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MorningBrewNumberTwo

I can hear the synthesizer intro now.


BobBelcher2021

DOOO-DO-DO-DOOOOOOO!


blueboy714

I was expecting the picture to have shannon klingman's face in it. This is just an actress selling products without talking about underboobs and crotches.


paradoxicalmeme

But after you see it so many times you can't stand her stupid face anymore 🤬🤬


linkerjpatrick

I’m tired of the whole Brand Power thing.


SilverMcFly

Yes. It goes further than "regular commercials" for me. It feels like propaganda.


itseemyaccountee

It says in fine print that it’s sponsored by dawn so you are correct.


mrkruk

It is propaganda. It's shaped as though it's some helpful consumer program, but it's just some sponsored commercial by lazy companies who want to go cheap, and hire out their commercial to this lady in her fake super market aisle to blather on about their product to "help you buy better." It represents the worst of modern media marketization and pretends like they've actually vetted or approved of any product - they're just hired shills with terrible quality graphics.


SilverMcFly

Yeah. It's unsettling in every way. And it's always SUPER loud compared to whatever I was watching.


BobBelcher2021

I remember complaining to a friend of mine about Brand Power commercials clear back in 2008.


WalrusDependent3315

The first time I saw one of these ads, I thought it said ‘Bran Power’ because I read it too quickly. Well it fits, because it’s shit


doublebarreldarrel

“…Brand Power, helping you buy better…” Ugh.


mediocrerhino

It got ridiculous when Brand Power started hawking Turbo Tax.


[deleted]

When I first saw the post title, I thought you were talking about the Lume lady.


paradoxicalmeme

Trust me, I thought about her as I was typing it out 😂


LindainMa

Brand Power!! And a nasally voice to match!!


Mysterious-End-2185

Eh. She’s just an actress trying to make a living.


skip20430

and it's also nice that she got her daughter in on the " family brand power business "


Dragon_turtle63

So is the Jardiance lady but she doesn’t get any breaks


paradoxicalmeme

*trying* being the key word.


Motorhead923

Obviously doing something right if constantly seeing on the TV. Good for her.


paradoxicalmeme

You do know that all the good businesses don't have to advertise right? They are popular from word of mouth. All the things you see advertised on TV are pretty much scams lol


MurphysLaw4200

I don't know about the Powerwash, but Dawn is the best dish detergent on the market.


paradoxicalmeme

Yeah they even use it to clean off oily ducks 🦆 Oily ducks that they specifically cover in oil so they can wash them with dawn in their commercials. Do you think they have one duck they completely smother in oil over and over? Or do you think they have like 10 oiled up ducks ready to go?


SteveTheManager

You care way to much about this shit.


paradoxicalmeme

I guess my thought is is that's it's not right to cover a duck in oil to advertise a product so you make money.


Motorhead923

Yes, word of mouth helps companies grow nationally /S. Once again, good on her.


ZimMcGuinn

She’s actually doing it. She made a commercial and got paid. No trying, just doing.


Cracktacularity

But she did have some plastic surgery not too long ago. So youthful and energetic now. The whole premise of Brand Power and Medifacts is what's really garbage...companies pay for their own commercials.


paradoxicalmeme

Like I was telling another guy on here the good businesses don't have to advertise as they get popular by word of mouth. All the ones that have to advertise are mostly scams and desperate for business


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Plus her droning on type voice……


TopperMadeline

What are you, her ex-husband?


paradoxicalmeme

No. I would definitely tap that, but just a random civilian tired of seeing her 😲


Audere1

Not as bad as, "It's not soap, it's *pOWeRwAsh*"--like fingernails on my eardrums


darkage_raven

This isn't as bad as that Tampax commercial with Amy Schumer. Absolutely 0 people want to think about that woman's vagina.


paradoxicalmeme

I almost puked thinking about that. Have you ever seen her stand up "comedy"? That's all she talks about is her snatch


restlessmouse

That one doesn't bother me, still hating on the caroler with the red beret. I like the cabinet your TV is sitting on.


paradoxicalmeme

OMG I can't stand that lady either!! Thanks lol it's where we keep the router and shit 🤣


OkTransportation4175

Annoying? Yep. Nasty? Nah


RoookSkywokkah

I have to disagree. She's definitely hot! She can wash my dishes any day!


Jack_sander

I hope Brock Lesnar gives her a f5


paradoxicalmeme

You know what I always thought was funny about his special move? Look up some videos on YouTube that shit wouldn't even hurt that bad 🤣😂


instrangerswetrust

Was this photo taken from between your legs?


paradoxicalmeme

Yeah 😂


antigenx

is this that Brand Power bullshit?


Reasonable_Guava8079

I think the 90’s called and wants their makeup back


boozenbear

She had work done on that face.


paradoxicalmeme

She needs more