It’s only missing the parental advisory label to warn about the album‘s experimental use of background noise; schoolboys swearing and mucking about with a lighter and a can of deodorant.
“Don't ask me silly questions
I won't play silly games
I'm just a simple choo choo train
And I'll always be the same.
I only want to race along
Beneath the bright blue sky
And be a happy choo choo train
Until the day I die.”
I think this is a bot unfortunately :(
The actual comment is this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/13sap0y/northern_train_having_an_existential_crisis/jlpnkvz/ :)
Where this train terminates... *pause* ... passengers are reminded to take all personal items and belongings with them when leaving the train.
Its not even a short pause.
I wasnt talking about this picture and neither were you... also this is more than likely intentional, the trainFX systems have some weird codes that whoever programmed it thought would be funny to include. I cant think of a single message these screens display that says 'i dont know' which is why i assume this is intentional.
A couple of examples of these troll codes, which tbh not many people know exist, there is one that plays deafening elevator-style music that you cant turn off unless you trip the PA at the circuit breaker. There was also a code which would play the thomas the tank engine theme song but has since been removed as it was being used too often, hilarious.
Source: I am a conductor for northern rail and actually left leeds about 15 mins ago ironically
_Runaway Train, never goin' back..._
_Wrong way down a one-way track..._
_Seems like I should be get-ting-some-where..._
_Somehow, I'm neither here nor there, yeah..._
*Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital.
This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators.
Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.*
Douglas Adams, THHGTTG
Several times a day, it feels like it's in a completely bewildering darkness, like it's going through a long, dark, unforgiving tunnel, engulfing, overpowering its very soul.
.....where i'm going,
But I sure know where I've been.
Hanging on the promises of the songs of yesterday,
And I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time.
There's a sketch by Brennan Lee Mulligan who literally personifies this! A train going trhough the exerstential crisis off suddenly gaining consciousness, and does it perfectly. I highly recommend watching it.
Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UFEryWwYE
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
This train making all local stops to Canarsie...
Every stop. Each stop. Again and again...
Can I go to a stop beyond what has been planned for me? Or will the door always be closing on what could be? Stand clear... Of myself?
Nobody may leave until I understand the fulness of what I have become!"
Looks like an indie album cover
Should have been the album art for Arctic Monkeys if they ever made their song One Point Perspective into a single.
Bear with me man, I lost my train of thought...
I ain't quite where I think I am
r/fakealbumcovers
“Money - The Drums” stars playing
It’s only missing the parental advisory label to warn about the album‘s experimental use of background noise; schoolboys swearing and mucking about with a lighter and a can of deodorant.
Lost his train of thought
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
lisa needs braces
Wait whose Lisa again
Dental Plan
Flintstones chewable morphine
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Happy cake day!
Happy Bobo cake day! 🍰
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Happy cake day!
How does "Lisa needs braces" have more upvotes than "dental plan."
Because that's how Reddit works. And voting in general.
Seems his life has gone off the rails
“Don't ask me silly questions I won't play silly games I'm just a simple choo choo train And I'll always be the same. I only want to race along Beneath the bright blue sky And be a happy choo choo train Until the day I die.”
I choo-choo-choose you
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. Aaaaaand.....now!
*aauugh* 💔
Let's bee friends
#🐝
Bear with it man, it's lost its train of thought... ***aimless gazing***
Derailed
r/angryupvote
Nah. Just gone off the rails.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
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Haha this was on the Skipton to Leeds line (it thinks though it isn’t quite sure)
I think this is a bot unfortunately :( The actual comment is this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/13sap0y/northern_train_having_an_existential_crisis/jlpnkvz/ :)
Yes mate. Hit report next time and we’ll ban them
Appreciate the honesty
Poor train...he helps people but who helps him?
me
Me neither, train
train is just like me fr fr
None of us do.
They sometimes say “the next station is Leeds where this train terminates passengers!” 😂😂😂
I've heard of some away days where they certainly try to.
Where this train terminates... *pause* ... passengers are reminded to take all personal items and belongings with them when leaving the train. Its not even a short pause.
This is on the screen… clearly an error but funny as
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/keceyy/we_are_now_approaching_leeds_where_this_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Me and the missus just burst out laughing ohh christ thank-you for that 😂
It is an absolute crime that post only ever got 12 upvotes xd
XD
Yeah not a fault just badly laid out, it goes on to say what i said. Has since been fixed
I wasnt talking about this picture and neither were you... also this is more than likely intentional, the trainFX systems have some weird codes that whoever programmed it thought would be funny to include. I cant think of a single message these screens display that says 'i dont know' which is why i assume this is intentional. A couple of examples of these troll codes, which tbh not many people know exist, there is one that plays deafening elevator-style music that you cant turn off unless you trip the PA at the circuit breaker. There was also a code which would play the thomas the tank engine theme song but has since been removed as it was being used too often, hilarious. Source: I am a conductor for northern rail and actually left leeds about 15 mins ago ironically
Why the hell we downvoting this guy?!
I was a bit confused myself haha, was just explaining something i thought people may be interested in.
Bro I haven’t taken a train to leeds in 3 years yet I heard the announcement in my head while I was reading your comment 😂😂
Hahaha
This will cause confusion and delay.
It’s not a very useful engine
r/ThomasTheTankEngine
Thanks for linking to that. A sub I needed but didn’t know existed.
My boy Lemon’s in that sub 💯%
I changed my whatsapp quote to this a month ago. Like fuck, man. Sometimes you don't know. I vibe with this train.
4 more syllables and that'd be a haiku
5 more and it wouldn't
Mind's gone off the rails
One of the stations I was at this morning had a board that just said no ramp access??????????? With exactly that many question marks
I’ve never identified so much with a train
Of course it is the Northern train having the crisis,just surprised that other trains aren’t having their own crisis
That's not a Northern train, if it were Northern it would be: 'ah dunno'
Ah dunoor Eadin down't track mert
_Runaway Train, never goin' back..._ _Wrong way down a one-way track..._ _Seems like I should be get-ting-some-where..._ _Somehow, I'm neither here nor there, yeah..._
Wrong way down a one way street
That's what will happen if its mental state isn't given the medical attention it deserves.
🥇
Sounds about right lmao
I generally have an existential crisis when I am on a British train, good to know the train feels the same.
I’ve been on this class of train hundreds of times and I’ve never seen this message before, wow! Poor guy :(
Are they playing *Blizzard of Ozz* over the PA?
That would make it a Crazy Train, wouldn't it?
Yes it would!
This is my spirit train
#Same, Train. Same.
tbh same
That kind of honesty is refreshing
Give him a hug. That should help him get back on track
Ah finally it's going the same place I am
I remember them combining messages to say "we're sorry, the next station is keighley"
Fair apology though!
I occasionally see CrossCountry trains at Nottingham with the destination of 'Cardiff Central Sorry'
*Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital. This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators. Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.* Douglas Adams, THHGTTG
Elevators have their ups and downs.
Ever seen one say testing? I have on multiple occasions
"idk (where are we going)"
Several times a day, it feels like it's in a completely bewildering darkness, like it's going through a long, dark, unforgiving tunnel, engulfing, overpowering its very soul.
That or Ozzy is running the train.
It's close to home
How i feel on a daily basis.
Me
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows.
They always ask "where is the train?" "Never how is the train?"
It was asked if it didn’t know. Useless bloody trains.
Maybe it’s confused because it’s on time, not delayed and not cancelled.
Did it ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright?
I thought it was a rail strike but turns out the trains were just taking time for their mental health
I can tell by the interior the train is a Class 333; I think this one realised its BR TOPS Classification number is half of 666
Where we goin again?
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Would've worked if they still used Pacers
Oooomg 💀 Never related to a train this much 😂
“Sir, the sign isn’t even in English. It’s a diagram.” “Oh. I don’t know.”
Bitch I'm a train.... Or maybe... I dunno
Where am I? What am I? Where do I want to go and why do I want to get there late or not at all.
I think its GPS has failed 😂
.....where i'm going, But I sure know where I've been. Hanging on the promises of the songs of yesterday, And I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.
This is so funny
This is so good
I don’t know therefore I’m not.
Teehee
Which Northern Train?
They're spotting you through the camera, mate, shoot it down!
Train of answers, tell me your secrets
🤣🤣
Same.
Standard
I don’t know why but this in particular tickled me a goodun’
I’ve never been able to relate to trains as I much as I can now… I don’t know either sir.
r/fakealbumcovers
imagine this was your first time getting a train and it said this😭
Everyone asks where is the train and not how is the train :(
Finally something I can relate with
https://youtube.com/shorts/k1UFEryWwYE?feature=share
ever get that feeling you're on the wrong train?
Same, northern rail, same.
Really IDK
...Forky?
I sympathise with the train just wanting to say "I don't know" whilst at work. It's how I spend most of my days
I was in Edinburgh Waverley station recently and spotted a train that has 'chillin' displayed....made me smile
Nietzsche would be turning in his grave
Thats just what they display when the next stop is Derry or Londonderry to avoid choosing a side.
r/bitchimatrain
Need to put the Starks in charge, they’d not put up with a forgetful train.
Mood
Probably surprised staff actually turned up for a days work.
r/albumcovers
CHaGPT integrated
There's a sketch by Brennan Lee Mulligan who literally personifies this! A train going trhough the exerstential crisis off suddenly gaining consciousness, and does it perfectly. I highly recommend watching it. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UFEryWwYE
Can’t you just hear Stephen Moore or Allen Rickman?
The mystery train
Can relate
Most of us can actually relate to that. This is actually sad to see.
Used to be pretty common when there were midland trains
(I am him)
The train has lost the plot
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How I feel when I’m on northern 😂
“they took the northern train going *anywhere*”
I don’t know- fall out boy good song
This is me on every train wondering where my stop is. I wouldn’t stop laughing if that showed up on my journey
Guard asked the driver what she wanted for dinner
Me too train, me too.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GKUDDA1I8K0
I empathise with this train.
It's doing it's best okay!
No mas the tank engine.
Awww, bless
The economy even has the trains fucked up 💀💀💀
The setup and complete economy system had completely **** **** all these things.
Same.
We all have been into the same kind of position every time and every day.
Same
All I can hear is Abe from Abe odyssey
Traimentia
The train is not training anymore. That's the only thing which I could say.
Look it up on your phone.
“What do you want for tea?”
Don’t worry Train, neither do we.
He took the midnight train going....
Same
That’s reassuring lol
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please. This train making all local stops to Canarsie... Every stop. Each stop. Again and again... Can I go to a stop beyond what has been planned for me? Or will the door always be closing on what could be? Stand clear... Of myself? Nobody may leave until I understand the fulness of what I have become!"
The question being ‘will this fucker ever get to leeds?’
Bloody train, having a crisis at work. Smh
The train seems to have derailed it's train of thought.
Hello. My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. *Okay, what’s your first name Mr Burns?* I don’t know
Yeh this is the Train Man's train now.
True
Lol
Average train here.
I really hope no one else was stuck today like I was. What a mess.
Me too train