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Traditional-Aerie616

Wear whatever you want as long as it’s deodorant


djsassan

I thought it was against the spirit of Comfest?


Traditional-Aerie616

I’m not even sure what comfest is tbh but I know fest and that’s enough to know what needs to be done


DragonsClaw2334

All natural vegan deodorant. It only works as long as you stay indoors with the AC on.


sorrymizzjackson

Ok, but I bought this really amazing hippie deodorant from little seed farm and it’s amazing. Otherwise I agree with you. I’ve tried most of them because regular deodorant irritates my skin.


AZtea4me

So… patchouli oil?


Sojum

That’s odorant


TamerLion

100% Nasty shit.


Electronic_System839

No deodorant is the signature smell of comfest lol.


insomnia990

They're dirty hippies, they don't even use soap.


TonyDungyHatesOP

On this weekend, we’re all dirty hippies. Embrace it.


daskapitalyo

All I can promise is that I'll keep my judgments and shaming to myself.


Acceptablepops

Facts 😂


BJamis

Suns out, buns out


ApfelFarFromTree

Ok, but I will shame people who bring dogs


ThatMizK

Why are people so bound & determined to bring their dogs to festivals? They are not having a good time, just stop 


ApfelFarFromTree

It’s so sad to see them so nervous and hotttt, I know they’d rather be sleeping at home.


dapperfop

BUT MY DOG LOVES IT BUT MY DOG IS CONTROLLED BUT MY DOG IS CUTE BUT MY DOG JUST NEEDS TO GET TO KNOW YOU


oupablo

I mean, there probably are some that would. My old dog loved going anywhere there was someone that would give him attention. Most dogs are not like that. They get super anxious when there are lots of new people and loud noises. But also, I would never take a dog somewhere like a fest because I wouldn't want to have to deal with the overhead.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Yeah. That should be reserved for prom.


mizkayte

I’d be worried about the heat.


mia_sara

(1) They want attention and possibly a date. (2) They think this is what it means to “socialize” a dog.


Religion_Of_Speed

Because they don't love their animal, they love *having* their animal.


DragonsClaw2334

I have a friend who's girlfriends friend likes to bring her aggressive tiny dog to any get together. It tries to bite anyone that reaches down to pet it. He excuse is that they say it's a dog friendly house. But if your dog isn't friendly then leave it at home.


Betaseal

Don’t shame my dog for wanting to get a contact high, bro


treco1

For some of us, that park is our dog park and where we take our dogs all year. Please keep that in mind.


Elwoodpdowd87

So, you're, like, torturing your dog in protest? Maybe consider writing a letter and going to a different dog park.


judiciousdrinker

Literally… I am dumbfounded by the above comment


dogsonbubnutt

> For some of us, that park is our dog park and where we take our dogs all year then don't do that for a couple days? wtf is this comment


ApfelFarFromTree

Keep what in mind? It changes none of my sentiments. Dogs don’t belong at festivals. Leave them at home to sleep in peace.


sonnybernard

Maybe go somewhere else for the weekend?


twerpy47

Please walk to river bank and think of your dog’s wellbeing first instead of being a stubborn curmudgeon. Just let the kids have fun boomer.


Dubbinchris

Off leash I’m sure.


Omnom_Omnath

Goooddale is not a dog park.


hustlerestbrook

Posts like these are never actually friendly. It’s more like pre-stirring the pot. If you don’t care, don’t care.


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buckX

The entitled misunderstanding of rights puts it right on the mark, given that you cannot, in fact, wear whatever you want in public, but you're 100% allowed to judge.


Religion_Of_Speed

Exactly, you're allowed to judge and you're allowed to call judgmental people assholes. That's the beauty of America, we can't officially control the things people think or say. There can absolutely be consequences to actions. And we're all judged all the time by everyone anyway. Plus telling assholes to not do whatever they're doing is a surefire way of guaranteeing they continue on. Just ignore it and move on, I thought words weren't supposed to hurt us because if they do we've given them the power or whatever. It also goes both ways, I happen to look like a cop despite being everything but. I feel the eyes on me when I'm hanging around these types of people (not using that in a negative way), I see people avoiding me, I hear them tense up when come around. They judge just as much as they are judged because *that's how humans fucking operate.* Those who lean outwardly "hippie" or whatever term we want to use are usually a lot more combative at first until they realize I'm not a gaping asshole. It's genuinely a struggle sometimes.


Scoompii

How many people go to ComFest these days? I have not been in over a decade and there were….a lot of fucking people then.


reeve11

more


Scoompii

That sounds about right lol


anothertownie

Yea it got too big for the little park it's in. When it was relatively small it was wayyy more fun


juicemagic

I know it's a love or hate thing, and I was full annoyed/hate ten years ago. Then someone convinced me to volunteer and I've been full love since. My experience is it's definitely a lot of people, but a bit less much as 10+ years ago. I think the fest has found better ways to entice the crowd to different corners of the park instead of one corner at once. That really helps with the crowded feelings. If you're on the fence, I really suggest checking it out earlier in the day rather than later. I also suggest stopping by the info tent and asking how you can help. I know this sub has some big comfest love and some big comfest hate... but as a hater turned, it really was making the choice about volunteering and feeling like I earned a place in the community that made the difference for me.


unclepg

Can one just show up outta nowhere and volunteer? Or do I have to contact someone through proper channels to be put on a list and meet someplace specific at a certain time?


juicemagic

Looks like you got your question answered, but I just want to say thank you so much for asking! I hope you have a wonderful comfest, and thank you for being a part of what makes our community so freaking great.


AngelaMotorman

You can walk right up to the Information Station just inside the park near the Russell Street gate. [Here's an overview of all the different sorts of tasks you can volunteer for.](https://www.comfest.com/committees/volunteer-central-information/volunteer-now-2/) [And here's a link to the Program Guide, which includes a map of the festival grounds.](https://indd.adobe.com/view/16fbe601-331f-4ec8-a606-6acc6099588c)


unclepg

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Scoompii

Ah yeah I have definitely enjoyed events from the volunteer side much more for some reason. I am not able to go this year but have been curious about going again. I will definitely look into the volunteer options when I’m able to go. Thanks for the reply!


juicemagic

Well, I definitely hope you get to give it a try next year! I think volunteer schedules come out in early April if you stay tuned into the Comfest website and socials. Feel free to shoot a DM any time of the year if you've got questions about getting involved.


AngelaMotorman

> ... but as a hater turned, it really was making the choice about volunteering and feeling like I earned a place in the community that made the difference for me. I think I love you. Your comment is so exactly what we're always aiming for, and so well said! Next step, for you and anyone else who feels this way: come to General Planning Meetings, which happen about twice a month from September to June, and find a whole other level of connection while influencing how the whole thing operates. Meetings dates and details are posted on the front page of ComFest.com.


juicemagic

😂 I'm new to GPC meetings, but I'm already there lurking lately. I got your email today about me 😂😂😂 I'm really happy to feel like I've finally found some of my kind of people. What a bunch of wonderful weirdos we have making things happen. I agree that anyone who gets these kind of feels should definitely start attending GPC meetings, or at the very least, asking someone how they can get more involved.


Agreeable-Matter-158

I had to go as part of a job I had about 15 years ago. I was told to walk from my place off of 5&High!! I was dumb enough to do it and dumb enough to believe I could take my dog with me. I had just moved to Columbus and I had no clue what I was getting into. That was enough for me.


ryanfromohio

Rain or shine, it's fish boat time!


joe_i_guess

That's quite a long way to spell Titties Will Party


aProudCatDad614

And leave your fucking dog at home where it's not miserable


Ohio_Geo

Sunscreen people!!


make_cookies_not_war

This is where I thought OP was going


ChickenLegs614

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SociallyDisposible

Even if it’s a shirt with penises all over it, and shorts with balls all over them?


Elwoodpdowd87

Especially.


TonyDungyHatesOP

¿Por que no los dos?


TrebornotTrevor

What someone is wearing or not wearing, does not equal consent... nor does it give you the right to shame or sexualize them. If they aren't physically harming anyone, than mind your fuckin business. You have the right to offend, but you aren't free from the consequences.


decalmaucry4

If I have a shirt that shames and sexualizes other people for what they’re wearing, would I be allowed to wear it?


TrebornotTrevor

Freedom to offend goes along with freedom of speech. If you take away the freedom to offend someone than you take away your own right to free speech. However, you are not free from the consequence of your free speech/offense. Fuck around and find out.


juicemagic

I think the first amendment protects you on that. And I think the first amendment also protects people who may voice their opposition to your shirt as well. My understanding of the Comfest principles are in short, that no one human is better than other humans. To me personally, that means that shaming and sexulaizing other humans isn't okay, but my interpretation if feeling and my interpretation of free speech isn't the end-all. Maybe others will feel differently, but my opinion is I think the general crowd will either ignore you or tell you to fuck off. I think either is okay. Again, we're expressing our 1st amendment rights *as individuals* If you're not shit posting and you're seriously interested about the long-term discussions about this, hit me up after Comfest. I'm just too busy over the next few days for discussion. These hard conversations are the reason why I am involved with events like this.


TamerLion

I'm sorry, but, Dick Cheney is a genuine scumbag.


Hats_back

Absolutely, and nobody of any blah blah should blahhhhh


unclecuz

Back bewbs on display all weekend 🙌


LoneCoyote78

And terrible thigh tats


reeve11

juggalos unite!


AZtea4me

The festival’s in August so they gotta prep!


saum87

What is a juggalo?


xt0rt

A hulkamaniac He power bombs motherfuck3rs onto thumbtacks People like him until they find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table


reeve11

I’m jealous of you.


getwhatImsaying

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ifallupthestairsalot

He walks through the streets winking at freaks. With a 2 liter stuck in his butt cheeks.


redditondesktop

he can eat Monopoly and shit out Connect 4


Ry-Ry_the_Dude

Best spot at comfest nowadays is the ICP tree


Gluten_maximus

it’s proven that the more skin you have covered, the better off you are when it’s hot outside.


LynnRenae_xoxo

My sensory problems with wearing sweaty clothes heavily disagree


buckX

Entire cultures of desert dwelling people covered head to toe would disagree with you. Loose fitting, light colored clothing is optimal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thawb


LynnRenae_xoxo

I didn’t argue or say anyone was incorrect.


Comfortable_Animal70

Your gonna be standing outside not running a marathon.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Sweaty clothes are sweaty clothes regardless of activity. My medication also makes me sweat so badly 😭 Not saying I’m going to totally strip down, but I am not the type to cover up even more to try to keep cool. These facts are not my friends 😂


Gluten_maximus

I’m just saying, the more UV radiation your skin absorbs (bare areas of skin) the quicker the path to heat related illnesses. Sunscreen helps but I personally know this to be true from working outside. Worked all last week in this bs and I like wearing long sleeved fishing shirts. Breathable and UV resistant.


Comfortable_Animal70

You’re spot on with this when I did landscaping in Florida I was head to toe covered, and I didn’t ever really get soaked in sweat, because it’s about covering up with the right fabric/materials.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Yeah I def don’t pass on sunscreen. I have had major sunburn problems as a kid and learned that lesson


Gluten_maximus

Coincidentally, the worst I’ve ever been sun burned was at comfest. At least you have some for of protection. Your skin is a giant organ that needs taken care of. UV radiation is absolutely no joke and it gets worse every year.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Please don’t think I’m trying to be ignorant or argue. I agree the sun can be… a lot. I try to stay in shade when I am outdoors unless I’m doing yard work or something. I’m approaching my late 20s and already see the sun damage I’ve sustained as a kid. Already have lots of freckles, but my skin tone is uneven and I have scarring. I’ve also been doing red light therapy to help reduce it as much as possible. Skin cancer is definitely scary


Gluten_maximus

Oh no, I don’t think you’re arguing! Just trying to stress the lessons I’ve learned the hard way.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Thanks for sharing your suggestions, I really do consider them even if they aren’t my favorite lol


mashednbuttery

Even in the shade?


improbsable

The opposite has been proven inside my jeans on a hot day


canonanon

Unless that person has a different viewpoint than you. Then it's fine.


AresBloodwrath

That's the real spirit of Comfest.


Gluten_maximus

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Carmen-Sandiegonuts

People are going to shame you or sexualize you to themselves or people around them whether you like it or not, because last I checked, we don't live in Oceania.


Sallman11

The person posting this would be the first person to judge someone for wearing a Trump shirt


shiba-on-parade

I personally love Trump shirts because it tells me to avoid ever interacting with the wearer


unclepg

Make Assholes Glaringly Apparent


agoldgold

Yes, this person indicates that they don't judge people for harmless actions that only affect the wearer. Supporting a criminal into office who has promised to hurt a lot of people is not a harmless action. Glad we could clear that up!


LynnRenae_xoxo

Props for making this statement


Sallman11

A criminal lmao


BringBackBoomer

34 felony convictions.


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Just being objective here, those charges were designed to be overturned on appeal.


odoroustobacco

Are you suggesting you don't see the difference between what this post says and wearing a Trump shirt?


canonanon

What if it's a trump bikini on a 70 year old man?


odoroustobacco

Such an outfit would ask more questions than it answers.


Sallman11

I think judging anyone without knowing them is wrong.


odoroustobacco

Except when you wear a Trump hat or shirt (or Biden, or ANY political candidate) you are telling the people around you some very specific things about what you support. It’s a choice to represent yourself that way in public, whereas what your body looks like is not.


TheophrastusBmbastus

But doesn't the Trump shirt tell you something about the person in question?


Sallman11

I don’t think so there are all kinds of people who vote for Trump and there are all kind of people who vote for Biden. Just like everyone’s body is different


LynnRenae_xoxo

Regardless of your reasoning for voting for him, you’re still voting for someone who actively wants to stomp on people’s rights. So, yeah, I’m going to judge someone for still supporting him.


stank_bin_369

Something, but not everything. Limited knowledge can be sometimes more dangerous than no knowledge.


improbsable

It’s just funny that they would waste money on a shirt for a politician and even funnier that they would wear it around without embarrassment. I’d laugh at someone in a Biden shirt too.


Protocosmo

I have judged you and found you lacking


KeyAd3363

This is the United States of America you can shame or sexualize them if you want. If you don’t like it too damn bad


MiniAndretti

Sure, you have the right to be an asshole. But life is easier when people aren’t assholes.


KeyAd3363

But they still have a right to even be an asshole.


Ill_Bit_7096

It is but sure judgement would be made if I wore a MAGA hat down there.


unclepg

Make Assholes Glaringly Apparent


SatireDiva74

Make America Hate Again !!


lildeadlymeesh

At least you told the rest of us you're a dick, and you didn't even have to wearing anything.


KeyAd3363

You might want to read what you post before you send it. And thank you for noticing I do have a dick.


lildeadlymeesh

Oh no a typo shame on me. At least my point still stands :)


bubblehead_maker

Getting out my crotchless maga hat! /s


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couldnt pay me to go


GamingGiraffe69

I mean, loose light clothing that protects your skin from the sun keeps you alot cooler than tight skimpy clothing? What's your deal? lol


LynnRenae_xoxo

I don’t think this person has a “deal.” They are saying mind your business.


Shart_Finger

Some people are gross though


AffectionateSun8548

You are under no circumstances controlling anybody’s thought or speech even if it offends you and your sensibility.


Carmen-Sandiegonuts

Louder for those in the back!


Queen-Blunder

No one is desperate enough to sexualize overweight topless women.


princess-mo

Oh no, not big boobs 😱


ReaperOfGrins

What's a good place to park if I go?


AngelaMotorman

Parking at ComFest is not easy. Since all the streets around the park are either closed for the fest or permit parking, your best bet is to take COTA. Second best is the parking garages around the convention center. Sorry it took so long to get an answer for your question!


ReaperOfGrins

Thank you so much for responding though. I am all the way in Dublin so COTA may be a bit difficult. Convention center it is for me then 🙂 ❤️


Itchy_Organization_3

I parked by Thurder and a street that starts with B! Prime parking, but it might’ve gotten busy since I’ve left today.


D_bAg_Tr0LL

So I can't shame or sexualize them now? I don't want to live in this world anymore 😔


betadelta123

Someone really wants to see some boobies.


cyberphunk2077

my 🍆 will be out getting a tan. cope


noladyhere

Comfest organizers are too command and control for me. Nope.


PlayfulMirror2098

Oh yeah TF we can.


Prestigious_Two_8381

But also remember, just bc you can wear something doesn’t mean you always should


LynnRenae_xoxo

Tiddies be tiddian’


johnnybegood1025

Lol.


Silver-Restaurant822

My dog is hyper social. Everyone is his friend, including other dogs. He would drag me across Goodale Park to meet that cute poodle on the other side. He would also give us both heatstroke in the process. Right this minute, he wants to go back outside even though he just came in from a walk panting like he was overheated. Dogs don't know what's good for them. They're depending on us to make decisions in their best interests.


Itchy_Organization_3

Saw somebody’s titties out. Safe to say it’s hot out for sure.


anothertownie

I will only be shaming the hippies in the drum circle


TamerLion

The word "sexualize" is triggering, and frankly, offends the Hell out of me \[and any other reasonable person\]. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" - SCREW YOU if you think you get to tell me what I see as "sexy" or not, seriously, knock it off, I'm sick of it. As long as I'm not blurting out lewd things about children, enough already, I'm DONE with you people, I don't even want that word to exist in the dictionary any more, I am so OVER it.


funnyboner8

I've lived here for almost 8 years and I had never heard of comfest until this week. I had such peace before you fools forced this hippie police party nonsense into my brain. I will haunt all of you. 


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TonyDungyHatesOP

Look, I won’t shame them for it.


Miserable-Ad7079

If I wear a crop top and daisy dukes in public as a 250 pound guy, you have every right to shame or sexualize me.


LoneCoyote78

If you have a case of the floppies or pancake bewbs please do all of us a favor and keep them at least partially hidden. Thanks


princess-mo

brother i will be dragging my saggy tits on the ground for all to see


Jaguarzone

Shame and/or sexualize at your own peril. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequence.


default_moniker

Ahh, comfest. The only festival where you can watch people trip on LSD and stab themselves to death. How charming.