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aleqqqs

Set them free in the woods.


VB_Creampie

Rub one out. After that 30 second endeavor. Relax for 5 min and go again. 


tc6x6

I'd start looking around for hidden cameras because I'd think this has got to be a prank. But if it's legit then the very first thing I'm doing is hiring a lawyer and a CPA.


Canadaian1546

This is the right answer.


Canadaian1546

This is the right answer.


TheMissingPremise

We're gonna go to a nearby spa for 3 days and just ruminate on what to do next.


MasRemlap

What [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb4yin/) says to do


gjeebuz

Got an error with that link, it's the top comment (basically) here though. Great read. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/


MasRemlap

Yeah idk why it wouldn't let me link to the exact comment it kept going to the parent, I noticed that myself and went back and changed it but I guess it just does whatever it wants now hahaha


Aneaxi

Laugh. Because I'd be sure it's a scam


Effective_Credit_369

Quit the job!


SlideItIn100

Quit my job.


Airick_1

Probably get a new car. Nothing crazy, just a modern functional car.


LeoMarius

That's probably $60k. What about the other 99,940,000?


ADumbSmartPerson

Well the question asks what's the first thing so I means. Spending $60k as the first thing seems reasonable. They got time to figure out the rest.


milk16

Pay off all family mortgages. Then, a family trip. I day dream about this at least once a week.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Tell my wife.


iambigdick

Make a cup of tea, sit down. Scream. Possibly pass out for a few minutes. Wake up. scream. Bring my family around for an emergency meeting. Tell them all to quit their jobs and go find their dream house on realestate.com. We all cry with relief and joy, go get some burgers and then just start blasting that money on a shopping spree


borokish

Yorkshire or Tetley?


No-Performance37

I just wouldn’t worry about going back to work next week and my mood would be at an all time high.


Jay-metal

Not show up for work again, that’s for sure!


Jard16

Buy a nice Italian hoagie


sephstorm

Figure out if it was mine or if it would be taken back.


tonechkaa1

I would become a crypto trader and increase this money, we are at different levels :D


Which-Bat8556

**Stay Calm and Secure the Funds**


DaSwirlyPoo32

jerk off


ZenkaiZ

Jack off. I need post nut clarity


Phattastically

Call into work. I'm not going anymore, but I'm not an asshole.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Go back to sleep.


howto1012020

Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.


80rexij

Take the most peaceful nap of my life once the shock wore off


howto1012020

Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.


Slurmp102518

Buy a nice house on a large plot of land (a few acres) and have it all fenced in so my dogs can have free range and run around as much as they like.


Thedeckatnight

Tell some close friends and family members that are now millionaires


SadlySpooky

Buy a car that runs.


TheFlaccidChode

A month long, luxury holiday away from everyone and their opinions


LuckyBucky77

Buy a porsche 911 or Taycan. Pretty low ball for 100 mil in the bank, but really like how they look.


foxandhyde

My wife and I have a plan for even just 200k+ that'd be enough for us to live comfortably right now. 100M seems unimaginable to spend. I'd build my dream A-framed cabin in a large amount of land either in S'Ireland, Scandinavia, S'France or Canada. I'd convince the whole family to move and have everyone with their own cabin on the land. Invest so that the cash will maintain everyone for multiple generations so nobody needs to fear the 40hr work week ever again. I'd also purchase an apartment in NYC, only because I dream of rainfall chilling on a very tall building.


Cal3b_Crawdad

Two chicks at the same time, man.


exprezso

Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym


Romando1

What’s stopping you from doing that now?


Romando1

What’s stopping you from doing that now?


LeoMarius

Get an attorney and an accountant. I'd invest the money, half in bonds and half in stocks, and then retire. With that much money, I'd use it for charitable causes for the environment and for literacy.


PiemasterUK

Make doubly sure I had, in fact, received 100 million bucks.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

The first thing I would do is Fly off to the Cayman Islands. Once I got holed up in a very expensive hotel I would begin assembling my team of a lawyer, money manager, CPA, and forensic accountant, and personal assistant. The Forensic accountant never gets to meet any of the others, and reports directly to me. Once those people were in place I would begin letting a handful of people know my intentions. Current boss, extended family, etc.


86missingnomes

We're scooping up the kids getting a bungalo at the poly in wdw and take care of all of the leagal/financial mumbo jumbo from there.


86missingnomes

We're scooping up the kids getting a bungalo at the poly in wdw and take care of all of the leagal/financial mumbo jumbo from there.


PattiiB

Move to Germany


PattiiB

Move to Germany


SmokeyB3AR

pay off my debts, upgrade my house, get a better car, set up savings and then start a small business


ChristyChai

buy a house and lot


IrianJaya

Buy 100 million scratch tickets!


Gtstricky

Leave. I would be far away with a burner phone. France or maybe an island.


ItMathematics

Give it all away except for just enough to cover basic necessities like food, shelter, and utilities for the rest of my life.


CoffeeExtraCream

I'm booking a first class ticket home.


Coronarena

Change it to British Pounds.


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Figure out how all the rich people avoid taxes so I can keep as much as possible. Then I’d start helping people I know get out of student loans, credit card debt etc.


Ilmarinen999

wonder how I'm going to accommodate or sell all those deer.


Whizzleteets

I see what you did


Romando1

Buy Bitcoin.


Whizzleteets

Disappear


themangastand

Definitely couldn't and wouldn't use all of it. Would pay off all my debts. Buy my dream sail boat which is like a million or so dollars. And then sail the world, and do everything I can. Example maybe I learn how to fly and get a plane. Idk. Just do everything


borokish

The first thing? Tell my wife


Illusionaryownership

Put in a interest bearing account and quit my soul crushing job


user365420879

I'd go study abroad and buy myself a motorcycle.


user365420879

I'd go study abroad and buy myself a motorcycle.


user365420879

I'd go study abroad, buy a nice apartment and finally get a motorcycle.


Anakin_Skywanker

Quit my job, order a bunch of food, smoke so much I forget I ordered food, celebrate when food magically arrives right as the muchies hit, then go take the best nap ever. I'd do all the responsible shit tomorrow. Today would be for me to relax and reset.


BlueFalconPunch

Call a lawyer then an accountant


Gunnar_Kris

Pay the taxes on it and then throw it into some offshore accounts before contemplating a lawyer and CPA


MKBurfield

Find out why i have a million.


RustyNK

Take a nap, probably. I don't think I would touch it for at least a month until I had time to talk to a financial advisor.


Emu_on_the_Loose

That's like six whole months of rent! I'm set. 🤩


devil652_

Buy a nintendo switch


ksuwildkat

40% into an S&P 500 fund 40% into a NASDAQ 1000 fund 20% into bonds


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iambigdick

Dont think you need to work again if you had £100m regardless of how much real estate you owned