MFer took so much ozempic their pants literally fell right off them.

Underrated comment 😂😂😂. Another seal of approval for Lizzo, I mean Ozempic.

Thank you, I was quite proud of myself when I thought of it.

it was me i floated away after i injected 7 whole marijuanas and they just slipped off in the slight breeze of the dragon's wings i'm never coming down so you can keep them. i hope they stiffle the smell of your shit crusted asshole like they did mine for so many long, sweaty months namaste and definitely do drugs

You definitely need to be careful w/ pot needles, boy.

I spent $50 in the butt stuff tent. No pants could survive that.

I actually saw these very pants yesterday. But this was before the pants became a junkie, as there were no needles.

It’s always sad seeing a good pair of pants relapse. Namaste 🙏

The *needles-en-scène* in this picture is just \*mwah\*.


Those syringes have bee venom in them and get injected into your penis for enlargement. If you inject too many then your ding dong don't fit in your pants no more. This is a common occurrence.

Skys out, thighs out

Those look like they belong to my date, Lauren.

Let's give this guy a hand!

I’m pretty sure those are my wife’s boyfriend’s. He asked me to pick him up new ones on my way home from my second job.

That was me, just doing my part to keep the rents in check.

🫡

Are those up for grabs? Did anyone call dibs?

Dude from yesterday found his H! Stoked for him!

Oh shit! That signifies “Gutter Punk” territory. If you’ve seen that it’s too late, you’ve already got Hep C.

Sorry for party’n.

No you aren’t. Don’t lie.

Did they have shit stains on them?

Opiate shits

clearly belong to a diabetic

I had no idea the diabetes problem in Denver was so bad.