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Helo-1138

And Trump IS a closet russian.


Adventurous_Page_447

Trump came out of that closet before the 2016 election!


BadAtExisting

There’s nothing but shame for that brand of coming out


Ok_Condition5837

Should be but in actuality isn't! Because look at how many of the current GOP members are Russian sympathizers? Hell, look at Tucker Carlson! Or the idiot Texans saying how awesome Russia is and our country is going down the toilet? When in actuality Russia's GDP in 2023 was just under $2.0 trillion and their state (just one state, by its lonesome) beat them! In 2023 Texas's GDP was $2.03 Source 1)https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/the-top-10-economies-in-the-world 2) https://www.statista.com/statistics/188132/gdp-of-the-us-federal-state-of-texas-since-1997/#:~:text=In%202023%2C%20the%20real%20gross,at%201.92%20trillion%20U.S.%20dollars. Edit: TY for letting me know I had the wrong source. Corrected above.


Meinmyownhead502

And MGT is just a straight up Russian stool


garyflopper

She’s a stool sample alright


Responsible-Person

That woman is more than a stool sample. She’s the entire stool.


Meinmyownhead502

I’d refuse to stay stooge because I’d insult actual stooges lol


Cold-Conference1401

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mothboy

No, he isn't subtle about it at all, his base doesn't care.


Outrageous-Pause6317

That closet door is ajar.


cookingflower

The Russian mob and Putin definitely clapped them cheeks.


sandysea420

But not very closeted.


Honest-Cris918

No closet about it. He admits to wanting to be a dictator!


Tonythecritic

That's not a closet, that's a giant glass display on Times Square.


TheRealTK421

The discount Biff Tannen's cognitive delusions know *no* bounds. What an ignorant tool....


aynhon

She prefers to grab her own pussy, Donnie. Go shit your pants again.


ThePopeofHell

It’s weird how in some way the rise of Biff in back to the future 2 kind of lightly predicts Donald trump


atlantachicago

I’m pretty sure they based the character on a future version of Trump - casinos and all


TheRealTK421

The BTTF character "Biff Tannen" was, in fact, specifically created with Trump as direct inspiration, per the gent who wrote the movie/script. So... it wasn't life imitating art -- it is art inspired by life (but the IRL version is clearly far *far* worse than even the fictional depiction.)


DeaconNuno

Writer: “Let’s see…who’s the *worst* possible person who could become President? Oh, I know!! Donald Trump! Haha this is so absurd, it’ll be so hilarious, people will love it.”


TheRealTK421

And *this* is why we're in the darkest timeline.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

The fucking simulation writers think they’re pretty damn funny.


LNViber

The wriger/director of BTTF used to be a regular at my work. We had a few interesting exchanges around the 2016 election. Basically his rough opinion was "how TF is this happening? I was pretty clear with my message about giving this guy power." And some comments about how he was wrong in thinking the average American is smarter than Donald Trump.


WilderJackall

Dude, stop flirting with her, she's not into you


kwheatley2460

He’d like to grab her “cause they just let you do it”. Trump is a pig just like his stupid rabble that voted for him.


Worried-Criticism

I do NOT wish any harm to Taylor at all, but part of me wants him to try. Just so she can give him a swift (pun intended) kick to the old toadstool before legions of Swifties set upon him. When the carnage clears, the only thing left would be his hair and a small scrap of red tie.


Danni_Les

Only if she can find the little toadstool under all that flab - plus it'll be the wrong place to kick, as you'll have to kick his head to get his toadstool.


Worried-Criticism

Which, ironically, is quite a ways up his own arse.


Aggravating_Jump_453

I’m having fun picturing that


heatherm70

I will get the popcorn and watch this!


kwheatley2460

Works for me.


oneplusetoipi

By grab, you mean rape, right?


kwheatley2460

Yep. Rape is correct word.


franchis3

Do you want Travis Kelce to whoop an old man’s ass, this is how you get him to whoop an old man’s ass!


SnoopingStuff

She already sued the last handsy guy


Spiritual_Ad_3367

He truly does not care if someone is interested in him or not. All that matters to him is whether or not he wants them.


WTF_Conservatives

Do you want Taylor Swift to officially endorse Biden? Because that how you get Taylor Swift to officially endorse Biden.


Empty-Discount5936

Doubt she endorses anyone, she'll encourage people to vote tho which is still bad news for Republicans.


omni42

She did in the last election. I bet she will in this one too. There's a video of her talking about the decision with her team, including her father. It's only gotten worse. She wouldn't until close to the election though.


hypocrisy-identifier

Her team desperately tried to talk her out of it and she said if she doesn’t say anything, then she’s complicit. Total class act.


nibbles200

Which is smart, people have real short memories.


moon_cake123

If she actually starts endorsing Biden then trump will start shitting on her and pretend he never said this shit lol


Zealousideal-Cry3418

She’s not your daughter, dude.


BillyHuggins

The man is braindead.


portonista85

He’s unhinged..it may stem from an untreated std


CelticSith

And he's a closet Oompa Looompa, cause he's "orange" and "speaks in riddles"


Miyagidokarate

I would say he speaks in nonsense. Riddles require some level of intellect to create them.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Gibberish. The word is gibberish.


North-Caregiver-4281

My 4 month old baby may be a closet MAGA. He wears a diaper and nothing but nonsense comes out of his mouth.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Your baby: goo goo ma ga


N_Who

Can't say I'm surprised a Republican would draw a correlation between a person's physical attractiveness and political affiliation.


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

Well he’s a Republican so obviously all the other hotties are too.


rockjones

He has to stare down some of the grossest Americans the US can offer at his cult campaign rallies. That would be some serious dissonance.


PillNeckLizard11

Trump stares down the grossest american every time he looks at a mirror


BlueJasper27

Keep Taylor’s name outcha mouth!


BlueJasper27

What’s funny about this is that his magats talk about how ugly she is. This will confuse the hell out of them. 😂


myfeetsmells

Does she remind him of Ivanka?


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

Taylor called Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn a Donald Trump in a wig one time so I seriously doubt that she’s in to supporting him.


Scrabble_4

You know if she were his daughter, he might just date her.


Financial-Coffee-644

A few people in my town are convinced TS is a satanist, i’ll have to check in on them and see how they twist this to fit their preconceived notions.


spderweb

Please post the results!


zenos_dog

Can you even imagine having this guy sitting across from you at Thanksgiving dinner?


tysc666

The stench would be unbearable.


throw69420awy

No, I’m not Nick Fuentes


sarcasticbaldguy

Well I'm going to have some fun with this one on Facebook. All the magas that keep saying how ugly Taylor Swift is - but your orange god just called her beautiful!


RedcardedDiscarded

Hey Taylor, watch yourself. When Trump starts commenting on how beautiful you are, you better make sure your changing room door is locked when you're using it!


stevenmacarthur

"...and she reminds me of my daughter Stormy, I mean Ivanka..."


fidgetypenguin123

Why does he constantly talk like a 5 yr old, jfc


nerdmon59

Cause that is his mental capacity.


Longjumping-Bug-6784

I fully expect one day to hear he’s said “I know you are but what am I?”.


bizguyforfun

I sure as hell hope she launches a campaign to get Swifties to vote, and then casually slip in a subtle mention that Joe is for women's rights and vonShitzinpants and the rest of those clowns are not!


beavis617

Beyonce is more country right now than Taylor Swift...🤭


BackpackEverything

And both of them are actual billionaires unlike Donald Trump.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

And by and large self made.


RedcardedDiscarded

Hey Trump, you dirty old man! She's young enough to be your granddaughter! Not that her being your granddaughter would stop you. We all know you're one sick f@#$! Wise the hell up!!


AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle

Careful, Ivanka may get jealous. Or maybe that's the plan?


bdockte1

And immediately Taylor Swift drops to her knees and completely wretches out her last two meals with so much force it covers the floor in front of her!!!!!!!


LeapIntoInaction

Retches, you wretch.


FitBattle5899

I told my Wench to loosen the winch so my brother and i could move the furniture off the trailer, with his help it was cinch my brother is such a mensch for getting me out of such a hitch.


FriarNurgle

Pretty sure there may be a defamation case here


IsThataSexToy

Just tell your magats to vote like her. People are saying it is a good strategy.


CharlieDmouse

Such an unending stream of bullshit. Hope TS tells him to F off. I find it hillarious conservatives are so butthurt about her. Snowflakes.


Forsworn91

Does he forget that he went on a full rant when she refused to support him?


Glass-Relationship70

Man... leave that young ass girl alone, you ###OLD ASS, SHIT-REARED PIG.


melouofs

What an absolute simpleton.


DirtDevil1337

Oh yes, another sign of dementia, apparently he forgot that he hated her guts back in February.


Livid-Age-2259

Taylor Swift is richer than Donald the Seditionist


Angeret

Trump still talking out of his butt, chapter unkown (the counter broke).


CaptJimboJones

Jesus, he’s such a creep.


sentientcave

He constantly assesses women by their looks. Its the first thing he thinks about any women, would he fuck her. Brains, talent, character, these mean nothing to him, its all about appearances.


InterPunct

He thinks he's the world's funniest comedian on top of all the many other delusional sets of skills he claims to possess.


McLovin-Hawaii-Aloha

Trump is a Russian implant that masturbates to photos of his daughter


EmperorGrinnar

This dude never learned how to filter his thoughts.


The84thWolf

That’s weird, Taylor Swift looks nothing like Ivanka.


ReturnoftheBulls2022

Taylor Swift literally endorsed Jim Cooper and Phil Bredesen for the 2018 midterm elections and was lambasted for her endorsements by conservatives. Charlie Kirk being the creep that he is literally said out loud "Does Taylor Swift have any eggs left." That alone should put Kirk on the permanent sex offender registry.


____8008135_____

Are there any Republicans who understand basic human biology? They always get it wrong.


ilmd

Why does everything come down to looks with him? Yes, only “unusually beautiful women are republicans “. God what an ass he is.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

I'm so tired of hearing about what a moron has said in the past 24 hours. Stop printing his stories, stop talking to him, stop acknowledging his existence, media.


DukeofStratosphere

Trump is an idiot


Sure-Break3413

Trump is whacked! You would think someone in his camp could convince him to cut back on the crazy, and keep his mouth shut! He is such a loser😃


Builder_liz

Unusually sounds creepy


numbskullerykiller

And his face looks like store-bought peach cobbler


JerseyTom1958

Non sensical Russian asset! Orange traitor spewing more shit from his diaper.


cookinthescuppers

He’s pissed because all he has is unwashed kid rock


sambolino44

“She’s very sexy. She reminds me of my daughter.”


Civil_Pain_453

This orange baboon needs a muzzle. All words coming out of his blubber mouth are rubbish. Please stop making this idiot even more 'famous'. This traitor belongs in jail or in a zoo or in front of a....


Honest-Cris918

He is such a scumbag!


bonelessonly

That is some really rancid flattery, sniff test fails badly.


pistoffcynic

Like Donald has a chance with Taylor Swift. She’s everything he despises in a woman… head strong, independent, smart, intelligent. I can’t wait to hear a song drop from her about Trump.


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HauntingSentence6359

He angling for a loan from someone who actually has money.


dzoefit

The art of the grift..


cheddarburner

Hmm.. Could one theorize that Trump is a closet cross dresser with all the makeup and the overly coiffed and sprayed hair?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Just like transphobic Elon Musk has had more gender affirming surgery than most trans people.


Used_Intention6479

This is Trump's clumsy attempt to woo Swift through compliments, because he is afraid of her. As Putin knows, this strategy works effectively with Trump.


daisysharper

I think so too. He thinks so little of women especially, he figures if he calls her beautiful she will compliment him back. I can promise you she's gagging.


janzeera

The internet has given the Village Idiot a megaphone.


BaldEagleRising17

“She’s so beautiful, and people on both sides say that, that I’d date her if she were my daughter.”


reddituseronmobile

Taylor is beautiful but she crossed over from country a long time ago Convicted Felon Donald Trump.


Superb_Health9413

Name dropping is pathetic and weak. “People who frequently name-drop might be seeking validation and recognition they feel they're not receiving based on their own merits. This craving for external validation may stem from a lack of self-esteem or self-confidence. Name-dropping can also be viewed as a part of identity construction.” [Name Dropping](https://www.alife-welllived.com/blog/the-psychology-behind-name-dropping-what-it-tells-about-us.amp)


Danny_Mc_71

I was just talking to my very dear friend Mick Jagger the other night in the pub.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

She endorsed Biden


Earth_Friendly-5892

So any ugly republican women, are closeted Dems according to this fool’s logic.


Galactic-Guardian404

Just like those famous Republican Dixie Chicks


Mr-Hoek

It is time Taylor... "FINISH HIM!"


tickandzesty

That comment should disqualify his republican credentials. That man is unusually fugly.


CashComprehensive423

"Ewwww" says Taylor


ErnooA

She’s not going to fuck you no matter how hard you try, dipshit.


Fantastic_Mouse_7469

What a maroon.


StapledxShut

Just what every woman wants, a creepy, serial-raping neo-Nazi lusting after them.


antsmasher

Trump probably thinks she looks like his daughter.


ptahbaphomet

I am sure Taylor will come out of the “conservative closet” for money only to be told she reminds him of his daughter. The media is sick and so are the conservatives (really great people)


No-Personality5421

I don't think he could afford her, she's got more money than him. 


dasherchan

Spoiler alert: Taylor Swift hates MAGA and Republicans. Taylor Swift will endorse Biden soon. Mark my words!


Old-Ad5508

When do you think she will? My bet is the end of September/start of October for maximum impact


dasherchan

September is a good month.


869woodguy

I think she’ll endorse Biden, she’s just biding her time.


MidniteOwl

Does trump want to rape her too? Notty notty Mr. Diaperhead.


Easy_Account_1850

she reminds him of ivanka,so naturally he wants to bang her.


loupegaru

What a pile of ignorant shit to vomit out. Oh wait. It's Trump.


gadget850

The GOP is asking for trouble by messing with Dolly or Taylor.


mistressusa

Tay Tay, you have to set the record straight now.


Admirable_Policy_696

And Trump is unusually creepy and dumb as dirt


curiousity60

Ew. He likes slender blondes with a body leaning towards prepubescence.


RDO_Desmond

How does Trump explain MTG? She epitomizes republican women. Beautiful and talented does not come to mind. Reality bites.


artguydeluxe

He just likes her because she still looks like a teenager.


NuclearWaste666

We know he is American Taliban because he is Putin's pumpkin head bitch and a LOSER!!


DEMONDVS

Please tell me he ended that quote with "almost as beautiful as my daughter Ivanka!"


Budget_Committee_572

She needs to tell her fans to vote. For Biden.


mattiman8888

Trump is the closet (closet in my language refers to the shitter)


ovscrider

Fake country star. Upper class PA girl whose parents did a great marketing job which she has continued into her change to pop star. Trump's an idiot, swifts are genius


Fabulous-Fail-9860

She reminds him of his daughter - dude definitely had a chub while talking about Swift.


pharsee

You aren't a Republican either.


JumpshotLegend

Jesus Christ, this guy is so fucking off-the-rails dumb. It’s hard to imagine that he could go any lower, but yet he manages to do it on a daily basis. America, please vote for all Democrats in the upcoming election, we need to put these assholes behind us and be done with this nightmare.


Tonalspectrum

LOL, go ahead and piss off her followers asshole. See where it gets you.


Coaljet66

If she was a closet republican She would look like all those creepy not well dressed miscreants the attacked the government Jan 6


Ok-Abbreviations88

This is dementia on blast


hoitytoity-12

. . .and just like that the MAGA cult suddenly likes Taylor Swift. I feel sorry for any woman who catches the orange mans eye. It's probably one of the most dehumanizing things that can happen to someone.


delyha6

Is it fecal impacted cranium or third stage syphilis, or both?


Seeksp

If she's pretty, she must like him and his loser friends?


HopefulNothing3560

Ands off , Russia assets, just need the vote not you , how does it feel to be a Russian asset


seriouslyoveritnow

I don’t know how many times I can shake my head and say Jfc. I look forward to the day when he’s just gone. I don’t even care how anymore. Just gone.


No_Variation_9282

🤔 I was told by my Republican friends that Taylor Swift was a pawn of the Devil…


CommunityRoyal5557

Can’t be a LiBrUL I thought about fucking her at least 3x since you brought up her name /s 🙄😒


Powerful_Check735

We all know you want her to pee on your face


usarasa

He’s like “Come on Taylor! Endorse my opponent! I *dare* ya!!”


angry-democrat

I'm sure she's thrilled with his assessments.


AtticaBlue

So creepy.


eveninglily33

Nah.


dawwie

Not likely at all


aslrules

Fuck him.


alanudi

They keep clinging onto the dumbest tropes, meanwhile... Republicans are by and large dumber, fatter, and poorer, and therefore uglier than the average Democrat. (I'm independent) Contrary to what idiots think, people in the South are NOT all Republicans. We have plenty up in the North, and yes they're also stupid, fat, and ugly.


Ok-Egg-4856

Wow, how can you be so completely wrong about so many things genius.


Simpletruth2022

STFU go home and hit on your daughter.


The84thWolf

What is even the point in saying this? You made all your supporters hate Swift and now you’re saying she secretly likes you?


justalilrowdy

Lmao oh that will make his crybaby followers cry. 😅


Traditional-Purpose2

Right 🤣🤣🤣


floofnstuff

TayTay is getting wooed by the greasy orange blob.


OGZ43

Would he try to grab her by “locker room talk “. When you are a star, they just let you.


Competitive-Care8789

In your dreams, buddy.


FastEddieMoney

This is creepy AF.


Fan_of_Clio

The Idiot is more a Russian than Swift is a Republican. Just look at how she slammed Blackburn


AnnatoniaMac

Out of your league or comprehension trumpty. Taylor is strong, smart, highly successful, and fully comprehends the 0 worth of you. Keep trying to bait her though you lousy pos.


vickism61

I cannot think of 1 beautiful Republican...


OkAd134

Drumpf apparently has given up on lusting after his daughter and is ignoring his \[current\] wife -- now he finds Taylor attractive. Send Travis over to teach him some manners. NFL style


fooknprawn

He's creeping again right?


karsh36

Yeah, I don’t think the vid of her crying as her handlers and manager try to talk her out of it is fake. She probably grew up GOP, but she’s definitely not a Trumper


PocketSixes

It's cool for Trump to guess her mind for her, but god forbid that Taylor Swift speak her actual mind about politics, right?


zeradragon

When Trump says a woman is beautiful, that basically translates to 'You remind me of Ivanka.'


redshirt1701J

Country star? Good grief.


Krian78

Well, she did start out as a country singer. Republicans called her an „Arian goddess“ before she went into pop.


Delicious_Fisherman5

I doubt very much that Taylor Swift cares very much about Trump. She will encourage younger people to vote and think about what is good for the country. She has more money than Trump and way more class than he will ever have .


5050Clown

" this woman who's young enough to be my great-granddaughter is attractive to me. Therefore, she probably also wants to take away women's rights"


oldcreaker

Someone else he thinks looks like his daughter?


Dr_CleanBones

Oh Hod, Taylor! Run! You have attracted the attention of The Gaping Orange Porn Actress Fucker that Raped E Jean Carroll! If I were you I’d stay in Europe for the next 5 or 6 years just to be safe!