Looool I'd immediately be friends with someone if I overheard that. I saw an ad for his and hers adult car beds the other day and I was so sad that there were no references in the comments
"yeah, but it's a fuckin sweet car" lol. I'm gonna have to Google these adult car beds, cause that's fucking hilarious.
Edit: also, my girlfriend's mom didn't think it was as funny as you do.
Edit 2: omfg these car beds have "neons" too! π
You're just jealous that he's been chatting online with babes all day.
He's also training to be a cage fighter.
Yeah, right.. He has the worst reflexes in the world!
YESSS!
So...he identifies as mail? Are his pronouns us/ps?
This is gold!
Kip?
Bruh I need this sticker for my skis
Yeah I'm normally anti-stickers on my board but this is hilarious
Oh I completely coat mine in stickers. Helps prevent theft.
I was picturing Uncle Rico
You can clearly see itβs not a retro orange van
I pictured a dork I know that thinks he's Neo.
Lol like from the matrix? Because if so, you should look up clips of JP from grandma's boy.
Lol yup! I know, I love that movie way more than the matrix movies! "You'd like techno if you had robot ears"
Adios turd nugget π€
I used to have "I can't believe you came on my mom" as my text notification.
Looool I'd immediately be friends with someone if I overheard that. I saw an ad for his and hers adult car beds the other day and I was so sad that there were no references in the comments
"yeah, but it's a fuckin sweet car" lol. I'm gonna have to Google these adult car beds, cause that's fucking hilarious. Edit: also, my girlfriend's mom didn't think it was as funny as you do. Edit 2: omfg these car beds have "neons" too! π
Oh no ππ yeah I can see that not going well
It didn't. Lol but we're not together anymore so π€·πΌββοΈ
I did in fact imagine the driver to look exactly like you told me to. π
kinda sick tho Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Fuckin hilarious
Ski bum?
That a Toyota? Fella sending it all the way to 55
Itβs a Prius, 0-60 eventually
*Imagined*