I fucking am and I'm getting up right away why tf they bring snakes into it out of the blue? The asshole making this video should be jailed i literally just started pooping
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Snake emerged from toilet and bit
A visit to the loo on Monday morning turned into a nightmare for a 65-year-old man from Graz: A one and a half metre long albino python emerged from the sewage pipe - and bit.
This rarely happens, thanks to the efforts of plumbers, sewers are regularly maintained, so rats, in places that have better maintenance, rarely go up toilets.
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“You must survive, but surviving will be difficult”
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So the toilet leads to a random pipe outside your house where anything can just climb into? Like, street level? Just coming out the side of the house? Hmmm
Yeah it’s definitely not getting in anywhere other than through a vent which normally comes out on the roof. So you be the judge. Septic plumbing systems are closed and use water to trap air so I don’t think Mr. Mouse is getting in if you have any sort of modern day plumbing
Well all your toilets and sinks and stuff have a p-trap where water sits so that septic/sewers gases can’t come back up through your drains. Stops most critters too. Though I’ve seen tons of DIY work where there is no trap or bad roof venting pulls water out of the trap, so yeah, then it can be a stinky water slide for bugs and mice and stuff. Especially if it’s a sink or something that doesn’t get used regularly.
Way, way back in the day an 80s TV show called Highway to Heaven had an episode where repeatedly throughout the episode an elderly woman kept saying something was in her toilet, but when someone would come and look, nothing was there. A modern Boy Who Cried Wolf type situation. Eventually, it was revealed to be a snake. I have had that in my head since. Made it really difficult to have blind trust in the middle of the night
What kind of house in the first world has a “gap in the sewage system” large enough for a rat to crawl into? They say “gap” and then show a gutter drainage line. If your raw sewage is just emptying on the ground outside your home, a rat in the line is the least of your concerns.
Spoken like someone who’s never lived in a shitty apartment complex where dealing with consequences of *any* incomprehensible and mind blowingly stupid building decision is a regular thing to deal with.
It is filled with water, but I somehow got one mouse ended up in my toilet once after returning from a trip. I usually keep the top shut so the mouse died in there.
There’s pockets of air I’m pretty sure. I saw some wild invention from awhile ago where they give you a straw to stick down into the toilet and breathe through when there’s a fire so you don’t die from smoke inhalation.
The bowl and the first turn in the pipe are water filled. The rest of it is open to air unless there's a problem with the line. When you flush it creates a vacuum behind the bowl that helps pull the water from the bowl down through the line. You can survive a toxic air situation by running a hose through the line but it's not going to be pleasant breathing stale and stagnant air, better than breathing smoke but definitely only should be done in an emergency
I’d guess that possibly since the mouse is crawling around in complete darkness it could see a little bit of light in the water and thus know it’s only a short swim to freedom
They swim through the water trap and pop out in your toilet. I wish they had shown that.
It's not unheard of for people in some NYC apartments to keep a heavy book in their closed toilet lids, to keep the rats from invading through the toilet. NYC is something special.
Yes and no. The chance of snakes or mice getting up there drops but if one does get up there it's going to be a super snake or super mouse so there will be no stopping it. You'll be forced to move out.
This is no joke. One time I was walking in the hallway outside of the bathroom in my old apartment and I heard a *splish* from the toilet under its closed lid.
Cautiously, I approached and opened the lid to find a little grey mouse splashing around in there like it was a public pool. Being the kind of person I am, I scooped it up in an empty butter tub and took it outside to set it free, grateful that my cats didn't notice it first.
Is no one going to point out that the mouse crawled into the gutter drain and not the sewer drain. Unless youre sewers drain from the sidewalk into the streets
I had a little green frog turn in the toilet on a mine site in Australia.
Flushed it away.
It was back the next day so I captured it in a box/bag (can’t remember) and relocated it at some distance.
Not seen again but yes frogs will navigate the toilet drains to visit.
Found a mouse in ours one morning just casually swimming around. Got him outside, he dried off and ran away. Is the story I want to believe but my guess is a hawk got him in two minutes.
Actually had a rat crawl up the toilet at my dad's old house.
I had just gotten done using it and was walking past the bathroom again and heard splashing and strange sounds coming from the toilet. It freaked me the fuck out. It was an older house and had some issues when he initially bought it but fortunately that only happened once.
OMG this happened with a squirrel in college! There was a blue chlorox tab in the tank and the lid was down. I opened that thing up first thing in the morning and a blue stained shit squirrel jumped out and went running around the house.
I'm a plumber and just recently I was cleaning a sewer and the biggest spider I've seen in a while came crawling out of the pipe. Was just like oh cool spiders can just chill in plugged pipes, that means they could crawl out your toilet.
David Attenborough: ["I was filming at a temple in India. There were rats everywhere – literally. Returning early to the lodge one night, I sat on the toilet and a rat leapt up from between my thighs, scampered off and hid under my bed."](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/david-attenborough-im-petrified-rats-1820290)
We found a rat king dead in the toilet of my Grampy's hunting lodge. I think there were about three rats in it. The water had dried up from the pipes being turned off and they had fused to the bottom of the toilet from being trapped for so long. We weren't able to get the water turned back on due to burst pipes so the only way to loosen the mice up where to pee on them and then flush them down with bug water from the pond. Fun times 😂
My problem is all the sewer clowns who reach up and grab me while I’m going. How do *they* make their way up the drain? I’m getting tired of it happening all the time.
I had one climb up the bathtub drain. Couldn't get past the stopper, but made it to a safe spot right behind the tub overflow drain. Was there a few days. Either died or left.
This was the *worst* time to see this post...
How many of us are on the toilet right now reading this, while simultaneously watching our own asses? 🧐
*...and the sound of one million sphincters clinching could be heard at that very moment*
Clinching wont help as mice have feet specifically adapted to grip onto slippery wet surfaces. They’ll go right up your poop chute no problem!
Lemmiwinks nooooooo
You must find the sparrow prince
It was the clinch heard round the world.
If they can survive what I'm putting down, I'll admit defeat.
Aye
I fucking am and I'm getting up right away why tf they bring snakes into it out of the blue? The asshole making this video should be jailed i literally just started pooping
Raises hand
Courtesy flush, just to be safe!
No shit?
its estimated that a typical person will experience an average of 7 alligators crawling up their toilet while sleeping thorough their life
Feel a little itch in your behind?
💀 Still alive?
Luckily i just got away from the toilet
I’ve always had this fear pop up now and then ever since a lady on the TV show Highway to Heaven had a snake living in her toilet
Same, wtf!?
During the time when I’m most relaxed, I’ll now be worrying about a rodent biting me on the ass. *Thanks*
Fear not, the snake coming after the mice will eat it
It´s the circle of life in your own toilet bowl.
7 circles of shit
So who eats my shit?
Someone loathsome probably
Shit eating bacteria
I think what he means is if you have no mice in your toilet bowl it's because the snakes are feasting on them.
[https://i.imgur.com/g9pHhWw.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/g9pHhWw.jpeg)
Fantastic! Got some real Quentin Blake vibes too
That's why I live reddit
[https://steiermark.orf.at/stories/3111367/](https://steiermark.orf.at/stories/3111367/) Snake emerged from toilet and bit A visit to the loo on Monday morning turned into a nightmare for a 65-year-old man from Graz: A one and a half metre long albino python emerged from the sewage pipe - and bit.
To eat his mice!
So what's worse, a snake biting my ass while I'm dropping a deuce, or a mouse?
You must now do a preemptive flush before shitting for the rest of your life.
Add some salt and vinegar and last night's food
First cockroaches in the coffee and now this. Morning ritual is over
Before you know it, they’ll be fly eggs in the tissue so there goes the morning wank.
Centipedes? In my vagina?
Retaliate by shitting violently. Thatl show it.
A friend had a situation like this. A rat began nibbling their ass when they were on the toilet. No major bites. This was in NYC.
Of course it was.
Your friend was actually going through heroin withdrawal, no real rat nibbles, Im sorry to report to you. If you knows you knows
My grandpa used to say "Takin' a shit and the rats are eatin' ya!" for this reason.
Don’t forget snakes
They mentioned that at the end of the video
I think you will ‘feed’ a snake faster than it bites your ass off
I’d be more afraid of getting bit in the balls.
This rarely happens, thanks to the efforts of plumbers, sewers are regularly maintained, so rats, in places that have better maintenance, rarely go up toilets.
What about places with septic tanks?! 😰
There is truly nothing more relaxing than sitting on the bog.
or slither up your hole
Snakes have been known to do the exact same thing
Exactly! I am on the can watching this. Now I need to hurry up
Lemmiwinks?
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So the toilet leads to a random pipe outside your house where anything can just climb into? Like, street level? Just coming out the side of the house? Hmmm
Yeah it’s definitely not getting in anywhere other than through a vent which normally comes out on the roof. So you be the judge. Septic plumbing systems are closed and use water to trap air so I don’t think Mr. Mouse is getting in if you have any sort of modern day plumbing
You'd be surprised how many things other than humans live in your house with you :)
What 🥲
There are more things living on the skin of your face than there are people living in the US.
Y they no pay rent
What
Yes
Well all your toilets and sinks and stuff have a p-trap where water sits so that septic/sewers gases can’t come back up through your drains. Stops most critters too. Though I’ve seen tons of DIY work where there is no trap or bad roof venting pulls water out of the trap, so yeah, then it can be a stinky water slide for bugs and mice and stuff. Especially if it’s a sink or something that doesn’t get used regularly.
That's what I came here to try and figure out, i know where I'm at there isn't a bunch of shit and piss just flushing into the streets and yards.
New fear unlocked. Thanks for this.
Way, way back in the day an 80s TV show called Highway to Heaven had an episode where repeatedly throughout the episode an elderly woman kept saying something was in her toilet, but when someone would come and look, nothing was there. A modern Boy Who Cried Wolf type situation. Eventually, it was revealed to be a snake. I have had that in my head since. Made it really difficult to have blind trust in the middle of the night
That’s it. I’m shitting in my pants from now on.
Find out where they are living and start shitting there to assert dominance
This is how I feel about outdoor cat owners. Lay one on their front porches. Urinate in their flowerbeds. See how they like the buildup.
How the fuck can toilet mice get past the toilet snakes?
Business partners. Snakes can't grip like mice. The mice must be helping them in some way.
What kind of house in the first world has a “gap in the sewage system” large enough for a rat to crawl into? They say “gap” and then show a gutter drainage line. If your raw sewage is just emptying on the ground outside your home, a rat in the line is the least of your concerns.
Imagine just flushing your turds onto the lawn infront of your house 😂
dogs do it so why cant we
It's your lawn, nobody will stop you
Spoken like someone who’s never lived in a shitty apartment complex where dealing with consequences of *any* incomprehensible and mind blowingly stupid building decision is a regular thing to deal with.
Are we going to pretend the toilet isn't filled with water?
It is filled with water, but I somehow got one mouse ended up in my toilet once after returning from a trip. I usually keep the top shut so the mouse died in there.
did you flush first or just business as usual
asking the important questions
The mouse corpse helps you aim
irl crossheir
Lol
There’s pockets of air I’m pretty sure. I saw some wild invention from awhile ago where they give you a straw to stick down into the toilet and breathe through when there’s a fire so you don’t die from smoke inhalation.
The bowl and the first turn in the pipe are water filled. The rest of it is open to air unless there's a problem with the line. When you flush it creates a vacuum behind the bowl that helps pull the water from the bowl down through the line. You can survive a toxic air situation by running a hose through the line but it's not going to be pleasant breathing stale and stagnant air, better than breathing smoke but definitely only should be done in an emergency
There goes my evening plans ☹️
It's much worse than stagnant air... its sewer gas and it contains methane. But ya... probably better Than breathing smoke in a fire situation
I’d guess that possibly since the mouse is crawling around in complete darkness it could see a little bit of light in the water and thus know it’s only a short swim to freedom
There was a water level in the diagram, they can hold their breath, especially snakes.
I noticed that after I commented. I didn't think mice liked swimming though.
Also why would they want to go up?
They swim through the water trap and pop out in your toilet. I wish they had shown that. It's not unheard of for people in some NYC apartments to keep a heavy book in their closed toilet lids, to keep the rats from invading through the toilet. NYC is something special.
I’ve seen a mouse coming out of a toilet once. They can swim
I like to think the mouse is listening to Survivor by Destiny's Child on the journey, like for motivation
😂😂😂
Well that mouse is in for one hell of a surprise when I drop a turd that could wipe out continents. Enough power to rival the tsar bomba type shit.
Well I live seven storeys up so I'm fine right? RIGHT????
Yes and no. The chance of snakes or mice getting up there drops but if one does get up there it's going to be a super snake or super mouse so there will be no stopping it. You'll be forced to move out.
This is no joke. One time I was walking in the hallway outside of the bathroom in my old apartment and I heard a *splish* from the toilet under its closed lid. Cautiously, I approached and opened the lid to find a little grey mouse splashing around in there like it was a public pool. Being the kind of person I am, I scooped it up in an empty butter tub and took it outside to set it free, grateful that my cats didn't notice it first.
I’d have flushed it for damn sure
Fr lol. I'm sorry but you gotta go back from whence you came, Stuart Little
Is no one going to point out that the mouse crawled into the gutter drain and not the sewer drain. Unless youre sewers drain from the sidewalk into the streets
Nah, we're just gonna ignore that and freak out
Can frogs do this? We've had frogs show up in our basement guest bathroom and there are NO other points of entry.
I had this happened after heavy rains. Freaky big black frog in the toilet. Flushed his ass back to hades
poor frog :(
I had a little green frog turn in the toilet on a mine site in Australia. Flushed it away. It was back the next day so I captured it in a box/bag (can’t remember) and relocated it at some distance. Not seen again but yes frogs will navigate the toilet drains to visit.
This is really scary for people with especially large and droopy balls....I imagine
Found a mouse in ours one morning just casually swimming around. Got him outside, he dried off and ran away. Is the story I want to believe but my guess is a hawk got him in two minutes.
New fear unlocked 😩😩😩
One purpose of the internet is to inform us the diversity of ways life can screw us.
Actually had a rat crawl up the toilet at my dad's old house. I had just gotten done using it and was walking past the bathroom again and heard splashing and strange sounds coming from the toilet. It freaked me the fuck out. It was an older house and had some issues when he initially bought it but fortunately that only happened once.
Cursed with knowledge.
Life, finds a way . . . Into your ass.
OMG this happened with a squirrel in college! There was a blue chlorox tab in the tank and the lid was down. I opened that thing up first thing in the morning and a blue stained shit squirrel jumped out and went running around the house.
Lemmewinks!!
So what people shit pipe just comes out on to the path on the outside of their house?
Kindly give credit to the creator of this video, it's Zack D films on YouTube
My poop that smells more radioactive than Chernobyl:
Dang, that's impressive. Good for them. (But not for you, lol)
I'll take my chances, my loads are humongodonga
I'm watching this on the toilet. Thank you.
You’re in for a not-so-nice surprise!
Could we train them to clear out any debris in the pipes? Drain companies charge a fortune for that.
Sharks have been found in rivers. Soon toilets.
Wow! That’s explains my crabs.
So it's a mafia, snakes and nose are working together
It seems prudent to put a little bleach in the toilet between uses.
Something, Something... Richard Gere
r/damnthatsdisgusting
This explained little to nothing. Lol. "They come into your toilet from the outside, oh and they can climb" Thanks video!
Jokes on them, my toilet is clogged
I'm a plumber and just recently I was cleaning a sewer and the biggest spider I've seen in a while came crawling out of the pipe. Was just like oh cool spiders can just chill in plugged pipes, that means they could crawl out your toilet.
I LITTERALLY just found a mouse in my kitchen yesterday, and I had no clue how it got in. Now I have to worry about toilet mice crawling in my ass.
I watched a wolf spider come out from under the toilet rim, I flush before and after now.
And frogs. Fuckers have found some way into my plumbing cause they pop up about once a month.
David Attenborough: ["I was filming at a temple in India. There were rats everywhere – literally. Returning early to the lodge one night, I sat on the toilet and a rat leapt up from between my thighs, scampered off and hid under my bed."](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/david-attenborough-im-petrified-rats-1820290)
Welp, I’ll just go shit in the litter box.
Is there not water in the bowl of American toilets??
Really wish I wouldn’t have seen this while on the toilet. Currently waiting for a snake to bite my testicles. Thanks a lot
Worst timing ever.
if you have holes in your sewage system, mice are the least of your problems
Looks like I’m shitting while standing up from now on
Somebody worked way too hard on that mouse animation.
All we need is a mouse riding a snake while you're on the can.
Wouldn't called it interesting.. it's horrifying alright
Why did I watch this shit.😖
Really shouldn’t if watched this while taking a shit
We found a rat king dead in the toilet of my Grampy's hunting lodge. I think there were about three rats in it. The water had dried up from the pipes being turned off and they had fused to the bottom of the toilet from being trapped for so long. We weren't able to get the water turned back on due to burst pipes so the only way to loosen the mice up where to pee on them and then flush them down with bug water from the pond. Fun times 😂
Not mice - RATS
So either you die of a snake bite or rabies..
Mice do not carry rabies!
Plague
Gonna put the toiler cover from now on. Maybe it will help 😅😆
Well now damnit whose idea was it to make this tutorial
And the [alligators](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080354/)?? :-F
Thanks, I hate it.
Good voice-over by Tucker Carlson
My problem is all the sewer clowns who reach up and grab me while I’m going. How do *they* make their way up the drain? I’m getting tired of it happening all the time.
I've seen squirrels in turlets before, they get into the plumbing via the vent pipes on people's roofs.
Thanks! Very useful
I *was* taking a shit...
What about dreamcatchers? Does it stop those at least??
Bats too.
So one quick flush first got it thanks
All that makes perfect sense, only if the exit from a poop machine is out in the open for them rodents to enter the cave
I'm sitting on the porcelain throne while watching this. I can feel my bum hole puckering as I watch the snake part of the video.
Oh come on
Snakes feet are specifically adapted to grip slippery wet surfaces too? Damn
Well thanks ig
Earth 20.24 patch: Added new "Flush or die" quick time event
The rat gets in your toilet because it gets into your toilet. Very educational
I had one climb up the bathtub drain. Couldn't get past the stopper, but made it to a safe spot right behind the tub overflow drain. Was there a few days. Either died or left.
…and of course I chose to watch this video while shitting. Time to wipe early and try again later.
Frogs too, I heard
Can mice hold their breaths??
So I guess I have to stand when I poo for the rest of my life
I still have a snake up my arse.
They didn’t have to make that mouse look so cute haha
Yeah but I mean it is all filled with water so they hold their breath?
Why Zack D. Films videos started to get uploaded here bruh?
How many storeys can they climb though ?
Only snake allowed in my toilet is mine
Motherfucker why did you post this? I'm scared shitless now.
r/endings
Who all got off the throne thanks to this?
Blursed Super Mario Fingers crossed Nintendo will not come after me
Thanks for reawakening a fear I haven't thought of in years...
Same with cockroaches
Do not fucking tell me that. I've worried about it before, but thought, no, surely that is not possible.