Skirts please dear god

Long or short?

Short skirt, long jacket 👍

Beat me to it, my friend! Da na! Dan na na na na naaaa!

Both are great.

How many times do i have to say it? Chain mail and a sturdy helm.

Ever gotten a boner while wearing a suit of armor? It sucks

The origins of chastity

More like chain-staining amiright. Hehehe … I’ll show myself out

That's why I made my codpiece extra large.

*Ding* *Ding* *Ding* Mort (weakly): Ding

If she has armor on I’ll make an example of the word penetrate

With a sword? Or with YOUR sword????

My sword shall become a sword in the truest way, glistening iron

King you dropped this 👑

Lmao I was just thinking about the Roman Empire too

Skirts...not mini or micro but a nice frilly one just above the knees...paired with a nice white T-shirt maybe 🤷 I guess I'm probably describing something similar to a sundress in two pieces. I'm not a fashion expert but I can picture it in my head. Ultimately though...it's not always what you wear but how you wear it.

A short skirt and a LONG jacket.

As long as she has the right allocations.

Is she trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron?

Does she have a voice that is dark like tinted glass?

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

Is she fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack?

Is she touring the facilities and picking up slack?

Does she know what's best?

Is she changing her name from Kitty to Karen?

Only if she's changing her name from Kitty to Karen.

🎂

Happy Cake Day, everyone! :)

Dividends?

This man gets it

You rock.

And finger nails that shine like justice.

That little black dress.

Skirts and dresses in general. More feminine.

Even better with stockings or pantyhose.  They don’t even have to have a sexy pattern, they just look feminine and nice.

Mid length skirt and thigh highs gl

Personal preference showing here of course, but a gusset, like on pantyhose, leaves me cold. So all good up until the mid length skirt is hiked up. Stockings. Thigh highs. Whatever. OMG. I'm ded.

The ones she will always refuse to wear.

Okay, I'll have to use that one later, it has no right to be that much of a good flex.

It's a fascinating pattern. My girlfriends asked me what to wear to make me happy, again and again. I told them and they *never* wore what I suggested. Not even remotely. And I don't even have a weird or bad taste, it's quite the opposite. At this point I don't suggest anything anymore. Every single word would only make it worse.

Lol would you be willing to share some of the outfits you suggested?

It does feel like we are missing important info.

Inflatable T-Rex costume, nothing else, just that.

Rawr

I mean...you have a point here.

Maybe you gotta say the opposite of what you want, "Babe for the last time, please don't wear that knight armor I bought for you"

They probably think that they don't look good in such an outfit, that it shows up lumpy bits or something. Try saying something they already have that you like a lot and saying ones like that. You might get some kind of positive response that way.

Damn. Real answer here

Dude went **straight** to the point.

You just made me introspect every relationship I've ever had.... why is this so true.

I’ve always admired a woman wearing jeans and a white blouse with heels or boots.

This has always been my go to (in general) but my husband loves it and will comment and ask if it’s a new white shirt lol

That’s really sweet. 🙂

Skirt and stockings.

the real man-killing combination

What is it about sundresses? I find them hot AF as well.. I like anything that shows my wifes body.. but I am partial to skirts and heels.. I guess Im a legs and ass guy..

It’s the tease. A little gust of wind gives you a little peek at her which activates our monkey brains.

Yup. It's that they *can be* sexy at any second. They're not sexual, but they're cute, attractive, and give off a positive energy. But they can become extremely sexual in an instant. That's why they're so hot.

Thanks for finally unlocking this one for me. Now it all makes sense.

Great reminder for especially ladies who are out and about in places with a high wind frequency (like the subway) to always wear biker shorts under your flowy sundresses to avoid that exact thing

I had an old friend who I always thought was hot af. She wore a sundress and wedges when we were hanging out for the last time before I moved. She normally dressed really modestly for how nice her body was. Fuuuck it was great, didn’t actually bang because no condoms and I was wasted. Good memories.

The best are the thin type that you can practically see through in perfect sunlight

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Oh god sports bras....

Comfy jeans and a tshirt. I like to think I'm a pretty easy guy to please.

I love any feminine clothes the moment they hit the floor 👀

The sound of her IUD making a ping on the tile \#JustBoyThings

Do this make the same sound as an M1 Garand after the last round?

the exact same sound

Ping! ^ow! ^my ^thumb!

This made me dry heave

In the words of my dear friend, "No. Not even as a joke."

Maxi dresses

I don’t know what this is but I’m envisioning a dress made of maxipads.

It’s just a long dress … all maxi pads should be hidden

Dresses in general But for some reason, also offiice wear... though in hindsight, I think that was just one specific former colleague

"office siren" is what you're talking about, such a simple and sexy style

Thigh highs and thongs (hidden)

Thigh high socks and chokers are so deadly!

Leggings and a sports bra is better than any lingerie. As is a qipao Boyshorts are peak of female underwear. Thigh high socks/fishnets are also crazy hot. Also wearing my button down shirt or hoodie like a flag over a conquered castle. Also full platemail.

are you secretly a lesbian by any chance? Because this is a lesbian answer, I should know, because it would be my answer.

Oi! No dips! We Can have the same taste even if we’re equipped differently. Instead let’s work together to influence the lovely ladies to dress themselves more, in what we like 😉

6'2, superbike riding, powerlifting, bearded welder with a Y chromosome, testes, prostate and penis. Sorry to disappoint. Apart from a few personality traits im pretty much as stereotypically male as its possible to be

It absolutely is a lesbian answer 😂. Glad queer aesthetic has finally hit the mainstream

And FYI, those armors all have the same defense and hit points, just different bonuses

.im partial to ball gowns.

Dresses in general for me, but I want to get my girl a gothic ball gown so she can feel like a dark princess.

Pencil skirts. actually skirts in general, but both Pencil and pleated skirts just tickle my brain in the best way.

Thigh-highs + skirt combo, every time.

Amen and hallelujah brother preach ✊

Yoga pants are the fourth best human invention and they're sexier than lingerie.

Honestly, any clothes that a woman wears if I’m in love her. She can be in a mess with messy hair, hoodie, sweatpants, and Cheeto fingers and it would be the hottest thing ever. But, to answer the question, I think jeans if she has an amazing lower body.

Tight dresses.

Tight sundresses

Tight at the waist and up, flowy below.

Workout gear

Crop tops that can allow for glimpses of underboob. The glimpse is the key to everything sexy. We can see you in a thong bikini at the beach and think….ya that looks nice. But, bend forward to reveal gravity generated cleavage, or shorts that show glimpses of the undercrack of your ass cheeks….thats what makes us go “Whoah, thats hot” Little glimpses of things we aren’t really supposed to be able to see. Thats what gets us going.

Nice boots, jeans and a blouse.

Super short cut jean shorts.

The day Daisy Dukes are no longer considered attractive is only possible after I die.

In winter, well-fitting jeans with a long sweater that covers your butt. Man that’s a great look, especially with your hair down. Women in duster coats. I typically am not a fan of a “tough” look on a woman but this is the bomb. Stretch pants. Yeah, I know, but the truth is the truth. If you have the butt for them then show it off. Simple well-fitting jeans and a tucked in t-shirt as long as they are NOT those damn high waist jeans. Add a pony tail and you are all day. The little black dress is a classic because it looks great. Maybe best of all, my button down dress shirt. Wear it over the above mentioned jeans and tee. Wear it by itself. Wear it tied up. Wear it to bed with just your underwear. Just wear it.

Thank you for the stretch pants, but what should I do with my long ass butt crack if not wearing high waisted everything?

Gym shorts and long t-shirts that make it look like you're just wearing the t-shirt. 😍

Didnt see it yet and i guess its a more unusual clothing preference. But i really like corsets

Imho, sundresses don’t do it for me But thigh high stockings/leggings really get me going Or what I guess used to be called “New York hipster”, what I’d call “the Velma”. Fitted Turtleneck and glasses

Hop on a bike and go get some book girls

Black leggings. Comfortable. Revealing. Sexy. It's not the clothes, it's her body.

Google "Audrey Hepburn," click images, pick literally any outfit. That woman looked fantastic at every point in her life.

Agreed. She was always gorgeous. I'm still maf that they closed Cafe Audrey.

Late 1800’s to early 1900’s Victorian style dresses. The poofy ones.

Yoga pants.

Many things, but god damn do I love when a dress has pockets, it's easily always one of the cutest things you'll ever see, no matter the type of relationship, "It has pockets, see!!!!!!" Sometimes accompanied with a little spin, ans always the biggest, sweetest smile!

That's because we never have real pockets in out clothing! Even if we don't plan to actually put anything in them (usually because we aren't accustomed to doing so), the novelty of a functioning pocket on a lady's garment must be shared!

I know and it's so fucking great. I mean I wish women had real pockets, but the pure joy that's always expressed just makes my heart so happy.

Latex body suits

a virgin killer sweater, optional with thigh highs.

Capes and cowls

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lol

Personally, also a man, heels seem like total hell to wear. My ankles and hips would be screaming

A nice fitted t shirt with a flowy layer over it (cardigan, shawl, etc) can be super flattering. My ex would rotate through a few outfits that featured this up top, and I was always a fan of it.

I’m old fashion, but pedal pushers pants and kitten heels. Damnit boy

Overalls and a crop top with a thong so you can see the string on her hips. Takes me right back to 1999!

Button up shirts 🥵🥵🥵

Fishnets. I don’t know why but something about it. It’s almost naked but not completely. When my gf would wear it I would always get hard immediately.

Skirts and stockings. Absolutely peak femininity and it looks good on almost all women in my experience. At least for me that look has always been *extremely* eye catching.

Flannels, flowy hippie skirts, pleated skirts, overalls, white tank tops.

the naked look is the one for me. esp with a muscular body

Yoga pants

Jeans and high heels.

When my wife and I were dating - I always thought it was so cool how she would pull off scarves and long flowy dresses.

Thigh high tights

Mini and Micro Skirts, Thongs, Bikinis and not exactly Clothes but, when women wear High Heels that is SO SEXY

I like ho attire.

I love pettycoats

Sweaters. Soft and cuddly.

Idk if it’s just me but Rompers are always fun lol

Low waisted clothing

Fishnets

Pantyhose and stockings

Form fitting leggings/stockings, and virtually anything leather, especially pants or a jacket. Now, for clothing that may be...less acceptable in public, tight catsuits made of leather or PVC, especially. Latex can look really good, too. Again, these articles of clothing should probably be only worn in private, with some clear exceptions (like comic conventions and clubs, most likely).

pantyhose, tights, nylons!

White tank tops on girls.

Honestly? A good fitting pair of jeans. Even if you have no ass I really do appreciate a woman in a good set of jeans

Black dress

Thick (fat) girls wearing a mini skirt/dress. Anything that shows off the legs really

Those pants that Latina women wear. They have patterns on em. I don’t remember the name for em

“Forbidden Leggings” is the name, don’t wear it out.

You’re a gentleman and a scholar

the forbidden pants? 😭😭

Granny panties

Black choker with nothing else. Catwoman outfit

I really don't know - sundresses top the list by far and I have literally no idea why. They're just so fucking pretty.

I’ve said this for awhile now… A woman wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt and has a messy bun is the most attractive thing besides wearing nothing.

Yep! For me comfort is most important above everything else. Yeah a tiny black dress might look pretty good but if you're uncomfortable wearing it then neither of us are having a good time.

What if she's comfortable in said dress? I happen to love wearing dresses, all of mine are black, and a fair amount are at least semi-short. All are comfortable to me, or I wouldn't wear them.

do a lack of clothes count? if not, then clothes that make her feel confident. nothing sexier than confidence.

Booty/gym shorts are always the best.

I prefer a scarf only.

Ankle socks have always been Kryptonite to me.

Boustier

Tube tops. Halter style dresses. Basically anything sleeveless and form fitting

T-shirts, jeans and boots. Lady don’t need no big fuss to look great, whatever she’s comfortable in.

Cute panties

Body suit & overalls. I’m stuck in the 90s

You mean other than booty shorts and a braless half shirt?

I always maintain that I'd like to find the person that invented "those" gym pants that have been all the rage for the past few years, biut them an extraordinary amount of alcohol, and nominate them for a Nobel Prize...

The classic high n' tight blue jeans with either a t-shirt or button up blouse tucked into them.

V neck shirts, dresses that hug her hips

Knee or thigh high socks

A nicely fitting pair of jeans and an off the shoulder top, also pencil skirt

Black panty hose, red dress

T shirts with no bra

low rise jeans for the win

Mini skirts.

Black skinny jeans + white tanktop + leather jacket

Dresses skirts and combat armor modern or mideval is fine

Basically anything with underboob or sideboob, and also stuff that shows a lot of your back.

Chuck Taylor's. I dunno why, but a girl in Chucks always catches my eye.

high heels

Pencil skirts

Lingerie and gloves.

Pencil skirt and almost sheer top.

Stockings, and heels, I've stopped women when out and about just to compliment their heels.

I am a woman who has had men compliment my heels randomly, and I encourage you to continue to do this! It always makes me smile.

Sweater dress + tall boots. Tight jeans + boots + leather jacket. Pencil skirt, nice blouse, heels, and glasses. Mini-dress.

Whatever my wife is wearing. She’s has killer and eclectic style. Anything she throws together looks amazing on her. Some women just be like that!

None. None clothes.

Grey sweatpants.

Skirts

Little black dress. Emphasis on little. Strapless, off the shoulder cocktail dress like this. Yum. https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/helsi-bianca-strapless-floral-applique-mini-dress-prod272500006

Stockings, glasses ,,,,, and this is probably just a me thing but those old fashion super thin gloves

Boybrief undies on girls is hott.

Choker, black/purple lipstick, and some cute thigh-highs. And nothing else 😮‍💨😏 But i guess any goth clothing if you have to go in public 🤷‍♂️

Soft blouses

Maxi dresses

Definitely dresses and heels look super sexy! I hardly see girls in my city wear that in my Conservative College Town lmao.

Skirts