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“I am Catrovsky Kalashnikova, international arms dealer & man of mystery. I specialize in procuring only the finest AKat-47s for everyone on your Catmas list. Always a purrfect gift.”
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The tracksuit 😂
No Eastern European can be a crime boss (or stylish af) without one!
He sells Catlashnikovs
Ha!
Kitty gopnik
Just realized that I wrote his name wrong LMAO. It’s Catimir, not Cartimir.
Actually if you read it in a Russian accent it works
I think I saw him on an fbi most wanted poster.
Khajit has high power scope if you have coin.
Cartimir is good friend of mine we drink vodka and watch baby fights ever Friday
He demands vodka flavored milk
Cartimir, pleаse, give weapons for Ukraine.
Catimir before the start of the Great Catriotic War.
/r/slavcats
Most wanted cat alive
I need that jacket
The Russian adidas jacket is just the cherry on top!
Is he Meowkrainian?
Mewkrainian, yes.
Thug life - meowsa!!!
"They say that I am the cat of war, but perhaps it is you." "believe it's "warcat"" "Thank you, but I prefer it my way."
Kajit has wares if you have coin, bro
"Meow? Alcoves?"
Were is bottle of Smirnoff? Deep fake. You all wanna do my boy dirty.
Kitty is innocent but his owner has some David Koresh tendencies which are concerning.
"come closer babushka. You can give me more than just coin"
Bad Kitty!
r/Americafuckyeah
This is clearly Russia.
No he's just Russian mob
[This book might be of value to you…](https://a.co/d/i5eJysm)
Your not fooling me, that's a cat.
“I am Catrovsky Kalashnikova, international arms dealer & man of mystery. I specialize in procuring only the finest AKat-47s for everyone on your Catmas list. Always a purrfect gift.”
excellent detail even down to the adidas track suit