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kosmos6502795

He made speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales.


Isurvivedthe80s

He wasn't just quick, he was sudden.


ChochMcKenzie

He could turn off the light switch and be in bed before it was dark.


lowelltrich

That was Cool Papa Bell


atari2600forever

That's correct! I love seeing Cool Papa Bell references! I actually have an autographed ball with his signature on it.


jsmph89

Little known fact, he had a clapper light


spacejamb

He was fast. He was really, really fast. I mean, he was so fast, he made fast people look not fast.


JimtheEsquire

This is true.


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Educational_Pay1567

Narcissism. You suffer from your ego being that big, or small hands not sure.


BigTimeButNotReally

Faster than the Cardinals are flushing this season down the toilet.


KeithGribblesheimer

This season was down the toilet in February.


pappyvanwinkle1111

I don't know his times, but he took 13 steps from first to third. His biography is titled 13 Steps to Glory.


Educational_Pay1567

With the new rules of baseball, he can write a 12 step program.


ShanksOStabs

He was so fast the Freeze would need a head start to beat him.


MrZBoneMan

He was fast fast...not just fast. He was my favorite ball player when I was young. I remember watching him close when he got on 1st base. He was rarely thrown out when attempting to steal. Think about this stat - 14 seasons of 30 or more stolen bases! Edit added - In 1974 he pulled off 118 steals; he was 35 years old. And that season was his 10th in a row with a minimum of 50 steals. Nobody does this anymore.


DarkWing2007

Let’s just say fans were regularly saying “He’s gone the plaid!”


steveNstchuck

Would you say that faster than ludicrous speed?


MrLuxuryYacht

Okay, if knowledge is the key then just show me the lock Got the scrawny legs but I move just like[ Lou Brock](https://youtu.be/1QWEPdgS3As?si=MqWTLsleRUCpQt-e&t=157) With speed I'm agile plus I'm worth your while One hundred percent intelligent black child


stlmatt

Like, fast.


clsmn13

Fast enough


Lifeisagreatteacher

Faster than fast Eddie’s?


scrubbydutch

He could fart 💨 and leave before he smelled it!


Educational_Pay1567

I do that everyday.


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

He never had to run on Yadi, just saying /mostly s


Tailor_Excellent

He ran in a strange line, unlike Vince Coleman.


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Educational_Pay1567

Could be worse as a Cardinals fan. I could be an Athletics fan.