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Can’t wait for my guest to eventually flush and clog my sewer line

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Who gives a fucc

Exactly my thought, somebody who always has a pocket knife on them (me) left with no other options, would get peices of that paper off the roll. I’d feel wary about flushing it though

Pieces ... They told me one sheet per shit ... I'm taking one sheet ... I don't care it's 25meters long ...

Then it's 1 shit per sheet so no more shitting because you'll be out of sheets.

its why if you're pranking a friend with this make sure to leave a real toilet roll in reach and visible. The initial confusion is trolling, forcing someone to have no other options is being a dick

I carry a knife. I’d cut it and use it then leave. You’d never know

Nah, what you do is unroll, wipe, then roll it back up.

r/madlads

As a custodian I would love to try this but I fear what could happen

Install the roll on the towel rack, squat down naked between the roll and the toilet, weave the paper through your ass cheeks, throw the other end of the paper into the toilet and flush to get some automatic butt wiper action.

Hahahahhahhahahahha

To hell with all these bidet people. I need Automatic Butt Wiper Action.

This guy wipes

More like flosses.

Think I'll replace the toliet paper in the public restroom with this when I quit my job, hopefully soon.

I guess shit just stays rolled up back again.

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I wiped my ass with fabric and left it, who is the real victim here?

😨

That ain't right.

Then you realize you're single in a one bedroom apartment.

its like building traps around your treasures in a singleplayer minecraft world


Ni!

This is cool until you have to accidentally used that bathroom and didn’t have a spare roll

How to train your household to use the bidet

There goes the nice guest towels.

It's all fun and games until I wipe my ass with your decorative towels.

Hilarious until some pulls out a pair of scissors to cut it and then you have a badly clogged toilet

I’d bust out my leatherman, wipe and flush

Then.... You realize that the person that has no better option.... Will just pull out the toilet paper, not rip it, wipe, pull out more... Wipe..... And repeat..... Aaaaand.... You just gave yourself a disgusting mess to clean, when you now have a roll of shit wiped toilet paper!!!! This seems like the worst "prank" in the world.

Joke's on them, I have a box cutter keychain, I'll just cut the paper, use it and clog the drain.

r/foundsatan

 Welp...

What a piece of shit invention

The American trait of over-verbalising really annoys me. "...and wait for them to go number 1 or number 2..." WTF else are they going to be in there for? Completely redundant. "In this location and at this time..." you mean "here and now"? There, I saved you 66% of your syllables. Whole damn country seems to talk like they're giving evidence FFS

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How about a roll where you can't find the end but it's the last roll in the house and you panic trying to find the TP edge

I’d wipe and leave it hanging on the roll.

If you do this you deserve the mess I am going to have to leave

Would be funnier if it didn't even roll out

Thats terrible

Hey I smeared shit on your walls…. As a prank

Public crucifixions

This sub sucks so hard

All fun and games until you are paying $12,000 for busted pipes and water damage as they flushed the entire thing

I'd just smear this thing completely full and roll it back on. Please everyone, buy this thing, so I can make my own prank.

Hahahaha I need this

Joke’s on you when I flush the whole roll

Well that’s a shitty prank

Haha that's super duper funny OMG

I'd just use the entire roll then and leave on the floor. That'll teach em to prank me during my shits.

That's a quick way to end up with shite on yer towels.

I always have a box cutter in my purse, I'd cut it and flush it.

This is brutal xD

They used to sell this at Spencer's gifts. That guy had everything!

I'll just pop out my pocket knife and cut as needed.

dont be surprised if they come out of the toilet half naked, rip your shirt off and use that. You deserved it

Had this happen to me once, had to flush my socks down the toilet.