If that was something he was actually into, maybe it would be fun, but based on the screenshot, it looks like he was just asking for an excuse to get dirty.
an issue some people with Autism may have. But, unless the guy in question actually mentioned he has been diagnosed with that form of Autism, using it as an insult is actually offensive to those of US with Autism.
🤣🤣 Y'all make me laugh, cuz gardening can be fun!
..I also think he's trying to be sincere, & recognize he fk'd up..
However, I'm also coming at this from the pov that I want to rekindle my marriage, so..
I'd be willing to do w/e it took, to show the Ex-Wife I deeply care abbot her, if I had a 2nd chance at out marriage.. 🤷🏽♀️🤔
Yeah, no, I'm sure he, just like you, had plenty of chances and wherewithal to know that he was messing up.
Even his message, 'sorry, I was doing this with another girl, so thought it would work on you' is just a dig at OP.
The baseline for getting to know someone isn't sex. it's getting to know them... having things in common, etc.
Also, I hope she doesn't give you a second chance, but I do hope you've learned a lesson, done some reflection for the next person
“Ohhhh yeah, I take out my trowel and thrust it into the dirt, parting the soil that's now awaiting your seed. Open up your seed pouch, and fill it up, baby.“
Like that?
I release my pouch from my tired, dirty hands, spilling my seed into your hole, overflowing it. "I do not think this is how gardening is supposed to work, one seed is plenty", I whisper with a mischievous smirk on my face.
"But my version of gardening is much more fun, and much more messy", she whispers in reply, as a subtle smile spreads across her face. "Please tell me you've brought more? I have another for you to fill", she says as she again plunges her spade into the soft, damp earth.
>“Ohhhh yeah, I take out my trowel and thrust it into the dirt,
```
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
[...]
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
[...]
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
```
*softly laughs*
It's not as funny having to explain it, but..
I was quoting Buffalo Bill, from "Silence of the Lamb", cuz the role-playing thing above, gave me that kind of vibe.
(It was meant to be humorous sarcasm)
Sorry I tried to use you for my own sexual gratification and you didn’t acquiesce. How about I try to lure you into a conversation about gardening so that I can once again attempt to use you for my own sexual gratification?
Yuck. This person messaging OP is awful.
Previous post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble/comments/1d6g4y8/comment/l79d08t/?context=3
Apparently I hadn't unmatched him from bumble. The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch!
LOL, so, let me get this straight
He is 'negging' you by saying he was having a sexual chat with another girl (btw, he wasn't, there is no other girl). He's basically saying 'Yeah, I was having a sexual chat with this other girl, because she is a 'cool' girl and I didn't realize you weren't a 'cool' girl, so my fault for thinking that you were cool like her.'
I really like someone else's response where you role play gardening with him. Tell him you take the gardening sheers and clip some branches and then cut his balls off, pluck his eyeballs out and put his two balls in their place.
>and then cut his balls off, pluck his eyeballs out and put his two balls in their place.
Made me think of the scene on Beetlejuice, where the wife has her eyeballs on her tongue! 🤣🤣
(Yeah.. I know.. I'm old as ***. 🤣🤣)
This person as absolutely terrifying. He actually thinks that by admitting that he was also having a sexual chat with another woman would be attractive?? Such a turn off !
So because he was sexual with another girl that was the okey doke to be that way with you too,even though you WEREN'T sexual with him? 😒 stupidest excuse ever.
I think he was admitting he was in the mood and he was a little bit out of control as I know some people can't keep their behavior in check, especially if they have little experience with the opposite sex until they start chatting them up and fumbling. I think dude is having growing pains giving him the benefit of the doubt. I used to never even have real experience talking to women normally until I turned 18 which I had more exposure to them and I started being awkward, who knows he might also be desperate and autistic due to his over sharing. His reply looks autistic too me and I am autistic. There's social awkwardness and then there's weird. This looks more like bros fumbling and needs more time baking in the oven so to speak.
Why do ppl blame autism for plain jackassness? This isn't autism or he wouldn't have rescinded then COME BACK. Bro knows exactly what he's doing. He wanted what he wanted and didn't care where he got it. Also not autism. Yall need to stop blaming such things on idiots just not having the control and mature actions that ADULTS come with.
Wait, I have so many question but here are two. First, neither of you unmatched after that God awful exchange? What in the absolute fuck. Second, and I know this is odd, at what point did you talk about gardening? This was so weird and crazy.
```
How would you like to feel my black, fuzzy balls?
*Fondles the 8-balls hanging from his Caddy's mirror*
```
(You made me think of that scene from "Undercover Brother" 🤣🤣)
It’s obviously just to see what he’ll say that she can let us mock. And look at all the attention she’s getting off this thread lmao. I expect an update every time this man hits send 😆
I'm confused about several things...
1. Why are they still in your inbox? Probably calls for an unmatch if you weren't feeling it.
2. What are you hoping to get out of this? He said he is willing to change his behavior and correct his mistake.
3. Why put him on blast on reddit? It seems like you already know your answer to his question. Go back to step one. This looks equally as bad on you. You seem to have no goal here, and your efforts come off as a bit pointless. I can't tell if you're just trying to stroke your own ego and get kudos or something... you both seem a bit immature. Again, unmatch and move on.
I would bail on him if you are looking for a serious relationship. Him being so sexual in the chat or with others means his motives are not aligned given the topic is gardening. He seems to be looking for the first girl he can convince to smash. If someone gives him the greenlight he will ignore your messages unless you waive him over sooner.
When I see this kinda shit, I always wonder whether this dude would have said this to her in person, face-to-face?
This is a great example, along with similar thousands of others posted that point to: 1) the absolute absurdity of the premise of on-line dating; and 2) the complete absence of social skills for certain segments of the population (the real people with social skills, confidence and something real to offer are by and large finding dates in real life situations).
So it’s just another not so interesting messaging interaction from a hyper-sexual immature US male. Ho hum.
What was your purpose of posting this OP? You looking for advice on whether you should continue to interact with him?
```
🎶🎶
You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one needs you more than I need you
🎶🎶
```
*flushes, then sings "Joy To the World" style*
🎶🎶
[....]
What happened to the body, I flushed it down the potty.
Around & around it goes. Around & around it goes. Around, & around, the body blows* 🎶🎶
Yeah sure talking about gardening is so much fun, what a loser
You know when he says that … he’s just interested in your bush 🌳
Oh no
hahahahhaahha lol
If that was something he was actually into, maybe it would be fun, but based on the screenshot, it looks like he was just asking for an excuse to get dirty.
Gettin dirty in the garden with a hoe am i right
Nice wordplay!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
\*another\* excuse
I swear his whole conversation with her is a manifestation of his socio-sexual autism.
Wtf is that
We making shit up now
Haha I love this whole thread, thank you for the laughs. <3
The whole point of reddit!
an issue some people with Autism may have. But, unless the guy in question actually mentioned he has been diagnosed with that form of Autism, using it as an insult is actually offensive to those of US with Autism.
Wino womp
It would be so much better if u Learned about the terms you u use before you do. Being Uncultured is not funny
Swing and a miss for you. The irony is your comment helps prove my point. Good luck
As an audhd person I can assure you that The irony comes from the lack of your self awareness. But hey ableism is on vogue lately give it your all
it actually is, but weather or not he was being sincere, remains be seen.
🤣🤣 Y'all make me laugh, cuz gardening can be fun! ..I also think he's trying to be sincere, & recognize he fk'd up.. However, I'm also coming at this from the pov that I want to rekindle my marriage, so.. I'd be willing to do w/e it took, to show the Ex-Wife I deeply care abbot her, if I had a 2nd chance at out marriage.. 🤷🏽♀️🤔
Yeah, no, I'm sure he, just like you, had plenty of chances and wherewithal to know that he was messing up. Even his message, 'sorry, I was doing this with another girl, so thought it would work on you' is just a dig at OP. The baseline for getting to know someone isn't sex. it's getting to know them... having things in common, etc. Also, I hope she doesn't give you a second chance, but I do hope you've learned a lesson, done some reflection for the next person
How to farm groin hair 🤣
Roleplay gardening with him.
“Ohhhh yeah, I take out my trowel and thrust it into the dirt, parting the soil that's now awaiting your seed. Open up your seed pouch, and fill it up, baby.“ Like that?
Go on....
I release my pouch from my tired, dirty hands, spilling my seed into your hole, overflowing it. "I do not think this is how gardening is supposed to work, one seed is plenty", I whisper with a mischievous smirk on my face. "But my version of gardening is much more fun, and much more messy", she whispers in reply, as a subtle smile spreads across her face. "Please tell me you've brought more? I have another for you to fill", she says as she again plunges her spade into the soft, damp earth.
I'm 10 days late but this is awesome, kudos.
>“Ohhhh yeah, I take out my trowel and thrust it into the dirt, ``` It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. [...] It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! [...] Now it places the lotion in the basket. ```
what
*softly laughs* It's not as funny having to explain it, but.. I was quoting Buffalo Bill, from "Silence of the Lamb", cuz the role-playing thing above, gave me that kind of vibe. (It was meant to be humorous sarcasm)
My bad, I'm not cultured enough to have got the reference
Tis ok. We all have areas of Strengths & Weaknesses, & there's a lot of things Odk either. ❤️🌹
Ughh. His other date didn’t work out. Next !
Ok i dont get that so if my first date on a dating app didnt workout i cant date anyone else anymore? Talkin in generel not this case here
Obviously that is not what I meant. This is a discussion about the case here and how he handled it.
If thats the case you right. I thought that opinion was also ur generel opinion on dating apps.
Lmao if the other date DID workout? Women sure do love a man in a relationship and hate a single man.
Sorry I tried to use you for my own sexual gratification and you didn’t acquiesce. How about I try to lure you into a conversation about gardening so that I can once again attempt to use you for my own sexual gratification? Yuck. This person messaging OP is awful.
Some ppl really be doing this tho
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Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble/comments/1d6g4y8/comment/l79d08t/?context=3 Apparently I hadn't unmatched him from bumble. The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch!
"The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch!" That's such a great line, I'm gonna remember that.
There actually a meme with that...
Makes me think of *Epic Movie* & its "White Bitch" as the Ice Queen! 🤣🤣
that’s somehow worse
LOL, so, let me get this straight He is 'negging' you by saying he was having a sexual chat with another girl (btw, he wasn't, there is no other girl). He's basically saying 'Yeah, I was having a sexual chat with this other girl, because she is a 'cool' girl and I didn't realize you weren't a 'cool' girl, so my fault for thinking that you were cool like her.' I really like someone else's response where you role play gardening with him. Tell him you take the gardening sheers and clip some branches and then cut his balls off, pluck his eyeballs out and put his two balls in their place.
>and then cut his balls off, pluck his eyeballs out and put his two balls in their place. Made me think of the scene on Beetlejuice, where the wife has her eyeballs on her tongue! 🤣🤣 (Yeah.. I know.. I'm old as ***. 🤣🤣)
Lucky for you I'm old too (I'm 42), I know of what you speak : )
What the fuck is this weirdness what the fuck.
Tell me about it
Gross. Why would anyone even entertain this.
Buddy trying to recover his own fumble 💀
gardening? sounds like he wants to plow something alright haha :)
Hoe behaviour
Block him already
Some people aren’t into hookups, hellooooooooooo. Some people just want simple decent straightforward communication, that is all!
 Ewwww
That Jew got a long beard gross
This person as absolutely terrifying. He actually thinks that by admitting that he was also having a sexual chat with another woman would be attractive?? Such a turn off !
If that ain't a red flag, idk what is...
*Watches the Jolly Roger sail by* Looks like crossbones to me!
Truth
😊💖🫠
So because he was sexual with another girl that was the okey doke to be that way with you too,even though you WEREN'T sexual with him? 😒 stupidest excuse ever.
I think he was admitting he was in the mood and he was a little bit out of control as I know some people can't keep their behavior in check, especially if they have little experience with the opposite sex until they start chatting them up and fumbling. I think dude is having growing pains giving him the benefit of the doubt. I used to never even have real experience talking to women normally until I turned 18 which I had more exposure to them and I started being awkward, who knows he might also be desperate and autistic due to his over sharing. His reply looks autistic too me and I am autistic. There's social awkwardness and then there's weird. This looks more like bros fumbling and needs more time baking in the oven so to speak.
Why do ppl blame autism for plain jackassness? This isn't autism or he wouldn't have rescinded then COME BACK. Bro knows exactly what he's doing. He wanted what he wanted and didn't care where he got it. Also not autism. Yall need to stop blaming such things on idiots just not having the control and mature actions that ADULTS come with.
Helllll noooo! Block
Seems that he watched queen charlotte 😂https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKXFYsB/
So why haven’t you unmatched already
Wait, I have so many question but here are two. First, neither of you unmatched after that God awful exchange? What in the absolute fuck. Second, and I know this is odd, at what point did you talk about gardening? This was so weird and crazy.
These fuckin people lol
I wanna trim your hedges and wack your weeds baby
``` How would you like to feel my black, fuzzy balls? *Fondles the 8-balls hanging from his Caddy's mirror* ``` (You made me think of that scene from "Undercover Brother" 🤣🤣)
This is wild
"Buffalo Bill" wild, or, "The Thornberrys" wild?
Gardening...? He's definitely trying to do some digging and plant a seed or 2
Ewww no… Just no 🤢
Throw the whole man away 
How long until he uses "bush" as an innuendo??
Depends on his own bush. 😉
What a garden hoe😄 ewwww brotha ewwwww meme comes to mind 😂
And here I am, just waiting with clean intentions for the right swipe😕😞😞 no place for pure emotions
So you hadn’t already unmatched… interesting!
It’s obviously just to see what he’ll say that she can let us mock. And look at all the attention she’s getting off this thread lmao. I expect an update every time this man hits send 😆
Total nonsensical case
If you’ve got to chatting, it’s your fault for swiping on these kinda folks. Doesn’t his profile raise any red flags already?
I'm guessing "no", if they spent previous time talking abbot gardening.. (Then again, Ted Bundy seemed *normal* on the outside.. 😉)
Lmao
No filter
The guy is weird but i think its more weird that you didn’t unmatch him unless you really want to give a second chance.
What the fuck? People can be messed up.
Loool wtf 😂 😭
Now why would he tell you that ? 💀💀💀👋🏽
I'm confused about several things... 1. Why are they still in your inbox? Probably calls for an unmatch if you weren't feeling it. 2. What are you hoping to get out of this? He said he is willing to change his behavior and correct his mistake. 3. Why put him on blast on reddit? It seems like you already know your answer to his question. Go back to step one. This looks equally as bad on you. You seem to have no goal here, and your efforts come off as a bit pointless. I can't tell if you're just trying to stroke your own ego and get kudos or something... you both seem a bit immature. Again, unmatch and move on.
I would bail on him if you are looking for a serious relationship. Him being so sexual in the chat or with others means his motives are not aligned given the topic is gardening. He seems to be looking for the first girl he can convince to smash. If someone gives him the greenlight he will ignore your messages unless you waive him over sooner.
This guy is excellent at gaslighting
Are you messaging a 12 year old?
Sounds like he wants to handle a hoe and sow some seeds. What a tool!
Ok
A conversation takes 2 people. They both are probably soft brained.
You both seem soft brained and under developed mentally tbh. Him for saying it and you for posting it and for initially talking to him.
How did he turn gardening into sexual talk lolsss
When I see this kinda shit, I always wonder whether this dude would have said this to her in person, face-to-face? This is a great example, along with similar thousands of others posted that point to: 1) the absolute absurdity of the premise of on-line dating; and 2) the complete absence of social skills for certain segments of the population (the real people with social skills, confidence and something real to offer are by and large finding dates in real life situations). So it’s just another not so interesting messaging interaction from a hyper-sexual immature US male. Ho hum. What was your purpose of posting this OP? You looking for advice on whether you should continue to interact with him?
Because it's funny, hence the flair. I told him to go fuck himself.
“Funny” and “flair”??? 🙄😱. Ok .. I don’t get it, but I understand your purpose. Thanks
When you make a post you can add a flair to categorize it, in the blue green bubble below the post title.
Thanks for the education!!!!
Ho hum. And this thread exists so this woman can get attention. FYI those hyper sexual US males are usually raised by single mothers.
Dude you’re the inspiration for the “average redditor” by the slappable jerk
``` 🎶🎶 You're the meaning in my life You're the inspiration You bring feeling to my life You're the inspiration Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin' No one needs you more than I need you 🎶🎶 ```
Are you dumb
Guessing you are a #2 🤣
Sure buddy
*flushes, then sings "Joy To the World" style* 🎶🎶 [....] What happened to the body, I flushed it down the potty. Around & around it goes. Around & around it goes. Around, & around, the body blows* 🎶🎶