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karlrasmussenMD

HEY 37 ISNT OLD


Wide_Front3980

According to my husband, 31 is. It's me. I'm 31


[deleted]

Haha you’re very young unless your husband is a baby in his twenties.


Wide_Front3980

Hahaha. we're 2~ years apart. He'll be 30 later this year. We make jokes about me being older than him frequently.


[deleted]

lol yah my wife and I do the same. I’m 35 and she’s 31. I’m the old guy though 😭


Nickleeham

[Dennis!!!!](https://youtu.be/t2c-X8HiBng?si=5Uuy1Qgx6bEnqAdj)


dutch466

30's are awesome, the older generation talks to you like you're a helpless child and the younger generation talks to you like you should be in a retirement community.


GriegVeneficus

Seriously tho. He's talking about Boomers. We all are...they pissing off everyone because Trump said it's the coolest. Well, mission accomplished. We're pissed. Well done I guess.


Redfour5

I don't know if you noticed, but TRump is the boomiest of boomers. Greedy, self serving, narcissistic, throwing people under the bus, urging people to engage in insurrection. I don't get your "selective" bias.


mykunjola

"Boomers" are just those born between the late 1940s and early 1960s. It's just a generational tag. If someone's old and obnoxious, it's just because they're obnoxious, not because they're a Boomer.


ckevin1968

Thank you.


RockLadyNY

Agreed - obnoxious people are in every generation too. This recent ageism trend - regardless of direction - is frightening. Seems like people are okay with putting what they don’t like in a box, and then bashing the box. That’s exactly why history gets repeated. But what do I know…I’m just one voice on Reddit.


ALD3RIC

You guys will really find a way to make anything about Trump


randommcrandomsome

Hey I resemble this remark!


Bizzmillah

Age is subjective


Vast-Opportunity3152

I don’t get it lol. Is 37 supposed to be old? Is the heep owner saying that they are old


xool420

Nah he’s saying that he doesn’t like old people, his age is completely irrelevant


Peach_Proof

He will soon enough hate himself.


xool420

He’ll just turn into an old person that hates young people


hooliganvet

When you're old, the young will hate you too. It's a cycle.


Herbie1122

Pretty much at death's door


Abraxas_1408

Since when is 37 old, you fucking fetus?


thedootabides

Lmao I also took this very personally


Abraxas_1408

(Insert old man yells at cloud meme here. I’m too old and lazy to fetch the link.)


Disrespectful_Cup

[Gotcha fam](https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf)


mechapoitier

OP’s post is based on something my 5 year old would say. Edit: I love how you can literally watch the upvotes tick downward as younger people finally wake up and read the stuff adults wrote hours ago.


BuddahSack

Yeah I'm only 34 and I'm looking around confused haha


RecreationalPorpoise

I think OP means it’s immature behavior for a 37 year old


Abraxas_1408

Oh I’m not yelling at OP, I’m yelling at the guy with the bumper sticker which I realize now is absolutely absurd, pointless, old people behavior.


Peach_Proof

Feedus fetus


Abraxas_1408

Yeetus the fetus


Peach_Proof

Fetus on the breath


Abraxas_1408

Fetus eater no meat is sweeter


soaking-wet-tomcat

For your average man, it's the middle age, as men live to 73-74 on average.


Abraxas_1408

Yeah being in my 40s I’m familiar with that. Middle age isn’t old though.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Yeah, he hates boomers.


TRILLKOSBY

Username


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Checks


Dr_Middlefinger

Out


ready-to-rumball

Teamwork 😎


colinsfordtoolbumb

Fair


classless_classic

I understand.


[deleted]

I hate boomers, especially when they talk about how hard they worked growing up compared to us now. Like back then you just walked in and got the job. Now it’s way harder to land jobs, they don’t understand our struggle 😂


mykunjola

Every generation thinks they've got it the hardest.


RangerMatt76

37 seems very young after you’ve been looking at it in the rear view mirror for a while.


GadreelsSword

Who hurt you bro?


patwm11

A 37 year old


Stallone_Jones

Old people. And let’s be real they fuckin suck


[deleted]

People getting mad about age in either direction is always hilarious to me. We were all born once, and we're all going to die eventually. You have absolutely zero say in when you start your life, and time progresses uniformly for all of us - at least from our perspective. No one can age any faster or slower, and no one is doing any of this on purpose. How many years someone has been here simply *can't* be a character flaw, but that doesn't stop us from demonizing it like one. Time takes us all. If you're hating on the elderly now you're just hating on yourself.


Remote-Factor8455

Literally this. There are assholes in every generation. I was 5, 12, 16, 17, 18 and am now 21 and soon to be 22. I will be 37, 50, hell possibly 80 or 90 eventually. Everyone shits on oh this persons old or oh this new generation this or this generation that and it’s the dumbest, most fucking annoying thing ever. We all exist and existed at a certain age at some point in time, why do we fucking care?


BuddahSack

As a 34 year old I agree with the majority of what you said. The only caveat I have is that not everyone reaches old age... so those that do (I'm talking 60+) could try being a little nicer cause damn you have seen all this shit and you chose to be a cunt lol Also not be that guy, but 37 is not guaranteed...


yeswab

Your comment is absolutely great. (Your username is a little worrisome, though ☺️)


Barbados_slim12

I think it's about their driving capabilities. You're right, we all age at the same time and have no control over it - but poor eyesight, forgetfulness, slow reaction time, arthritis and general hesitancy strongly corelate with old age. Or if he's thinking about it deeper - "Old people" lived life on easy mode. The nuclear family was the standard, one salary could easily support a family and buy a house because they had gold/silver backed money, finding a job or starting your own business was exponentially easier, and life in general was more carefree. Now those same people call the younger generations lazy because we aren't progressing as easily. Part of me gets it because they have to be thinking "Just do what I did, it clearly worked". But to have that thought process, you have to be willfully out of touch.


SassySquid0

thirty seven is not old and this is coming from a teenager


tkh0812

He’s 23 according to his post history.


SassySquid0

I’m saying I’m the teenager sorry should of added a comma


AnalCuntShart

37 is not old you mfer


Redditisgarbage666

37 is old? Hop on your little hoverboard and ride the fuck on outta here...


Appropriate_Job_7175

37 is half of 74, that's half of old


Addakisson

So, middle aged?


Appropriate_Job_7175

Which is not old


Addakisson

Absolutely!


Hound6869

Sometimes, we hate what we fear. Just saying... Growing old is no fun, but it still seems better than the only alternative I know of.


mykunjola

It's more fun than working. 😆


Dystopian_Future_

Show us where Grandpa touched you


ephemeralspecifics

37 isn't... Wait... Am I old?


Superb-Obligation858

“I’m 37 I’m not old!” “Well I can’t just call you ‘man’!” “You could say ‘Dennis’.”


middleageslut

I didn't know your name was Dennis.


OneSexySquigga

Someone works retail


Dr_Testikles

I hate my future self too.


SnortlePortal

Lmao OP has to be like 12 if 37 makes this ironic. What a literal baby hahaha


interkin3tic

The older I get, the more disgusted I am by older generations, and I'm not young. When I was, I assumed they knew better. I don't assume that anymore and a lot of them seem to get more hateful every year.


Addakisson

I think that people have **always** been hateful. The Internet (and maturing) just makes you more aware of it.


interkin3tic

I think there has always been hate. But ut boomers, as they've retired and sunk further into fox news and q anon, have definitely gotten more hateful. Trump also showed a lot of them that they could very effectively hurt people with politics. A lot of them hated their black or LGBTQ neighbors, but the idea that they could pretend both were destroying "America" and you could pass laws to increase their misery went right over a lot of their heads.


Addakisson

Biden is getting stronger with the seniors than he was in 2016. tRump on the other hand, is gaining with younger men.


interkin3tic

Yeah, but boomers still are likely to vote for Trump at a higher rate than any other generation besides silent. Room for change is worth considering.


Addakisson

If so many young males vote for trump **now**, how will they vote in the future? It's scary. A change is imperative! I need a yard sign; ##BOOMERS FOR A CHANGE!! Or ##BOOMERS FOR A YOUNGER ALTERNATIVE!!


interkin3tic

Maga voters are generally white men with no college education. Boomers were / are about half college educated whereas closer to 30% of millennials are. 75% of boomers are white vs closer to 60% of millennials are.  Evangelicals are also much more likely to vote maga, and there are much more evangelical boomers than millennials. Republicanism will have to mutate anyway to appeal to newer generations, and it seems loath to do that, sorta the whole point of conservatism is to pretend anything new is bad and you're doing things the traditional way. Republicans will turn to Joe Rogan and libertarian types to stay alive. Maga specifically might be increasing in millennials, but the trend has limits. It'll maybe go from 40% to 42%, it won't likely rise higher than genX or boomers at 45 and 46%. The danger with millennials this time is that they don't bother voting for Biden because he's old and they ignored the things he's done to make their lives better.


Addakisson

True enough! Anti boomerism is strong in some millennials and younger, I can see why even though Biden has done a lot more for people than trump but you can't convince maga. The libertarians at the convention the other day didn't seem to care for trump, gotta give them that I find that most maga people I've met are terrified of changes that don't necessarily keep them at the top of the pyramid. Specifically but not limited to, straight, non college educated white christian males. They see non white, non christian, LGBTQ people, people different from them being successful, and it terrifies them. That's where trump using LBJ's old quote about racism comes into play.


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Your mom and dad hate you back


PanickedShears

This is just every retail/fast food worker after a long day at work. We don’t actually mean that we hate all old people, but man… if I were to pick an age group that is the most likely to be unnecessarily mean to service workers, it would be people over the age of 65.


Addakisson

People who are young, punch up. People who are old, punch down. I'm not sure that the generations have **ever** seen things the same way.


PanickedShears

That’s true


SpotPoker52

He’s been fired 3 times so he dislikes anyone over 50 (his former employers).


[deleted]

Bro 37 isn’t old….wtf


MorbiusTx956

Who's gonna tell this person what happens every year...,😂


fukyourkarma

37 isn't old. Just wait til you get there.


Big_Scratch8793

He will soon hate himself perhaps he already does.


gaberax

His opinion on the matter will change in time.


Foolofatook2000

I am with this guy. GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU ANCIENT HAG


SamaAltman

After having these old ass politicians, I am ageist as well. Fucking Trump, Biden, Pelosi, McConnell....etc.


FritoPendejo1

Anything sub 70 would be great. Tired of grandpas trying to make the rules when they can’t even use a cell phone. Sadly, I think this country will get better when a certain age demographic falls off.


starlit_sorrow

i kinda want this sticker lol. I don't hate all old people, just the ones who choose to drive.


elias_99999

37 isn't old, sad you think that. That being said, this person is clearly an asshole.


TodayNo6531

37 is old to Redditors I imagine, but this is likely more a nod to the fact that all of us in our 30’s, 40’s, and 50’s continue to not have a seat at the table to guide our future because boomers never die nor retire.


ihatetheplaceilive

Old man! I'm 37, i'm not old. Well i can't just call you man Well, you could call me Dennis I didn't know you were called Dennis Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?


YanMKay

Everyone is old to someone…😂..


bwanabass

He will be old some day. Will he become a self-loathing old person?


Johnny-Virgil

The alternative is to die young. Maybe his plan is to take control of his destiny and drive into a tree?


mykunjola

Why punish a tree when a cliff will do?


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Hey old people hate you back


Jumpy_Commission8479

Bad relationship with Dad most likely.


Redfour5

Be patient all of you. We will die soon and leave you all our money and houses... But God only knows what you will do with it. Oh, and there is that chance that the world will not survive long enough for this to all occur... A chance I would have said was remote 10 years ago, now feel like it is imminent. And November will tell the tale. You too can be part of the NEW unified Reich. Think about the opportunities and the role model you will have. Mango haired hair coloring will be the next new thing. Invest now...


chittIincupcake

I need to know where this person got this for personal reasons


Old-Revolution-9650

I'll be 60 next month. I must be ancient.


rabbitashes

Thank you [Monty Python ](https://youtu.be/hyZaUwG50zI?si=bgDej6j_Nsoi-Kd0)


oregonboy1974

This is also the guy that keeps on saying I don't wanna be that guy.


BobbyWizzard

well it is on a Jeep so…


Medical_Egg8208

Wonder if he embraces rap music lol


Gamethesystem2

lol 37 is old? Is op like 15?


raildudes

If 37 is old, OP is 12.


FahQPutin

#🧐🧐🧐 37, really bro...


jimmysledge

Old People hate you too


mikew1949

Just wait until folks start hating you.


madscot63

Assholism doesn't recognize age.


thedude0343

Apparently. I’m old since I’m 2/5 ‘s through my life. 🤣 OP


Main-Algae-1064

Thinking 37 is old is kind of ageist…


Remote-Factor8455

From someone who’s 21 turning 22 soon, 37 is old?? Always viewed that as middle aged.


ParkingEcho4347

People who own jeeps suck and suck at driving!


Krauszt

Is 37 supposed to be old? Mind you, you have to be a complete asshole to have a bumper sticker like that, but 37 being old is foolishness


SweetFuckingCakes

What kind of dumbass thinks 37 is old? I mean; you, apparently.


matt_chowder

Just wait till he gets that age


Limp-Ad2729

He hates himself


DrRockBoognish

[Don’t trust anyone over 30!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Weinberg)


CaptianBrasiliano

What does a 37 year old drive like anyway? I see guys in their 40's in those pick up trucks driving like pissed off hormonal little teenager's multiple times a day.


JustScratchinMaBallz

The rear end of those trucks are so ugly


Icy-Needleworker-492

We’ll see how he feels when he gets to 70 -if that happens.


Floss_tycoon

I, for one, hope he never gets old.


Velocoraptor369

Add a new sticker that reads and we hate you too!


Lets_Bust_Together

You good OP? 37/65, almost the same?


UglyMullet1

For me, it’s that older people are just as flawed and selfish as younger people. They’re supposed to have a lifetime of wisdom to apply, but the ones I know exhibit thinking errors like they’re 17 again. They don’t care about the world because it isn’t their time anymore. The generation preceding us had it easy, and they can’t admit it. Stay off the road during rush hour and out of politics.


millerjpm3

I'm 37, I'm not old. You're just too young. Get off my lawn!


iamthefluffyyeti

Gen Alpha moment


Ok-Attempt2842

That's okay. The people over 35-40 don't really like young people so the feeling is mutual.


vdubdank30

“Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?”


ready-to-rumball

Wait you’re saying 37 is old? 😭


NutshellOfChaos

I guess this guy has sealed his fate


customchaos31

37 is far from old. It's grown.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Mom and Dad should have been paid back for that stupid Jeep. He can keep the sticker.


cat_daddy17

Wait til he finds out hes gonna be old one day


motherofGANJA420

Looks like he’s upset with the USA gov representation…… most of our congress looks like they are knocking on deaths door 😭😅


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


No_Permission6405

Send this picture to his parents and grandparents. Let them fix their lousy parenting.


Aggravating-Gold-224

May he never live long enough to be one.


AncientWonder7895

I would like to see what this guy would say at 63 when his dick doesn't work


Moessus

It's relative, 37 is very old for a car. However it is not old for a star.


FoxyRobot7

Little does he know, he’s slowly becoming one of them


3MTA3-Please

Probably gets rejected a lot by the cougars at Chili’s happy hour when he’s out cruising in this bad boy


TheFruitOfTheLoom

I hope he dies before he gets old...


ApeStronkOKLA

This was the [Boomer](https://medium.com/@MKaines/baby-boomers-critics-of-millennials-once-said-ignore-anyone-over-30-9b2f694b8dec) sentiment approx. 50 years ago


No-Bench-3582

You’re aging right now so good luck on that.


vanisleone

His parents must be proud


thetoastypickle

I liked it until I saw it was on a gladiator 🤢


spaceneenja

Cringe af


WatercressSad6395

Who wants to tell him....


evilgreenman

What is wrong with people.


Whydyoublock

50 is old


Why_No_Hugs

37 isn’t old… it’s okay OP, you’ll understand when you get older.


bigguspitus

Did a fermented egg write this post? When I think of old I think of 50s onward. That’s just me though, thought this my whole life.


kereso83

Even when I was 20, 37 was not old. Old is when you collect Social Security checks.


Bellow_98

people who legitimately tote this are referring to boomers not late millennials


RunF4Cover

Wow, what a complete asshole. I hope he/ she doesn't make it to old age... you know, so they don't hate themselves.


Ok-Tomatillo-7141

At what age does he start hating himself?


DyslexicFartSmeller

He hates himself slightly more each day


HighlanderTCBO1

Boomer here, give him some time. :)


HornyHomeDepotGuy

Average lifespan is 78 years. 37 isn not even the half way point. Just stfu before we draft you and the lesser aged into a population control "war".


D1sp4tcht

37 was old when I was 15.


Resident_Ad_9342

I hate NASCAR so I guess I’m racist.


Fullcrum505

“That’s just how the world works.” Is the best way to determine if you’re an old fuck.


Key-Sprinkles-3543

I did too until I became one. Now I hate kids. Funny how that works.


261120s

I’m not saying 37 is old. What I was actually implying is this is a childish bumper sticker for someone who is 37. Also he’s my neighbor, and he’s a trump supporter.


MinimumApricot365

Apparently you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Old woman!" "Man!" "Man, sorry. Do you know who lives in that castle?" "I'm thirty-seven!" "What?" "I'm thirty-seven, I'm not old!"


Jefela

So don't fuck old people


Comfortable_Bird_340

but what'll happen when he's old?


Auntie_L

Damn whippersnapper…


HumboltFog

As a 54 year old, agree!


Roodefromage

I would bet folding money that this person will age into a self fulfilling prophecy becoming everything he hates about “ old people” and worse.


Reddit_is_garbage666

"Yes I"m Ageist. I hate fucking old people."


[deleted]

Is he destined to hate himself at some point?


PreviousCartoonist93

I approve


Safe_Seaworthiness35

Then fuck someone young 🤷🏾‍♂️


Dear-End4851

Eh Maybe he’ll die soon so he doesn’t have to get older


buhnawdsanduhs

I’m laughing so hard at those who think 37 is old and a long way off. It’s tomorrow suckers!


Invisiblerobot13

I want the sticker for when I turn 80


evilzombiefan

Jeep Drivers always showing their IQ, well at least we know they are an idiot by what they drive.


Palletofbulkmelk

I Don’t hate them but get the Fuck off the road between 7-8am , 12-1pm and 5-6pm, So we can keep paying for this shit to keep moving in the absolute disaster its headed. Nothing like entering Gods lobby on the road or a restaurant on our miserable lunch half hour. Obviously not possible but I can still dream.


Karate-Schnitzel

Don’t worry we hate him too


Emergency-Shock-2861

That dude sux


After_Fix_2191

I can't wait until the assholes in this comment section get older and see just how stupid they sound.


BoatMan01

OP is just salty bc they're too young to drive.


FSM_TX

#Forty Is The New Four!


[deleted]

Found my new bumper sticker.


Apart_Shelter_5722

As long as he's not the oldest person in the world it checks out.


DammySumSum

Who you callin old, whippersnapper?


cruz52d

Do people not age past 37?


RunningPirate

Interesting take.


Competitive_Pin_2548

I'm 55, looks like a pillow biter mobile to me.


Prior-Sky3940

Oh really? Did you know one little pebble under a tires valve stem cap flattens a tire very slowley?