So as soon as you land some random humanoid like ants or dogs will ride you, then collect 1 of each you lungs and kidney, then either they will execute you or enslave or if you're lucky or good at something, then they will leave your organs and brainwash you to their beliefs so you're now one of them.
Step one: go to pandora. Step two: keep opening random ass boxes until a gun comes out of it. Step 3: Screw around until I find either A: some random echo device on a dead guy or B: The crimson raiders (and therefore CL4P-TR4P) and obtain an echo device there. Step 4: become a vault hunter I guess and then obtain plot armor aka get put into the New U respawn systems.
I'm assuming your not a playable character. that's for a part of he main cast and we are definitely not a part of the main cast and will probably die in an explosion in the background of a borderlands intro
BL2 was literary gold. Amazing fleshed out characters, a fantastic villain, fantastic moments of tension, and a great pace. Until you get to control core angel. We go from a story witten by William Shakespeare to a story written by William shatner.
Both have a lot of psychopaths, but Rimworld has glitterworld drugs and archotech that doesn't immediately want to kill you. I'll risk some Sightstealers if it means I might find a persona monosword.
Or psychic powers or a robot buddy. Of course this is assuming you find a surgeon with decent medical skill and not just a random hobbyist who decide to slice open your brain for shits and giggles and accidentally paralyzed you or something instead of successfully installing the tech, lol
Pandora, because there are functional guns, everywhere even in animal shit. I can find a shield and Med-Hypos too so yeah Pandora, because once I find a Jakobs and some Maliwan gear, I too shall make Pandora not a place for no hero, or little man.
Pandora, for sure. Everyone is rocking abs, so there is very clearly plenty of viable food to eat (only a few gangs are even known for engaging in cannibalism, and that's due more to willful depravity than anything). The echonet seems readily accessible too, so it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what's edible and how to prepare it, and what structures make for decent shelters. After that it's time to get a sniper rifle, and slowly make my way around until I can create a better kill zone against the native lifeforms.
Rinworld is a game about committing as many crimes as you can on as many people as you can for as long as you can.
If you stay at a hotel it's mist likely either a cult or about to turn you into a slave.
Pandora since I love Doctor Zed (him not being in 3 was actually so sad, ik he's coming back next time but still, him and Marcus have funny voice lines), staying in the main city area would be fine, getting there is a whole other can of worms
Ok, so between hoping to be brainwashed then converted by random tribe of dogs instead of enslaved or executed, hoping that any of deer sized spiders come from i underground or ancient exterminator mechhive land on my face during this process. Or be somewhere where there's a psyscho's camp every 500 meters and some normal humans that could help me and provide shelter in exchange for joining their resistance. I think that higher chances of survival are on pandora especially with some syringes that just heal every kind of wound and are in price of cough medicine, also there are guns... everywhere so i can somehow protect myself. While in rimworld you would need to sell 4 high quality, desired and fully grown animals to get something that instantly heals you. I choose pandora.
Think about how easy you can find things that want to kill you in borderlands but instead of thing that want to kill you make that drug addicts, slaves and cults while having many more threats.
If u can find a safe place in rimworld it's better then Pandora but the worst situations are worse then Pandora
Pandora has Bullymongs, Spiderants, Vaarkids, Raaks, Threshers, and killer robots in addition to the Psychos and not even mentioning the legendary creatures and hyper corporations. There was one friendly settlement on the whole planet and it was constantly under attack and now sits in space. That entire planet is trying to kill you, it's a horrifying place with an art style and humour that distracts from the horrific bleakness of the lives of its inhabitants and given our Vault Hunters all have special powers/tech yet die every 5 minutes I'm taking my chances on the rim.
I’m p sure the new u stations aren’t canon just an immersive way to include respawns in gameplay. So in reality the vault hunters mostly just ass fuck everything in front of them first try until they are no longer the player characters
Pandora.
Idk why, but for some reason, the women there can be so damn pretty. And it's so random, too. You can literally walk to a small settlement and find a woman as pretty as Marilyn Monroe. Like fiona from tales from the borderlands shouldn't be that good-looking given her circumstances and environment, ykwim?
Pandora’s moon by a slight margin.
Maybe go out and take out Moxxie before they push that Handsome devil over the edge, then live a relatively drama free but boring corporate life up there or down on Pandora once it’s cleansed off BANDITS LIKE YOU!
Pandora.
Rim there is a 90% chance you will be kidnapped and have all your organs harvested so your body can be used as a vessel for cthulhu. And that's the best outcome
Pandora you will either survive long enough to make it somewhere safe or you will get shot or stabbed.
Pandora so i can go see Helios .\_.
And all the other cool planets we couldn't see enough of cuz we had to stay in a freaking swamp in BL3 (yeah i'm kinda salty about that one xd)
THE CHOICES ARE PRETZELING MY INNER LOBES....I CHOOSE THE POOP TRAIN! WHY? BECAUSE I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE PSYCHO EXPRESS! TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD! WE HAVE BEVERAGES IN THE DINING CAR! WITH NIPPLE SALADS AND MEAT BICYCLES!
Imma be honest I don't know shit about Rimworld outside of one guy I watch that does challenges like robot only but I know Pandora like the back of my hand and I'm the exact amount of psychotic to survive
I don't know what on the rim, but I do know what's on Pandora. So probably rim world
So as soon as you land some random humanoid like ants or dogs will ride you, then collect 1 of each you lungs and kidney, then either they will execute you or enslave or if you're lucky or good at something, then they will leave your organs and brainwash you to their beliefs so you're now one of them.
Well that sounds alot better than being turned into a meat bicycle, so sign me up!
But the meat bicycle belongs to the conductor of the poop train! #NIPPLE SALADS!!!
I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIB CAGE SLAUGHTER
Quite possibly my favorite line of his
Dammit! I just posted then scrolled to see I wasn't unique..... 🤡
Is it a sentient meat bicycle?
no hear me out,be a vault hunter.you will become op
Realistically all of us would die within minutes.
not if when you go to Pandora you meet cl4ptrap right away
Who would willing go meet cl4ptrap tho? (Me I would I love him and I feel like to many people hate on him)
Slag food instantly
Bros never been rimmed before lmaooo
:(
Probably Rimworld, as you are more likely to meet a friendly person than on Pandora where every other person is a Psycho
There are also some magical technologies, if you can unlock them
And on top of that, every single animal on Pandora is actively trying to kill you.
Even the non psychos are basically psychos
Step one: go to pandora. Step two: keep opening random ass boxes until a gun comes out of it. Step 3: Screw around until I find either A: some random echo device on a dead guy or B: The crimson raiders (and therefore CL4P-TR4P) and obtain an echo device there. Step 4: become a vault hunter I guess and then obtain plot armor aka get put into the New U respawn systems.
Until an unfortunate cutscene kills you because those break the new u systems
Well thats only in the next game
I'm assuming it's able to happen at anytime in the borderlands world
Not if your a playable character
I'm assuming your not a playable character. that's for a part of he main cast and we are definitely not a part of the main cast and will probably die in an explosion in the background of a borderlands intro
I'm the skag that gets hit by Marcus's bus in the OG
Lol
Borderlands enemies always repopulate so they clearly have access to the new u system.
Nah it's their children obviously
Well you could’ve been Marcus … I mean Moxxi as ex wife and doesn’t seemed to be in danger most games.
considering it wouldn't be a game everything would be one giant cutscene
BL2 was literary gold. Amazing fleshed out characters, a fantastic villain, fantastic moments of tension, and a great pace. Until you get to control core angel. We go from a story witten by William Shakespeare to a story written by William shatner.
Bl2 is so fucking fun until it rips your heart out. I started with Roland, then did Mordecai before 2 came out
Mordecai was my solo main, with roland my coop main....
Rip
Yup
Pandora could get up to more fun
Absolutely fair
I think Pandora is _marginally_ safer.
Depends on how many war crimes the player is willing to commit
not war crimes if the planet I commit them on doesn’t follow the Geneva Convention Accords.
Alright then, then lets just call them war oopsies :)
Both have a lot of psychopaths, but Rimworld has glitterworld drugs and archotech that doesn't immediately want to kill you. I'll risk some Sightstealers if it means I might find a persona monosword.
Or psychic powers or a robot buddy. Of course this is assuming you find a surgeon with decent medical skill and not just a random hobbyist who decide to slice open your brain for shits and giggles and accidentally paralyzed you or something instead of successfully installing the tech, lol
as someone who has not played rimworld this is a whole not of made up words lol
Pandora, because there are functional guns, everywhere even in animal shit. I can find a shield and Med-Hypos too so yeah Pandora, because once I find a Jakobs and some Maliwan gear, I too shall make Pandora not a place for no hero, or little man.
"Better man"*
Thank you its been years 😂😂 and Short Change Hero is buried in some ancient playlist imma end up revisiting in a week or so
Pandora for sure.
Pandora, for sure. Everyone is rocking abs, so there is very clearly plenty of viable food to eat (only a few gangs are even known for engaging in cannibalism, and that's due more to willful depravity than anything). The echonet seems readily accessible too, so it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what's edible and how to prepare it, and what structures make for decent shelters. After that it's time to get a sniper rifle, and slowly make my way around until I can create a better kill zone against the native lifeforms.
Never played rimworld but id choose pandora anyways since the people there can drop weapons after being beaten up
Rinworld is a game about committing as many crimes as you can on as many people as you can for as long as you can. If you stay at a hotel it's mist likely either a cult or about to turn you into a slave.
Pandora EMRACE THE INSANITY!!!!
Pandora since I love Doctor Zed (him not being in 3 was actually so sad, ik he's coming back next time but still, him and Marcus have funny voice lines), staying in the main city area would be fine, getting there is a whole other can of worms
That was an awesome DLC
Do you get rim jobs on the rim ?
Ah yes the real question, would 1 expect a rimjob on a rimworld, I mean it's probably mandatory.
If i can have an interfacer and grog than in pandora
Ok, so between hoping to be brainwashed then converted by random tribe of dogs instead of enslaved or executed, hoping that any of deer sized spiders come from i underground or ancient exterminator mechhive land on my face during this process. Or be somewhere where there's a psyscho's camp every 500 meters and some normal humans that could help me and provide shelter in exchange for joining their resistance. I think that higher chances of survival are on pandora especially with some syringes that just heal every kind of wound and are in price of cough medicine, also there are guns... everywhere so i can somehow protect myself. While in rimworld you would need to sell 4 high quality, desired and fully grown animals to get something that instantly heals you. I choose pandora.
Id go for a job on the rim!
Uhhh… I think you are pretty screwed regardless of which you pick….
Respawn stations aren’t canon and I’ve never played rim world so rim world
Think about how easy you can find things that want to kill you in borderlands but instead of thing that want to kill you make that drug addicts, slaves and cults while having many more threats. If u can find a safe place in rimworld it's better then Pandora but the worst situations are worse then Pandora
If there are more safe places than pandoras total of like 4 it sounds like a fair trade
Neither? Both sound equally deadly.
Pandora has Bullymongs, Spiderants, Vaarkids, Raaks, Threshers, and killer robots in addition to the Psychos and not even mentioning the legendary creatures and hyper corporations. There was one friendly settlement on the whole planet and it was constantly under attack and now sits in space. That entire planet is trying to kill you, it's a horrifying place with an art style and humour that distracts from the horrific bleakness of the lives of its inhabitants and given our Vault Hunters all have special powers/tech yet die every 5 minutes I'm taking my chances on the rim.
I’m p sure the new u stations aren’t canon just an immersive way to include respawns in gameplay. So in reality the vault hunters mostly just ass fuck everything in front of them first try until they are no longer the player characters
Pandora. Would be a nice, quick end.
I want to say Pandora, but I’ll probably jump off the first cliff I see and learn that there is indeed fall damage there.
Go to Pandora and goon to Moxxi until someone shoots me in the dick. Probably 5-10 minutes in.
Pandora. Idk why, but for some reason, the women there can be so damn pretty. And it's so random, too. You can literally walk to a small settlement and find a woman as pretty as Marilyn Monroe. Like fiona from tales from the borderlands shouldn't be that good-looking given her circumstances and environment, ykwim?
Don’t know what rim is but I know what pandora is and I would fucking die immediately so rim
i adore both of these games and i want to say rimworld is worse but it’s really not. pandora has the craziest pests and monsters and people!
Deffinitely pandora
Fuck pandora I'd rather have a chance on rim than be immediately decapitated on the borderlands
SKAG MEAT FOR BREAKFAST IT IS
Pandora’s moon by a slight margin. Maybe go out and take out Moxxie before they push that Handsome devil over the edge, then live a relatively drama free but boring corporate life up there or down on Pandora once it’s cleansed off BANDITS LIKE YOU!
Pandora easy
#STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND!
Pandora. Rim there is a 90% chance you will be kidnapped and have all your organs harvested so your body can be used as a vessel for cthulhu. And that's the best outcome Pandora you will either survive long enough to make it somewhere safe or you will get shot or stabbed.
"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back in time for breakfast"
Pandora, getting a gun there is stupid easy. Easier than America too
Given my mental health I don’t think I could stand to eat without a table. I’ll be a psycho on pandora.
Pandora so i can go see Helios .\_. And all the other cool planets we couldn't see enough of cuz we had to stay in a freaking swamp in BL3 (yeah i'm kinda salty about that one xd)
P4ndora, get 9999 golden keys, get the best weapon and be a warlord!
Pandora no questions asked i'll be damn if i go to rimworld and beside COOL GUNS and no i wouldn't be a raider i be a boring arse backround grunt
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!
PANDORA!
Pandora looks like fun
Pandora because I’ll fit right in plus so long as I don’t go picking fights with vault hunters I should be okay- *cue gunshots*
Pandora is such a cool place! Would love to go see the theater.
The lands between
Pandora looks like fun. No idea what rimworld is
Pandora because I have no idea what rimworld is and who knows maybe I can be a vault hunter...
THE CHOICES ARE PRETZELING MY INNER LOBES....I CHOOSE THE POOP TRAIN! WHY? BECAUSE I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE PSYCHO EXPRESS! TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD! WE HAVE BEVERAGES IN THE DINING CAR! WITH NIPPLE SALADS AND MEAT BICYCLES!
Imma be honest I don't know shit about Rimworld outside of one guy I watch that does challenges like robot only but I know Pandora like the back of my hand and I'm the exact amount of psychotic to survive
What is rimworld?
Nah Id CATCH A RIIIIIIDEEEEEE
Pandora has the digital clone system. So you're immortal
Pandora is basically fallout with hard chem heads. Give grab some good armor and be ready, you'll be just aight.
Knowing what’s on pandora I think I’ll take my chances on the Rim.