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Catwinky

I love how it's a cut out you can keep in your pocket to use for reference


Fickle_Scarcity9474

Is that what they mean with the expression, "using the race card"?


NoNet_NoNet

Ethiopians as white/caucasian? The only common what Ethiopians have with Europe is only Orthodox Christianity.


Accurate-Fortune593

That’s why they were considered white. They converted to Christianity 70 years before Rome so when missionaries arrived to convert them and discovered Christianity was already flourishing they posited that they must be white as they were too advanced to be black. Also had a written language unlike other blacks.


Hadar_91

Back then it was not about skin colour but face features. So as long you had "European" face features they were considered Caucasian. And they came Americans and for them "White" meant Germanic. Poles and Italians were not considered White, they were even viewed as worse than Black by KKK, because Black person is easier to spot than a Pole or a Italian which may try to hide and live among "White"people.


Fickle_Scarcity9474

To be fair the face on the paper looks a lot like a Bulgarian I know...


vitunlokit

I was going to say that Finland should be Mongoloid instead of white but that Baltic face is spot on.


Small-Interest-3837

You can immediately tell its bs cause mediterraneans are listed as "white"


luring_lurker

Exactly, don't you dare taking my n-card away


Rigoloscar

They even took the somalis' and ethiopians' n-card away lol


Hadar_91

You would usually offend Somalis and Ethiopians by calling them black. :D


Hadar_91

"Scientific racism" was mostly about facial features not skin colour. Later Americans just spread their interpretation of "White" due to mass media. Basically for Americans "White" meant what this illustration describes as "Nordic race". Later Americans adopted "Caucasian" as synonym for "White", but originally Caucasian had much more broad meaning.


Alternative-Ebb1546

Unironically only the top 3 can be considered white.


zqky

How did brits go from Legolas to Barry in 60 years?


freshfov02

We're still Legolas. But the alcohol caught up with us, and we morphed into Gimli. Peak male though.


GeficktEingeschadelt

you wish, y'all look more like fn lembas bread.


freshfov02

> y'all Kys


Catwinky

The invention of the aluminium lager can in 1959 and the rise of the kebab shop in the 1980s.


Fickle_Scarcity9474

Why you keep calling the greysh mouldy stuff kebab? Real kebab doesn't look like Forthglade dog food :( For reference: https://preview.redd.it/3qpvn09ozl6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3d3a1846ec5841b2403c235e6e464362837d631


jsm97

Happens to all of us when we hit 25. The Barry metamorphosis


Express-Outside

They must have skipped their Rassenlehre classes. Shame.


dziki_z_lasu

We demand the acknowledgement of the honorary n-word pass given to us by Haitians and categorising Poles on the right side, as far away from Russia and Prussia (except parts of Prussia within Poland) as possible!!! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Haitians Acknowledgement of the existence of the Kurwa-Perkele race would also be acceptable.


Goukaruma

I don't think it was that accurate even at the time. Aborigines are not closely related to Africans. The Ethiopians are in that group for cultural reasons. 


Hadar_91

It was later "refined" into five races: * Capoid. * Caucasoid, * Mongoloid, * Negroid, * Australoid And Ethiopians were considered Caucasoid due to "European" face features, not skin colour.


behtidevodire

The drawings are amazing tho


bronquoman

Thanks to adn now people can discriminate people in more creative ways. We live the future.


Bsheehan78

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