Nothing you say will land on cyber bullies except one thing…
Become evil. Sign in as another player with a cute feminine name and a ditzy-fun avatar. Play a game with them and tell him he’s really good. Get to know him and flirt a little and ask where he lives. Then be like OMG! I’m like, right down the road from you! Take a pic of yourself and use an Image AI to change you into a cute girl. That way you’ll have something if he asks for a pic. Just tell him he’s cute if he sends you one. Then ask if it would be cool to hang out in person and play somewhere public. Set up a time and day that you normally play. Then sign in as your real avatar and wait for him to sign in. Message him and be like, “we were wondering if you would really show up.” I think you get the rest of this prank. Feel free to shame and make fun of him in ways that will make him never want to bully again.
If it’s a chick that’s bullying you then your just screwed.
"Yeah, I'm not very good at this. I'm not really staking my pride on it though. It's good you have something you are good at, a safe place to punch down from. Get your jabs in while you can, I assume you prefer these social interactions to ones you have at work or school, huh?"
or
"Yeah, I hope to fart thunder and shit lightening like you one day. I'm wasting all my time touching grass and getting bitches. I don't know how I'll get as good as you who doesn't have any bitches distracting him."
They usually start bragging that they made 7 figures last year and are the most sex havinest ballers alive and that you are a looser incel virgin when you point it out.
Not making it up. Had spinal viral meningitis at 13 months. Haven't been able to feel my fingertips or toetips at any point I remember. Apparently, a less permanently damaging cure was found 6 months later.
Oh damn I’m sorry. I was just operating under the idea that this was a response for OP to give them lol. Still tho, does seem like a good way to make them stop dead in their tracks. Good way to turn the tables.
Ignore them. Trolls feed on feedback.
If you simply don't even acknowledge they are talking/existing when they make a quip it'll drive them to rage. They want to be acknowledged. Don't give them the satisfaction.
Sorry I’m using (your name’s) account. He’s my bf. I don’t play all that much but I love doing this stuff he loves w him. Don’t any of you have girlfriends
I play a little bit of call of duty I play under IR I use a shield to throw a knife which makes me very unpopular I catch a lot of doo doo but over the years I have learned that if you just thank them for all the criticism they give you and it is so nice to hear from your fans and to have your secretary get their address and you'll send them some crayons and maybe a whistle seems to work just fine I have no friends
Always over and over when you speak to them speak to them as your fan as they are a fan of yours always speak very calm never get upset and speak slow enough where they hear every word like Taylor Swift was talking to you speak to them like that they're beneath you I'm not going to lie I even look down my nose when I do it I was looking down my nose when I was explaining this to you
Speak slow firmly and look down your nose like you're better than them like Taylor Swift was talking to you you know so she just going to look down her nose and think that you are trash speak to them like that calmly because they're your fan you are the biggest star they have ever been around
"Sorry, my hot dog fingers keep mashing the wrong buttons."
'ah yes, new player trashtalk, welcome to block/ignore land :) (i paraphrased a bit of my own replies to players who spam the chat but anyway)
Sorry I've got a life
Nothing you say will land on cyber bullies except one thing… Become evil. Sign in as another player with a cute feminine name and a ditzy-fun avatar. Play a game with them and tell him he’s really good. Get to know him and flirt a little and ask where he lives. Then be like OMG! I’m like, right down the road from you! Take a pic of yourself and use an Image AI to change you into a cute girl. That way you’ll have something if he asks for a pic. Just tell him he’s cute if he sends you one. Then ask if it would be cool to hang out in person and play somewhere public. Set up a time and day that you normally play. Then sign in as your real avatar and wait for him to sign in. Message him and be like, “we were wondering if you would really show up.” I think you get the rest of this prank. Feel free to shame and make fun of him in ways that will make him never want to bully again. If it’s a chick that’s bullying you then your just screwed.
Instructions unclear, I'm a cute girl now.
Way to commit
"Yeah, I'm not very good at this. I'm not really staking my pride on it though. It's good you have something you are good at, a safe place to punch down from. Get your jabs in while you can, I assume you prefer these social interactions to ones you have at work or school, huh?" or "Yeah, I hope to fart thunder and shit lightening like you one day. I'm wasting all my time touching grass and getting bitches. I don't know how I'll get as good as you who doesn't have any bitches distracting him."
that first one is a SAVAGE burn! I might have to save that one!
Nah git gud find a mentor The bullies never shut up, they talk trash because it's the only thing they can control in their life
I mean honestly just pointing that fact out to the bully prolly hurts quite a bit lmao. Yeah of course they won’t admit it, but they’ll feel it.
They usually start bragging that they made 7 figures last year and are the most sex havinest ballers alive and that you are a looser incel virgin when you point it out.
Yeah of course they go straight to being in denial. That’s how you know you hurt them.
Sorry, I had a giant needle shoved into my third vertebrae at 13 months. My fingers don't work that well.
Damn I never considered this. Making up disabilities to guilt the bully might just be the most based tactic ngl.
Not making it up. Had spinal viral meningitis at 13 months. Haven't been able to feel my fingertips or toetips at any point I remember. Apparently, a less permanently damaging cure was found 6 months later.
Oh damn I’m sorry. I was just operating under the idea that this was a response for OP to give them lol. Still tho, does seem like a good way to make them stop dead in their tracks. Good way to turn the tables.
You're not gonna guilt a bully. They're just gonna lol and call you a r*tard.
No reply needed. Let them think you have them on mute.
Ignore them. Trolls feed on feedback. If you simply don't even acknowledge they are talking/existing when they make a quip it'll drive them to rage. They want to be acknowledged. Don't give them the satisfaction.
Go with the classic: tell them you were busy giving it to their mum/sis/gf/wife.
Skills in an MMO? Just get macros and you too can hit the button exactly as it ends cool down!
Sorry I’m using (your name’s) account. He’s my bf. I don’t play all that much but I love doing this stuff he loves w him. Don’t any of you have girlfriends
The best comeback is to not take such obvious bait.
yes, I am bad at the game but your stuck with me.
I play a little bit of call of duty I play under IR I use a shield to throw a knife which makes me very unpopular I catch a lot of doo doo but over the years I have learned that if you just thank them for all the criticism they give you and it is so nice to hear from your fans and to have your secretary get their address and you'll send them some crayons and maybe a whistle seems to work just fine I have no friends
Always over and over when you speak to them speak to them as your fan as they are a fan of yours always speak very calm never get upset and speak slow enough where they hear every word like Taylor Swift was talking to you speak to them like that they're beneath you I'm not going to lie I even look down my nose when I do it I was looking down my nose when I was explaining this to you
Speak slow firmly and look down your nose like you're better than them like Taylor Swift was talking to you you know so she just going to look down her nose and think that you are trash speak to them like that calmly because they're your fan you are the biggest star they have ever been around
"Sorry, my girlfriend insists on giving me head while playing online, it's pretty distracting