Wow, Walter White!! These kidnappers are in for a nice surprise then

I just watched Mary Poppins with my kid. I’m pretty sure Mary would be Poppin some caps in fools. Feeling good here.

I’m sure bob Linda and the kids will find a way to save me. I mean bob did just save teddy in that bunker.

House of the Dragon i will summon Caraxes to save me !!!

Ugh, not The Great British Baking Show. My only hope is distracting them with pastries and hoping they get a sugar rush coma."

Help me, Ken Jennings! You're my only....you know what? I'm fucked.

I’m literally watching Cops right now. So I mean, I feel confident(ish).

I wouldn't.

They're white.

 That's why I said "I wouldn't" not " hope the kidnappers win".

MASH. Well as long as they don’t send Frank Burns I have hope.

Same but it was a post-Burns episode. I’d trust them to patch me up but don’t think I trust them to rescue me from kidnappers. 

Spongebob, they have their ways so i think im fine

Homelander, I summon you..... Wait why are your eyes turning red, and why is that US flag on blood

I was hoping Billy and co. would sort things out. Might get messy but should be okay.

They were the kidnappers

If homelander comes to save then he can just blast me too, not gonna be in debt to that mother fucker.

Better to be burnt bacon

Family Guy. Pretty screwed, but it will all resolve in my favour, hilariously, in about 20 minutes

Hopefully it’s Stewie

South Park. I don't like my chances.

Rick & Morty.

Midsumer Murders. It will be a long wait but it will all turn out ok in the end….except for there 2-4 people who die before the end of the episode.

Jersey Shore. Soooo shit.

The kidnapper would probably be haunted and posessed by ghosts and run around the basement while singing the banana boat song     Can you guess what it was?

Hmm, The Glory. I seek revenge, I think I just won this lotto.

the magic of friendship shall save me

Oh thank goodness. The BAU will save me! I miss Reid.

I just found out last weekend that they uncancelled it

Oo enjoy it!

The Chosen. I’m good! Thank you, Lord!

Stargate....so, not screwed lol

RHONY. There is no hope

…..Smiling Friends

Better call Saul. Lalo will fuck some people up😂

Columbo, baby! "Sorry, just one last question and I won't take up any more of your time..."

Murdoch Mysteries. I'm good.

South park so i'll definitelly be saved. By a bunch of kids, and kenny will die

Peaky Blinders. So ill be fine.

Kitchen Nightmares.. I mean, at least Gordon knows how to use knives?? Lol

Kojak. I Think I’ll be fine.

I dont know what saul goodman can do about it

Ash and Pikachu for the win lol

Shiiiiiit gonna get rescued by the cast of DS9.

I’m being saved my a boy who’s too much of a bitch to take action of his own and a very unhinged girl

I mean last movie I watched was abigail and the last series was one piece, so I'm either getting saved by a young ballerina vampire or the straw hats, either is fine xD

If you mean actual television show, god help me, you've hit me in a period where Bob's Burgers is my comfort show. .... If it's not network it's Game Grumps on youtube which is uh. Not much better. Actually it's probably worse.

Black dynamite. I think I'm safe

Depends. Were you selling drugs to the community?

Idk depends if it’s a Friday- don’t want to disturb their dinner. But all fairness, they’d find some way to fuck it up and I’d die 💀 (Friday Night Dinner)

Thorfinn gonna duel for my life, I'm chillin'.

One piece can kick ass I think I'm safe

I'll probably be pretty screwed if I need to be freed in a hurry, but the phrase "It will cut." will close the matter in 3-5 days.

Awesome cause the last show I was watching was Seal Team!!!!

Well Dolores is about to blow up the Cradle, Charlotte just discovered that Bernard is a host, William's having a psychotic break and is about to shoot his own daughter while in a fever dream, and Maeve is getting better at controlling the other hosts with her mind So yeah I'm pretty fucked and welcome our new robot overlords

Taskmaster Series 11. So... I guess I'm staying.

It was some dumb cartoon about a talking garbage truck. Not my choice i have a two year old

Family Guy...

I might be in luck. I’m watching Chicago PD.

GAME, SET AND MATCH! I was watching the tennis from Queens on the weekend . That's the last TV I've watched. I quite like the notion of a squad of grass court specialists winging in to save my life.

Well, shit. I can’t even remember the last show I watched. I think it was either The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power or Beef. Either way, I’m probably screwed.

How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies... A family fighting over Grandma's inheritance? Having time for a kidnapped person? I'm gonna off myself to save trouble.

Son of Zorn, of all things. This could go very much either way.

I am gonna get saved by Rick C130 and his family. Gonna have a lot of trauma to unpack after that.

Nope not me the last show I watched was Superman the animated series the episodes where Superman and Batman first meet.

i got The Office, so Dwight is my only hope

Miss Night and Day, I am good, they have detective and prosecutor

Looks like the Doctor is rescuing me in the TARDIS.

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Hopefully they haven't taken you somewhere haunted!

The guy from Psych. I will be saved in no time! :P

The last thing I watched was a documentary, so I'm going back to the previous thing I watched, which was Pose. Between Elektra and Pray Tell, I think I might stand a chance.

Castle and Beckett will stop at nothing to save me!

Lego Masters. I guess they could always come and throw bricks on the floor and hope the kidnapper steps on one? So long as the lights in the kidnapper's lair weren't flickery... they'd all be paralysed from the sensory issues xD

Criminal minds so I'm actually pretty good, they'll find me

Just watched S4e4 of The Boys... I'm probably fucked even with best intentions.

Fallout...

I was watching blood drive. Not sure what to make of that for my chances

I guess I'm golden because I was sitting there sort of watching Star Trek Discovery with my husband. Before that I'd have been screwed because I watched Trying, the British show about two dumb parents.

Pretty sure I’m good, but I’ll still take a senzu bean.

Monk ... My chances off being found are pretty high here

fuuuuck... Joe Kenda will be narrating the investigation into my death.

Well, i geuss the flash will save my ass

Crowley from good omens!

Top Chef VIP. Well I hope all those celebs can stop their cooking drama and maybe channel their previous roles to save me? Or at least sing at my funeral.

oh no, Shaun Murphy from the Good Doctor will upset them the more

Copa America soccer. Maybe I can football chant them into releasing me.

House MD. I'm not sure lol

The Extraordinary Attorney Woo. I'm gonna be just fine

A gang of highly trained Korean hitmen and women.

The England football team! I’ve got no chance

Tony Soprano, Christopher, Pauly and Sil to save the day!

Broadchurch, ehhh I'll stay hopeful

The Moseby boys will save me

I have failed to stay away from Special Victims Unit, I'll be fine.

The Boys, so might be screwed.

I guess jesus will be my savior (the chosen, great show btw)

Spice and Wolf. I guess I like my chances with the best girl Holo on my side

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. As long as I am not wearing a red shirt I think I'm in for a treat!

Jim Lake's definitely got this.

Oh cool, Korra will save me. Luckyyy!

The Orville,oh I am in for a treat.

The last kingdom, I’ll be good with Uhtred

Well it was one piece, it will be a mess but i guess i have luck

Hmm not sure but it's either Konosuba or Youjo Senki. It could go in very different ways.

Idk if I'm safer with the kidnappers or with Pim and Charlie

I last watched the Boys so hopefully someone like Butcher or Kimiko rescue me and not Homelander or The Deep

I’m watching Tracker, about a guy who hunts down missing people…so I am pretty set!

Psych - I have full faith Shaun and Gus will find me.

Beam me up, Scotty

Burn notice... So I'm pretty sure Ill.be safe at home in a few hours .. bonus ill get some yoghurt

Psyche, I think I'm the safest one in this thread.

I wonder how good The Repair Shop folks are at solving a kidnapping.

One punch man - I'm good

I think I'll be ok. Captain Sisko's got my back. 

Just watched Sherlock (the cumberbatch version), so I am gonna be just fine.

The Doctor showing up is probably the best case scenario, so long as there's no universe-destroying entity following them at the moment

Very screwed, The Office US

Bob's Burgers. Honestly, I think I would end up OK. Things typically turn out well in that show.

Titus Pullo & Lucius Vorenus. Think i'll put my feet up & relax.

Deadpool’s coming to save me. I’m either out there safely no issue, or dead immediately

The boys!!!!!!

The Belcher children! I'm in good hands. Small hands that smell like ketchup and are sticky, sure. But good hands