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CMDR_Duzro

Just imagine you forgot wearing those and try to rub your eye.


Rutilio_Numaziano

The old "Captain Hook scratching his balls with the wrong hand"


Rocked_Glover

*sniff* hmm smells a lil funky


MintImperial2

....Does he miss, and get the sac?


Rutilio_Numaziano

Schrodinger's scrotum: he doesn't know until he checks his pants.


MintImperial2

He'd have to be "comfortably Numb" to not feel anything by that point....


Gnatlet2point0

Ouch!


D_Ethan_Bones

I just facepalmed at that, then myself.


Fragrant-Reserve4832

Or scratch your ass


SirDanilus

There's an antagonist on early One Piece who uses bladed gloves and wears glasses. He uses his palm to push up his glasses.


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MysteriousAd6433

Or you got an itchy bum crack


Sketchitout

Well I hope she'd only make the mistake once


ImNot6Four

> Well I hope she'd only make the mistake once Two at most. Past that I don't ***see*** a way for it to happen again.


CouchKakapo

I don't _need_ these, thankfully, but I do _want_ them


Girderland

Somewhere between sexy and scary, but a tad more sexy than scary. Rawr miaow whatever 🥰


Sera-Everblossom

There's something to be said about sexualising a method of women's self-defence..


StairwayToWhere

Scaroused


Jeklah

Oh, the scratches on my back...


Pawneewafflesarelife

Scary scary sexy lady: https://youtu.be/Mkf5VnLWjsE


yellowbrickstairs

Omg they would be so good for the bus. Sigh.


ArgonathDW

Is there any evidence indicating any use? The blades appear intimidating enough to scare away would-be baddies, but they’re so prominent on the fingertips I can’t imagine them ever being worn in social settings. Did the economic class of the sort of woman who would use these gloves, remove her gloves when indoors? Or was the fashion at the time for women to wear gloves indoors?Could these have been sown and used by a criminal, rather? Is their history known? 


HeyCarpy

They might be the kind of thing you slip on for the walk home?


olympiclifter1991

" hold on Elisabeth while I put my evisceration gauntlets on.... tally ho."


AdjectiveNoun111

Victorian London was very prone to scares and hysteria, There were several Garotting panics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London\_garrotting\_panics#:\~:text=The%20London%20garrotting%20panics%20were,increase%20in%20violent%20street%20robbery. Which led high society people to start wearing stiffened protective collars. Obviously there was a panic when Jack the Ripper was active, the world's first media celebrity serial killer. There was even a monster panic when a demonic figure called Spring-Heeled Jack was supposed to be running amok in the city. Superstition, sensationalist newspapers, gossip, high crime levels and a lot of drugs probably made people very susceptible to these types of panics.


Smooth-Square-4940

I'm so glad we've moved past that /s


bluefishgreenpapaya

There were a lot of gangs in Victorian London, and quite a few had girl members. A lot of them were quite creative in their weapons, razorblades in their hat brims and the like. I could see these as being a 'fashionable' weapon for a girl in a Victorian London gang.


theyoungerdegenerate

This is from the Wellcome collection in London, the founder of which (Henry Welcome) collected many medical oddities. From memory there are bleeding bowls, Napoleon's toothbrush, Charles Darwin's skull handled cane, many torturous and fetish chairs, porcelain sex aids.. etc etc. it's in a free exhibition called Medicine Man. So to answer your question, they may have been but possibly in a novelty manner.


mybeatsarebollocks

Im thinking they belong alongside the torturous fetish chairs.......


lilac_asbestos

the seem totally unpractical for self defense or any other use, no way a criminal would use them unless it was for intimidation or torture


AxiosXiphos

I suppose the idea was you hid it in your pockets / with your arms crossed; then if someone grabbed you - you could scratch their face/hand/arm and make your escape. if they were sharpened to a razors edge they could do some serious (if not fatal) damage. Probabaly relying more on the surprise element then anything else.


Muted-Bath6503

Im guessing this is one of a kind gimmick that was never used because any attacker would laugh at that.


Wtfatt

U'd laugh at that! Idk about u, I'm not a rapist or what not, but if I have a confrontation with someone and they whipped out some wolverine/catwoman claws I'ma dip out


[deleted]

Purrrrrrrfect Batman.


Actias_Loonie

There have been many Catwomen through history


IneffableMF

Frederica Krueger


Scarletowder

I want some!


Da_reason_Macron_won

Real Hell-Cat Maggie hours.


gavinwinks

London was a dangerous place in the 1850s


caelthel-the-elf

Prolly still is tbh


Yop_BombNA

Nah, lower crime rate than most of America. American joke Brit’s are just running around stabbing each other, but USA knife crime is higher, plus they have all the gun violence.


YchYFi

I've never encountered that kind of violence in the UK


AkiramitsuVII

Wakanda Forever!


KentuckyFriedEel

Yibambe!


Fred_Thielmann

Yibambe!


decodeimu

Whatever keeps Spring-heeled Jack away!


AcanthocephalaOk7954

They're nonsense - from a shop/museum on Mare Street London. Modern AF.


AyeAye711

They need to show this in the next Sherlock Holmes movie


Leebites

I'd be down to wear that in modern days. Gives us a chance against the man and the bear.


loki_dd

I doubt any of the "bears" in London would be a problem for you........unless you're allergic to big ol' sweet hearts.


PantsPooper66

Modified for kink!


ianandris

I tought I taw a puddy tat.


davelikesplants

How would you use these? They can't be worn all the time, but if you are threatened, by the time you get them on, you're toast. I guess if you go for a walk in the "wrong" neighborhood in 1850's London you put them on beforehand. They just don't seem practical to me.


Skruestik

Seems much more practical to just keep a pistol in your coat pocket, which was perfectly legal at the time.


DrZomboo

Most people did, small derringer type pistols were popular, as well as canes, walking sticks, cudgels, and umbrellas designed for self defence; some even had embedded firearms or blades.There's a whole bunch of examples at the Royal Armouries if you ever get chance to visit. Also I don't think the gloves were actually a legit popular item, rather just a proof of concept design that it's just fun to think about nowadays, but wouldn't really have been practical


TheInfiniteArchive

I think Catwoman in the Batman movie with the Penguin made something similar.


Secrethat

Gotham by gaslight


NostalgiaDeepState

You just unlocked one of my better pandemic memories.


Secrethat

They are comfort reads for sure :)


Sinnafyle

They belonged to Selina Kyle


Gardener5050

Why would they wear these when you could just carry a knife back then lol


MiddleAgeCool

I'd love to know where those are. The same picture of the same gloves with the same 1850s timeframe comes up repeatedly on Reddit but I can never find which museum they're in or a picture with the white information card on the left.


Dai_Bando

Woman. Woman is singular.


waywardian

Well, Gotham by gaslight is set 40 years after this... Ertha kit style London nobility Catwoman, if you please. Ertha kit style London nobility Catwoman, if you don't please.


LegNo613

Genuine question, is this legal today? In the UK bladed articles under 3 inches long are not prohibited to carry, would you call this carrying or holding?


DemonicBrit1993

I can imagine some victorian mugger with mutton chops, a top hat, a monocle and a waist coat with a pocket watch saying 'Good gracious me, this particular damsel has claws much similar to the same as a household feline'


vikingrhino

My missus thought a posh wank was when a lady tugged you off while wearing a long glove. Wouldn't recommend asking for a cheeky handjob when these were in rotation mind.


Choice-Swordfish4338

Now I’m the bear


theblogicorn

In 1850 women don’t choose the bear, we are the bear 😂


DeadStar800

Why choose the man or bear when you could just become the bear?


Bourbonwithgravy

New dilemma unlocked, women BECOME the bear.


Miss_Might

Bring these back.


mrpotatonutz

That is something that could make a comeback


BaroqueBitch66

She got them Jeepers Creepers hands on


pertangamcfeet

Clawsome!


robot20307

wouldn't these bend with the fabric if you tried to use them? or do they have a thimble-style support under the glove?


[deleted]

Can see where Freddie Kruger got his idea from now…. The cross-dressing fanny.


geolee1980

Owch if they got a sudden itch


hypercomms2001

They need a version where the claws retract through the knuckles.....


MxdMartialart_crafts

Kruegeeeer


retroretake

Soo I should think "dam that looks hot" 😳


menacing_meringue

That would give the BEST ass scratch of your life 🫶


CountingWonders

These speak to me.


Stalwart_Vanguard

naaah that's just kink stuff


Exact_Writer_6807

Gotham by Gaslight


Excel_Ents

"You might feel a little prick"


Sad_Corner_3962

Very interesting!


muni-nuh

Must have been a headache trying to unlock her phone with the fingerprint sensor in winter🤦🏿


WereAllFriends_

Slice slice baby


oanadriana

I want these


ConsequenceApart4391

What if you just itch yourself and forget you’re wearing them?


Scoobiedoo79_sfw

That's catwoman material easily.


Original-Activity575

One, two, Freddie’s coming for you 🎶


Pupniko

Interesting, you can get gardening gloves that look just like that. They're for digging in soil/loosening the soil to prepare for planting.


dreamsofindigo

pesky men, ammirit


the-jizzard-of-oz

Goes hard


kmbrd

Would these be legal today?


retyfraser

if i had them, id be offering back scratching services !!


Anxiety-Queen269

Well that’s…interesting


badtime9001

finally a way where i can not only give my balls a good scratch i can also shave them at the same time


TheCatLamp

I imagine if at the time you had to have a *loicense* for carrying that glove around.


Elgin_McQueen

Wow, didn't know bears were such a problem back then.


M-Everly

how sad these exist


prettybunbun

Omg bring these back.


totalnewb02

do it comes with some kind of sheath? so that it cab be used as normal gloves?


OracleVision88

In Gangs of New York a lady uses similar gloves in the big opener brawl


ideasplace

Looks like a prop made for a Harry Potter movie.


CampFrequent3058

These were the end of Jack The Ripper!


nazia987

This is something the Countess from AHS would wear


olympiclifter1991

I know we say woman's self defence don't work but I'm willing to bet those do


Human_Zombie8850

I think these are for gardening. I think you can buy them today https://www.neatideasdirect.co.uk/product/mole-garden-gloves/


kill-99

A challenging wank...


overtired27

Feels like something from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate


zbornakssyndrome

Looks like my neighbor’s gardening gloves


InfectedFrenulum

Bull-SHIT, Mister Han, man!


Feisty_Diver_2244

One, two, freddys coming for you


magaduccio

Just like Razorgirl Molly Millions!


Anyax02

These days we get manicures for that


Most_Cow3494

Warmonger right there


Salt-Committee5896

"What's wrong bats, cat got your tounge?"


United_Work1132

What I should’ve had that night


nubertstreasure

Do most women really need those? I mean, have you seen their nails?


Jay-919

Not as bad as London these days


Waldosan51

Steampunk Selena Kyle


Elmointhehood

They need that in India and South Africa


Polly_____

Freddy would like his gloves back


Small-Perception3498

Before furrys they had this


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

I’m getting a pair for my kid for when she goes back to university in the fall


canary-in-a-coalmine

Wolverina


[deleted]

That would be a challenging wank.


Mindless_Ad_5880

I want these so much. I would wear them every day.


robej78

Jack D Ripper was 1880s onwards, brutal place


halfbaked-llama

BUTTSCRATCHERRR


CobaltAnimator

Now even YOU can be the Black Panther!


Pristine_Car5399

Someone could make a fortune selling these on Tokyo train platforms. Make them in different colours to match school uniforms and watch the money roll in. 


BandKey6122

British catwoman


Roborabbit37

Gangs of New York lookin ass gloves


Samas34

I thought the 'good old days' were perfect utopias where no violence ever occurred and everyone was safe and happy?


Hentainoodlekhloe

It’s giving warmonger from For Honor


Actually_a_dolphin

You could probably do with those in present-day London.


TxchnxnXD

Victorian Catwoman


Vegetable-Opening-17

Or the Ratcliffe highway murders.


Original_Strike_3393

It's giving Catwoman


No-Answer-2964

Edwina Scissorhands


PrestigiousArm3187

Jacqueline the ripper


Queasy-Ad-3220

Someone out there probably has fantasies of shoving this way up inside their asshole


Dry-Marketing-6798

Ouch


HerRoyalMelanin

I'll take a pair!


Icy-Project6261

Need them today


chaosandturmoil

very nice. i wanted to make something similywhen i was young but couldn't work out how to


Take_away_my_drama

We still need shit like this today, society has not moved forward very much.


ThwMinto01

How do you take them off? All your finger tips are sharp


MaguroSashimi8864

Hmm…this would fit a Victorian-era Catwoman. Gotham by Gaslight, anyone?


gerty88

Why can’t we bring those back?!!!


sea-teabag

Jack the ripper was a woman 🤔


[deleted]

Holy hell where can I get myself a pair of those? 😂


Poziflip

Made for the famous actress Frederica Kruger 🤓


BalladOfAntiSocial

Excuse me miss, you dropped your handba— AHH FUCK MY EYE!!!


horny-ninjago-ass

catwoman


Jitsu_apocalypse

Westminster Forever!


GonzoOnTheBrain_86

Ooosh!! Hellcat Maggie!


Ivyraethelocalgae

These would come in handy when walking alone at night


HimikoYumenomagic

Jill The Ripper?


AdHelpful7091

Cat woman


Material_Vermicelli4

Jeepers Creepers they're scary


AloneAndCute

They are amazing


Usern4me_R3dacted205

Huh. So *that’s* where [Catwoman](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/batmanfanon/images/5/55/Ctwomanmpf.png/revision/latest?cb=20130729225711) got it from.


Dark_Lord_Slytherin

It seems that Lady Dimitrescu has lost her gloves


aCactusOfManyNames

Welcome to Great Britain motherfu-


Rhyswolf1

Freddina krueger


Constant_Cravings

This is SO Cool!


monkey36937

And now they just get long nails instead


Stock_Strain_4088

What year was jack ze ripper?


wil_gt4

You wouldn’t want to forget that you’re wearing those and scratch your bum.


lilbitlostrn

Unless the tips are also steel capped these wouldn't have been very effective. I think more of a bespoke thing than a common product?


Plane-Tie-302

Are we sure they’re not catwoman’s


Solid_Anteater_6210

Cat woman needs some of these, this is fire


gr00vybabyyy

Catwoman was real👀


flapjackboy

Anyone else reminded of the Surgeon Cenobyte from Hellraiser II?


ishramen

Love


vanillagirl32

bring these back I say!


WyvernZoro

Freddy Kruegar who?


Educational-Loss2700

Where can i see these?


MintImperial2

That's like something out of "Assassin's Creed"...!


theehornyone

Jack the ripper been quiet ever since these dropped


Lamb3DaSlaughter

Perfect for Ogre St


Agreeable_Pool_3684

Must have made texting a bitch….


FlimsyExpert4303

Kruger! Pussay!


coinjayz

need these so i can be a little creature and also to fight off the weird people in central london (i have to go there soon i’m terrified💔💔)


Responsible-Oil-9452

Need these back in fashion!


TusShona

Where was this when Jack the Ripper was on the prowl


Less_Mess_5803

Can see these mak8ng a comeback the state of London nowadays.


marshaldavies

They really do eradicate dingleberrys


FunShadow87

sabretooth ahh


Happy_Trip6058

If you saw anyone circa 1850 walking around with 5 stripes on their face, no it wasn’t Freddy alas but a woman of the night…don’t mess with them working girls. No pimp needed, handing out pimp slaps in reverse! :)


pin00ch

Mr Han!!


Troubledbylusbies

Women found that judicious use of a long, sharp hatpin could dull the ardour of many a persistent would-be suitor!