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Authentichef

I am for these Tim Cain shitposts


Statience

Cainposting is everything I live for. I love this man


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

I wanna romance the intelligent deathclaw


MonsieurOs

Looks like we got a Monster Fucker, boys! You know what we do to Monster Fuckers ‘round these parts?


saywh0

“All monster fuckers will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.”


Z-Byte

Bold of you to assume someone who claps cheeks with a deathclaw has anything to fear from humans. Those hips and glutes are probably so well trained they could create a sonic boom with a roundhouse kick.


BullsOnParadeFloats

Last time they did the slut drop, it accidentally set off the nuke in the center of Megaton


PomegranateOld2408

My hips would be dust


Z-Byte

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


soldierpallaton

We send them to the Deathcla-wait. Wait no.


HeadlessMarvin

Refer them to loverslab?


HordeDruid

You're a sick fuck who likes a quick fuck?


bigtonybruiser

Still cant believe they put that in lmao


Bregneste

That doesn’t sound like “romance” to me.


Lyreca_

Goris my beloved


LKWASHERE_

Didnt Walton say in some interview that he wpuld sleep with one?


Brakina1860

But there were intelligent Deatchclaws in FO2. You could even have one as companion. Or do i just don't get the meme?


Xilcon13

Tim Cain was very vocal about disliking some of the zanier aspects of FO2 and quite clear that talking deathclaws were never coming back. However; Tim isn't writing Fallout anymore now is he... #bringbacktalkingdeathclaws


SirSirVI

Fuck you, Chris Avellone, Fallout Shelter is the only canon game


PrincessofAldia

Fallout shelter actually is really fun


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

It also has silly lore in the group missions which rocks


SocialistArkansan

Its fun until you have to wait a week to raise special stats on the next generation of dwellers


celestier

My friend is a monster and is creating cursed ships on shelter. He made Lucy and Cooper from the show have a baby 😭


PrincessofAldia

Oh no


Vastlymoist666

The Chinese version has a story mode to it which is cool which I'm jealous about.


thirdeye-visualizer

I lost my progress one time and never went back


leedler

Vault 947 and its 100 inhabitants can produce Nuka Cola in peace now


SocialistArkansan

I find it funny that end game vault is basically a nuclear powered nuka cola factory


leedler

something something always has been or something


Brakina1860

They were so cool.


WinIll755

Hot deathclaw gf when


potato-king38

Back in tactics


WinIll755

https://i.redd.it/41wjwlbqtkxc1.gif


Toon_Lucario

You can’t be serious right?


potato-king38

I want to be you right now. In the midwest there are mammalian death claws that have a seemingly eusocial society as they have a queen death claw. That can speak english. That joins you. The brotherhood of steel. It’s absolutely bonkers


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

See, this is why Jesus gon be pissed when he gets back.


AFriendoftheDrow

Ghoul Jesus, you mean?


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghoul, yessir.


ET_Gamer_

Dude if Goris showed up in season 2 I’d be so delighted.


Griz688

Also bring forth the talking raccoons from the concepts of early fallout


Ryno4ever16

I thought the talking deathclaws were a really cool idea.


Prestigious_Block_52

goris just goris I don’t want them retconning just to have them like with super mutants in boston because that hecking sucked


SirSirVI

Worth noting that Tim Cain left pretty early into the development of 2


[deleted]

Fallout fans wouldn’t be Fallout fans if they didn’t quote every jaded ex-developer like their opinions are the infallible words of God for working on an earlier game


dumpster-rat

I agree, but Tim isn't just some "jaded ex-developer". Without Tim Cain, Fallout 1 would never have been made. It was HIS project, HIS baby. And he's honestly the least jaded of ex-developers and has lots of great things to say about the current state of Fallout.


SirSirVI

It's part of the contract


Falsequivalence

I'm a tradcath fallout fan, Tim Cain is the only source of canon I need. All you bethesda protestants stay malding.


PrincessofAldia

Wait seriously


Brakina1860

Yes. If you didn't play FO2 but want to i won't explain. If you want to know i can.


PrincessofAldia

Go ahead and explain I don’t mind


Brakina1860

The Enclave made them intelligent and used them along with their powerarmordudes to get the Vaultdwellers of Vault 13 (the Vault where you start FO1) out of there so they can bring them to their oilrig. The deathclaws stayed in the vault and also let wastelanders have refuge. When you enter the fault you can do quest for them or even kill them in a mssion in think. What i didn't do because they were chill. And you can take one of them as companion with you. When you return later they are dead because the enclave killed them. You can also meet one in an Enclave base. Hard to read that gibberish i guess so i recommend the Fallout Storyteller from Shoddycast on youtube. A lot of infos about the lore


Snafuthecrow

There’s a way to save the vault 13 deathclaws but due to a bug you cant


Brakina1860

Are these bugs fixed in the steamversion? I remember another bug where i couldn't bring the "abducted" boy back from the undergroundfarm and they got attacked.


Snafuthecrow

No clue. But there is an unofficial patch that fixes it. Just like the bug with iguana Bob where you couldn’t get the canon enfing


Brakina1860

I'll check it out


Endermaster56

I'm gonna be playing fo2 soon, where is this talking deathclaw companion found?"


Brakina1860

In vault 13. You get there with the mainstory


Endermaster56

And I absolutely should not be going straight there right? I already almost got gangbanged by radscorpions 4 times just trying to get down to junktown


Brakina1860

No you shouldn't go there straight


No-Big8038

Also be sure to get Marcus and what ever you do don’t get the guy you meet in Reno ( I forgot his name) or the dog you can meet in a random encounter


Endermaster56

No idea who Marcus is or where reno is yet. I know next to nothing about the game beyond the ending and a few key plot points


Brakina1860

Explore the game if you check everything out you won't miss anything. Have fun. I envy you


Sondergame

He famously hated a lot of the zanier stuff in 2. He also wasn’t a part of the full game. He left half way through.


Medical_Sea_2598

Even in fallout 4 when you give one back it's egg it shows a level of intelligence right


Decoy-Jackal

Brother that was stupid


Brakina1860

Because i didn't know who that is?


Decoy-Jackal

No, I'm saying talking Deathclaws were stupid


PrincessofAldia

I mean we have intelligent super mutants what’s wrong with intelligent deathclaws


npcinyourbagoholding

Why not talking Brahmin too?


PrincessofAldia

Because that’s ridiculous


Brakina1860

Do you know what's ridicolous?


PrincessofAldia

What?


Brakina1860

A Brahmin with one head


HordeDruid

Well to be fair there are talking Brahmin, but all they say is "Moo" and "I Say"


Brakina1860

Wasn't there a herd of talking brahmin in FO1?


DickGuyJeeves

Anyone who hates on my guy gorris is getting that 10mm gyat


Brakina1860

I don't know. I kinda liked them in FO2.


Decoy-Jackal

I just didn't like the tonal whiplash FO2 had. It wasn't nearly as grim as the first but I feel they leaned way too hard in the opposite direction


Brakina1860

I know exactly what you mean. I was 10 or something when i played them and a little wuss tbh. Meeting the master was pure horror. Maybe that's why i enjoyed 2 more i think


No-Bowl3290

I don't care if Cain and Avellone hate them I want to see them again. Goris my beloved


Ill_Worry7895

Goris was cool. Make him the last of his kind, like a Deathclaw Doctor Who.


Snafuthecrow

There is a non zero chance that the deathclaw skeletons seen on the strip are actually intelligent and died fighting side by side with securitrons against tunnelers


confusednarwhal1

wdym seen on the strip? I thought the only pic of the strip we had from the show was `Lucy's dad looking at the new Vegas skyline`


Snafuthecrow

During the credits there’s a fly through of a wreck strip


confusednarwhal1

oh shit thanks I'll check it out


Doctor-Nagel

As a Mid-West BoS fanboy, I weep.


ProxyURL

Tactics fans unite!


Doctor-Nagel

Give me a Human-Mutant Utopia or give me death!


FanOfWolves96

Where are my breedable Deathclaws?


UnhandMeException

I miss Goris


Anime-Fr3Ak365

Goris and Xarn are canonically alive still. Yeah it was weird, but it shows that FEV is capable to doing a lot of things. Whether it’s humans into super mutants/ghouls or turning already mutated Deathclaws into intelligent creatures. Would be a good tie in to show that the Enclave isn’t all that good, how they almost full geoncided a sentient species capable of complex thought just because. Hoping Goris and Xarn are somehwere in new vegas. Having gone out into the wasteland in an attempt to start their own packs. Goris to look for more things to learn.


Verehren

"The enclave isn't all that good" Sir they tried omnicide twice


Anime-Fr3Ak365

I meant for the show. Like yes. We as people who have played the game know they are horrendous. In the show we just see basic stuff. Would be. Way of opening it up into the show of like. Hey. Lucy. brotherhood is kinda nuts (more so now with what’s going on with Maximus and the leader). NCR just got dog walked by the brotherhood, and the Enclave is ABSOLUTELY INSANE with their mindset and reasoning. All forms of the old government are no help no matter what the say. And vault tec is vault tec.


Porkenfries

Fucking Homeward Bound had less talking animals than FO2. I love 2 as much as the next guy but sheeeeeeit.


Splash_Woman

So yeah, let’s make talking dealthclaws come back. We even have deathclaws that have their camoflouge back


FlamingCroatan

LET THEM SPEAK


Objective-Insect-839

Upbote because you used pov correctly. And because I see to see it.


Hey38Special

What we really need is the talking tribe of intelligent raccoons that were supposed to be in Fallout 1. Give me a Rocket Raccoon style Fallout companion lol.


Large_Tune3029

https://youtu.be/lW6LpPD73S0?si=6TZJifFgBCwfOktk


GiantSeaMonster84

Let's take a moment to appreciate the time that went into making this meme. As we all know Tim's default face is smiling. So, someone had to comb through god knows how many hours of video to come to this one millisecond of him not smiling.


Emergency_Public_191

https://preview.redd.it/nngsgubsyoxc1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e31be5e8301f66173c65ec6d81aceebcbab6186


AttakZak

I’d personally like having more talking animals in Fallout, especially if they either lean into being wacky and giving them a very articulated voice or giving them a voice that sounds like they are struggling to speak in mutated pain.


Takenmyusernamewas

I thought Tim was left handed? Like the long running joke of left hand bias in the games? They even use left hand scanners at the whitespring and voter terminals, I thought that's where it came from


bepiswepis

I want deathclaws to barely have screen time, and when they do show up it’s like the Rogue One Darth Vader scene. I want a dark corridor with one low power flashlight and the thick scent of blood covering the camera. I want it to be bad. Then the next episode Lucy gets an AM rifle and all the sudden the deathclaws become very not-scary.


PromiseToHeron

We should have at least one talking death claw, a remnant of what was. I remember seeing some artwork or maybe a mod for NV that designed a pretty cool hooded deathclaw. That would be the perfect design imo


hachitheshark

I do and im tired of pretending they arnt cool as fuck


Rickermon

Here me out intelligent deathclaws would be perfect horror monsters imagine early game or early show hearing cries for help in some ruin you find some survivor with a broken leg you fix him up with med check then off he goes then later on a different ruin you hear calls for help only to get jumped by several deathclaws (alien isolation style) id fucking piss myself


Prestigious_Block_52

i mean the only one left is goris and he slaps


BlizzardWolfPK

Can I have 1? As a treat?


willisbetter

imo intelligent deathclaws are fucking stupid, i never want to see them in fallout again