few trolls called my fiancé „gay“ and „feminine“ bc of his Handwriting. What do you think? [gendered]

A few trolls called my fiancé „gay“ and „feminine“ bc of his Handwriting. What do you think?

M4A - Australia/Online. Looking for a person who can help me cope with my small penis insecurities.

The amount of smegma I have on my cock after just 1 day of not washing

sauce? please

As a black cuckold, I would love it if this was my view of my wife and her BWC bull ❤️

Anyone can serve bwc, so do it. Get on your knees and serve

Do Stubborn Infants count as Shota

your bully has an interesting method for keeping your mom quiet in the bathroom while he brutally fucks her up her asshole

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