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Skreeethemindthief

If I have to pull this car over, you will regret it. So share the Goddamn Doritos! Yeah, looking right at you, Lupe'.


driatic

"Malo Lupe. Muy malo. And you are just covered in polvo de dorito." His Spanish lines are hilarious every time


space_coyote_86

Watch out for dehydration. And internal bleeding. And sepsis. And MRSA. Also, probably not a bad idea to get him tested for feline AIDS.


BucaDeezBeppos

And a medivac chopper wouldn’t hurt either. Unless he got flung up into the blades somehow…yeah, that’d do it.


chuckop

Dr. D T McShakeyhands!


el_throw

¡Malo, Lupe!


RandyTunt415

Los musulamanos…


WestonSpec

Lupe please... You're in America now, you just imply it.


PlatinumKH

Oh, really? You learn that in med school?


AndrastesTit

I use this line entirely too much in real life


Jenetyk

The CB, is working; but now the 8-track is zzzzztttttt


LesVegetables2

Why.....would we need the 8-track?!


Elbynerual

I'm just super good at that. ... omg maybe I *am* autistic.


SuperTurtle17

Dorito Dust


DaWorzt

... You're covered in it!!!


cb_cooper

Pulvo dorito. Always makes me smile.


Jaded-Banana6205

Mijo, no debes beber :(


AdamTheAmmer

Gracias, Lupe, ya tengo una madre!


Jaded-Banana6205

I use that line all the time ngl


Bortron86

One who would give the exact opposite advice...


dyaasy

"Tal vez autismo..."


ByronsLastStand

Goddamit, I do not have autism!


Callsign_Psycopath

Don't worry he's out of bullets. It's a thing I do... Holy shit maybe I am autistic.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Chuy...que the hell pasa...


TheBuschels

This is unquestionably my favorite episode.


Algaroth

Absolutely in my top 5. I haven't ranked them. Archer somehow manages to be just as big a dick as he usually is but somehow also shows of a lot of admirable qualities. Just the fact that he learns everyone's names so fast is impressive to me. Personally as someone on the spectrum, it was also very validating that the show acknowledged all the autistic shit he does. Counting bullets isn't even the only thing.


f-t-m-p-t-b

I’m pretty sure at least one of you has Giardia.


BlackLacuna

Oh my god...maybe I am autistic


Sacblabbath

Chuy *


Airman199

What do I look like? Carlos Salinas de Gortari ?


tatatheretard

APOLOGIZE TO MY TINNITUS!”


PerformanceHead2145

Esta loco pendejo?


ShieldAgent084

This is the OPPOSITE OF HELP


royalpeenpeen

Which episode is this


BuckNasty337

Season 4 Episode 8 - *Coyote Lovely*


royalpeenpeen

Thank you


TheBeardiestGinger

Seriously, I swear to god I think you might have giardia.