R5: I was playing as a custom mahayana buddhist character in East Africa and I was forced to play extremely aggressively to fend off my infidel neighbors, especially since the nearest buddhist kingdoms were thousands of miles away. I had a policy where whenever I conquered someone and got a new vassal, I forced them to convert or die. This stupid 10 year old decided to reject my demands for conversion, so I dueled him and beat him to death
Thankfully his 5 year old successor didn't make the same mistake and converted without me having to ask twice.
I have debug mode on which allows you to start a duel with anyone. I usually use it to duel enemy battlefield commanders, as Paradox removed this feature from CK3 for some reason, but I used it to execute my non-buddhist vassals in this case
Understandable, I hate ppl on my conquered land refuse to convert. But I can't force them to duel normally. Bc in this game it's extremely hard to convert Armenians, I become Enver Paşa myself several times.
“Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.”
How often are you killing kids simply for the dread? 😂 I basically keep a bunch of kids in cells solely to be killed off to scare factions into submission
I always find it funny in a morbid way when this happens. Like yes I realize this stuff happens irl, but being used to CK2 where there used to be age requirements.
That being said I've been playing elder Kings lately, as Iron Orcs, who use the rule of might, so I've seen this a lot lately. First couple times it's been an 8 and 11 year old who grew up to be a great general and warrior respectfully. Really feels like a sign of their greatness as they grow. One was a son who became super loyal and made countless seiges and battles for his younger brother and nephew, the other one was a cousin of the nephew who proceeded to only be a knight but he would kill a majority of the more notable enemy knights who showed up in a battle.
But then the murderous infants happened. A 5 year old killing a 50 something warrior, a stretch but ultimately I could see a context and find that to be an embarrassing death worth of laughter and mockery. But I've had 3 0 year olds winning duels to the death. HOW ARE YOU BEING BEATEN BY A 4 MONTH OLD
The 5 year old successor: Where is big bro?
The councillor to the 5 year old successor: Big bro say No to peaceful lord.
Also the councillor: you'll get ice cream today for dinner if you say yes.
Why do you have a photo of a random Asian woman as you pfp?
We all know women playing paradox games are a myth (unless we're talking about trans weeb nazis playing hoi4)
R5: I was playing as a custom mahayana buddhist character in East Africa and I was forced to play extremely aggressively to fend off my infidel neighbors, especially since the nearest buddhist kingdoms were thousands of miles away. I had a policy where whenever I conquered someone and got a new vassal, I forced them to convert or die. This stupid 10 year old decided to reject my demands for conversion, so I dueled him and beat him to death Thankfully his 5 year old successor didn't make the same mistake and converted without me having to ask twice.
Fuck around and find out.
He knew what would happen when he rejected my demands
A bad ruler isn’t the one that kills children A bad ruler is the one who does not make good on his promises
>Buddhist >Convert or die 🤔
They have to learn the peaceful ways of the Buddha
THROUGH VIOLENCE! Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Peaceful very peaceful
Learn peace by force. Reminds me of an evil monk in most Xiaxia.
I mean, have you not noticed all the nice, peaceful Buddhists committing genocide against the Rohingya?
clearly you are not familiar with the history of imperial Japan
To be fair though, the Imperial Japanese government tried to suppress buddhism in favor of State Shintoism and tried persecuting Buddhists
Buddhism outside of India was always highly syncretic. Made it harder to remove.
Or Myanmar right now.
why was he married to a grown man
How did you start a duel with him? Console?
I have debug mode on which allows you to start a duel with anyone. I usually use it to duel enemy battlefield commanders, as Paradox removed this feature from CK3 for some reason, but I used it to execute my non-buddhist vassals in this case
Yes I was sad they removed this from ck3.
Ah yes, "convert or die" the classic Buddhist mantra 😅
Understandable, I hate ppl on my conquered land refuse to convert. But I can't force them to duel normally. Bc in this game it's extremely hard to convert Armenians, I become Enver Paşa myself several times.
Better than the reverse I suppose.
you are lucky , once my viking warrior jarl with 20 prowess died to one handed midget
Man, shouldn’t’ve fucked with Tyrion Lannister (the book version)
Half-man!
Skill issue
Bahahahahaha that's amazing.. love ck3
Bro beat a kid to death 😂🤣🤣
He had to learn the peaceful ways of Buddha
So peaceful they'll kill you
You went full circle
"They will learn of our peaceful ways... by force."
The kid had skill issues.
no biggie, just 594 week abortion
Why was the 10 year-old in a gay marriage with a Priest?
Historically accurate
Ahhahaha I died when I saw this I did not even notice 😭😂😂
Hey, we don't discriminate by age/sex in CK3.
I'm sure it was a fair fight
He was probably disappointed his god didn’t help him out.
“Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.”
[I was watching the twilight zone recently and recognised that speech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5Iy96NcVI)
Kid knew what he was signing up for.
Better than getting beaten to death by a 10 year old child I guess
Nothing like a little child killing to brighten up the day.
I just read notification not seeing it’s ck3
Nice.
He had it coming.
And we are all proud of you. It wasn't a duel. It was self-defense! (No witness, so whatever you say, it's going to be the truth)
It worked for George Zimmerman.
How often are you killing kids simply for the dread? 😂 I basically keep a bunch of kids in cells solely to be killed off to scare factions into submission
I fought a 12 year old in a duel and won!
From pacifist to pass the fist
I always find it funny in a morbid way when this happens. Like yes I realize this stuff happens irl, but being used to CK2 where there used to be age requirements. That being said I've been playing elder Kings lately, as Iron Orcs, who use the rule of might, so I've seen this a lot lately. First couple times it's been an 8 and 11 year old who grew up to be a great general and warrior respectfully. Really feels like a sign of their greatness as they grow. One was a son who became super loyal and made countless seiges and battles for his younger brother and nephew, the other one was a cousin of the nephew who proceeded to only be a knight but he would kill a majority of the more notable enemy knights who showed up in a battle. But then the murderous infants happened. A 5 year old killing a 50 something warrior, a stretch but ultimately I could see a context and find that to be an embarrassing death worth of laughter and mockery. But I've had 3 0 year olds winning duels to the death. HOW ARE YOU BEING BEATEN BY A 4 MONTH OLD
Ladies and gentlemen, yet another post that would be questionable anywhere else except on the CKIII subreddit.
Jesus Christ you monster
Is your name Fire Lord Ozai?
Congrats, you've been made a mod on r/antinatalism
This notification just came up on my phone and let’s just say… I was more than confused about the title 😭😭
The 5 year old successor: Where is big bro? The councillor to the 5 year old successor: Big bro say No to peaceful lord. Also the councillor: you'll get ice cream today for dinner if you say yes.
T’was merely an issue of skill.
r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
How was he married while being underage?
What, you egg?
Today you are a man!
[The Crusader Kings community’s reaction to that informaiton](https://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8?si=aHGEUnAJGNMbWiZn)
[Best Response ](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-them-kids)
smart it's way easier to beat them when they're ten and you're 50 than when you're 60 and they're 20
Haha this is awesome
Child abuse lol
Hell yeah
Miyamoto Musashi energy
Peace through tyranny.
Get fucking dunked on scrub
What a title
What a chad
No matter the size of your opponent🥺, always give it your all 😤
Fuck them kids.
I hope you're proud
You had no other choice, he just came at you.
Real
And turned into a berserker ahhh
Lol
Admit it... You killed him because he was gay
Why do you have a photo of a random Asian woman as you pfp? We all know women playing paradox games are a myth (unless we're talking about trans weeb nazis playing hoi4)