I'd start looking around for hidden cameras because I'd think this has got to be a prank.
But if it's legit then the very first thing I'm doing is hiring a lawyer and a CPA.
Got an error with that link, it's the top comment (basically) here though. Great read. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/
Yeah idk why it wouldn't let me link to the exact comment it kept going to the parent, I noticed that myself and went back and changed it but I guess it just does whatever it wants now hahaha
Make a cup of tea, sit down. Scream. Possibly pass out for a few minutes. Wake up. scream. Bring my family around for an emergency meeting. Tell them all to quit their jobs and go find their dream house on realestate.com. We all cry with relief and joy, go get some burgers and then just start blasting that money on a shopping spree
My wife and I have a plan for even just 200k+ that'd be enough for us to live comfortably right now. 100M seems unimaginable to spend.
I'd build my dream A-framed cabin in a large amount of land either in S'Ireland, Scandinavia, S'France or Canada. I'd convince the whole family to move and have everyone with their own cabin on the land.
Invest so that the cash will maintain everyone for multiple generations so nobody needs to fear the 40hr work week ever again.
I'd also purchase an apartment in NYC, only because I dream of rainfall chilling on a very tall building.
Get an attorney and an accountant. I'd invest the money, half in bonds and half in stocks, and then retire.
With that much money, I'd use it for charitable causes for the environment and for literacy.
The first thing I would do is Fly off to the Cayman Islands. Once I got holed up in a very expensive hotel I would begin assembling my team of a lawyer, money manager, CPA, and forensic accountant, and personal assistant. The Forensic accountant never gets to meet any of the others, and reports directly to me. Once those people were in place I would begin letting a handful of people know my intentions. Current boss, extended family, etc.
Figure out how all the rich people avoid taxes so I can keep as much as possible. Then I’d start helping people I know get out of student loans, credit card debt etc.
Definitely couldn't and wouldn't use all of it. Would pay off all my debts. Buy my dream sail boat which is like a million or so dollars.
And then sail the world, and do everything I can. Example maybe I learn how to fly and get a plane. Idk. Just do everything
Quit my job, order a bunch of food, smoke so much I forget I ordered food, celebrate when food magically arrives right as the muchies hit, then go take the best nap ever.
I'd do all the responsible shit tomorrow. Today would be for me to relax and reset.
Set them free in the woods.
Rub one out. After that 30 second endeavor. Relax for 5 min and go again.
I'd start looking around for hidden cameras because I'd think this has got to be a prank. But if it's legit then the very first thing I'm doing is hiring a lawyer and a CPA.
This is the right answer.
This is the right answer.
We're gonna go to a nearby spa for 3 days and just ruminate on what to do next.
What [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb4yin/) says to do
Got an error with that link, it's the top comment (basically) here though. Great read. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/
Yeah idk why it wouldn't let me link to the exact comment it kept going to the parent, I noticed that myself and went back and changed it but I guess it just does whatever it wants now hahaha
Laugh. Because I'd be sure it's a scam
Quit the job!
Quit my job.
Probably get a new car. Nothing crazy, just a modern functional car.
That's probably $60k. What about the other 99,940,000?
Well the question asks what's the first thing so I means. Spending $60k as the first thing seems reasonable. They got time to figure out the rest.
Pay off all family mortgages. Then, a family trip. I day dream about this at least once a week.
Tell my wife.
Make a cup of tea, sit down. Scream. Possibly pass out for a few minutes. Wake up. scream. Bring my family around for an emergency meeting. Tell them all to quit their jobs and go find their dream house on realestate.com. We all cry with relief and joy, go get some burgers and then just start blasting that money on a shopping spree
Yorkshire or Tetley?
I just wouldn’t worry about going back to work next week and my mood would be at an all time high.
Not show up for work again, that’s for sure!
Buy a nice Italian hoagie
Figure out if it was mine or if it would be taken back.
I would become a crypto trader and increase this money, we are at different levels :D
**Stay Calm and Secure the Funds**
jerk off
Jack off. I need post nut clarity
Call into work. I'm not going anymore, but I'm not an asshole.
Go back to sleep.
Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
Take the most peaceful nap of my life once the shock wore off
Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
Buy a nice house on a large plot of land (a few acres) and have it all fenced in so my dogs can have free range and run around as much as they like.
Tell some close friends and family members that are now millionaires
Buy a car that runs.
A month long, luxury holiday away from everyone and their opinions
Buy a porsche 911 or Taycan. Pretty low ball for 100 mil in the bank, but really like how they look.
My wife and I have a plan for even just 200k+ that'd be enough for us to live comfortably right now. 100M seems unimaginable to spend. I'd build my dream A-framed cabin in a large amount of land either in S'Ireland, Scandinavia, S'France or Canada. I'd convince the whole family to move and have everyone with their own cabin on the land. Invest so that the cash will maintain everyone for multiple generations so nobody needs to fear the 40hr work week ever again. I'd also purchase an apartment in NYC, only because I dream of rainfall chilling on a very tall building.
Two chicks at the same time, man.
Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym
What’s stopping you from doing that now?
What’s stopping you from doing that now?
Get an attorney and an accountant. I'd invest the money, half in bonds and half in stocks, and then retire. With that much money, I'd use it for charitable causes for the environment and for literacy.
Make doubly sure I had, in fact, received 100 million bucks.
The first thing I would do is Fly off to the Cayman Islands. Once I got holed up in a very expensive hotel I would begin assembling my team of a lawyer, money manager, CPA, and forensic accountant, and personal assistant. The Forensic accountant never gets to meet any of the others, and reports directly to me. Once those people were in place I would begin letting a handful of people know my intentions. Current boss, extended family, etc.
We're scooping up the kids getting a bungalo at the poly in wdw and take care of all of the leagal/financial mumbo jumbo from there.
We're scooping up the kids getting a bungalo at the poly in wdw and take care of all of the leagal/financial mumbo jumbo from there.
Move to Germany
Move to Germany
pay off my debts, upgrade my house, get a better car, set up savings and then start a small business
buy a house and lot
Buy 100 million scratch tickets!
Leave. I would be far away with a burner phone. France or maybe an island.
Give it all away except for just enough to cover basic necessities like food, shelter, and utilities for the rest of my life.
I'm booking a first class ticket home.
Change it to British Pounds.
Figure out how all the rich people avoid taxes so I can keep as much as possible. Then I’d start helping people I know get out of student loans, credit card debt etc.
wonder how I'm going to accommodate or sell all those deer.
I see what you did
Buy Bitcoin.
Disappear
Definitely couldn't and wouldn't use all of it. Would pay off all my debts. Buy my dream sail boat which is like a million or so dollars. And then sail the world, and do everything I can. Example maybe I learn how to fly and get a plane. Idk. Just do everything
The first thing? Tell my wife
Put in a interest bearing account and quit my soul crushing job
I'd go study abroad and buy myself a motorcycle.
I'd go study abroad and buy myself a motorcycle.
I'd go study abroad, buy a nice apartment and finally get a motorcycle.
Quit my job, order a bunch of food, smoke so much I forget I ordered food, celebrate when food magically arrives right as the muchies hit, then go take the best nap ever. I'd do all the responsible shit tomorrow. Today would be for me to relax and reset.
Call a lawyer then an accountant
Pay the taxes on it and then throw it into some offshore accounts before contemplating a lawyer and CPA
Find out why i have a million.
Take a nap, probably. I don't think I would touch it for at least a month until I had time to talk to a financial advisor.
That's like six whole months of rent! I'm set. 🤩
Buy a nintendo switch
40% into an S&P 500 fund 40% into a NASDAQ 1000 fund 20% into bonds
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Dont think you need to work again if you had £100m regardless of how much real estate you owned