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tv_casualty77

This was the *worst* time to see this post...


Mamajuju1217

How many of us are on the toilet right now reading this, while simultaneously watching our own asses? 🧐


tv_casualty77

*...and the sound of one million sphincters clinching could be heard at that very moment*


Heckron

Clinching wont help as mice have feet specifically adapted to grip onto slippery wet surfaces. They’ll go right up your poop chute no problem!


LevelStatistician270

Lemmiwinks nooooooo


Cordeceps

You must find the sparrow prince


Mandalorian6780

It was the clinch heard round the world.


PenguinStarfire

If they can survive what I'm putting down, I'll admit defeat.


ibobbymuddah

Aye


Sir-ScreamsALot

I fucking am and I'm getting up right away why tf they bring snakes into it out of the blue? The asshole making this video should be jailed i literally just started pooping


Upper-Rip-78

Raises hand


National-Scale

Courtesy flush, just to be safe!


Slap_My_Lasagna

No shit?


cdxcvii

its estimated that a typical person will experience an average of 7 alligators crawling up their toilet while sleeping thorough their life


McRedditz

Feel a little itch in your behind?


carolina_balam

💀 Still alive?


TheCosmosDog

Luckily i just got away from the toilet


kissthering

I’ve always had this fear pop up now and then ever since a lady on the TV show Highway to Heaven had a snake living in her toilet


PresidentScr00b

Same, wtf!?


Sustainable_Twat

During the time when I’m most relaxed, I’ll now be worrying about a rodent biting me on the ass. *Thanks*


AggressivePizza_2710

Fear not, the snake coming after the mice will eat it


KeplerFinn

It´s the circle of life in your own toilet bowl.


reimann_pakoda

7 circles of shit


kaerfkeerg

So who eats my shit?


Xf34rs

Someone loathsome probably


reimann_pakoda

Shit eating bacteria


PennStateInMD

I think what he means is if you have no mice in your toilet bowl it's because the snakes are feasting on them.


Shitty_Watercolour

[https://i.imgur.com/g9pHhWw.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/g9pHhWw.jpeg)


Dawnholt

Fantastic! Got some real Quentin Blake vibes too


Hehrenpreis

That's why I live reddit


Knuddelbearli

[https://steiermark.orf.at/stories/3111367/](https://steiermark.orf.at/stories/3111367/) Snake emerged from toilet and bit A visit to the loo on Monday morning turned into a nightmare for a 65-year-old man from Graz: A one and a half metre long albino python emerged from the sewage pipe - and bit.


dickdastardaddy

To eat his mice!


iam_Mr_McGibblets

So what's worse, a snake biting my ass while I'm dropping a deuce, or a mouse?


gandalfthegaping

You must now do a preemptive flush before shitting for the rest of your life.


EquivalentPut5616

Add some salt and vinegar and last night's food


PayasoCanuto

First cockroaches in the coffee and now this. Morning ritual is over


Sustainable_Twat

Before you know it, they’ll be fly eggs in the tissue so there goes the morning wank.


Cornbreadobranflakes

Centipedes? In my vagina?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Retaliate by shitting violently. Thatl show it.


RGV_KJ

A friend had a situation like this. A rat began nibbling their ass when they were on the toilet. No major bites. This was in NYC. 


suricata_8904

Of course it was.


lessthanabelian

Your friend was actually going through heroin withdrawal, no real rat nibbles, Im sorry to report to you. If you knows you knows


FieldSton-ie_Filler

My grandpa used to say "Takin' a shit and the rats are eatin' ya!" for this reason.


IsThereCheese

Don’t forget snakes


Dangerous_Season8576

They mentioned that at the end of the video


rimakan

I think you will ‘feed’ a snake faster than it bites your ass off


The_Greatest_USA_unb

I’d be more afraid of getting bit in the balls. 


MarinatedHand

This rarely happens, thanks to the efforts of plumbers, sewers are regularly maintained, so rats, in places that have better maintenance, rarely go up toilets.


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

What about places with septic tanks?! 😰


CreamyStanTheMan

There is truly nothing more relaxing than sitting on the bog.


Terrible-Smell-1141

or slither up your hole


RManDelorean

Snakes have been known to do the exact same thing


LunchO789

Exactly! I am on the can watching this. Now I need to hurry up


Greenman8907

Lemmiwinks?


Cerebalproxy2112

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M25-DtLrEq3HAGjKgObLOQHaEK%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=4dab6ea34bc34003b73eb2016beefaf8c79e0549b5949dbf5a2aec31cd7b8f6f&ipo=images “You must survive, but surviving will be difficult”


a3gonish

Catatafish of the stomach's cove! Catatafish's riddle will soon be told!


mrmoe198

I have a gift to bestow upon you. [put text here in brackets]no spaces in between, this sentence is a placeholder.(put website here in parenthesis) The result will look like this:[“You must survive, but surviving will be difficult”](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M25-DtLrEq3HAGjKgObLOQHaEK%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=4dab6ea34bc34003b73eb2016beefaf8c79e0549b5949dbf5a2aec31cd7b8f6f&ipo=images)


old_man_curmudgeon

So the toilet leads to a random pipe outside your house where anything can just climb into? Like, street level? Just coming out the side of the house? Hmmm


braftceer

Yeah it’s definitely not getting in anywhere other than through a vent which normally comes out on the roof. So you be the judge. Septic plumbing systems are closed and use water to trap air so I don’t think Mr. Mouse is getting in if you have any sort of modern day plumbing


StandardizedGenie

You'd be surprised how many things other than humans live in your house with you :)


Illustrious_Source94

What 🥲


Philantroll

There are more things living on the skin of your face than there are people living in the US.


reduuiyor

Y they no pay rent


dont_use_me

What


Philantroll

Yes


test__plzignore

Well all your toilets and sinks and stuff have a p-trap where water sits so that septic/sewers gases can’t come back up through your drains. Stops most critters too. Though I’ve seen tons of DIY work where there is no trap or bad roof venting pulls water out of the trap, so yeah, then it can be a stinky water slide for bugs and mice and stuff. Especially if it’s a sink or something that doesn’t get used regularly.


Aeyland

That's what I came here to try and figure out, i know where I'm at there isn't a bunch of shit and piss just flushing into the streets and yards.


BhaskarCR7

New fear unlocked. Thanks for this.


ravenrhi

Way, way back in the day an 80s TV show called Highway to Heaven had an episode where repeatedly throughout the episode an elderly woman kept saying something was in her toilet, but when someone would come and look, nothing was there. A modern Boy Who Cried Wolf type situation. Eventually, it was revealed to be a snake. I have had that in my head since. Made it really difficult to have blind trust in the middle of the night


bwoods519

That’s it. I’m shitting in my pants from now on.


idkwhatimbrewin

Find out where they are living and start shitting there to assert dominance


Yak-Attic

This is how I feel about outdoor cat owners. Lay one on their front porches. Urinate in their flowerbeds. See how they like the buildup.


BobknobSA

How the fuck can toilet mice get past the toilet snakes?


HatsusenoRin

Business partners. Snakes can't grip like mice. The mice must be helping them in some way.


Jdevers77

What kind of house in the first world has a “gap in the sewage system” large enough for a rat to crawl into? They say “gap” and then show a gutter drainage line. If your raw sewage is just emptying on the ground outside your home, a rat in the line is the least of your concerns.


Detail_Some4599

Imagine just flushing your turds onto the lawn infront of your house 😂


peagatling27

dogs do it so why cant we


Detail_Some4599

It's your lawn, nobody will stop you


sweeties_yeeties

Spoken like someone who’s never lived in a shitty apartment complex where dealing with consequences of *any* incomprehensible and mind blowingly stupid building decision is a regular thing to deal with.


Shit_Head_4000

Are we going to pretend the toilet isn't filled with water?


roniadotnet

It is filled with water, but I somehow got one mouse ended up in my toilet once after returning from a trip. I usually keep the top shut so the mouse died in there.


jawbreakerzs

did you flush first or just business as usual


taigahalla

asking the important questions


pointlessly_pedantic

The mouse corpse helps you aim


peagatling27

irl crossheir


A_Windom

Lol


Funnyboyman69

There’s pockets of air I’m pretty sure. I saw some wild invention from awhile ago where they give you a straw to stick down into the toilet and breathe through when there’s a fire so you don’t die from smoke inhalation.


Darthtypo92

The bowl and the first turn in the pipe are water filled. The rest of it is open to air unless there's a problem with the line. When you flush it creates a vacuum behind the bowl that helps pull the water from the bowl down through the line. You can survive a toxic air situation by running a hose through the line but it's not going to be pleasant breathing stale and stagnant air, better than breathing smoke but definitely only should be done in an emergency


ducttapedtissues

There goes my evening plans ☹️


messonpurpose

It's much worse than stagnant air... its sewer gas and it contains methane. But ya... probably better Than breathing smoke in a fire situation


Good-guy13

I’d guess that possibly since the mouse is crawling around in complete darkness it could see a little bit of light in the water and thus know it’s only a short swim to freedom


TheAzarak

There was a water level in the diagram, they can hold their breath, especially snakes.


Shit_Head_4000

I noticed that after I commented. I didn't think mice liked swimming though.


bloody-pencil

Also why would they want to go up?


Own_Candidate9553

They swim through the water trap and pop out in your toilet. I wish they had shown that. It's not unheard of for people in some NYC apartments to keep a heavy book in their closed toilet lids, to keep the rats from invading through the toilet. NYC is something special.


Ricconis_0

I’ve seen a mouse coming out of a toilet once. They can swim


bmcgowan89

I like to think the mouse is listening to Survivor by Destiny's Child on the journey, like for motivation


Mamajuju1217

😂😂😂


tftookmyname

Well that mouse is in for one hell of a surprise when I drop a turd that could wipe out continents. Enough power to rival the tsar bomba type shit.


OmegaNoob12

Well I live seven storeys up so I'm fine right? RIGHT????


Roasted_Turk

Yes and no. The chance of snakes or mice getting up there drops but if one does get up there it's going to be a super snake or super mouse so there will be no stopping it. You'll be forced to move out.


DevlishAdvocate

This is no joke. One time I was walking in the hallway outside of the bathroom in my old apartment and I heard a *splish* from the toilet under its closed lid. Cautiously, I approached and opened the lid to find a little grey mouse splashing around in there like it was a public pool. Being the kind of person I am, I scooped it up in an empty butter tub and took it outside to set it free, grateful that my cats didn't notice it first.


Good-guy13

I’d have flushed it for damn sure


Asisreo1

Fr lol. I'm sorry but you gotta go back from whence you came, Stuart Little


Timsmomshardsalami

Is no one going to point out that the mouse crawled into the gutter drain and not the sewer drain. Unless youre sewers drain from the sidewalk into the streets


Detail_Some4599

Nah, we're just gonna ignore that and freak out


LightboxRadMD

Can frogs do this? We've had frogs show up in our basement guest bathroom and there are NO other points of entry.


Steady420

I had this happened after heavy rains. Freaky big black frog in the toilet. Flushed his ass back to hades


Redneckalligator

poor frog :(


chipili

I had a little green frog turn in the toilet on a mine site in Australia. Flushed it away. It was back the next day so I captured it in a box/bag (can’t remember) and relocated it at some distance. Not seen again but yes frogs will navigate the toilet drains to visit.


heyheyshinyCRH

This is really scary for people with especially large and droopy balls....I imagine


chefdrewsmi

Found a mouse in ours one morning just casually swimming around. Got him outside, he dried off and ran away. Is the story I want to believe but my guess is a hawk got him in two minutes.


Mamajuju1217

New fear unlocked 😩😩😩


Stock-Respond5598

One purpose of the internet is to inform us the diversity of ways life can screw us.


nelsonalgrencametome

Actually had a rat crawl up the toilet at my dad's old house. I had just gotten done using it and was walking past the bathroom again and heard splashing and strange sounds coming from the toilet. It freaked me the fuck out. It was an older house and had some issues when he initially bought it but fortunately that only happened once.


MrNukedDuck

Cursed with knowledge.


crowley888

Life, finds a way . . . Into your ass.


Warm-Bluejay-1738

OMG this happened with a squirrel in college! There was a blue chlorox tab in the tank and the lid was down. I opened that thing up first thing in the morning and a blue stained shit squirrel jumped out and went running around the house.


SmokeyDaBear6

Lemmewinks!!


Prestigious_Media887

So what people shit pipe just comes out on to the path on the outside of their house?


zuk7

Kindly give credit to the creator of this video, it's Zack D films on YouTube


TITCAT5959

My poop that smells more radioactive than Chernobyl:


SeaF04mGr33n

Dang, that's impressive. Good for them. (But not for you, lol)


soulsofmischiefs

I'll take my chances, my loads are humongodonga


TheBishopOnVacation

I'm watching this on the toilet. Thank you.


melancholy_dood

You’re in for a not-so-nice surprise!


No-Shape-2751

Could we train them to clear out any debris in the pipes? Drain companies charge a fortune for that.


It_Slices_It_Dices

Sharks have been found in rivers. Soon toilets.


[deleted]

Wow! That’s explains my crabs.


OkTouch69

So it's a mafia, snakes and nose are working together


LowLifeExperience

It seems prudent to put a little bleach in the toilet between uses.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Something, Something... Richard Gere


BobBeerburger

r/damnthatsdisgusting


ElmertheAwesome

This explained little to nothing. Lol. "They come into your toilet from the outside, oh and they can climb" Thanks video!


Joudejou

Jokes on them, my toilet is clogged


the_hut42

I'm a plumber and just recently I was cleaning a sewer and the biggest spider I've seen in a while came crawling out of the pipe. Was just like oh cool spiders can just chill in plugged pipes, that means they could crawl out your toilet.


Morphing_Mutant

I LITTERALLY just found a mouse in my kitchen yesterday, and I had no clue how it got in. Now I have to worry about toilet mice crawling in my ass.


buttered_scone

I watched a wolf spider come out from under the toilet rim, I flush before and after now.


erik_wilder

And frogs. Fuckers have found some way into my plumbing cause they pop up about once a month.


EMDIKY

David Attenborough: ["I was filming at a temple in India. There were rats everywhere – literally. Returning early to the lodge one night, I sat on the toilet and a rat leapt up from between my thighs, scampered off and hid under my bed."](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/david-attenborough-im-petrified-rats-1820290)


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Welp, I’ll just go shit in the litter box.


UnwillingArsonist

Is there not water in the bowl of American toilets??


IcySkill3666

Really wish I wouldn’t have seen this while on the toilet. Currently waiting for a snake to bite my testicles. Thanks a lot


Leakmasterpro

Worst timing ever.


eriffodrol

if you have holes in your sewage system, mice are the least of your problems


OverSeoul7

Looks like I’m shitting while standing up from now on


DocTarr

Somebody worked way too hard on that mouse animation.


Redgecko88

All we need is a mouse riding a snake while you're on the can.


Greenboy_1681

Wouldn't called it interesting.. it's horrifying alright


LordMaska

Why did I watch this shit.😖


Yeah_cannoli

Really shouldn’t if watched this while taking a shit


yuyufan43

We found a rat king dead in the toilet of my Grampy's hunting lodge. I think there were about three rats in it. The water had dried up from the pipes being turned off and they had fused to the bottom of the toilet from being trapped for so long. We weren't able to get the water turned back on due to burst pipes so the only way to loosen the mice up where to pee on them and then flush them down with bug water from the pond. Fun times 😂


UnguentSlather

Not mice - RATS


Nordiceightysix

So either you die of a snake bite or rabies..


kwitzachhaderac

Mice do not carry rabies! 


NowThatWeAreThere

Plague


PreciousHuddle

Gonna put the toiler cover from now on. Maybe it will help 😅😆


DulgUnum

Well now damnit whose idea was it to make this tutorial


DrSpitzvogel

And the [alligators](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080354/)?? :-F


Deejhay_Eksdii

Thanks, I hate it.


SomeNameForThisLogin

Good voice-over by Tucker Carlson


6thCityInspector

My problem is all the sewer clowns who reach up and grab me while I’m going. How do *they* make their way up the drain? I’m getting tired of it happening all the time.


CallMeDrLuv

I've seen squirrels in turlets before, they get into the plumbing via the vent pipes on people's roofs.


Party-Sweet336

Thanks! Very useful


LookHorror3105

I *was* taking a shit...


hypoeffort

What about dreamcatchers? Does it stop those at least??


ynotfoster

Bats too.


RocMerc

So one quick flush first got it thanks


bandehaihaamuske

All that makes perfect sense, only if the exit from a poop machine is out in the open for them rodents to enter the cave


ten10thsdriver

I'm sitting on the porcelain throne while watching this. I can feel my bum hole puckering as I watch the snake part of the video.


NowThatWeAreThere

Oh come on


EntertainmentSame801

Snakes feet are specifically adapted to grip slippery wet surfaces too? Damn


munifx

Well thanks ig


ChadWolf98

Earth 20.24 patch: Added new "Flush or die" quick time event


Eray41303

The rat gets in your toilet because it gets into your toilet. Very educational


TwoGimpyFeet69

I had one climb up the bathtub drain. Couldn't get past the stopper, but made it to a safe spot right behind the tub overflow drain. Was there a few days. Either died or left.


fishlippedbogliphile

…and of course I chose to watch this video while shitting. Time to wipe early and try again later.


Diligent_Pickle2459

Frogs too, I heard


777marc

Can mice hold their breaths??


BrokenJumper0-10

So I guess I have to stand when I poo for the rest of my life


suckmybullets

I still have a snake up my arse.


Orchid_Significant

They didn’t have to make that mouse look so cute haha


refrigeratorfailure

Yeah but I mean it is all filled with water so they hold their breath?


x5N__

Why Zack D. Films videos started to get uploaded here bruh?


Upper-Rip-78

How many storeys can they climb though ?


Doggy_Mcdogface

Only snake allowed in my toilet is mine


Abs0lutelyzer0

Motherfucker why did you post this? I'm scared shitless now.


Cute_Prior1287

r/endings


thepoultry1

Who all got off the throne thanks to this?


OddGoofBall

Blursed Super Mario Fingers crossed Nintendo will not come after me


Midnight28Rider

Thanks for reawakening a fear I haven't thought of in years...


XasperX

Same with cockroaches


KrombopulosMAssassin

Do not fucking tell me that. I've worried about it before, but thought, no, surely that is not possible.