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athurd

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?


lethalkin

You really jarred something loose there tiger.


personalcheesecake

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


PAUMiklo

I'd rather have been evicted


fictionalbandit

We don’t have a cow… we have a bull


evilxerox

Uhh… I think I’ll go brush my teeth


playa-hater

“How’s life?” “Taking forever..”


personalcheesecake

hey roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?


ballin_weasel

Even if it's yours?


weenie_in_betweenie

This is such a great movie. I rewatched it a few months ago.


udntcwatic2

What is this movie called?


Space_Goblin_Yoda

[kingpin](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0116778/)


udntcwatic2

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Dark_Eyes

Kingpin


udntcwatic2

Thanks!


Dark_Eyes

It's absolutely hilarious, I highly recommend :)


udntcwatic2

It looks great! I need new movies and this is my next pick for movie night


Funkybeatzzz

You won't be disappointed. Somehow my partner hadn't seen it either and she was laughing so hard by the end.


oakomyr

Big Erns wispy combover fluffing in the breeze at the tournament like a strand of cotton candy - the kind of detail that puts this movie squarely on the top shelf


Spiritual-Effort-967

10 frames? That's for Quakers.


UnderwhelmingAF

My favorite Farrelly Brothers movie. Better than Dumb and Dumber and There’s Something About Mary, IMO.


PAUMiklo

I am above the LAW!!


Gul_Dukat__

Big shitstorm coming


personalcheesecake

i think i can smell it, run for your lives!


WashGodMega

Bill Murray doing the commercials with the familys is fucking classic


evilxerox

lol, “sometimes when I wake up in the morning big earn is already here”


robbiejandro

“Deeper, Jonathan!”


Donna-Perdido

This movie introduced me to Blues Traveler. Great credit sequence. “Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, Whore.”


bigern79

Most underrated Big Ern line: “Why don’t you go eat that outside and come back?”


Funkybeatzzz

I also like the one before where he tells the waitress to wash off her perfume. I think about that line a lot when out and about.


TheMicMic

I love Kingpin, and I have the director's cut on DVD. There's some really random scenes including Roy banging a sex doll.


Funkybeatzzz

And the priests with the firehoses.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

I remember watching some of this as a kid with my dad. I watched it over the winter and thought it was a solid 7.5/10 movie. I loved some of the little things like the floss scene, and Woody’s hand rolling down the lane in the ball. Thought that they sure ended it in an interesting way though


RemyWhy

I’ve been driving around the last 20 years without a rear-view mirror because of this movie.


twice_baked_tater

True story - they let bill Murray do his own hair in the movie


ForceGhost47

“New and Improved,” I read this already


ganoveces

Just finished milking your cow. took a while to get her going, then pow! all at once ..... we dont have a cow .....we have a bull. 😂


Anarchissyface

Which is ?


ninefourteen

Why go out of your way to shit on Dumb and Dumber? Both great movies.


Funkybeatzzz

How did I shit on it? Both are great, I just think Kingpin is better. Saying I like one better isn't shitting on it. Both are Farrelly Bros. movies which is why I made the comparison. You're reading an awful lot into a little mathematical symbol.


ninefourteen

You can't just say you liked Kingpin? It's like the "Seinfeld > Friends" crowd.


Funkybeatzzz

Why go out of your way for comments like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/s/zU75YeJnnP You seem to have no problem talking about your preferences and actually shitting on things. Hypocrite.