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Intelligent_Pie_9102

Someone is getting invited to Versailles tonight...


Ok-Captain-6396

They were invited to Saint-Germain-en-Laye. Don't you dare to use our place of shame for someone else!


Reasonable_Top_4724

Someone's getting possessive again 😶


Ok-Captain-6396

Who are you? Comment se rendre en Alsace?


Reasonable_Top_4724

I am your worst and best nightmare at once, and idk that's already eastern Europe for me


maelle67

If we're eastern Europe, then you're British Do we agree on the fact that we're not Eastern Europe now?


Reasonable_Top_4724

But you guys are so far away 😩


maelle67

Indeed, but geographical length isn't everything Think about it: you're closer to Parisians than to us


maelle67

You've been there already, you know the way


Ok-Captain-6396

Don't forget who won in the end! Yes, we were all shit and got our collective asses kicked! Hell, some even switched sides (only Saxony ofc)! In the end, we won anyway! Apes together strong!


Melodic_Degree_6328

Didn't we switch sides as well?


Ok-Captain-6396

shhhh!


Melodic_Degree_6328

Well he took Lake Garda away from us, we had every reason to betray him


curvedglass

Only professionals switch sides. Take what you can and give nothing back, now gimme that crown Napoleon.


elendil1985

Oh, so it's funny when YOU do it, Hans?


curvedglass

There is a certain finesse to switching sides that Bavaria and Württemberg had, which Italy just couldn’t reproduce.


ImaginationIcy328

Tonight there is no coalition on the pitch


SkellyCry

J'aime l'oignon frit a l'huile


n3onfx

J'AIME L'OIGNON QUAND IL EST BON


Rigoloscar

Au pas camarades, au pas camarades Au pas, au pas, au pas


IzHipToBeSquare

![gif](giphy|l0HlMSVVw9zqmClLq)


SkellyCry

But Arnold I'm just s...


IzHipToBeSquare

It‘s great because that reply works no matter what the outcome will be. lol


IzHipToBeSquare

Ofc we had to score the goal fore you Pierre. Anyway, GG


SkellyCry

Austria played a good match, except for that goal tbh, seems like Pierre needed some help to win. I really wanted Austria to win instead of France.


WongUnglow

![gif](giphy|l0HlVTNKhKnt52olG) What’s with the chin zipper?


JezzedItRightUp

I thought it was cum.


ItsACaragor

https://preview.redd.it/qebnp9mxt97d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed04284567b61de4a65fb59ab0c83895a1c57b9 Real ones wear the cadenettes !


IzHipToBeSquare

I am genuinely more disappointed that nobody on our side dressed that way, than losing to an self inflicted goal. Anyway good game Pierre, we can always face off again. https://preview.redd.it/h9yutiw1gd7d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bc538e6ed7d6bc866594848c4b53da72b3d275


Maleficent-Put1705

Austerlitzed again.


IzHipToBeSquare

Hey now, we noticed how boring it got so we finally scored a goal(on ourselves) and then the frenchies where kind enough to remove their best player.