I love when people misspell Muad’dib like that, I just imagine it pronounced in like a heavy Texas accent - “Hey Maud’dib, g’wan and take the spice coffee off the stove.”
Ahh the jerboas. There once was a kobold who really wanted to be dragon. To achieve his dream he entered a fae competition of sorts, but there was an important rule: you needed to enter as a team of three, no more, no less. The kobold didn't have any friends, so he didn't know what to do. In the end he brought two jerboas (is this correct plural?)
Ah, this is both the blessing and the curse of having a hyperfixation on *human* biology. They're much easier to find (there's not really a problem with finding any, because, you know), but much harder to study.
I've often thought about having one of these that's like, the size of a horse and I can ride it around. I want this in a fantasy setting, let me ride a giant jerboa
Look at dem ears
https://preview.redd.it/mjv1t0mjqm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfddaf2da20340d6dd7e496ce13e6c1450174c28
https://preview.redd.it/4peyy9c7sn0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb38761bdbc0d113ea7d43ebcb50eb5fa2fe3ca
https://preview.redd.it/tvv6h8nmsn0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685afc3e5717c770c21e87cd0436c25883a77b8b
I didn't mean to make it cry :(
I bet they live somewhere hot and it's to keep cool
It's a jerboa, and you are right about the functionality of the ears.
jerboa more like ceroba undertale yellow er er er
hear him out
Look at everything else. He got the funky legs
You want to study Maud'ib?
I would love to study Timothée Chalamet in detail yes
Fr tho Chalamet sounds like the name of a souls game Dragon. Chalamet the Unbidden or some shit
Dark souls 1 has a dragon boss named Kalameet
Fuck that dragon If no one in Anor Londo got my back I know my bro Hawkeye does
madlib yes good producer
I love when people misspell Muad’dib like that, I just imagine it pronounced in like a heavy Texas accent - “Hey Maud’dib, g’wan and take the spice coffee off the stove.”
Oh my goodness I love jerboa (that’s what this funny guy is I think)
The twitch streamer?
No, that’s Gentrification
Jerboa198
rabbit-eared jerboa hours
WE MAKING IT OUT THE SCORCHED EARTH WITH THIS ONE (we will not, the jerboa tried to warn me of the sandstorm before we took off but I didn’t listen)
MUAD’IB!
Muad'Dib!
Invasive species, schminvasive schmecies... look at this lil guy! Who cares if he wants to be an invasive species, LET HIM!
MUAD'DIB!!!!
Muad’Dib…
Is that jerma?
Jerboa 🥰🥰 https://preview.redd.it/xl67ev2nbn0d1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5f36fb4907e718fa447a1b394772201b76ccca
You tellin me this fella wants to invade??
what a grubly goober
I bet they’ve heard of you
what the sneef im snorfing here
Muad'ib
What bizarre feet this little fella has.
I'M POINTING THE WAY
THERE IS NO ONE IN THIS ROOM WHO CAN STAND AGAINST ME!
Muad'ib!! Lisan al gaib!! As written!
Ahh the jerboas. There once was a kobold who really wanted to be dragon. To achieve his dream he entered a fae competition of sorts, but there was an important rule: you needed to enter as a team of three, no more, no less. The kobold didn't have any friends, so he didn't know what to do. In the end he brought two jerboas (is this correct plural?)
Star wars deep Lore creature
Womprats!
That is just a straight up pokemon, like there's literally no question.
Muad'ib?
Or so I've heard...
Boy why you so ears?
roingus?
Ah, this is both the blessing and the curse of having a hyperfixation on *human* biology. They're much easier to find (there's not really a problem with finding any, because, you know), but much harder to study.
tbh i wanna donate my body to let it be studied by biologists when I die where do i sign up
its a good thing you didnt meet one of these irl, theyre extremely transphobic. I saw a jerboa at a proud boys rally.
You should pick the Mekong Giant Catfish :3
That sucks :( I hope you’re able to find something out
There are species of Jerboa in California
Ah. Scratch that. They are kangaroo rats. Similar niche but a different animal.
Oooooo you want to study the effects of the drought on kangaroo rat populations ooooo you want to hold one
is there a lore reason that mouse has bunny ears?
MUAD'DIB
LISAN AL GAIB
I've often thought about having one of these that's like, the size of a horse and I can ride it around. I want this in a fantasy setting, let me ride a giant jerboa
Or so I’ve heard,,,
Fang from Sonic is a jerboa and that’s cool :)
jerboa
jerbober
I think you should sneak one in. What's the worst that could happen? :)
This looks like someone recreated a rat from a kid's picture
With those ears, I say we help them become an invasive species.
I do not know what critter it is, but if someone harms it, I will destroy them.
...do it
Ya hya chouhada Muad’Dib!