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Aliens find it fucking Bullshit that Humans can handle more pain than 90% of species.

Aliens like Earth Lizards, in fact there are more non-humans in dinosaur research than humans.

"This is a warning to all non-designated crew, aka pirates, all Humans have evacuated and have decided to allow me, the ships AI to enact "Cut Strings" protocol"

Aliens have no idea how to stop a Human Bounty Hunter. Not cause we are technologically advanced....its cause for some reason we find cheap alternatives to block their tech and senses

Aliens find it cute when Human's blush.

A humans craving for a good drink cannot be contained, they will use any means necessary to get a good pint.

Sometimes Humans will adopt the predators...sometimes they eat them....either way....YOU ARE FUCKED

Humans are the wolf orcs of the galaxy, we migrate from our system in large packs, extremely loyal to those who repay our kindness with kindness, and we have weapon platforms big enough to conquer a system in a week.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Skirmish with 180 bots on short is truly an experience

Why are the maps named level? and why are they rfld files?

Aliens find it neat and nice when their human friend gives them a suit.

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The Food Printer Incident.

Aliens who can transfer their mind into a human male....have no idea how to deal with the fact we are horny just by being in the vicinity of a woman. especially if we are still in our growth stage

How to Make Humans....the BIGGER FISH.

Aliens discover every Human Man's weak point, then they remember Humans plan for everything

Humans usually get along.....till they don't.

Humans are stubborn.

There is a Universal way to get information out of any Xenos that Humans find easy to do with earmuffs

Ok so we introduce Aliens to Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Silmarillion, Dune, Warhammer 40k, and other fantasy, sci fi, sci fi fantasy shenanigans we humans love to obsess over.

[WP] you're a Xeno soldier and there have been a bloody civil war, one day you ride your hover craft and see a human in a summer outfit with a surfboard, he asked for a ride to the beach

Sett Satisfaction

Aliens have no idea how to respond to romantic mail from Humans

Satisfying W one shot

Fitting that my first penta was with the Boss

Hi Its Me!

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