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Man fuck them kids

🤨

Instruction: Unclear. Result: Now counting bars in a prison cell.

Exactly

I was legit about to say that

I'm Chris Hansen

Guy named Man

Did you know the constitution says you have rights?

I don't even have a pet, but I chose to kill 10 kids

Based af fr fr

Menace

Based as hell

Yeah fuck them I spared those fuckers from the bitch that is life

Yeah fr I’d be grateful if I finally could leave this shitty ass place without complications

W

I was gonna comment the exact same thing

Well, we're all in agreement here.

A worthy sacrifice

Joke's on you, I don't have a pet

Me, whose dog has already died: I don't have such weakness

Rip doggo (and also ten kids)

He was a good boi 🤧

What if I choose the second one, but I don't have a pet?

Then 10 random kid die

Then you'd be just like me.

Kids die every day.. My pets however don't

Can I click the kids one twice?

I don’t have a pet so of course then ten kids (My lawyer advices me to clarify that this is a joke)

I have more than 10 pets, it just makes more sense to kill 10 kids! But even if I didn’t have pets I would still choose 10 kids.

I don't have to actually. By not voting in your poll, I save 10 kids and my pet. The pixels on my phone have no power over me.

Oh my god, he's a genius!!!

I dont have a pet so ofcourse i choose to kill ten random kids

Well, all the kids were probably suicidal anyway…

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I didn’t make any threats at all

Not to yourself anyway... 😏

😏

Kids suck

I dont have a pet so the answer was obvious. 10 kids

Why the hell would I choose my pet dying? I would gladly kill 10 kids for just being annoying children

I dont even got a pet, so yeah I'd kill ten kids

Those 204 people better not have a pet

as someone without a pet, the choice is obvious. Murder ten kids.

Jokes on you I haven't owned any pet other than a bunch of fish which died.

what the hell is wrong with you people?

I know right!!! I can't believe 236 people chose their own pets? Absolute sickos!

Nothing.

I hate kids, we are overpopulated anyways.

I raise insects to feed to my lizards,so easy decision

The 10 kids?

I literally said I raise feeder insects,I feed them to the pets I care about

Jokes on you, I choose to not vote. You can't force me to make uncomfortable ethical decisions if I don't want to!

I already have the 10 kids covered 👍

What did you use to cover them? Dirt?

Concrete

Thanks for the tip, will try next time.

I think my dog would be mad at me if I didn't save the kids (even though fuck them kids)

Sry but animals are just animals those ten kids proply also have a pet

I hate children

I hate kids

I have no pets, so...

pet all day tf

Took me 3 seconds to process and vote guess what

I don't have a pet

My pets already died, soooo.... yeah...

I don't have a pet

What if I got a pet right now and chose both

My pet lol I don have one

Should’ve chosen the kids smh

I couldn't, I have like five nephews. Although if I didn't theeeenn...

Lmao i would even vote for ten known kids to die, if i get to choose who ☠️

ten random kids die somewhere everyday. no biggie/j

I'm sorry little ones (I chose the second option)

Id literally do anything to make my pet live longer idc bring on the murder

I don't have a pet, but I chose the right option anyway

My pets get on my nerves but I love them and maybe those kids were evil or the next hitler or something maybe it saved the world from another holocaust

Child obliteration.

My 14 old cat lady shall live. And i plan on getting Rats and a turtle in the future, i cant have them die either- theyre to here yet but still-

i dont even have a pet lol

Rest in peace, ten random kids. Gone but never forgotten.

Don't have a pet but, those kids probably deserve it.

I don't have a pet soooo-

lmao why is everyone in these comments so edgy

I hate children

Ten kids die every day. More than ten kids. My pets, specifically, have at least a few more years.

My mental stability is already fucked, killing ten people would also kill me. Same with killing my pet though so... idk..... Guess I'll die

Ten kids ofc

Id be doing them a favour this world sucks anyeays

It seams pretty clear

Normally, I'd choose my pets over almost everyone, but my dog is already old & needs to be put down soon anyways.

Too easy, I love my cats.

What the actual self-centered shit is going on???? If you love your pet so much why do you take away the joy of having not just a pet, but a LIFE from a kid. Yes you'll feel sad for quite a while, but there is no sadness more agonizing as from a parent who lost their child. I know I'm getting upset over nothing. But geez people.

2 of mine died a short bit ago does that mean i can kill twenty people to bring them back?

I hate kids anyway

well this one is easy since i dont have a pet, im killing them kids

Much rather kids die...

Which pet though? I have like 80 chickens…

Execute order 66

Fuck the kids my cats are more important

Sorry kiddos, but I like my dog more than I like you

Someone tell me this is a joke and y'all wouldn't actually kill 10 people to save your pet that's gonna die in under 10 years anyway 😭 (Yeah ik I'm gonna get downvoted lol)

As long as I'm one of the ten, yes

no one ever considers the possibility that *THEY* will be the chosen by the almighty red button! after all, its like a 1 in 7billiom chance.

Didn't think twice (funeral planners getting rich tonight)

I mean... see died a year ago... nah fuck it kids can go

Yeah this was a landslide decision. So let's see, currently this subreddit has voted 1.5k to kill 10 kids. Which means collectively we've so far killed 15'000.....

These comments are satire... right? Some of them seem a liiiiitle too serious but maybe that's the lack of tone tags for my little brain

The scenario in question is already satire, the answers can only be as serious as the question.

Population control mate, easy pick.

a pet would gladly die to spare a childs life they are gods true love.

I have 2 pets, does that mean I kill a bonus 10?

Fuck them kids

https://media.tenor.com/wPxSpuY4G74AAAAM/anakin-starwars.gif There's too many of them

160k kids dead already, lets go for 1,6m

I dont have a pet but i still chose the kids