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someguyinsac83

-in the voice of the lady from Titanic- “It’s been 84 years…”


Thin-Friendship5691

Does oral count? My wife just had our baby, so she's taking care of me with her mouth. Penetration was like 4 days before the delivery, so like 2 weeks ago


RaasAlGhull

Keep that woman happy


Thin-Friendship5691

Challenge accepted sir!


ronisnewthrowaway

Congratulations 🎉


Thin-Friendship5691

Thanks man!


ronisnewthrowaway

Welcome to the club. Check out the daddit sub, from a SFW account though maybe 😝


Thin-Friendship5691

I'll check it out 😉


nn_pantyhose

Several years. Haven't had sex since my wife died.


[deleted]

[удалено]


explorer6637

Oh no, maybe invest in a toy?


Raen-cloud

Last night, after my fiancé got home from work


Bartolemeuop

4 scores and 7 years ago


sacouple43some

Better than 4 whores and 7 queers ago lol


MrEHam

This afternoon. She was feeling stressed so I vibrated her first to get her in the mood. It worked. I feel like it would’ve been a disaster if I just jumped right in there.


AstiDixon

this morning daddy woke me up with a cock throbbing over my face so I sucked his balls until he drained those balls all over my tits


OrangeChihuahua2321

"Daddy"?


AstiDixon

🤷‍♀️😉


125acres

With wife 3 hours ago. Empty house and we (I) was/were bored.


Feral_tatertot

This morning


Momskin

A couple weeks ago 


Such-Survey69

Is a couple weeks a normal amount of time for you? I would be going crazy without having any every other ish day


TheBowlerMoose

Picture it. Sicily. 1912.


TheBowlerMoose

But for reals. November 2018. Been a hot minute.


Embarrassed-Fig-72

You seem to comment often about not having sex forever. Do you think posting that will help you get laid?


[deleted]

About an hr ago 😊


Birdsandbeer0730

April this year


[deleted]

10 minutes ago


AnonymousProphet5150

Last night. Having a regular hookups that you have great sexual chemistry with and who is on the same channel as you when it comes to the FWB/NSA thing is worth it's weight in gold. Take my word for it. 😉


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Last week. Solid 6/10, hoping she calls back to improve that number


Dapper-Associate6850

Who was a 6?


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

The overall experience from my side She's an easy 8,I'm pushing 7 on a good day


Dapper-Associate6850

Nice


[deleted]

3 years ago


Emergency_faceplant

10 days ago


Dapper-Associate6850

Yesterday


Consistent_Sherbet70

Last Sunday


SoCalSwitchCouple

Saturday


2Casca_2Red

Probably 3'ish years ago?


DeltaBlaZe777

March or April of 2010.


bigwhitecocktail

2 weeks ago


imsofakinggood1

5 years and change


qqqzzppmm

Over 2 years ago :(


MindlessEater

About 2 and a half years ago.


Potential-Pop-9939

7 months ago


autobot410

5 years ago


[deleted]

Few weeks ago


jtrov_joshi

2weeks ago. It was fantastic.


[deleted]

Saturday


devilshibata

Years ago. This will be changing soon enough and never looking back lol. Time to have some fun


Academic_Artist2494

July/Aug of 2021, I think.


Worried-Gate-8376

Did you decide to become a Mormon ?😂😂


-tasteslikehoney-

last week 😖


ohbuckeye31

2 nights ago. Although I don't remember it, I definitely had a few too many, lol


oh_whathaventidone

Getting close to a year this fall. But I haven't really sought it out.


Level_Salad_1956

8 years ago


Low_Orchid5106

Nearing a decade...I'm an embarrassment


BoobGnome

The last week of never.


Glittering-Sea-6343

9 days ago


Unlikely-Coach-5962

Yesterday afternoon


OpportunityOk5719

Sunday


[deleted]

Almost a year ago😭


cobweb-dewdrop

It's been one summer ago😅


Funky_MonkeyO

Yesterday- Miss Michigan 🤓


ChicagoHotwife21

2 weeks ago. Will again Friday


BlahLick

Two days ago but Friday was more fun 😜


CandelaBelen

A month ago I think


TUGBoat85007

2.5 years ago


hunnilust

I haven't been very sexually active since COVID. 🥹


StonedandSlutty33

Earlier today.


Studwolf28

Early 2016


Guac__is__extra__

Yesterday with my wife


nonsensicalwoman

About an hour ago


Lustybelle69

Penetration? Like 4 days ago 😭 sucked dick 2 days ago. My husband isn't feeling well but I'm looking forward to the load I get when he's feeling better. It's going in my mouth for sure 😍🥵👅


NaughtiestTimeline

Over a month ago


trbpdguy

Sunday funday! Got my fill for a week tho


sweetness--

8-ish months ago


SniperCA209

Last night


naughtybynaturecpl

10 minutes ago. Middle of the night missionary on my back with creampie. He hadn’t cum in days and it was everywhere 😊


Madison_Elizabeth_01

About 3 hours ago


braxenimos

Like two hours ago


huligoogoo

Let me think —-probably in February was the last time 😳


Dickbuttmctaterpants

About 2 hours ago! Downside is that it was a coworker.


Awkward_Situation_89

About 8 years ago


Mediocre_Bird_9747

A year and a half ago


butterspread1

Yesterday. And the day before that, if we're bragging.


AverageExpectation

11 years. 😭😭😭


dudeosm

Two nights ago.


jennafreemon

Some time in the middle of '22


brpbfl

About three hours ago….:)


whitnet1

Got lucky on St Patrick’s day.


xBeardedxBastardx

Well over a year at this point


Public_Foot_4984

It's 4:40am right now...so about 3 hours ago. Town tweaker. She was great and energetic. 10/10 would fuck again 


NaturalResponsible64

It’s been over 4 years


DickvanLeeuwen

Yesterday


charley1975

About an hour ago with my husband


blinman94

Saturday


Cr0pDust1ng

Well, my wife had sex with a friend last night. I’m taking her back tonight. The last time she and I did it was over the weekend.


fkn51

8 hours ago.


[deleted]

about 5 years ago


nandemoto44

Little over a year ago


SeveralConcert

Sunday evening, with my husband.


Immediate_Yam_7733

11 months ago .


i_like-boobs_PM_Me

Toooooo long. About 5 months now. Geeze I need to get laid.