7 years ago when I was a freshman in college, I saw an obviously wasted student walking by the dorms with his friends and screaming "877-CASH-NOW!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!! AND I NEED IT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
It stuck with me and now every time I see one of these commercials I think of that rando.
Those Education Connection commercials from years were more annoying. Let's not get started on Kars 4 Kids. I'd rather listen to J.G. Wentworth on loop if it meant never hearing the theme song of the Bad Place.
The only one I didn't like was the guy who was living at home and got real uptight over the phone lol.
"It's my money and I NEED IT NOW!"
and the agent on the phone: "...Right..."
Just letting you know you accidentally linked a picture of some people singing, instead of Kars4Kids, which is what you obviously meant by "the most obnoxious jingle."
*This one!! I hate this*
*One the most. It stays stuck in*
*My head for hours. Grrrrrrr*
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I don't mind this one. That said, the 8 Mile/J.G. Wentworth mashup is hilarious.
As far as bad commercials I’m ok with this one.
I just recently saw that. Its great.
https://youtu.be/BNr6VHYAbvI?si=lrlmkdeRq2OIPv1w
OMG, yes it is! 🤣
Now I only think of [Larry's annoying girlfriend in Curb Your Enthusiasm](https://youtu.be/YEgayksmNng?si=PhtH6_fOR83ncwSl)
Beat me to it. Tracey Ullman is hilarious.
They Don’t Know.
Omg that was Tracey Ullman? I didn’t know!
She is! Character name is Irma Kostroski.
That’s 7 time Emmy Award winner Tracy Ullman.
Those commercials ain't that bad. There are far worse ones out there.
It is actually my favorite one, with the original cast though. Hate the voice overs using new actors.
"Call 1-877-Kars-for-kids."
"That's K A R S, Kars for Kids"
Nooo… what have you done to me?! ☹️
Yes, that one is worse.
Wait, it’s “KARS” with a “K?”
Apparently our OP here has never seen a Skyrizi or Jardiance commercial. Must be nice.
Cologuard! "I shit it my way."
see also: nada yadda yadda from metropcs
Old jardiance is better.
JG Wentworth commercials were some of my favorites as a kid
it's great...does what a jingle is supposed to do. Believe me, if you ever have a structured settlement and need cash now, you'll call JG Wentworth.
877-CASH-NOW!
Still financially inadvisable.
If it’s good enough for Tracy Ullman it’s good enough for me. I like it!
I had a supervisor who used to sing this around at work. We all wanted to bludgeon him with a heavy object.
I have a structured settlement, BUT I NEED CASH NOW!!!
Actually I don't mind it. And it gives opera singers a chance to make money, why not? It's not like they're all millionaire celebrities.
IDK, it makes me laugh. Reminds me of Elmer Fudd singing, “Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!”
My mother and I loved that Bugs Bunny opera cartoon!
But Larry David made it great!
Nothing will ever make it great for me. Every time I hear it, it makes me want to put a gun in my mouth lol
I hated it so much and would always change the channel or hit mute until Larry and Tracy made me appreciate it.
No. Kars for Kids get that award - absolute worst! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4)
I will not tolerate JG Wentworth slander 
shit I actually love this one tho
I would take this over Jardiance, BK, and Lume every day.
Are they really that many structured settlements? If so I’m kinda jealous
Disagree. It's overboard on purpose and it works.
Laaaarrrryyyyyyyyy!!
I actually, as commercials go, enjoy this one quite a lot. I have no idea why bc I despise commercials.
7 years ago when I was a freshman in college, I saw an obviously wasted student walking by the dorms with his friends and screaming "877-CASH-NOW!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!! AND I NEED IT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!" It stuck with me and now every time I see one of these commercials I think of that rando.
Those Education Connection commercials from years were more annoying. Let's not get started on Kars 4 Kids. I'd rather listen to J.G. Wentworth on loop if it meant never hearing the theme song of the Bad Place.
I miss these commercials! I was able to use my opera voice.
1877 Kars for kids is way worse. Me and my friends use to sing along to this jingle everytime it came on and would just go over the top
Entivio Entivio Entiviooooooo
Anyone remember the education connection commercials? It was catchy
Nah. The worst is Sweet Caroline at à bar. Total channel switch.
How old is this spot. It seems like it’s been on forever.
Or is one of the best jingles ever written considering that some people still remember the words like 20 yrs later so it definitely did it's job.
This commercial is one of the greatest ads ever
No it isn't. Not even close. Liberty Mutual has the most obnoxious jingle in existence.
1-877 Kars for Kids is worse
KARS for Kids is worse
*Kars for Kids has entered the chat*
Burger King is still 9 Circles of Hell worse
Whopper whopper, whopper whopper
(Off key) Havvvve it your way, at Burger King, YOU RULE!
It’s the monotone flat talk singing. I mute that one when it comes on.
The only one I didn't like was the guy who was living at home and got real uptight over the phone lol. "It's my money and I NEED IT NOW!" and the agent on the phone: "...Right..."
ohhh you’re wrong for this one
Obnoxiously awesome you mean....
They rhyme “cash now” with “cash now”. It’s like Fred Durst wrote the lyrics
Or Kayne.
Just letting you know you accidentally linked a picture of some people singing, instead of Kars4Kids, which is what you obviously meant by "the most obnoxious jingle."
thanks its stuck in my head now
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
There sure are a lot of them these days.
In your best baritone: "If you have to hit the crack pipe & you need cash now..."
What til you hear the boy band one
The one shilling for kitty litter????
Best Gilbert & Sullivan Parody since Queen!
What I hate about it is that I can't tell half the words they are singing. It defiantly doesn't hit for me.
The one of them all on a bus is honestly one of my all time favorite commercials.
They’re so stupid, they’re actually kinda funny.
And when one of us sings, we all sing
I disagree on this one
If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now..........
“I’ve got a structured settlement and I need cash now!” (Chorus) “Call J.G. Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW! “
“1-877-Kars-4-Kids”, MY absolute MOST HATED (non-political) commercial, would like a word with you about that…
This one needs a pass…
Do you watch curb by chance?
Jesus Christ... Is this still a thing?
This one!! I hate this one the most. It stays stuck in my head for hours. Grrrrrrr
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Wrong. Literally the best ever.
https://youtu.be/7kDczqzudXw?si=Yc-eHx3Bm6NwG67J
Call Jacob
Memories from this one! 😆
This comedy sketch parodies this series of commercials. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdFEvGiojw&t=15s&pp=ygURamcgd2VudHdvcnRoIGltYm0%3D
Yeah, it’s up there with jardiance.
Nope. The TitleMax commercial jingle is worse. Hint: TitleMax got your money, your money, your REAL MONEY…
I think it’s fun. It so over the top and old fashioned but i like it.
...but you remember it. That's the point.
But we all know it. So it worked. Lol
OP's post didn't turn out as planned. 😅
I think 1877kars4kids has this one beat
Kay’s Jewelers and Burger King are played almost every commercial break on ESPN. I’m boycotting both just for it.
It came out 20 years ago. Why is it back?
For decades it’s been on
It has nothing on “B K have it your way 🎶”
It’s my money and I want it NOW!! (Takes 8 cents on the dollar)
I know the advertising guy who created the JG Wentworth campaign. I'll pass along all your good wishes!
It’s a classic. One of the all time greats.
This one is hilarious to me. Especially the big Viking left alone at the bus stop.
It’s obnoxious, but you remember it.
Annoying or not, they're effective. I'll never forget the phone number for JG Wentworth
Ughh!!! Please don't get me started on this one!!
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Please make it stop!!!
Despise it. Been around for decades🤬😡🤬