Somebody ass blasted the inside of a single room bathroom, I don't know what they ate but there was shit on 3 out of 4 walls
I cleaned it because I was manager and fuck if I was paying anyone else enough to clean that up
Gross as fuck
We had the unfortunate experience of a new hire shitting into a trash can. And not a small one, it was about 2 1/2 feet high with the lid on, one of those tall skinny ones.
Some random person pulled it into a stall, shat in it, and then *put it back where he found it*.
It made the break room and the men's room reek so horribly, like raw sewage, for almost a whole week because it was left unnoticed for 2 hours in the middle of summer with our break room AC unit busted. Maintenance has to clean it out since the guy removed the trash bag to do his business and threw that in a different trash can.
- Janitor was caught jerking off in a the "janitor closet" that was a popular cut thru. It was a pretty big room with shelving rows of shelving with TP and the like he couldve been behind but nope. He was sitting butt ass naked in a chair in the middle of the room. He wanted to get caught.
- Had a phantom pooper in one of the bathrooms. Was a single toilet and for months somebody would randomly shit in the middle of the floor. As far as I know the culprit was never caught.
At my office we had a phantom shitter.
Its a really big office and there really isn't anyone who works here under the age of 30. Most people are like 40s-60s
They could not catch this guy. The office runs 24/7 so its not like someone could sneak in there when no one is working, there are always people working. So somehow someone was timing this shit perfectly to where no one would walk in on him.
Well.... Since a lot of these workers are on the older side, we get a lot of people who retire. Like every 2-3 months we have someone retiring after 20-30 years working there.
So this one guy, who was well respected and in charge of a lot of people, ended up finally retiring after 30 years. It was a pretty big deal for him to finally leave, everyone knew and loved this guy. We had a big celebration for him.
Then after that.... the phantom shitter stopped. 2....3....4....years later and not a single incident since his retirement....
Everyone is scratching their heads like "wtf? can't be him? maybe just a coincidence?"
But you never know.
He channeled all his frustration into a phantom shit, that's why he was so pleasant to work with otherwise. Everyone needs an outlet, maybe his was the floor.
We had a pooper as well, we called him the Midnight Dumper. Left a turd right on the top step of the stairs. Another time on top of a display case. Smeared shit all over the bathroom wall in the ladies room. Just random poops all over the building. Never caught him, we figured he got caught in one of the annual layoffs.
I hate these type of bitter assholes. They're genuinely too dim to understand or just don't care that it's the cleaner that has their day ruined and not the colleagues that they hate.
Had a psych patient loudly exclaim "I need to pee!!" and, as my coworker started leading her to her room; she dropped trou, sat in a chair, and urinated. A lot.
Towels weren't enough, we needed to use bed sheets.
This was the same patient that fished poop out of the toilet and brought it to us saying that it was her baby. She birthed it.
I'm a (relatively new) zoo intern, so the barrage of grossness is constant.
I had to clean the otter enclosure for the first time yesterday and I couldn't stop retching. Something about the combination of the fish, their oily, fishy, gooey shit that they smear everywhere, and then the musk (think ferret musk but 100x) so thick in the air you can **taste** it mingling with all that...it's almost unbearable.
My wife went on a couple dates with a dude that worked for wildlife conservation. She said she could smell weird animal smell on him. That stuff stays with you
Knew someone who did some construction work at a zoo once. The jobsite happened to be near the lion enclosure, and on multiple occasions, work stopped for a bit because one of them shit or pissed too close to them and the smell sent them running. Obligate carnivores can be absolutely repulsive.
I've read a lot of stories of zookeepers failing to keep partners because the animal smells keep lingering on them despite the hardcore showers they take. So, yeah, I do believe it's that bad.
Oh man, I volunteered at an animal sanctuary in college and the cleaning the otters' enclosure was one of the worst smells I've ever dealt with. It doesn't surprise me in the least you were wretching. I wrapped a shirt around my head and my eyes were still watering. Those cute little bastards are stinky as hell
The HS I did my student teaching in had to have a teacher posted at a stairwell between classes because multiple pairs of students had been caught there.
Kids, 8 to 10 year old boys, at residential were peeing in the heating vents in their rooms. No one noticed during the summer with air conditioning on except for a faint whiff of urine but that wasn't unusual for the place with bed wetters.
But OMG when winter hit and the heat came on. Hot air, stale urine. It was foul. The vents and ducts had to be steamed cleaned for the group area.
The vents were changed to a designed that made it more difficult to aim your urine into it.
I mean there was always poop and urine and spit, we were used to that it was the overwhelming hot air full of the smell of stale urine.
Oh man, that musty smell when the heater kicks on for the first time in winter is bad enough by itself, I can't imagine adding months-old urine to the mix.
I worked at a shitty restaurant as a teenager and once witnessed one of the cooks stomp on a rat and scrape it up off the floor with a spatula to throw it in the trash. He was using a different spatula to cook with, but he just set the gooey spatula on the side of the grill he was cooking on. It was appalling.
Walked into a Chinese takeout once and whilst I was waiting in line, I was able to see over the counter into the kitchen just in time to see a young Chinese boy, probably 3 or 4, bare assed squatting and shitting in the middle of the kitchen floor on some paper towels. When he was done, the woman cooking the meat casually rolled the paper towels over the poop, threw the lot in the trash bare hand, then carried on cooking without washing her hands.
Left there and then and got on the phone to food health and safety people
to be fair, the main manager did try to find out more, I just wasn't interested in going forward with it because I know how it would play out with no physical evidence. There were no cameras in that particular area.
I work in vet med, so... a lot.
We once had a dog who was so fear aggressive that he simultaneously shot out a diarrhea cannon, piss everywhere, and then managed to evacuate every drop of his anal glands across our treatment room. This was all because we attempted to put a muzzle on him because he was lunging at the tech trying to restrain him for examination.
Another time, this dog came in for a raging skin infection. Turns out this dog was beginning to rot from the inside out because the owners left an infection untreated for so long. Half of its jaw had fallen off, even through part of the jaw bone. It straight up looked like something you would see in the Walking Dead, and my god, the smell. I have smelled a lot of terrible smelling things in my day (see above), but this was by far the worst smell I have ever encountered.
Thank fuck that was during COVID and I was masked up. I almost threw up my lunch in my mask. We had to take breaks because it was so disgusting. That kind of smell stays with you for a week, just lives in your nostrils no matter what else you smell after.
Vet med is gross.
It's not a popular opinion, owning a pet is a luxury, not a right. I've seen too many pets suffer and in some cases die due to owners trying to save money by avoiding costs for diagnostic tests or medication. If you aren't willing to take care of a pet when they're sick, at least relinquish them to someone who will.
I used to tell people that yeah, heartworm prevention seems unnecessary and expensive, but paying $25 a month is a lot more manageable than paying $6,000+ for emergency heartworm removal surgery that most dogs don't even survive.
The thing is, it can happen to anyone, at any time, with no warning. And it's a shocking thing, so it just needs to happen to you one time and you'll be a believer.
bullied my best friend for years about him shitting his pants. lo-behold one day i’m driving and… a feeling i have never experienced before shot through my body like an earth quake.
i barely, BARELY, made it to a bathroom. in my head i almost came to peace with it. “this is it. im gonna shit my pants.”
"Occasionally" is strong yeah...
But at the end of the day, every sane adult should recognize that shitting one's pants is something that does happen and sometimes there's nothing you can do about it
I don't know about full on pooped, but no one can deny a little shart every so often. I got norovirus or something in 2021 and it wrecked me inside. I'll admit it, there was a pretty good shart that week.
Don't feel bad, Norovirus robbed me of my pride when I went to urgent care to get nausea meds and threw up so hard that I shit myself at the doctor's office.
Working at jack in the box 20 years ago, had some homeless guy come up to register and politely tell me someone had made a small mess in bathroom. Turns out that small mess was someone liquid shitting their pants. A LOT! Spinning their underwear like they were trying to whip them clean. As they sat not quite on the toilet to finish liquid shitting their brains out. Then proceeded to throw the underwear onto, but not in the garbage can. The only spot clean was at the sink where they cleaned themselves off enough to come to register and tell me about the "small" mess.
I spent about 45 mins cleaning it I then told my boss, never again I will quit first.
Damn, your boss bamboozled you.
The food workers are not supposed to clean those messes. They need to hire a service that specializes in cleaning that.
I've refused it at other jobs and had managers threaten to fire me but they never did. They couldn't bamboozle me.
I don't even understand how this happens. Like when people say "hover" over the seat, they mean "less than an inch from the seat" not "3 feet away."
Also, unless the seat is covered in bodily fluid and/or you have open wounds on your ass, you don't need to hover over the seat. You're not gonna catch any diseases from a toilet seat
I worked at a burger king in high school and someone came running in and ran to the bathroom. I didn't see them at the time, but I was heading into the dining room to wipe tables/change trash/etc. and when I opened the door behind the registers, there was a pile of shit on the floor, several more leading to the men's room, and inside the men's room. We played the tapes back and mans was shitting his pants all the way from the parking lot. I was a minor so they didn't make me clean it (thank god) the manager gave some guy on parole some cash to do it
Worked in a warehouse picking orders. Pay was based on picking rate, so I held my pee for way too long. Barely got in the bathroom, locked the door, and got my member out just in time to piss in the toilet. Idk if it was the pressure or what, but as soon as I started to pee, I accidentally and very forcefully shit on the floor. Splattered on my shoes and socks. Cleaned up as good as possible and walked straight to my truck, avoiding anyone.
I had to scoop out the debris from under these 20 year old dumpsters at Family Dollar in my teens. We were doing a upfit conversion to the new business model.
This turned into using a flat shovel to scoop out literally shovels full of decomposed rats and writhing maggots.
And yes, afterwards I had to power wash a weeks worth of vomit from where I was standing.
I remember reading about a fox poacher in England who was sentenced to having an open bottle of fox pee in his house for a few months. His wife left him and he started to go insane.
Over at /r/BestofRedditorUpdates we've deduced that that story is probably made up by a fetishist that writes about gross punishments. There was another one about being punished by having shit shoveled on him and having to sit in it for an hour. Plus one about a farmer getting revenge on his neighbor by making it a pig farm.
I mean the UK‘s judicial system has issues but I don’t think they can do these random ass punishments and judges are usually trained in law…
So no, that didn’t happen (or is this a story from medieval times?)
I took some ibuprofen about 2 hours before I had to drive to work, skipped breakfast, and was driving around City Hall in Philly. I was in the middle of stopped traffic in a middle lane. Out of nowhere, I projectile vomited all over the windshield, myself, the interior, etc.
I called work, and tried to explain this, and they thought I was bullshitting. So, I drove to the office covered in puke to make a point. They said that it was totally unprofessional. I told them to fuck themselves. I ended up with a raise.
Idk when it happened, but taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach makes me super nauseous all of a sudden. So I get this, I've definitely taken ibuprofen and puked soon after.
I work in a vets office and let me tell you about maggot kitty. TW//animal abuse
Backstory: the female owner had to go leave the country for a few months for work. She left her husband and teenage child in charge of her cat with 1 rule: don't let her go outside.
Flash forward to a few months later, she's back and her cat is covered in mattes and is super lethargic. They denied letting her outside, so wife made an appointment with us.
She comes in, we put her in a room and about 10 minutes later our vet rushes out whispers to the office manager and they both go to the back. I'm left alone in the front wondering what's going on. My manager comes back and we have the following exchange:
"Gurren-logout don't go back there"
"Why?"
"You will immediately throw up"
"... there's maggots isn't there?"
"Hundreds"
I have a bad problem with worms of any kind, but maggots especially so I knew exactly what she was implying when she said that.
Once they got the mattes shaved it turns out she either had an injury on her back end or her anal glands ruptured (hard to tell through maggots) and the wounds and mattes were filled with somewhere around 400 maggots. This wound was about 3inches by two inches with a second smaller one that opened directly into where her anal glands sit
We cleaned her up and out, kept her in clinic on antibiotics, preformed a wound closure and gave her a feeding tube for the duration. Luckily the thing about maggots is they love dead and rotting flesh, so by the time she got to us they had "cleaned" up most of the infected tissue. (Eww)
Happy ending: kitty is alive and happy with slightly different colored fur from the neck down and that husband is now an ex husband :)
Don't really have nasty shit happening at work, worst I can think of would be coffee machine going way too long without anyone emptying it and some really colorful fungus developing. There were blue-greens and oranges in there, new and interesting lifeforms may have developed there and were just about preparing to crawl out and run away when we caught them.
I used to be a plumber. I was replacing the sewer line for a house that was up on a hill. We kindly ask the residents to not use any water over the next few days so the pipe would be empty by the time we arrived on Monday. We got there on Monday and they swore they had used no water over the past 4 days. So we dug the trench and I started to cut through the pipe. The moment I breached the inside of that pipe it exploded into a geyser of shit and piss water. Hit me square on the chin. I got out of there in a hurry, told my customers they would be paying for a clean up crew, and that I would be back once the hole was dry was to finish the repair. I went home and showered like I'd never showered before.
I used to do plumbing as a kid and I was a lot smaller than the other guys so I always got to go into the tight spaces. One time I was trying to pull a grinder pump out of a septic tank and I couldn't quite reach it so I asked the guy I was with to hold my feet so I didn't fall in. Well he was way bigger than me and he just picked me up by my feet and started lowering me face first into the septic tank and my face was about an inch from the shit water before I told him to pull me out immediately lol.
Reminds me of when I was doing a job at a place and shit and piss water started coming up out of the floor waste and slowly flooding the place. I build a dam wall of towels to contain it to the bathroom.
Called a plumber and he went in there armed with his trusty plunger. Next thing I hear is an explosive spraying noise followed by a huge “FUCK!!!!!”
Out comes the plumber dripping from head to toe in all manner of filth. I poked my head in to see the damage and the ceiling was covered except for the shadow from his body. It was both revolting and magnificent. The smell was putrid.
> We kindly ask the residents to not use any water over the **next few days**
[WAT](https://imgflip.com/i/7jif22)
where do you expect them to go? drive to a fast food joint every time they gotta go?
Yeah, or stay at a hotel, with family, rent a port a john. They this was a major repair. It's not uncommon to have no sewer or water for a few days at a time when doing upgrades.
I used to work with adults with disabilities. There was a gentleman there who was nonverbal who would frequently go to the bathroom in the back of the building to FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE. he would also do this multiple times a day, imagine that they would work for eight hours and he would be in there four or five times. He was so rough the he broke the toilet multiple times.
He also never used the bathroom he would go months without shitting and one time he did at work and the shit was larger than a full sized football. Staff had to get it out of the toilet because it literally would not fit in the drain.
The bathroom he used was avoided by everyone because it would smell so bad no matter how many times it was cleaned.
Dude had real bad diarrhea but was afraid to leave his line because he thought he’d get in trouble for it. So he just kept working while trying to hold it in until he basically sprayed liquid shit everywhere.
That led to a fun meeting involving safety and HR because the fact that he was scared to leave his line I was enough for HR to deduce that there are potentially leads and/supervisors that are not letting people go to the bathroom when they need to.
I threw up on the stairs and stood watching housekeeping clean it up as I was trying to go down stairs to the bathroom but the language barrier made me look stupid. embarrassingly disgusting.
Homeless man lived in parking lot of the Wendy's I worked at. Coworker stepped in his shit one night. Then proceeded to wash off his shoe in the dishwashing station.
My neighbors worked in a place that did housing and counseling for the homeless. Many had mental and/or substance abuse problems.
Highlights of most horrific work stories were
- The lady that took a shit in the revolving doors.
- The bad smell staff complained about for weeks, the office never investigated but sent oil diffusers to mask it. Turned out to be the body of a resident decomposing in the summer heat. The AC was not on.
At an old job, a resturant in New Orleans
It was Mardi Gras, so people were a bit wild anyway. So a host went to the bathroom guests can use, and was snorting coke off his boyfriends dick. A customer went in, looked shocked, and he asked them "Oh, do you want some?"
He was fired immediately, and I learned the term "Snowjob" that day
In the Navy, I was stationed in La Maddalena, Italy. In the summer, it was the Med, and fantastic. But in the winter, the island could be cold, and nasty. Extreme winds.
One such day, we still had to load stores and had a working party. Wicked winds out, but no matter...the work had to be done.
One young female sailor, decided to take refuge on the leeward side of the truck, to protect herself from the bitter cold howling winds.
Those same winds, caught the back door of the truck, flung it open and back with such force, that it pinned her between the truck, and the door, now blown completely flat against the side of the truck where she was standing.
Cracked her skull like walnut....killing her instantly. It was pretty grisly. Poor kid.
Years later........( I later moved to, and now live in Italy)..... and was working as a lifeguard, at a local beach. Something odd was in the water, bashing up against the rocks. Couldn't make it out at first......as it was such a mess.........but , oh yeahhhh, turned out to be the body of some poor illegal immigrant, who apparently had been in the water, a LONG time.
also, quite grisly.
During college, I worked at a retirement home with a dementia wing. One of the residents often had a hard time using the toilet even if he did make it to the room, so he'd often urinate on the floor.
Normally not a big deal, it cleans up. But this gentleman's urine contained so much ammonia it ate the glue holding the floor tiles down. They discolored tremendously and came unsecured from the floor beneath. Removing them to try and clean the subfloor to secure new ones released such a strong smell that it was difficult to breathe even when wearing a respirator.
Second story: I worked at a supermarket and someone destroyed the bathroom with so much feces that it took two hours and a hose to clean. Seat, walls, floor, door, it was everywhere.
My boss bitched that I had taken too long and I went looking for a different job the next day.
I used to work at an Arby's. One day, I had to clean the restrooms, and the toilet in the women's room was clogged.
The turd was a big around as a Pringles can. I'm not sure how that was humanly possible, but it had to be at least 10.7 Courics. Possibly a world record.
Walking into work after an hour commute some dude projectile vomited all over the back of my pants. Had to go home and return. Lost half the day.
Oh! I was asked to make a repair at an airport but had to use the tools provided past security. The smelled bad. Like really bad, but I made the repair anyways. I reported it to airport maintenance. I heard back a week later. Apparently someone there had been sticking them in their ass and/or coochie.
We have to keep the women's restroom locked because on three separate occasions one of the men working in the warehouse have left actual feces on the toilet seat.
There are only four women in my building. None of us would have done such a thing.
Former Navy. One of the sailors tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrists. An 18-year-old fresh out of boot camp interrupted the attempt in progress.
Then instead of sending the kid to a counselor to deal with the trauma or rewarding her for saving a life, she was ordered to clean up the blood. Because she was junior and no one else cared. The experience really messed her up.
There used to be a ride at Disneyland (Anaheim) where Star Tours is now, the Adventure Through Inner Space . The ride had 2-3 person cars that moved slowly and were curved so they seemed private. The ride itself was very dimly lit.
Inevitably, some guests decided the ride was a great place to have sex. A friend of mine who worked there was stationed inside the ride at the point where people were well into it. When you were inside there for a while like he was, your eyes adjusted. He could see what was going on very well.
He stood back in the shadows and would jump scare people and yell at them to put their clothes back on.
After hours they cleaned up all kinds of clothes, undies, condoms, etc. from the ground in that ride.
Not my current job, but I used to work at a restaurant in downtown Toronto. A few months before I ended up leaving that job, they hired a new guy in the kitchen. He had no seniority in any sense, there was the head chef, and then there was the rest of us. But this guy for some reason immediately started acting as if he was like sous-chef (which didn't exist at the restaurant) and trying to order people around.
Shortly after he started, I saw him start to blanch some chicken wings. The wings would go into the fryer raw, and get partially cooked and then when ordered they would be fried again to finish them off. So, guy is wearing latex gloves, grabs a handful of raw chicken wings, dumps them into the fryer basket, doesn't remove his gloves to handle the basket when lowering it (not the biggest issue, but not great) He then turns around, and starts to throw together a side salad for an order without removing said gloves.
When I confronted him about cross contamination, he looked at me like I was speaking a different language.
I work in addiction medicine. Have you heard of xylazine? It's the very latest thing in substance abuse and *everyone* who's anyone is trying it.
And they don't call it the "zombie drug" for nothing. So far we've had someone come in with such a big and deep patch of necrosis that the collarbone was showing, and another with a patch on their shin where the bone was showing.
My first CNA job when I was 18, we were understaffed 12-1 (like all other nursing homes) during the hight of Covid. It was a particularly busy day with showers to give and some residents being quite sick. I had drank a lot of water that day and had to pee so freaking bad, but I was with resident who had a blow out and I was in the middle of cleaning up the most poop I had ever seen in my life. Everyone else was busy and the nurses at this place were not willing to help. Anyway, I ended up peeing my pants and then ran to the residents bathroom. When I finally got out of the room and talked to the charge nurse about what happened and asked if I could go home and change since I still had an hour and a half left of my shift and this lady told me to go look for pants in the lost and found and finish my shift.
Used to work at a very overpriced fast food chicken finger restaurant and our lemon fridge for the lemonade had straight up Nickelodeon Gak green sludge growing inside it. I told a manager and he said "Don't worry about it."
I was helping to restrain a patient, patient got his arm free from the nurse who was holding it, ripped out his catheter and I got un unexpected shower, nurse got a god damnit abby...and i got free breakfast burritos from her for like a week.
Walked into one of the bathrooms and saw two people fucking, it was like 8.30 am, I locked eyes with both of them, walked out of there and I avoided them for the rest of my time there
To set the scene:
I am a bartender (F/29), this occurred 30 minutes before bar closing. At this point, I had been working 14 hours straight, no break.
I had a woman come in off the streets. Barricade herself in my bathroom. Turns out she sh!t herself. I called the local police department explaining the situation. They and an ambulance showed up. Luckily enough, one of the EMTs had an extra pair of scrub bottoms, they gave them to the woman, and about 20 minutes later they escort her out.
She left a big ole mess and her poop pants behind in the bathroom. I was the last one standing that day at work so I was left to clean up the mess.
I don’t get paid enough for this.
Meat in the trash compactor. The meat fridges went out and someone decided it was a good idea to throw away all the meat in the trash compactor. The entire back of Walmart smelled like rotting meat for weeks. And instead of cleaning it, they tried to cover the smell with a ton of air freshener.
Found maggots under a patient’s foreskin once….The ED had placed a Foley catheter without seeing them.
That said, necrotizing fasciitis is probably still the grossest
When I was 16yo I worked at a pizza place. Came in for a cleaning shift and the manager asked me to clean out the grease trap. Usually restaurants have those pumped out professionally but I didn’t know that. It was vomit inducing. 🤮
I work at a small biotechnology that processes (already extracted) DNA for wildlife biologists.
A woman once came into our office after finding us online with a bag of her poop asking us to see if she had worms....
It was very very very hard to nicely explain we don't do that... 😨 poor lady
When I worked at a grocery store there was a trail of blood in the back going from the meat department over to the trash compactor.
One of my coworkers got down on the ground and licked it for $5. Five. Dollars.
Line cooks spent the whole day frying food with a rat at the bottom of the deep fryer. This was at an airport restaurant. Several hundred people ate there that day. Immediately found other employment
(Fast food) and it's gross.
Those "Frozen coffee, Frappes,etc"that everyone likes so much, the machine doesn't come apart. So cleaning inside doesn't happen and since it's mostly sugar, it gets moldy. Flies also get inside and i can tell you 100000% FACT, I've seen worms (maggots) come from that machine.
I had that very thing happen at my office. A pipe overhead burst when the building was undergoing construction and upgrades. There was stagnant water going back to 1996 in those pipes. This was around 2018. Awful overload smell!
The meat rendering truck had a tank leak in our loading dock. Gallons and gallons of putrid chicken, pork and beef poured out. The wind took the smell and put it right into the store.
It took a couple of hours to get it cleaned up and the smell out.
Work in a hospital gift shop. One time a customer stood at the register and shit his pants. Didn’t seem the least bit bothered. The smell was awful luckily the shit was contained the smell lingered
Used to work in a very plush building, where my company rented out the entire top floor of a co-working building. Some of our team were based in pretty crappy offices a 20 minute tube ride away. It really elt like an us and them kinda thing
Anyway, over Christmas that team worked with us for three weeks as lots of people were away. Office also had 24/7 working with various shifts.
Unsure what was up but when you arrived in the morning allbathrooms were absolutely destroyed and stinking to hell. Literally with turds everywhere, on toilet seats and the floor. Every last one and we had about 10 on our floor.
Think it was out of jealousy but it wasn't anyone even from our company who was going to clean it up! Man I could not look the cleaners in the eye.
I used to work in forensic toxicology, so most of our specimens were from deceased people. We would test brain, liver, blood, body fluid from really decomposed people, etc. so I’ve seen some gross things. I’ve had to grind up clotted blood in a blender to be able to test it (the smell!). I’ve also had to cut up decomposed liver tissue full of dead maggots.
The worst things, to me at least, was when things leaked. The medical examiners office would send us specimens in sealed tubes or vials, all then put in a heat sealed kapak bag. But sometimes they would leak in the bag. Imagine opening a bag with a deceased person’s urine leaked all over, etc.
The worst one I didn’t witness, but heard from the person it happened to. We had gotten a specimen bag which also included gastric contents. We would get that sometimes when there was suspicion that the deceased had just ingested pills or something else of interest. They had filled the tube too full, and the bacteria had caused pressure with a gas build up. When my coworker opened the bag and picked up the vial, the lid popped off from the pressure and she got the gastric contents all over her. It was like being vomited on from beyond the grave. We wore lab coats and gloves but not full PPE. After that she always wore a face shield as well.
Happened a few months before I started there, but: a vacuum crane dropped a 12 ton concrete element on someone's foot. Coworker showed me a picture. It was just a red blob.
In a bookstore I worked at we had a kids' section in the back corner, it had a little table in there for kids to sit and and read books and such. Well someone decided to use it as a changing table for their baby's dirty diaper, which was bad enough, but then instead of walking less than two feet to the nearby trash can they shoved the diaper in behind some books. By the time we could smell it in the rest of the store (the next day) it was bad enough and had spread enough that we couldn't easily find the source. It took us another day and a half to finally find it, so in total that dirty diaper sat there for 2 and a half days stinking up the place.
Sadly we didn't have cameras in the store and had no idea who'd done it, otherwise I would've sealed that rot-bomb up real good and stashed it so the next time I saw them in the store I could hand it to them and say "You forgot this."
Relatively tame all things considered, but eh:
Was working at a wildlife rescue center, and because of a heavy snowfall, we had lost a few aviaries, and so had to mix a bit more species of birds than usual in the remaining ones. (funding sucks, so no money to build more but still expected to take in more and more birds) Thinks owls in the same big aviary as like falcons, crows and magpies. For a long time it was pretty fine, as we would put food early in the morning and just before leaving in the evening, so the day birds would get their food, and the nocturnal ones would too.
Except at some point, we had a few very cold nights in a row, like record cold for the place we were. What that meant, is that the dead rats and mice we would put before leaving, despite already being nightfall, would still have time to freeze back to solid before the owls woke up to eat because it was a matter of minutes for it to freeze.
It would've been fine for a day or two, but since it lasted a bit longer, eventually I guess the owls started to be a bit too hungry.
Came back to the aviary one morning to find a damn massacre. Like bits and pieces of magpies and crows all over the place, heads, wings, livers, hearts, every piece of a bird anatomy that you can think of, there was some lying around.
A feast for owls, I guess.
I was in IT and worked Sundays because it was the easiest day to take down systems for upgrades and maintenance. Two skunks moved into the building. Plant maintenance was able to trap one but the other one was more elusive. Well it finally got trapped on the Saturday overnight when no one was around but freaked out in the trap and shot its wad. When I walked in Sunday morning it was like walking into a wall, you could taste it too. The whole building was permeated with the odor of skunk.
Poor thing died in the trap from fear. We did put a memoriam for him in the company newsletter.
I work in a clothes store and we had a lady and her kid come in. The kid was crying to his mum that he needed the bathroom, but the mum kept dismissing it. Eventually, the kid decided enough was enough and peed right in the middle of the shop floor.
I was at the cash desk and could see all of this going down, but I couldn't leave the till unattended (my manager was out the back).
Instead of alerting a member of staff ,such as myself, so we could clean up quickly and hygienically; the mum then picked up the nearest piece of clothing (which was a purple scarf) and mopped up her child's pee with it before grabbing her kid and bolting out of the shop.
I was flabbergasted.
A lady barely made it to the toilet.. poop all over the floor and toilet seat. Why she didn’t clean it is beyond me.
A man pooped his pants, and left his crappy underwear in bathroom stall.
I work in a retail store.. this is why we don’t like customers to use our bathrooms.
worked at a bookstore in a mall. directly above our store was a fried chicken restaurant in the food court. one of the employees walked away from the deep fryer while they were draining the used cooking oil and somehow it wound up seeping through the ceiling of the book store and all over and down one of of bookcases. destroyed about $500 worth of inventory, had to replace the shelving and carpeting. it was... disgusting.
Haha just happened an hour ago. Went to empty out our plastics bin only to find a dead rotting rat with just its skeleton and old hair barely sticking to it. It was also getting munched on by a bunch of maggots. I then had to wash the fuck out of the bin and went on to eat lunch. Wasn’t the best lunch…
Worked at Caseys gas station. I go to use the bathroom and when I get in there the smell of shit hits my nose so hard. Some lady crapped her underwear and took it off, set it on the sink and was in one of the stalls. There was poop on the floor, the walls, everywhere. 0/10
Someone shit next to the toilet.
Not around the toilet, not (only) on the seat, didn't just fail to flush, just shit a turd right next to the bowl, on the floor.
Fortunately I work at a pool and everything is tiled with floor drains so we could just spray it with a hose and desinfect with basic cleaner, but it happened at least TWICE so it can't have been an accident..
Worked at a casino. A dude shit himself while playing. Kept playing. Didn’t stop until eventually the smell got unbearable and the other players called security
It was my turn to clean up the poop in the bathroom. I just happened to wear my suit that day for the hell of it. Someone shat in the corner behind the toilet, I don't know how. On the way out of the bathroom, the mop bucket wheel got stuck in a hole and the water splashed onto my slacks.
I went to the local tanning salon, back in the day and everyone was standing outside because someone had explosive diarrhea in one of the STAND UP BOOTHS! I never returned because of the taint of explosive diarrhea not the potential skin cancer dangers.
I was working as a dishwasher at Logan's Roadhouse and when I clocked in one of the servers asked if I could take care of a mess in the men's room because none of them could handle it. I walk to the stall in question and the smell just hit me right in the face. Shit everywhere. On the stall wall, the toilet, the floor, and a pair of exploded in briefs just chilling there. It was absolutely disgusting.
Not current work but prior work. One of the operations managers at our call center was caught having sex with a new trainee half his age in one of the training rooms during work hours. Dude was a goober too idk how that happened.
Oh I got a good one!
From my old job: We had an IT cage down in the basement. It's where we kept all of our assets, and we had an imaging station and desk setup down there. On the ceiling ran various pipes for the building, including sewage pipes. As it happens, the sewage pipe ran immediately over the top of the desk. One day, the sewage pipe burst and showered piss and shit all over the desk.
I got peed on by a co-worker.
We were overseas. He drank too much of the local palm wine at a party, wandered into where I was sleeping on the verandah, thought he was outside, pissed on me, demanded to know why I was hiding in the bushes, and passed on the floor.
Psych ED nurse: person high AF on meth brought in by police because they were acting in a manner they were a danger to themselves and others.
We evaluate them, treat them as needed based on what’s going on, but often it’s just a matter of letting them burn through the high in a safe environment.
Person is noted to do some odd things in their room, including put the mattress up against the door like a barricade. Go in to have them move the mattress so it’s not a fire escape issue. Then also notice a weird, brown mucousy liquid dripping down the back end of the mattress.
Ask what this was, to which person goes, “oh ya, sorry, I’ll clean that up” and proceeds to lick and slurp it up.
Turned out it was diarrhea.
When I was in EMT training in the 90's a doc jammed a tube up this ladie's nose as she screamed in pain and sawed it back and forth breaking all the cartilage. Blood shot out of her nose and mouth like a sci-fi horror flick. The doc climbed down off of her, wiped his blood soaked glasses on a napkin, and gave me lesson in death. She was only pain responsive from an aneurism and they were waiting on the family to arrive to let her die. It was horrible.
Having an old sod trying to slap my ass and tell me what a good little girl I was and how he'd like to fuck me when I was literally covered in shitstains trying to keep my cool while cleaning him and his bed after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
Used to work for Smokey the Bear picking up garbage and cleaning pit toilets. Walked in to one, and there was foot prints on the toilet seat, and somebody sprayed all over the toilet riser. Then someone else came in, saw that someone had shit on the toilet, and said, "I guess I'll just shit in the corner then." Then someone came in and said, "Well, I guess we're all just shitting on the floor then!" and shit in the opposite corner. This was in the woods, out of season, absolutely no reason they couldn't have dug a cat hole and done their business outside.
This one guy at the office party got drunk and he had obviously sniffed coke. He made a scene, he called some ladies b word, he asked the driver to take him to his dealer, he shouted he wanted to blow and then went and urinated inside the van. It was catastrophic, he got fired on a weekend as you could imagine.
I was working as a waitress at a Microsoft event, it was a sit-down corporate dinner in a ballroom.
There was free drinks for the attendees all night and this small Asian lady had way too much to drink and started vomiting at her table into the pint glasses that were infront of her which she then left on the table for us to clean up. Our manager eventually took care of it
Someone had used the women's washroom, and in one of the stalls, they smeared feces all over the wall, seat, and floor. The event inspired this little ditty:
*Don't smear your feces on the wall*
*Inside the women's toilet stall*
*Don't drop your feces on the floor*
*That's what the toilet's for!*
*It's a place we all need to sit*
*Don't mess it up with all your shit*
*Don't piss inside the coffee pot*
*It ain't much, but it's all we got*
*It sure would mean a lot*
*If you don't piss in the coffee pot*
Working desktop support I got used panties back in a laptop bag and I also got a used needle. We'd get bags and even laptops back that smelled so bad we'd have to just throw the whole thing away.
I work in kindergarten, and a 3 year-old got diarrhea during class. The teacher called me to get him to the toilet. He could not keep it, I had to clean up the toilet seat and the floor once the teacher assistant came back to shower him and change him.
Was told an address to pick up a $10 million dollar check. new to the city and company so I plugged it in and it took me to the city dump. Being new, I didn’t want to fail on the first month or so, so I ended up asking three guards if they knew what trailer to go. But the Address was just meant to fuck with us (bad customer relationship, etc). Had to call in and get the new address, had to wait for three hours to get it. Made me miss my lunch. You can’t skip lunch!
Didn't happen to me, but I've heard the story from all involved except the perpetrator. A guy who is known for eating the weirdest things at work (like a whole big bucket of red licorice like you can buy at costco in one shift, or an entire loaf of sliced bread with nothing else) had explosive diarrhea as they were going from the machine to a van that was going to give them a ride home. Shat his pants bad enough that it was coming out of the cuff and onto his shoes. He put a plastic bag down on the seat and rode home like that. All windows down, middle of winter at night for an hour and a half.
I was hired as a inspector but ended up as their senior production engineer at 23 years old (company was awful). I did my job well all things considered but the biggest issue was people having no idea how to maintain things.
I walked past our grinding section and noticed a guy hand grinding on our 1 metre diameter grinder whilst the wheel was running miles out of flat/square.
I lotto'd the machine and got a dressing tool. Admittedly I removed more than is normally recommended in one redress but nothing insane.
After finishing I went to reach for the off button but failed to pay attention to my other hand. I heard a quick "zzt" and felt a slight warmth. I pulled my hand back quick and looked down. I had ground off most of the flesh on my index finger and it had immediately cauterised it. Half of my nail was also gone.
Didn't do any lasting damage as I only touched the wheel for a second but fuck did my finger and the red smear across the wheel look grim.
I send to work at a wildlife park. I was on custodial duty that day. Throughout the day we use a designated golf cart. (Main transport for everything and different positions have different golf carts) at the end of the day we have a pick up truck we use after hours to go around to every single trash can and empty them. We would then unload the garbage into the dumpster. On this particular occasion, I reach over the side of the truck to grab a trash bag. It gets caught on something and it starts to rip but I didn’t notice. Once I got it over the side it sorta tore open and all the contents (melted ice cream, food people didn’t want, slushy, fountain drinks) were dumped directly on my uniform. Other guy just about pissed himself laughing
I have chronic headaches that for the most part I can power through. If I don’t eat, drink enough water, etc, it turns into a full blown migraine; light and sound sensitivity, vomiting, the works. Tons of fun. I was on my third day at a new job and we ate lunch later than I was used to, so you guessed it; migraine! I ate in a desperate attempt to appease the pain gods to no avail, I could feel the nausea starting to mount. I explained to my boss what was going on and that I needed to leave. I didn’t make it five miles down the road when the first wave of puke hit me while I was on a two lane backroad with no shoulder. My poor car smelled like Wendy’s for a week.
I worked at a deli in the early 2000’s and one of the reach in refrigerators had a leak on the inside from what I assume was the condenser. There was standing water in there almost 100% of the time, and on my shifts I would do my best to clean it out and put rags in there to soak it up. Most of the time though, the water would mix with days worth of miscellaneous food and the refill containers of veggies etc. would just be sitting in the tuna/egg/tomato/cheddar/bread crumb sludge. Then when people went to restock their line, they would put the containers covered in said sludge on the sandwich board, stock, put them back and make people’s orders without wiping it down. I started wiping down my board with a sanitizer rag and using parchment paper when I made people’s food on my shifts because I was absolutely disgusted and felt guilty even working there. Also, at that place, we were told to take our socks and shoes off in the kitchen at the end of the night, soak the floor with water and cleaning chemicals and squeegee everything into the French drains.
Somebody ass blasted the inside of a single room bathroom, I don't know what they ate but there was shit on 3 out of 4 walls I cleaned it because I was manager and fuck if I was paying anyone else enough to clean that up Gross as fuck
You’re a good manager
We had the unfortunate experience of a new hire shitting into a trash can. And not a small one, it was about 2 1/2 feet high with the lid on, one of those tall skinny ones. Some random person pulled it into a stall, shat in it, and then *put it back where he found it*. It made the break room and the men's room reek so horribly, like raw sewage, for almost a whole week because it was left unnoticed for 2 hours in the middle of summer with our break room AC unit busted. Maintenance has to clean it out since the guy removed the trash bag to do his business and threw that in a different trash can.
Time to get the poop mop
- Janitor was caught jerking off in a the "janitor closet" that was a popular cut thru. It was a pretty big room with shelving rows of shelving with TP and the like he couldve been behind but nope. He was sitting butt ass naked in a chair in the middle of the room. He wanted to get caught. - Had a phantom pooper in one of the bathrooms. Was a single toilet and for months somebody would randomly shit in the middle of the floor. As far as I know the culprit was never caught.
At my office we had a phantom shitter. Its a really big office and there really isn't anyone who works here under the age of 30. Most people are like 40s-60s They could not catch this guy. The office runs 24/7 so its not like someone could sneak in there when no one is working, there are always people working. So somehow someone was timing this shit perfectly to where no one would walk in on him. Well.... Since a lot of these workers are on the older side, we get a lot of people who retire. Like every 2-3 months we have someone retiring after 20-30 years working there. So this one guy, who was well respected and in charge of a lot of people, ended up finally retiring after 30 years. It was a pretty big deal for him to finally leave, everyone knew and loved this guy. We had a big celebration for him. Then after that.... the phantom shitter stopped. 2....3....4....years later and not a single incident since his retirement.... Everyone is scratching their heads like "wtf? can't be him? maybe just a coincidence?" But you never know.
Maybe it was someone else that decided to stop just to pin it on the retiree.
He channeled all his frustration into a phantom shit, that's why he was so pleasant to work with otherwise. Everyone needs an outlet, maybe his was the floor.
We had a pooper as well, we called him the Midnight Dumper. Left a turd right on the top step of the stairs. Another time on top of a display case. Smeared shit all over the bathroom wall in the ladies room. Just random poops all over the building. Never caught him, we figured he got caught in one of the annual layoffs.
I hate these type of bitter assholes. They're genuinely too dim to understand or just don't care that it's the cleaner that has their day ruined and not the colleagues that they hate.
Had a psych patient loudly exclaim "I need to pee!!" and, as my coworker started leading her to her room; she dropped trou, sat in a chair, and urinated. A lot. Towels weren't enough, we needed to use bed sheets. This was the same patient that fished poop out of the toilet and brought it to us saying that it was her baby. She birthed it.
She's not wrong. I've birth little 10lb Chipotle babies too
I've shat whole Indian restaurants before!
I'm a (relatively new) zoo intern, so the barrage of grossness is constant. I had to clean the otter enclosure for the first time yesterday and I couldn't stop retching. Something about the combination of the fish, their oily, fishy, gooey shit that they smear everywhere, and then the musk (think ferret musk but 100x) so thick in the air you can **taste** it mingling with all that...it's almost unbearable.
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My wife went on a couple dates with a dude that worked for wildlife conservation. She said she could smell weird animal smell on him. That stuff stays with you
So, did they work out?
Haha no
Knew someone who did some construction work at a zoo once. The jobsite happened to be near the lion enclosure, and on multiple occasions, work stopped for a bit because one of them shit or pissed too close to them and the smell sent them running. Obligate carnivores can be absolutely repulsive.
Lol I was just about to ask "I wonder if that weird guy who shows up in every zookeeper thread to ask about the smell will be here"
I've read a lot of stories of zookeepers failing to keep partners because the animal smells keep lingering on them despite the hardcore showers they take. So, yeah, I do believe it's that bad.
Go visit a cow or pig farm. That'll give you an example of what you'll be smelling
Working at the zoo with all of the animals seems like a dream come true, until it isn’t….
Oh man, I volunteered at an animal sanctuary in college and the cleaning the otters' enclosure was one of the worst smells I've ever dealt with. It doesn't surprise me in the least you were wretching. I wrapped a shirt around my head and my eyes were still watering. Those cute little bastards are stinky as hell
"No one allowed in stairway except during shift change" The supervisor caught them fucking under there.
The HS I did my student teaching in had to have a teacher posted at a stairwell between classes because multiple pairs of students had been caught there.
My old boss raped my colleague
Um wow this is a lot worse than the fox pee.
So much. But the worst was when I had to wrap my arm in a trash bag and unclog a toilet by hand.
I do the same work. I do not used a trash bag. I don't know if this makes me better or worse than you.
Why don't you use a trash bag? Are you saying you use something else or you just stick your bare hand in there?
You bare hand it?
We need to know this information ASAP
.....was this pre poop knife era?
as someone who works in a pre-school, this is a weekly occurrence for me.
Kids, 8 to 10 year old boys, at residential were peeing in the heating vents in their rooms. No one noticed during the summer with air conditioning on except for a faint whiff of urine but that wasn't unusual for the place with bed wetters. But OMG when winter hit and the heat came on. Hot air, stale urine. It was foul. The vents and ducts had to be steamed cleaned for the group area. The vents were changed to a designed that made it more difficult to aim your urine into it. I mean there was always poop and urine and spit, we were used to that it was the overwhelming hot air full of the smell of stale urine.
Oh man, that musty smell when the heater kicks on for the first time in winter is bad enough by itself, I can't imagine adding months-old urine to the mix.
I worked at a shitty restaurant as a teenager and once witnessed one of the cooks stomp on a rat and scrape it up off the floor with a spatula to throw it in the trash. He was using a different spatula to cook with, but he just set the gooey spatula on the side of the grill he was cooking on. It was appalling.
Walked into a Chinese takeout once and whilst I was waiting in line, I was able to see over the counter into the kitchen just in time to see a young Chinese boy, probably 3 or 4, bare assed squatting and shitting in the middle of the kitchen floor on some paper towels. When he was done, the woman cooking the meat casually rolled the paper towels over the poop, threw the lot in the trash bare hand, then carried on cooking without washing her hands. Left there and then and got on the phone to food health and safety people
I worked at a place where one of the cooks fried a rat that was caught on a trap. Never ate the fried food there again. Also he was fired on the spot
Ratatouille's less fortunate cousin.
my supervisor raped me in the cleaning supplies closet. if any of y'all ever need flooring needs, please don't go to Floor & Decor.
Oh wow. I'm really sorry.
thank you, me too 🫤
I’m so sorry that happened to you.
OMG... Im soo sorry that happened to you also. Did you tell the cops?
I had no proof so no. I told the main manager that I was quitting and why. all he ended up doing was transferring him to another store.
to be fair, the main manager did try to find out more, I just wasn't interested in going forward with it because I know how it would play out with no physical evidence. There were no cameras in that particular area.
That is so sad and terrible. I hope you got the help you needed to heal and are doing okay now.
I work in vet med, so... a lot. We once had a dog who was so fear aggressive that he simultaneously shot out a diarrhea cannon, piss everywhere, and then managed to evacuate every drop of his anal glands across our treatment room. This was all because we attempted to put a muzzle on him because he was lunging at the tech trying to restrain him for examination. Another time, this dog came in for a raging skin infection. Turns out this dog was beginning to rot from the inside out because the owners left an infection untreated for so long. Half of its jaw had fallen off, even through part of the jaw bone. It straight up looked like something you would see in the Walking Dead, and my god, the smell. I have smelled a lot of terrible smelling things in my day (see above), but this was by far the worst smell I have ever encountered. Thank fuck that was during COVID and I was masked up. I almost threw up my lunch in my mask. We had to take breaks because it was so disgusting. That kind of smell stays with you for a week, just lives in your nostrils no matter what else you smell after. Vet med is gross.
People can be so disgustingly negligent, it's a fucking sin to treat animals (or people) like that, especially if they depend on you.
It's not a popular opinion, owning a pet is a luxury, not a right. I've seen too many pets suffer and in some cases die due to owners trying to save money by avoiding costs for diagnostic tests or medication. If you aren't willing to take care of a pet when they're sick, at least relinquish them to someone who will. I used to tell people that yeah, heartworm prevention seems unnecessary and expensive, but paying $25 a month is a lot more manageable than paying $6,000+ for emergency heartworm removal surgery that most dogs don't even survive.
Poor dog :( RIP
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The one time you wish your boss didn't tolerate any shit.
I can’t imagine the cruelty, and inhumanity, of expecting someone to stay like that.
“Hey boss, I shit my pants. It cool if I go home?”
You know what you call a guy that doesn't occasionally poop their pants? A liar.
I don’t think it is as common as you think..
Right! My husband doesn't believe me when I say that it has never happened to me. Like...is this a regular occurrence for you!?!
It used to happen to me all the time, a couple years ago, because I have ulcerative colitis and it was bad enough I’d lost all bowel control
The thing is, it can happen to anyone, at any time, with no warning. And it's a shocking thing, so it just needs to happen to you one time and you'll be a believer.
bullied my best friend for years about him shitting his pants. lo-behold one day i’m driving and… a feeling i have never experienced before shot through my body like an earth quake. i barely, BARELY, made it to a bathroom. in my head i almost came to peace with it. “this is it. im gonna shit my pants.”
If you are sick or ate something wrong perhaps, but even then it has never happend to me. But this guy just said “occasionally”.
"Occasionally" is strong yeah... But at the end of the day, every sane adult should recognize that shitting one's pants is something that does happen and sometimes there's nothing you can do about it
Yeah I haven't shit my pants since I was like 3 or 4.
I don't know about full on pooped, but no one can deny a little shart every so often. I got norovirus or something in 2021 and it wrecked me inside. I'll admit it, there was a pretty good shart that week.
Don't feel bad, Norovirus robbed me of my pride when I went to urgent care to get nausea meds and threw up so hard that I shit myself at the doctor's office.
Working at jack in the box 20 years ago, had some homeless guy come up to register and politely tell me someone had made a small mess in bathroom. Turns out that small mess was someone liquid shitting their pants. A LOT! Spinning their underwear like they were trying to whip them clean. As they sat not quite on the toilet to finish liquid shitting their brains out. Then proceeded to throw the underwear onto, but not in the garbage can. The only spot clean was at the sink where they cleaned themselves off enough to come to register and tell me about the "small" mess. I spent about 45 mins cleaning it I then told my boss, never again I will quit first.
Damn, your boss bamboozled you. The food workers are not supposed to clean those messes. They need to hire a service that specializes in cleaning that. I've refused it at other jobs and had managers threaten to fire me but they never did. They couldn't bamboozle me.
I don't even understand how this happens. Like when people say "hover" over the seat, they mean "less than an inch from the seat" not "3 feet away." Also, unless the seat is covered in bodily fluid and/or you have open wounds on your ass, you don't need to hover over the seat. You're not gonna catch any diseases from a toilet seat
OMG i had almost exactly same thing happen to me at work yesterday 😳... Some clients really are disgusting 🫣
I worked at a burger king in high school and someone came running in and ran to the bathroom. I didn't see them at the time, but I was heading into the dining room to wipe tables/change trash/etc. and when I opened the door behind the registers, there was a pile of shit on the floor, several more leading to the men's room, and inside the men's room. We played the tapes back and mans was shitting his pants all the way from the parking lot. I was a minor so they didn't make me clean it (thank god) the manager gave some guy on parole some cash to do it
Worked in a warehouse picking orders. Pay was based on picking rate, so I held my pee for way too long. Barely got in the bathroom, locked the door, and got my member out just in time to piss in the toilet. Idk if it was the pressure or what, but as soon as I started to pee, I accidentally and very forcefully shit on the floor. Splattered on my shoes and socks. Cleaned up as good as possible and walked straight to my truck, avoiding anyone.
I was working as a paramedic and we were at a suicide scene. I got brains and skull pieces stuck to my boots.
I knew a guy who always had feet on his mind- never met someone with minds on their feet.
He had blue eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Any x-ray tech. I hate feet. Pulled a sock off an uncious homeless guy. Toe went with it. Did I say I hate feet?
I had to scoop out the debris from under these 20 year old dumpsters at Family Dollar in my teens. We were doing a upfit conversion to the new business model. This turned into using a flat shovel to scoop out literally shovels full of decomposed rats and writhing maggots. And yes, afterwards I had to power wash a weeks worth of vomit from where I was standing.
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If you stand in your garden with that stink on you youll keep the prey animals from eating your veggies. They sell fox urine for this purpose.
I remember reading about a fox poacher in England who was sentenced to having an open bottle of fox pee in his house for a few months. His wife left him and he started to go insane.
Over at /r/BestofRedditorUpdates we've deduced that that story is probably made up by a fetishist that writes about gross punishments. There was another one about being punished by having shit shoveled on him and having to sit in it for an hour. Plus one about a farmer getting revenge on his neighbor by making it a pig farm.
I mean the UK‘s judicial system has issues but I don’t think they can do these random ass punishments and judges are usually trained in law… So no, that didn’t happen (or is this a story from medieval times?)
I took some ibuprofen about 2 hours before I had to drive to work, skipped breakfast, and was driving around City Hall in Philly. I was in the middle of stopped traffic in a middle lane. Out of nowhere, I projectile vomited all over the windshield, myself, the interior, etc. I called work, and tried to explain this, and they thought I was bullshitting. So, I drove to the office covered in puke to make a point. They said that it was totally unprofessional. I told them to fuck themselves. I ended up with a raise.
The throwing up isnt good, but that rest of that story was amazing, bravo internet stranger
Idk when it happened, but taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach makes me super nauseous all of a sudden. So I get this, I've definitely taken ibuprofen and puked soon after.
I work in a vets office and let me tell you about maggot kitty. TW//animal abuse Backstory: the female owner had to go leave the country for a few months for work. She left her husband and teenage child in charge of her cat with 1 rule: don't let her go outside. Flash forward to a few months later, she's back and her cat is covered in mattes and is super lethargic. They denied letting her outside, so wife made an appointment with us. She comes in, we put her in a room and about 10 minutes later our vet rushes out whispers to the office manager and they both go to the back. I'm left alone in the front wondering what's going on. My manager comes back and we have the following exchange: "Gurren-logout don't go back there" "Why?" "You will immediately throw up" "... there's maggots isn't there?" "Hundreds" I have a bad problem with worms of any kind, but maggots especially so I knew exactly what she was implying when she said that. Once they got the mattes shaved it turns out she either had an injury on her back end or her anal glands ruptured (hard to tell through maggots) and the wounds and mattes were filled with somewhere around 400 maggots. This wound was about 3inches by two inches with a second smaller one that opened directly into where her anal glands sit We cleaned her up and out, kept her in clinic on antibiotics, preformed a wound closure and gave her a feeding tube for the duration. Luckily the thing about maggots is they love dead and rotting flesh, so by the time she got to us they had "cleaned" up most of the infected tissue. (Eww) Happy ending: kitty is alive and happy with slightly different colored fur from the neck down and that husband is now an ex husband :)
Don't really have nasty shit happening at work, worst I can think of would be coffee machine going way too long without anyone emptying it and some really colorful fungus developing. There were blue-greens and oranges in there, new and interesting lifeforms may have developed there and were just about preparing to crawl out and run away when we caught them.
Yikes, sounds like that shit was about to achieve sentience.
“I have listened through bean and machine and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen”.
I used to be a plumber. I was replacing the sewer line for a house that was up on a hill. We kindly ask the residents to not use any water over the next few days so the pipe would be empty by the time we arrived on Monday. We got there on Monday and they swore they had used no water over the past 4 days. So we dug the trench and I started to cut through the pipe. The moment I breached the inside of that pipe it exploded into a geyser of shit and piss water. Hit me square on the chin. I got out of there in a hurry, told my customers they would be paying for a clean up crew, and that I would be back once the hole was dry was to finish the repair. I went home and showered like I'd never showered before.
I used to do plumbing as a kid and I was a lot smaller than the other guys so I always got to go into the tight spaces. One time I was trying to pull a grinder pump out of a septic tank and I couldn't quite reach it so I asked the guy I was with to hold my feet so I didn't fall in. Well he was way bigger than me and he just picked me up by my feet and started lowering me face first into the septic tank and my face was about an inch from the shit water before I told him to pull me out immediately lol.
Be glad you didn't get dipped!
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I'm so sorry this happened to you but at the same time, thank you for your service lol
Not a plumber anymore, but thanks. Those guys don't get enough credit.
Reminds me of when I was doing a job at a place and shit and piss water started coming up out of the floor waste and slowly flooding the place. I build a dam wall of towels to contain it to the bathroom. Called a plumber and he went in there armed with his trusty plunger. Next thing I hear is an explosive spraying noise followed by a huge “FUCK!!!!!” Out comes the plumber dripping from head to toe in all manner of filth. I poked my head in to see the damage and the ceiling was covered except for the shadow from his body. It was both revolting and magnificent. The smell was putrid.
> We kindly ask the residents to not use any water over the **next few days** [WAT](https://imgflip.com/i/7jif22) where do you expect them to go? drive to a fast food joint every time they gotta go?
Yeah, or stay at a hotel, with family, rent a port a john. They this was a major repair. It's not uncommon to have no sewer or water for a few days at a time when doing upgrades.
Bathrooms were being cleaned on my floor and someone couldn't wait and shit in a trash can in their personal office and left it for housekeeping.
I used to work with adults with disabilities. There was a gentleman there who was nonverbal who would frequently go to the bathroom in the back of the building to FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE. he would also do this multiple times a day, imagine that they would work for eight hours and he would be in there four or five times. He was so rough the he broke the toilet multiple times. He also never used the bathroom he would go months without shitting and one time he did at work and the shit was larger than a full sized football. Staff had to get it out of the toilet because it literally would not fit in the drain. The bathroom he used was avoided by everyone because it would smell so bad no matter how many times it was cleaned.
Dude had real bad diarrhea but was afraid to leave his line because he thought he’d get in trouble for it. So he just kept working while trying to hold it in until he basically sprayed liquid shit everywhere. That led to a fun meeting involving safety and HR because the fact that he was scared to leave his line I was enough for HR to deduce that there are potentially leads and/supervisors that are not letting people go to the bathroom when they need to.
I threw up on the stairs and stood watching housekeeping clean it up as I was trying to go down stairs to the bathroom but the language barrier made me look stupid. embarrassingly disgusting.
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Homeless man lived in parking lot of the Wendy's I worked at. Coworker stepped in his shit one night. Then proceeded to wash off his shoe in the dishwashing station.
My neighbors worked in a place that did housing and counseling for the homeless. Many had mental and/or substance abuse problems. Highlights of most horrific work stories were - The lady that took a shit in the revolving doors. - The bad smell staff complained about for weeks, the office never investigated but sent oil diffusers to mask it. Turned out to be the body of a resident decomposing in the summer heat. The AC was not on.
At an old job, a resturant in New Orleans It was Mardi Gras, so people were a bit wild anyway. So a host went to the bathroom guests can use, and was snorting coke off his boyfriends dick. A customer went in, looked shocked, and he asked them "Oh, do you want some?" He was fired immediately, and I learned the term "Snowjob" that day
I mean.. wouldn't want to be rude or anything. Guest bathroom coke dick etiquette is a difficult sea to navigate.
In the Navy, I was stationed in La Maddalena, Italy. In the summer, it was the Med, and fantastic. But in the winter, the island could be cold, and nasty. Extreme winds. One such day, we still had to load stores and had a working party. Wicked winds out, but no matter...the work had to be done. One young female sailor, decided to take refuge on the leeward side of the truck, to protect herself from the bitter cold howling winds. Those same winds, caught the back door of the truck, flung it open and back with such force, that it pinned her between the truck, and the door, now blown completely flat against the side of the truck where she was standing. Cracked her skull like walnut....killing her instantly. It was pretty grisly. Poor kid. Years later........( I later moved to, and now live in Italy)..... and was working as a lifeguard, at a local beach. Something odd was in the water, bashing up against the rocks. Couldn't make it out at first......as it was such a mess.........but , oh yeahhhh, turned out to be the body of some poor illegal immigrant, who apparently had been in the water, a LONG time. also, quite grisly.
Worked at a Walgreens for about a decade, then transferred to a gas station. The gas station bathrooms are cleaner.
During college, I worked at a retirement home with a dementia wing. One of the residents often had a hard time using the toilet even if he did make it to the room, so he'd often urinate on the floor. Normally not a big deal, it cleans up. But this gentleman's urine contained so much ammonia it ate the glue holding the floor tiles down. They discolored tremendously and came unsecured from the floor beneath. Removing them to try and clean the subfloor to secure new ones released such a strong smell that it was difficult to breathe even when wearing a respirator. Second story: I worked at a supermarket and someone destroyed the bathroom with so much feces that it took two hours and a hose to clean. Seat, walls, floor, door, it was everywhere. My boss bitched that I had taken too long and I went looking for a different job the next day.
I used to work at an Arby's. One day, I had to clean the restrooms, and the toilet in the women's room was clogged. The turd was a big around as a Pringles can. I'm not sure how that was humanly possible, but it had to be at least 10.7 Courics. Possibly a world record.
Walking into work after an hour commute some dude projectile vomited all over the back of my pants. Had to go home and return. Lost half the day. Oh! I was asked to make a repair at an airport but had to use the tools provided past security. The smelled bad. Like really bad, but I made the repair anyways. I reported it to airport maintenance. I heard back a week later. Apparently someone there had been sticking them in their ass and/or coochie.
We have to keep the women's restroom locked because on three separate occasions one of the men working in the warehouse have left actual feces on the toilet seat. There are only four women in my building. None of us would have done such a thing.
Probably the scoundrel that defaced the Walmart bathroom, too!
I feel like that's probably an issue in more than one Walmart.
I have a couple family members that regularly do the same thing in their own home.
Former Navy. One of the sailors tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrists. An 18-year-old fresh out of boot camp interrupted the attempt in progress. Then instead of sending the kid to a counselor to deal with the trauma or rewarding her for saving a life, she was ordered to clean up the blood. Because she was junior and no one else cared. The experience really messed her up.
I got doused in a barrage of dead mice, several went down my shirt.
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There used to be a ride at Disneyland (Anaheim) where Star Tours is now, the Adventure Through Inner Space . The ride had 2-3 person cars that moved slowly and were curved so they seemed private. The ride itself was very dimly lit. Inevitably, some guests decided the ride was a great place to have sex. A friend of mine who worked there was stationed inside the ride at the point where people were well into it. When you were inside there for a while like he was, your eyes adjusted. He could see what was going on very well. He stood back in the shadows and would jump scare people and yell at them to put their clothes back on. After hours they cleaned up all kinds of clothes, undies, condoms, etc. from the ground in that ride.
Not my current job, but I used to work at a restaurant in downtown Toronto. A few months before I ended up leaving that job, they hired a new guy in the kitchen. He had no seniority in any sense, there was the head chef, and then there was the rest of us. But this guy for some reason immediately started acting as if he was like sous-chef (which didn't exist at the restaurant) and trying to order people around. Shortly after he started, I saw him start to blanch some chicken wings. The wings would go into the fryer raw, and get partially cooked and then when ordered they would be fried again to finish them off. So, guy is wearing latex gloves, grabs a handful of raw chicken wings, dumps them into the fryer basket, doesn't remove his gloves to handle the basket when lowering it (not the biggest issue, but not great) He then turns around, and starts to throw together a side salad for an order without removing said gloves. When I confronted him about cross contamination, he looked at me like I was speaking a different language.
I work in addiction medicine. Have you heard of xylazine? It's the very latest thing in substance abuse and *everyone* who's anyone is trying it. And they don't call it the "zombie drug" for nothing. So far we've had someone come in with such a big and deep patch of necrosis that the collarbone was showing, and another with a patch on their shin where the bone was showing.
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My first CNA job when I was 18, we were understaffed 12-1 (like all other nursing homes) during the hight of Covid. It was a particularly busy day with showers to give and some residents being quite sick. I had drank a lot of water that day and had to pee so freaking bad, but I was with resident who had a blow out and I was in the middle of cleaning up the most poop I had ever seen in my life. Everyone else was busy and the nurses at this place were not willing to help. Anyway, I ended up peeing my pants and then ran to the residents bathroom. When I finally got out of the room and talked to the charge nurse about what happened and asked if I could go home and change since I still had an hour and a half left of my shift and this lady told me to go look for pants in the lost and found and finish my shift.
Used to work at a very overpriced fast food chicken finger restaurant and our lemon fridge for the lemonade had straight up Nickelodeon Gak green sludge growing inside it. I told a manager and he said "Don't worry about it."
I was helping to restrain a patient, patient got his arm free from the nurse who was holding it, ripped out his catheter and I got un unexpected shower, nurse got a god damnit abby...and i got free breakfast burritos from her for like a week.
Walked into one of the bathrooms and saw two people fucking, it was like 8.30 am, I locked eyes with both of them, walked out of there and I avoided them for the rest of my time there
To set the scene: I am a bartender (F/29), this occurred 30 minutes before bar closing. At this point, I had been working 14 hours straight, no break. I had a woman come in off the streets. Barricade herself in my bathroom. Turns out she sh!t herself. I called the local police department explaining the situation. They and an ambulance showed up. Luckily enough, one of the EMTs had an extra pair of scrub bottoms, they gave them to the woman, and about 20 minutes later they escort her out. She left a big ole mess and her poop pants behind in the bathroom. I was the last one standing that day at work so I was left to clean up the mess. I don’t get paid enough for this.
Phantom shitter. Kept leaving a big 'ol log about six inches from the toilet. In the lady's room.
A guy in our shop lost his hand in an industrial conveyor.
Meat in the trash compactor. The meat fridges went out and someone decided it was a good idea to throw away all the meat in the trash compactor. The entire back of Walmart smelled like rotting meat for weeks. And instead of cleaning it, they tried to cover the smell with a ton of air freshener.
I work in a hospital, so, necrotic wounds, all body fluids going everywhere, sputum, poop on everything, you name it.
Found maggots under a patient’s foreskin once….The ED had placed a Foley catheter without seeing them. That said, necrotizing fasciitis is probably still the grossest
When I was 16yo I worked at a pizza place. Came in for a cleaning shift and the manager asked me to clean out the grease trap. Usually restaurants have those pumped out professionally but I didn’t know that. It was vomit inducing. 🤮
I work at a small biotechnology that processes (already extracted) DNA for wildlife biologists. A woman once came into our office after finding us online with a bag of her poop asking us to see if she had worms.... It was very very very hard to nicely explain we don't do that... 😨 poor lady
When I worked at a grocery store there was a trail of blood in the back going from the meat department over to the trash compactor. One of my coworkers got down on the ground and licked it for $5. Five. Dollars.
This American man had a habit of creeping into the women's toilets and trying to take pictures. He was thankfully reported and suspended.
Line cooks spent the whole day frying food with a rat at the bottom of the deep fryer. This was at an airport restaurant. Several hundred people ate there that day. Immediately found other employment
(Fast food) and it's gross. Those "Frozen coffee, Frappes,etc"that everyone likes so much, the machine doesn't come apart. So cleaning inside doesn't happen and since it's mostly sugar, it gets moldy. Flies also get inside and i can tell you 100000% FACT, I've seen worms (maggots) come from that machine.
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I had that very thing happen at my office. A pipe overhead burst when the building was undergoing construction and upgrades. There was stagnant water going back to 1996 in those pipes. This was around 2018. Awful overload smell!
Someone clipped their nails (toes and fingers) in the bathroom stall and left them in a little pile on the paper dispenser.
At a restaurant: Two servers pissed in a dude's caesar salad.
Cleaning a grease trap using a pitcher and my hand.
Guy wasnt paying attention while cleaning the meat slicer, took off his tip of his finger and hit another co-worker in the face
The meat rendering truck had a tank leak in our loading dock. Gallons and gallons of putrid chicken, pork and beef poured out. The wind took the smell and put it right into the store. It took a couple of hours to get it cleaned up and the smell out.
Work in a hospital gift shop. One time a customer stood at the register and shit his pants. Didn’t seem the least bit bothered. The smell was awful luckily the shit was contained the smell lingered
Used to work in a very plush building, where my company rented out the entire top floor of a co-working building. Some of our team were based in pretty crappy offices a 20 minute tube ride away. It really elt like an us and them kinda thing Anyway, over Christmas that team worked with us for three weeks as lots of people were away. Office also had 24/7 working with various shifts. Unsure what was up but when you arrived in the morning allbathrooms were absolutely destroyed and stinking to hell. Literally with turds everywhere, on toilet seats and the floor. Every last one and we had about 10 on our floor. Think it was out of jealousy but it wasn't anyone even from our company who was going to clean it up! Man I could not look the cleaners in the eye.
I used to work in forensic toxicology, so most of our specimens were from deceased people. We would test brain, liver, blood, body fluid from really decomposed people, etc. so I’ve seen some gross things. I’ve had to grind up clotted blood in a blender to be able to test it (the smell!). I’ve also had to cut up decomposed liver tissue full of dead maggots. The worst things, to me at least, was when things leaked. The medical examiners office would send us specimens in sealed tubes or vials, all then put in a heat sealed kapak bag. But sometimes they would leak in the bag. Imagine opening a bag with a deceased person’s urine leaked all over, etc. The worst one I didn’t witness, but heard from the person it happened to. We had gotten a specimen bag which also included gastric contents. We would get that sometimes when there was suspicion that the deceased had just ingested pills or something else of interest. They had filled the tube too full, and the bacteria had caused pressure with a gas build up. When my coworker opened the bag and picked up the vial, the lid popped off from the pressure and she got the gastric contents all over her. It was like being vomited on from beyond the grave. We wore lab coats and gloves but not full PPE. After that she always wore a face shield as well.
Happened a few months before I started there, but: a vacuum crane dropped a 12 ton concrete element on someone's foot. Coworker showed me a picture. It was just a red blob.
In a bookstore I worked at we had a kids' section in the back corner, it had a little table in there for kids to sit and and read books and such. Well someone decided to use it as a changing table for their baby's dirty diaper, which was bad enough, but then instead of walking less than two feet to the nearby trash can they shoved the diaper in behind some books. By the time we could smell it in the rest of the store (the next day) it was bad enough and had spread enough that we couldn't easily find the source. It took us another day and a half to finally find it, so in total that dirty diaper sat there for 2 and a half days stinking up the place. Sadly we didn't have cameras in the store and had no idea who'd done it, otherwise I would've sealed that rot-bomb up real good and stashed it so the next time I saw them in the store I could hand it to them and say "You forgot this."
Relatively tame all things considered, but eh: Was working at a wildlife rescue center, and because of a heavy snowfall, we had lost a few aviaries, and so had to mix a bit more species of birds than usual in the remaining ones. (funding sucks, so no money to build more but still expected to take in more and more birds) Thinks owls in the same big aviary as like falcons, crows and magpies. For a long time it was pretty fine, as we would put food early in the morning and just before leaving in the evening, so the day birds would get their food, and the nocturnal ones would too. Except at some point, we had a few very cold nights in a row, like record cold for the place we were. What that meant, is that the dead rats and mice we would put before leaving, despite already being nightfall, would still have time to freeze back to solid before the owls woke up to eat because it was a matter of minutes for it to freeze. It would've been fine for a day or two, but since it lasted a bit longer, eventually I guess the owls started to be a bit too hungry. Came back to the aviary one morning to find a damn massacre. Like bits and pieces of magpies and crows all over the place, heads, wings, livers, hearts, every piece of a bird anatomy that you can think of, there was some lying around. A feast for owls, I guess.
Some one gave me a dollar bill that had human shit on it
I was in IT and worked Sundays because it was the easiest day to take down systems for upgrades and maintenance. Two skunks moved into the building. Plant maintenance was able to trap one but the other one was more elusive. Well it finally got trapped on the Saturday overnight when no one was around but freaked out in the trap and shot its wad. When I walked in Sunday morning it was like walking into a wall, you could taste it too. The whole building was permeated with the odor of skunk. Poor thing died in the trap from fear. We did put a memoriam for him in the company newsletter.
I work in a clothes store and we had a lady and her kid come in. The kid was crying to his mum that he needed the bathroom, but the mum kept dismissing it. Eventually, the kid decided enough was enough and peed right in the middle of the shop floor. I was at the cash desk and could see all of this going down, but I couldn't leave the till unattended (my manager was out the back). Instead of alerting a member of staff ,such as myself, so we could clean up quickly and hygienically; the mum then picked up the nearest piece of clothing (which was a purple scarf) and mopped up her child's pee with it before grabbing her kid and bolting out of the shop. I was flabbergasted.
I was a plumber for 30 years. I've seen a lot of shitty stuff. Ladies, please don't flush tampons. especially if your house uses a grinder pump.
A lady barely made it to the toilet.. poop all over the floor and toilet seat. Why she didn’t clean it is beyond me. A man pooped his pants, and left his crappy underwear in bathroom stall. I work in a retail store.. this is why we don’t like customers to use our bathrooms.
Guy quit his job, then took a huge steaming corn filled poop on the managers desk, because she had always been super anal about bathroom breaks
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worked at a bookstore in a mall. directly above our store was a fried chicken restaurant in the food court. one of the employees walked away from the deep fryer while they were draining the used cooking oil and somehow it wound up seeping through the ceiling of the book store and all over and down one of of bookcases. destroyed about $500 worth of inventory, had to replace the shelving and carpeting. it was... disgusting.
Haha just happened an hour ago. Went to empty out our plastics bin only to find a dead rotting rat with just its skeleton and old hair barely sticking to it. It was also getting munched on by a bunch of maggots. I then had to wash the fuck out of the bin and went on to eat lunch. Wasn’t the best lunch…
Worked at Caseys gas station. I go to use the bathroom and when I get in there the smell of shit hits my nose so hard. Some lady crapped her underwear and took it off, set it on the sink and was in one of the stalls. There was poop on the floor, the walls, everywhere. 0/10
Someone shit next to the toilet. Not around the toilet, not (only) on the seat, didn't just fail to flush, just shit a turd right next to the bowl, on the floor. Fortunately I work at a pool and everything is tiled with floor drains so we could just spray it with a hose and desinfect with basic cleaner, but it happened at least TWICE so it can't have been an accident..
Worked at a casino. A dude shit himself while playing. Kept playing. Didn’t stop until eventually the smell got unbearable and the other players called security
I used to work in a drug testing lab and I got meth pee in my eye once 🤮
Had a guy I worked with keep a pee bucket with him under his desk, while being a cashier.
It was my turn to clean up the poop in the bathroom. I just happened to wear my suit that day for the hell of it. Someone shat in the corner behind the toilet, I don't know how. On the way out of the bathroom, the mop bucket wheel got stuck in a hole and the water splashed onto my slacks.
I went to the local tanning salon, back in the day and everyone was standing outside because someone had explosive diarrhea in one of the STAND UP BOOTHS! I never returned because of the taint of explosive diarrhea not the potential skin cancer dangers.
2 deaths due to an accident at a construction site. The amount of people taking pictures of a body split into two was shocking to me.
I was working as a dishwasher at Logan's Roadhouse and when I clocked in one of the servers asked if I could take care of a mess in the men's room because none of them could handle it. I walk to the stall in question and the smell just hit me right in the face. Shit everywhere. On the stall wall, the toilet, the floor, and a pair of exploded in briefs just chilling there. It was absolutely disgusting.
Not current work but prior work. One of the operations managers at our call center was caught having sex with a new trainee half his age in one of the training rooms during work hours. Dude was a goober too idk how that happened.
Oh I got a good one! From my old job: We had an IT cage down in the basement. It's where we kept all of our assets, and we had an imaging station and desk setup down there. On the ceiling ran various pipes for the building, including sewage pipes. As it happens, the sewage pipe ran immediately over the top of the desk. One day, the sewage pipe burst and showered piss and shit all over the desk.
I got peed on by a co-worker. We were overseas. He drank too much of the local palm wine at a party, wandered into where I was sleeping on the verandah, thought he was outside, pissed on me, demanded to know why I was hiding in the bushes, and passed on the floor.
Some lady, that was hopped up on goofballs, hiked up her dress and squeezed out a premature baby.
Psych ED nurse: person high AF on meth brought in by police because they were acting in a manner they were a danger to themselves and others. We evaluate them, treat them as needed based on what’s going on, but often it’s just a matter of letting them burn through the high in a safe environment. Person is noted to do some odd things in their room, including put the mattress up against the door like a barricade. Go in to have them move the mattress so it’s not a fire escape issue. Then also notice a weird, brown mucousy liquid dripping down the back end of the mattress. Ask what this was, to which person goes, “oh ya, sorry, I’ll clean that up” and proceeds to lick and slurp it up. Turned out it was diarrhea.
When I was in EMT training in the 90's a doc jammed a tube up this ladie's nose as she screamed in pain and sawed it back and forth breaking all the cartilage. Blood shot out of her nose and mouth like a sci-fi horror flick. The doc climbed down off of her, wiped his blood soaked glasses on a napkin, and gave me lesson in death. She was only pain responsive from an aneurism and they were waiting on the family to arrive to let her die. It was horrible.
Having an old sod trying to slap my ass and tell me what a good little girl I was and how he'd like to fuck me when I was literally covered in shitstains trying to keep my cool while cleaning him and his bed after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
Used to work for Smokey the Bear picking up garbage and cleaning pit toilets. Walked in to one, and there was foot prints on the toilet seat, and somebody sprayed all over the toilet riser. Then someone else came in, saw that someone had shit on the toilet, and said, "I guess I'll just shit in the corner then." Then someone came in and said, "Well, I guess we're all just shitting on the floor then!" and shit in the opposite corner. This was in the woods, out of season, absolutely no reason they couldn't have dug a cat hole and done their business outside.
This one guy at the office party got drunk and he had obviously sniffed coke. He made a scene, he called some ladies b word, he asked the driver to take him to his dealer, he shouted he wanted to blow and then went and urinated inside the van. It was catastrophic, he got fired on a weekend as you could imagine.
I was working as a waitress at a Microsoft event, it was a sit-down corporate dinner in a ballroom. There was free drinks for the attendees all night and this small Asian lady had way too much to drink and started vomiting at her table into the pint glasses that were infront of her which she then left on the table for us to clean up. Our manager eventually took care of it
Every other year a new priest is arrested.
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Someone had used the women's washroom, and in one of the stalls, they smeared feces all over the wall, seat, and floor. The event inspired this little ditty: *Don't smear your feces on the wall* *Inside the women's toilet stall* *Don't drop your feces on the floor* *That's what the toilet's for!* *It's a place we all need to sit* *Don't mess it up with all your shit* *Don't piss inside the coffee pot* *It ain't much, but it's all we got* *It sure would mean a lot* *If you don't piss in the coffee pot*
Working desktop support I got used panties back in a laptop bag and I also got a used needle. We'd get bags and even laptops back that smelled so bad we'd have to just throw the whole thing away.
I work in kindergarten, and a 3 year-old got diarrhea during class. The teacher called me to get him to the toilet. He could not keep it, I had to clean up the toilet seat and the floor once the teacher assistant came back to shower him and change him.
Was told an address to pick up a $10 million dollar check. new to the city and company so I plugged it in and it took me to the city dump. Being new, I didn’t want to fail on the first month or so, so I ended up asking three guards if they knew what trailer to go. But the Address was just meant to fuck with us (bad customer relationship, etc). Had to call in and get the new address, had to wait for three hours to get it. Made me miss my lunch. You can’t skip lunch!
Didn't happen to me, but I've heard the story from all involved except the perpetrator. A guy who is known for eating the weirdest things at work (like a whole big bucket of red licorice like you can buy at costco in one shift, or an entire loaf of sliced bread with nothing else) had explosive diarrhea as they were going from the machine to a van that was going to give them a ride home. Shat his pants bad enough that it was coming out of the cuff and onto his shoes. He put a plastic bag down on the seat and rode home like that. All windows down, middle of winter at night for an hour and a half.
I was working as an usher and walking out the restroom when someone projectile vomited on me. Damn you, Cloverfield!
I was hired as a inspector but ended up as their senior production engineer at 23 years old (company was awful). I did my job well all things considered but the biggest issue was people having no idea how to maintain things. I walked past our grinding section and noticed a guy hand grinding on our 1 metre diameter grinder whilst the wheel was running miles out of flat/square. I lotto'd the machine and got a dressing tool. Admittedly I removed more than is normally recommended in one redress but nothing insane. After finishing I went to reach for the off button but failed to pay attention to my other hand. I heard a quick "zzt" and felt a slight warmth. I pulled my hand back quick and looked down. I had ground off most of the flesh on my index finger and it had immediately cauterised it. Half of my nail was also gone. Didn't do any lasting damage as I only touched the wheel for a second but fuck did my finger and the red smear across the wheel look grim.
I send to work at a wildlife park. I was on custodial duty that day. Throughout the day we use a designated golf cart. (Main transport for everything and different positions have different golf carts) at the end of the day we have a pick up truck we use after hours to go around to every single trash can and empty them. We would then unload the garbage into the dumpster. On this particular occasion, I reach over the side of the truck to grab a trash bag. It gets caught on something and it starts to rip but I didn’t notice. Once I got it over the side it sorta tore open and all the contents (melted ice cream, food people didn’t want, slushy, fountain drinks) were dumped directly on my uniform. Other guy just about pissed himself laughing
I have chronic headaches that for the most part I can power through. If I don’t eat, drink enough water, etc, it turns into a full blown migraine; light and sound sensitivity, vomiting, the works. Tons of fun. I was on my third day at a new job and we ate lunch later than I was used to, so you guessed it; migraine! I ate in a desperate attempt to appease the pain gods to no avail, I could feel the nausea starting to mount. I explained to my boss what was going on and that I needed to leave. I didn’t make it five miles down the road when the first wave of puke hit me while I was on a two lane backroad with no shoulder. My poor car smelled like Wendy’s for a week.
I worked at a deli in the early 2000’s and one of the reach in refrigerators had a leak on the inside from what I assume was the condenser. There was standing water in there almost 100% of the time, and on my shifts I would do my best to clean it out and put rags in there to soak it up. Most of the time though, the water would mix with days worth of miscellaneous food and the refill containers of veggies etc. would just be sitting in the tuna/egg/tomato/cheddar/bread crumb sludge. Then when people went to restock their line, they would put the containers covered in said sludge on the sandwich board, stock, put them back and make people’s orders without wiping it down. I started wiping down my board with a sanitizer rag and using parchment paper when I made people’s food on my shifts because I was absolutely disgusted and felt guilty even working there. Also, at that place, we were told to take our socks and shoes off in the kitchen at the end of the night, soak the floor with water and cleaning chemicals and squeegee everything into the French drains.