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aussiegreenie

WWIII starts and housing rises. After the Nuclear Winter, there will be a special holiday home selling for a record 10 mill bottle caps.


Oncemor-intothebeach

Unexpected fallout


Perseus1251

Oh I'm expecting fallout lol


chookiex

BRB going to the nearest baseball diamond and establishing diamond city


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UnaCabeza

Fuel prices will go up in a couple of days nodoubt. $1.80 will be seen as cheap.


MrAfrooo

1.80 is already cheap. 2.00 on average in Tas.


Teddy1171

1.70 in regional NSW


This_Contribution185

2.20 In WA


-Calcifer_

Yeah you guys are always screwed


xPacifism

$1.95-$2 in Perth though


This_Contribution185

If you buy the cheap shit i suppose


WillBrayley

I paid $2.14 in Devonport yesterday. Edit: actually, worse, 214.9


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x6tance

NZ petrol prices have always been so high, no wonder so many leave for Australia. Few years ago, when being a tourist pre-covid, I had a mini heart attack looking at ~NZ$80 for a full tank for a freaking Suzuki Swift on the cheapest petrol. The only place that I've filled up where it's been so expensive is Uluru/Yulara and that's because they can get away with it.


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x6tance

In return, however small, I appreciated not having to go inside the petrol station to pay. Really appreciated being able to pay at the pump!


Aggressive_Worker_93

Plenty of room to catch up with European prices. Shit’s wild over there


BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss

Just saw $1.99 in SA.


hihover

That's because people are still Russian to get into the property market


Uturn11

I see what you did there.


Jathosian

I don't understand. Can someone explain the joke for me?


FakeCurlyGherkin

Let me see if I can rephrase it in a way Ukraine understand


Jathosian

Why is it so hard for you guys to Putin simple words??


Jonesy1939

It's Vladi-mirly elementary, my dear Watson


psumodragon93

And that fills my Russia pun quota for the day, I Moscow to another thread now.


SeudonymousKhan

Some people hate puns but they can Crimea river!


evenmore2

FK, ok. Have an upvote.


go_do_that_thing

Interest rates go down? House prices up. Interest rates go up? House prices up. ​ Over, under


Accomplished_Camp_88

It’s Tuesday House prices up It’s Friday House prices up I am wearing a blue shirt House prices up See…?


TesticularVibrations

Yup. Sums it up.


foulblade

I would prefer it summed down


TesticularVibrations

Hooms go up Hoom always go up Hoom best


onepoundfeesh

r/unexpectedpawnee


drfrogsplat

Interest rates hold? House prices up.


iced_maggot

You say this as a joke - BUT what if the RBA says well shit, cant increase rates in all this global uncertainty - so fuck it, sub 1%, 5 year fixed loans for everyone.


mindjyobizness

Keep going...


-Calcifer_

Yes!! Would love it the bank pay me to have a loan with negative interest rates.. id just withdraw the cash every month and in invest it into other assets.


x6tance

By other assets, you mean housing in the true blue Aussie way


sleekultra

No thanks I filled up on cheese and have no risk appetite :(


fatalikos

Ukraine invasion house prices go up Iraq invasion house prices go up Syria invasion house prices go up Yemeni invasion house prices go up Libyan invasion house prices go up


without_my_remorse

I will bet against you. This is bad for inflation and will mean rates have to go up more. Which is bad for housing.


telcodoctor

In Soviet Ukraine, Sydney house market crush you


j150052

Mate, with pro build going under, Ukraine, and the recent report of real wages drop… no way rba is going to raise rates. Watch the US fed drop theirs.


without_my_remorse

Mate, inflation dictates they must raise rates. Aussie property about the crash 60%+.


j150052

Keep telling yourself that !


honktonkydonky

He has been for the past 5 years. Didn’t quite play out that way


without_my_remorse

I predicted Russia would invade Ukraine in 2022. Are you saying I was wrong?


Double_Station_6521

Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014…


without_my_remorse

Last year I correctly predicted Russia would invade Ukraine. I was right about that and I will be right about the housing crash.


dankruaus

Hahaha 60%. Lol


without_my_remorse

Haha yep it will be a bloodbath. Good luck to you and your family mate. 😂😂😂😂


dankruaus

I’m fine. Anyone who uses that many laugh emojis has issues.


without_my_remorse

What’s wrong with laugh emoji’s? 😂😂😂😂😂


SecularZucchini

If house prices drop 60% then we will have more things to worry about then that.


without_my_remorse

What will you be worrying about?


SecularZucchini

High unemployment, social instability. You know, things that happen when there is a significant crash in asset prices (see the 2008 GFC for reference). If you think that many people will still have jobs and everything else will be rosy even with a 60% crash then you're sorely mistaken.


without_my_remorse

I think Australia will have a recession and financial crisis. It’s sad what will become of property owners here in this country.


SecularZucchini

Too many politicians own property, a 60% drop will never happen here they will make sure of it, especially in an election year. We already had a recession in 2020 remember?


SkeletoR_22

Time traveller confirmed?


SecularZucchini

We all know that Russia has been wanting Ukraine back for a long time, you don't need to be a political scientist to figure this out lol. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


SkeletoR_22

I should have put a /s.


SecularZucchini

Hahaha all good, I wasn't directing it at you.


wayneslittlehead

One of the few who are betting on this prediction so I can break into the market lol


crappy-pete

Surely you know the difference between demand pull and cost push inflation Only one of those is countered with raising rates. Guess which.


without_my_remorse

What I’m saying is that you and others can try and latch onto dreams about the nature of inflation, but it won’t change the fact that inflation is going to get worse because of what’s happened today and the Australian property market is crashing. It is going to be a bloodbath.


crappy-pete

So you believe cost push inflation is countered by raising rates? Your statement about inflation dictates they must raise is why I'm asking.


without_my_remorse

Inflation now is endemic and is about to be exacerbated. The RBA will be raising rates aggressively. I expect property prices to fall 50%+. The great Aussie housing crash has begun.


crappy-pete

So you believe cost push inflation requires interest rates to be raised Righto. There's some personal beliefs clouding you there mate.


without_my_remorse

There’s no point getting angry at me. I’ve warned about the property bubble for awhile now.


crappy-pete

I'm not angry at you mate, but your complete refusal to respond to what should be a very basic question is frustrating - surely you can see that Exchanges with you go - you make a statement, I ask a follow up, you repeat, I ask again, you repeat, I give up. Not exactly an enjoyable exchange. This is me giving up. Again. Enjoy your night.


CheshireCat78

You keep saying this but I can't see where the constant fall of 50+% call holds historical water though. Worst there has ever been is only about -20% in almost 150 years. Unless I'm reading this wrong https://www.realestate.com.au/insights/if-housing-price-growth-seems-unusually-high-thats-because-it-is/


without_my_remorse

In the last 20 years alone the US, Spain and Ireland have all had 50%+ crashes. Even Perth has fallen 30%.


CheshireCat78

So your response to some actual evidence is some whataboutism? They aren't Australia, all their politicians don't own a bunch of properties, all their citizens don't view property ownership as the #1 priority like Australians generally do, Perth isnt australia....so one suburb in one city might drop by a chunk, while a whole bunch along the coast continues to rise in leaps and bounds making the property market overall flat. Even the last time there was mega inflation the property prices doubled.


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crappy-pete

You might have noticed they've been hesitant to raise Reason being yes there's demand driven but (again, you might have noticed this too) there's a whole lot of supply issues in there It's literally econ102, very basic concept. You don't fix supply issues by raising rates Now, I'm just some dummy who didn't finish school who's happened to have read a book or two. u/without_my_remorse has a masters in econ. I was hoping he'd explain "inflation dictates they must raise rates", but well... You can see how that went.


without_my_remorse

I only have a BEc. My masters is in AppFin. 👍🏻


scootsscoot

If property crashes 60% wealthy people are just gonna buy them all up with outright cash or anyone with a 20% deposit is gonna buy it with a 50% LVR. If I had a 300k deposit looking to buy a 1.5m house borrowing 1.2m my repayments are the same as borrowing 300k at 18%. And then I would literally pay that off asap within 5-9 years, paying less than $500k total for the whole loan. Like I think you underestimate how many people can afford a home loan at 6% interest if house prices dropped 20%. And you're overestimating how many defaults will occur.


without_my_remorse

No this is totally wrong. We can see from previous crashes in property and stocks that this simply doesn’t happen. It’s laughable you think this mate.


Sushi_San

A crash that monumental may result in high job losses.


scootsscoot

It's the other way around.


graz44

Theres zero chance of a 60% price drop


without_my_remorse

Come back at the end of 2025 and tell me how that is going for you mate. 😉


Chii

> inflation dictates they must raise rates. it would depend on how bad inflation is - and the nature of the inflation. Demand pull inflation would mean raising rates, but supply restrictions and other factors would mean raising rates aren't gonna move it as much, while adding pain to economic growth.


without_my_remorse

lol what are you talking about.. Inflation is about to get much worse and the distinction of why it manifested isn’t going to matter one bit.


Chii

> the distinction of why it manifested isn’t going to matter one bit it certainly does - restricting credit liquidity in the face of supply and production disruptions will prevent investment in making more supply. It's not like the inflation comes from unfettered printing of money the way Venezuela or Zimbabwe did.


warkwarkwarkwark

The inflation has 100% come from the unfettered printing of money. People aren't bidding up the price of the last potato on the shelves. They have excess cash and want to spend it on luxuries. Why do they have excess cash? It certainly isn't due to wages.


TwisterM292

Ummm no. The majority of inflation has been due to supply disruptions such as workers in isolation leading to not enough product reaching shelves, port congestion driving up freight prices, semiconductor shortages causing a global shortfall of 4 million cars to name a few. Majority of the inflation is in products with inelastic demand like cooking oil and petroleum, and is supply side driven. Raising rates to try and temper cost pushed inflation risks causing stagflation, especially as wage growth is still low.


without_my_remorse

I disagree entirely. We will see if I’m right when the RBA raises rates this year.


thedarknight__

Inflation dictates they should raise rates, there's always the possibility of going down the Turkey path.


without_my_remorse

Yes exactly mate. Which will destroy asset prices anyway!


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without_my_remorse

They said they wouldn’t raise rates until 2024 too. They’ve been totally wrong.


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without_my_remorse

They have no choice now. The great Aussie housing crash has begun.


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without_my_remorse

Rates will rise 1% this year alone.


BobKurlan

I appreciate you even if the casual visitors here don't.


without_my_remorse

Thanks mate 🤝


pete-wisdom

What drugs are you on? Seriously this war is great for Australian property, no way RBA raises anytime soon. Now expecting 20%+ this yr.


without_my_remorse

RBA will raise rates this year I’m sorry to tell you mate. The great Australian property crash has begun. I expect values to fall 50%+ by the end of 2025.


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So imagine a world where they don’t raise rates because apparently the kings and queens running Australia want to secure their property investments (as if they couldn’t sell ages before they knew the knobs they were about to turn). What would hyper inflation look like in Australia?


quokkafury

They also said we wouldn't engage in any QE ... a few short months later...


without_my_remorse

Yep RBA have stuffed up massively.


Execution_Version

They’ll change their tune if inflation becomes pronounced in Australia. Central bankers have forgotten what it’s like to operate in a high inflation environment – they won’t enjoy the political spotlight that it’ll put them under.


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Rising energy prices increase inflation. Interested to see what the USA does. I bet Australia isn’t far behind, although yet to see inflation as high as it is in the USA.


UhUhWaitForTheCream

Houses only go up. It’s now fact.


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PutinYoMouth69

> Yep Property is a GUARANTEED return on investment. historically this is what people say a fairly short period before they get absolutely pimp slapped by the market


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PutinYoMouth69

who can tell, there are millions in this country who legitimately think like that.


TesticularVibrations

Someone on this subreddit was unironically saying house prices were guaranteed to go up 30% this year (can find the link but not bothered) and got hugely upvoted. Then you'll see swarms of property bulls bemoaning how this sub is "full of property bears". Circlejerk is strong. Strong indeed.


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Confirmation bias 101


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This is why self.managed super reigns supreme


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Only if you can justify the high costs of managing it yourself


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RoI justifies that cost quite easily


[deleted]

Well i just grabbed a house this week so here we go


auscrash

I gonna say for you to win, house prices need to go up a measurably significant amount in the next 2 months, lets say 5% increase for average house price in Australia between now and end of April With that goal in place, I will bet against you :)


winningace

They won't be raising rates this year. I guarantee it.


BobKurlan

You mean global uncertainty isn't a good time to be raising rates? Say it aint so!


winningace

You is smart!


NeonsTheory

If they don't there will just be another govt incentive, more QE and eased restrictions on debt


pete-wisdom

Thank you Mr Putin, now expecting massive gains on my 4 investment properties. No way the RBA rises interest rates anytime soon. Price of fuel will be crazy high.


Too_kewl_for_my_mule

Low quality shit post


pete-wisdom

Guarantee Australian property continues its climb.


Too_kewl_for_my_mule

Low quality shit post


Nickh898

I’ll bet against you. Uncertainty in the markets means that the cost of debt will go up (banks will be less willing to loan and loans they do make will be at higher rates). Borrowers will have less money and won’t be bidding as high they would have say 2-6 months ago. Ergo, prices will go plateau or decline a couple of %


R3zUr3kt3dFo3ta5

Every single news event will be used to price gouge until the people riot


withcertainty

What's your position, over what timeframe, and how would you measure it?


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usama041298

Whats the correlation between house prices and the war in Ukraine? Just curious


BobKurlan

Increase cost of energy, pushing up all costs. Increasing interest rates will further reduce supply and increase costs further. Interest rates will remain low to encourage further capital to be invested in supply creation.


xiaodaireddit

Please don’t make light of the situation. Ppl r dying. Please have respect for the people caught up in a war.


BobKurlan

How dare you make jokes at a time when I am scared!


MethLoved

People are always dying


gergasi

NIMBY, bro /s.


Minaras84

Can we close/lock this shit


xooxooxooxo

China will go for Taiwan first.


deltabay17

China will take you before they take Taiwan buddy


SirDerpingtonV

I’ll get the lube


iNstein

Fun fact, China invaded Vietnam in the 70s and got their asses handed to them. They are not an effective fighting force and no wonder with the level of corruption. Military positions being sold to the highest bidder. The payback is siphoning off money that is supposed to be for military hardware and supplies.


diggingbighole

I'll venture that there is a difference between 2020's China and 1970's China.


deltabay17

You might be sorely disappointed. Xi Jinping is returning China to the Mao days


diggingbighole

Why would that disappoint me? My argument is that they are a much more industrialised and competent nation now, and therefore much more dangerous; at a time when democracy is stumbling about. I'd much prefer 1970's China.


Linkarus

China will take Taiwan


neko_loliighoul

This is a really heartless thing to say. Like, that's your concern ?


pete-wisdom

If nukes start flying I’m expecting at least a 100%+ Increase.


toolatetopartyagain

This is Australiaaayaaa.


Winter-Lengthiness-1

I respectfully challenge you. Interest rate will go up and I believe the residential housing market will be flat and not go up. The invasion of Ukraine might accelerate the interest rate going up. What could really threaten house price is if China decide to invade Taiwan while Russia is invading Ukraine.


limeparty420

No way. The crisis is exactly what the US and Australia wants to push the blame away from their incompetent monetary policies that has created the massive inflation in the first place. The stones are now set in place to allow the Fed and RBA to point the finger at the crisis as a reason why inflation has ramped up even higher and install interest rates without the masses claiming the markets collapsed because of a policy mistake. We will see massive asset price bubbles pop and double digit interest rates to combat even higher inflation that is about to come.


MasterAngelX

And interest rates will remain the same or even lower.