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Humanities twisted Gods – Part 1

Welcome to the Homeseeker – part 1

Evening on a corpseworld

Please tell me, that i am not the only who thinks this is the most useful strat in the game

Human apocalypse.

Human apocalypse. [OC]

Humanity’s twisted Gods – Part 13

The galactic community don't like when they discovered that the new species they found (humans), has words like "xenocide" before they even knew there was life outside of their planet.

"Halt, we have blocked your way, Human...and....rat person....Turn Away" "Your blockade is too tall I can just go under it" "Can he do that?" "Yeah he just walked under our blockade....."

What game is this y’all

It was said long ago that there once was a civilization here that nature so despised it tried to destroy them,and in the end that civilization destroyed nature out of spite

One of these took me only 3 attempts, the other a full week of misery. Guess which was which.

Aliens liked to poke fun at our lack of claws and fangs and dependence on weapons for combat until they realized we curl our hands into bone-reinforced bludgeoning weapons and hit like trucks.

Humans, just to spite everyone, will force friends and foes alike to play insanely lengthy board games.

The Galatic Net was a nice place to learn new things...until Humanity linked their World Wide Web to it...

How can I max out this chip? (Rush Ink Coverage)

Absolutes Chaos

Driving direction in Europe in 1922

Humanity is despised and feared for their heartless and cruel nature in war. Perception starts to change as the starfaring races hire human mercenaries for their own wars and see what is hiding under all that armor

(hiro) [FM] i can't explain it too well but i prefer to see rule34 that could be 'lore accurate'. like i feel kinda odd when i see straight smut featuring a character who is canonically a lesbian or ace. does that make sense?

Humans given guns are bad enough. Then someone invented portals...

Congratulations humans of terra. You are now officially conquered and are now slaves. Luckily for you, and concerning for us, 97% of your population will see a significant rise in quality of life.

For some strange reason, elder entities find it entertaining to take human forms and "put themselves at the service of humanity."

Humans like to mess with their alien friends. What aliens refer to as "Monkey Business". Though many do get tired of it. Finding and respecting boundaries is important for Human Xeno relations.

Humans when touched in a certain spot go limp for about 5 min ,they don't like this but can't do anything about it and about 5 min later they just calm down and forgive.One human who this is abused on to pet him finds out you can get used to it when he doesn't go limp and gets his bat out. Xenos run

For some reason, humanity was eager to buy up deathworlds even when terraforming wasn't feasible

It turns out Karma is a scientifically measured thing and works exactly the way it should for all the aliens except humans.Things happen randomly to and Karma only occasionally works.An Aliens best friend has to explain why he has a broken arm.

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