i mean they get made for the people who wanna be pleasured during the holidays who dont have an significant other (also i heard that some of my friends watch the specials with their gf/bf on the holidays together so it could probably be worse)
I’m just posting for the LOLs
If you haven’t watched porn w your partner I highly recommend. It’s fun if you’re light hearted. Can be awkward if you’re giving more attention to the porn than your partner 😂
Yea I kinda figured that based on your response 🤣😂 porn is not made for people who don’t have partners it’s made for horny people. If you think married people or people in relationships don’t pleasure themselves with porn you’re naive or watch too much Andrew Tate and his Incel collection 😂
I freaking love eggnog. It's okay with booze in it too I guess, which is how most people seem to think if it. But not me. Tall glass with nutmeg on top.
A pile of horror related 70's and 80's Christmas movies:
Black Christmas
Silent Night, Bloody Night
Christmas Evil
Silent Night, Deadly Night
To All a Goodnight
Make some hot cocoa, cuddle up in a warm blanket and binge watch HP movies. I know them by heart now haha
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All I want for Christmas is YOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Porn hub Christmas specials 🥸🥺
i mean they get made for the people who wanna be pleasured during the holidays who dont have an significant other (also i heard that some of my friends watch the specials with their gf/bf on the holidays together so it could probably be worse)
I’m just posting for the LOLs If you haven’t watched porn w your partner I highly recommend. It’s fun if you’re light hearted. Can be awkward if you’re giving more attention to the porn than your partner 😂
HAHAHA trying to pretend you have ever had a partner. Good joke there man
My fragile internet egoooo NOOOOoooooOOOOoooo 🤣🤣🤣
i dont have a partner my self so cant test it
Yea I kinda figured that based on your response 🤣😂 porn is not made for people who don’t have partners it’s made for horny people. If you think married people or people in relationships don’t pleasure themselves with porn you’re naive or watch too much Andrew Tate and his Incel collection 😂
Tate is a weirdo, but not an incel. Those are two completely different things. Like astronomically different.
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smart that way you can eat everything you like for a full week atleast
Reindeer steaks
what do they taste like?
The roasted joy of little children. 👅
Fruitcake is one of my favorite desserts. I spend $40 to ship one from a Catholic monastery near where I grew up every December. It's so good.
Eggnog. I can't imagine anything about it is good for me, but whether it's flavoring in a coffee or just a big glass with dinner, I can't help it.
I freaking love eggnog. It's okay with booze in it too I guess, which is how most people seem to think if it. But not me. Tall glass with nutmeg on top.
Priestkilling, it's thrilling.
They are out in droves during the holiday so probably a big time for you.
So edgy my big toe would fall off if it banged into you 😂🤣
Sleep
Whiskey. Lots of whiskey.
those freaking little debbie Christmas tree cakes. I don't even like them that much I just feel obligated to buy them.
A pile of horror related 70's and 80's Christmas movies: Black Christmas Silent Night, Bloody Night Christmas Evil Silent Night, Deadly Night To All a Goodnight
Christmas Tree Cakes. I’m a sucker for those waxy little fuckers 🤣
Are you my wife? Literally for her birthday one of her friends got her two boxes and i swear that was one of her favorite gifts.
Watching Hallmark movies
I am a sucker for those meat and cheese gift sets that pop up around this time of year. Basically a festive adult lunchable.