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TwistedPnis4567

97 year old mud factory streamer still makes his brand tweets the old fashioned way ❤️


that1dragonreddit

Slime field workers of Venus. They only get paid 60 credits a solar cycle


NeoSzlachcic

By a solar cycle you mean a day or a year? Because venusian day is longer than a venusian year


that1dragonreddit

A day, they can probably withstand the over 200 day long work days


floofityfloof

Down with the tech extremists free the slime field workers


Creepertron200

For reference, that’s how much it costs for you to run your spedooper devices


Competitive_Point_39

Beautiful


snackthateatenat3am

mojang employee


ichsoda

Ex Mojang employee


Quetzalcoatl93

B is a stressful job


dumbmaster1337

IMAGINE IF MEN 🗣️😩💦💦✊🫱🫲💥🔥🔥


CK1ing

Imagine if men shouted in each other's ears before spitting and doing a fist bump explosion? Yeah that'd be pretty cool I guess


JotaroKujoxXx

🤔


theskeletom

IMAGINE MEN😩🍆💦😩🍆💦💦😩🍆💦


JotaroKujoxXx

🧎‍➡️👽


-H_-

Bogos binted?


Aggravating-Mud7338

Imagine if men


majormfhere

had to breastfeed


theskeletom

you


NastiestMC

With their 


MAST3R_G4M3R

Feet


NastiestMC

Cock


Taco821

ARE THOSE... PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING ON ITS FEET?


NastiestMC

Breast feed from cock pls


DeathAwaitsss

Twitter users used to dox mfs for the tamest shit back then but now even if you search for the most niche shit like Hatsune Miku futa porn you're gonna find a blue checkmark denying the holocaust or something with no repercussion


SodenHack69

Only on X!


theskeletom

xxx


dumbmaster1337

melom's twetter....,,,


Mario-2407

Poor Miku...


bigspacewaffles

Sinesian moment


YugeAnimeTiddies

!


Brans666

Reddit mods


big_vangina

Yuck 🤢


Brans666

Modphobia is not allowed


Creepertron200

Instant ban


CK1ing

Twitch streamer. Or more specifically, Jerma. It takes a lot of work to put together those events he does, and also to induce temporary psychosis on himself for every stream


Noise_Loop

Having a Jerma brain inside your skull 24/7 indeed is a lot of effort.


ComedicMedicineman

It’s a shame no one takes Jerma brain seriously…it’s a very rare condition that isn’t talked about enough


mrcrabs6464

I mean Jerma is like working a real job now isn’t he. Like he co owns a media company. Very different from Hassan who plays video games and makes mid political takes


a_nice-name

#(#lootget)


[deleted]

"Mid" is putting it lightly lmfao, people should be embarrassed if they even think Hasan knows what he's talking about, let alone has good takes on anything. He's one of the biggest grifters on the left, period


BizMarker

I wouldn’t call twitch streaming news and video games grifting, unless I’m adjusted to the usual inauthenticity in politics


[deleted]

He is the spitting image of the term "champagne socialist," sitting pretty in an LA mansion, famous because his uncle is Cenk Uygur, regurgitating mindless popular "socialist" takes so his audience will continue to pay for his expensive cars. None of this is to mention that's a reaction content creator nearly to the level of xqc, playing other people's hand-made content on his stream while he takes a piss or makes a sandwich and soaks up the views. He is PEAK grifter.


BizMarker

He’s a grifter because he’s wealthy from streaming? His house is expensive, but its like a family home you’d see in Houston lmao. LA prices


imacuntsag420

LIFE IS PAIN.I HA-


FrazzleFlib

yeah the effort streamers put into their content varies massively which is fair and to be expected. some go above and beyond like Jerma, some make lazy boring slop and some fit somewhere into the middle


a_nice-name

Nonono, you don't get this, the hard part is when he acts sane so that newer viewers aren't turned away from watching


dude_don-exil-em

A valve employee


theskeletom

Tf2 updates manager


CK1ing

Bro is overworked. Can't believe he managed to add those snakes on that one map in only 5 years. Actual insanity


LorenzoIsASimp

HL3 developer


Azure-April

that third dude is a loser who took his shirt off & rubbed mud all over himself to look like he's working hard, the video is so funny


medix20

i dont work in the oil field but i do work in industrial construction. ive worked around refineries as well. i would NEVER take my shirt off while doing this. the amount of shit on the ground and walls(metal dust, regular dirt, and any other nasty chemicals) sticks to your skin and then your just miserable all day cause it itches like crazy. i barely roll my sleeves up. it could be 100+ out here and i still wouldnt. that dude is just a show off.


Scaredsparrow

Me when I make things up on the internet The dude in the video is actually operating tongs on a drilling rig, when tripping pipe on a drilling rig someone needs to spin the pipe together, this guy does that with those tongs. In the video you see that mud shoots everywhere from the pipe as they are pulling wet. He's shirtless because it's hot and it's hard work.


Azure-April

There is another worker literally right next to him who is correctly dressed, not covered in mud to a comical degree, and not overacting like a dumbass


Furisk-

double it and give it to the next person


YoWoody27

I dont think I'm a fan of this meme format


ProxyAttackOnline

Is this implying Simon is getting the best head? Because that’s just not fucking true. Theodore is.


Cpov1

Still stuck on what the hell is going on with the chipmunks


wendigo_feast

Venusian Slime Farmer


Environmental_Top948

Probably B Both A and C at least have an idea of what They're supposed be doing.


Creepertron200

What is this from (do I want to ask?)


LeftySwordsman01

There was a meme started from the original art a few years back known as "who's getting the best head". The meme was weak enough to never stay for too long but strong enough to come back whenever it needed to. As for your second question it's really up to you whether you should have asked.


Null42x64

C


DrDuckno1

C


[deleted]

C absolutely


CapAccomplished8072

C hands down


TerroFLys

Tf is going on in that picture


-MR-GG-

I remember accidentally seeing the original photo of this like a decade ago when I was a kid.


Revolutionary-Put649

Landlords


Adventurous-Pace-571

I think it’s the twitch streamer who’s working the hardest 🤔🫡


Noise_Loop

Hassan of course, bless his soul Edit: sarcasm


Marius_Acripina

Nah, fuck that guy.


ToughInvestigator311

I don't know what's satite anymore


FrazzleFlib

Ragebait has become so shitty its come back on itself and is now indistinguishable from genuine brain corrosion


Klutzy-Bag3213

Its not bait they're just making a joke


FrazzleFlib

honestly idk what to make of that specific comment i was just talking generally lol


Speritate_Scatter

With the shit hes watching everyday about Israel and Palestine, i'd say its very mentally taxing


Program-Emotional

I don't think Hasan is as bad as everyone says.