I mean, they *are* called "Assault Rifles" in everycother video game ever... And in real life... (Even if it's only an Assault Rifle if it has Selective Fire, which is why ArmaLites aren't Assault Rifles and why people thinking "AR" in "AR-15" is "Assault Rifle" not "ArmaLite Rifle" is funny.)
Fun fact: AR stands for ARmalite, not armalite Rifle!
AR-22: MK19 BFD (Blank Firing Device)
AR-23: MK19 Sub-caliber Training Device
AR-24: 9mm handgun
MK19 is an automatic, belt fed grenade launcher.
The 15 upvotes on my comment, 4 downvotes on yours, and the fact you cared enough to comment says otherwise. If nobody cared, those things wouldn't be true, but they are. :)
In times like these, this browser extension really comes in handy!
[https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/destiny_the_game/?utm_source=addons.mozilla.org&utm_content=rating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
You were let down. You could say you were given the run around. Or maybe they deserted you? Did it make you cry? Are you gonna say goodbye? You were told a lie, and it hurt you.
I did this one last year in our fantasy football group text. I asked the commish if we were using eden rules. "What are those?" "Eden deez nutz Tony." All that to say, fuck you, you got me.
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*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Also here [https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/sycn7d/new\_exotic\_assault\_rifle\_gift\_of\_eden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/sycn7d/new_exotic_assault_rifle_gift_of_eden/)
and here [https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/wmlspd/new\_exotic\_assault\_rifle\_gift\_of\_eden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/wmlspd/new_exotic_assault_rifle_gift_of_eden/)
The repeated joke that gets people again and again is what makes it funny (to me at least)
While the distinct sound of the gun shooting sounds like DEEZnutzDEEZnutzDEEZnutzDEEZnutz I do appriciite the updated reload sound effect giving off a loud and distinct MYBALLS
Every expansion like clockwork. I knew what is was before i even clicked to reveal spoiler
> For Ghosts who carry the weight of history.
Hi DFT!
> “Go forth and conquer.” - Birth of History
I had the ship Birth of History from the iron banner in the D1 beta, then used it all through the full game. I miss it.
I miss that behemoth.
DFT? Truly everyone is here
> "...a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism, suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into…"
I remembered right as I pressed it and it was loading up lol
It gets me every time. Can only be mad at myself lmao.
I read and was like “wait a minute?! I’ve seen this one!”
For those of us on mobile browser and old reddit, spoilers aren't hidden in titles anyway.
Like clockwork, every expansion, there's folks over on Reddit with poor grammar in the Destiny subreddits.
As is tradition.
indeed
Upvoted not because got, but for the tradition. And so more people can see deez nuts.
I much prefer this one to the night before posts.
Respectfully fuck you I got tricked
I've seen this one before but it still got me lmao
How do I read "assault rifle" and still get tricked?
tbf i've been playing since TDB and i still call them assault instead of auto rifles until i catch myself.
I mean, they *are* called "Assault Rifles" in everycother video game ever... And in real life... (Even if it's only an Assault Rifle if it has Selective Fire, which is why ArmaLites aren't Assault Rifles and why people thinking "AR" in "AR-15" is "Assault Rifle" not "ArmaLite Rifle" is funny.)
Fun fact: AR stands for ARmalite, not armalite Rifle! AR-22: MK19 BFD (Blank Firing Device) AR-23: MK19 Sub-caliber Training Device AR-24: 9mm handgun MK19 is an automatic, belt fed grenade launcher.
Nobody cares
The 15 upvotes on my comment, 4 downvotes on yours, and the fact you cared enough to comment says otherwise. If nobody cared, those things wouldn't be true, but they are. :)
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I think this is the 3rd time ive fallen for this....
I saw all all the new weapons coming for final shape, including exotics. I was not fooled.
This is my first time. So I was very excited when I opened the thread
Every fuckin' year!
Every fucking time Bravo sir
Joke as old as the traveler and yet we still fall for it every…damn…time!
Have an updoot! Reddit on! Have a gold! Tips fedora
Exotic perk - Draggin
Catalyst grants Ligima
What's Ligma?
steve jobs
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
ligma balls.
*Gets kicked in the head*
youve been rhulk'd
Guys..... who's gonna tell him
Ligma balls
You monster lol
My Bungie name is Ligma_Thralls lol
That is amazing
Good-Time Dragon
How do I still Fall for This? Fuck me. No wait, Fuck YOU!
In times like these, this browser extension really comes in handy! [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/destiny_the_game/?utm_source=addons.mozilla.org&utm_content=rating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh fuck off how did I fall this hard
fucking flawless execution
Fuck you this was Flawless
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
If you're poly, you can become more inclusive!
My favorite post every year
Never gets old! Still fell for it xD
Sounds like it's going to go very well with that Takal Ick Hunter chest that was datamined too.
Takal Ick?
Takal Ick of deez nuts thanks
No problem, lol Takal ick is a new one for me so I was glad to see what the punchline was
Take a lick. Took me a second too
I would love it if Bungie eventually did add an exotic AR named this.
[Screens of the exotic perks and stats can be found here](https://imgur.com/E6Kc9M5)
Booo, I wanted to get rick rolled
You were let down. You could say you were given the run around. Or maybe they deserted you? Did it make you cry? Are you gonna say goodbye? You were told a lie, and it hurt you.
I was lowkey hoping for the Forsen "get the average reddit user to click this link twice" guy
CLASSIC
WOW FINALLY!! THIS WAS DATAMINED BEFORE WITCH QUEEN TOO!
That's what she said?
...I swear "Gift of Eden" is a cognitohazard. I forget about it every time, and as a result, I fall for it when it pops back up.
I fall for this literally every year,
/r/Angryupvote
I was waiting for this lmao
EVERY! YEAR!!!!
EVERY YEAR I FALL FOR THIS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
Every goddamn year I fall for it
I hate you so much, take my like and GET LOST.
Oh baby, it's about that time again!
Saw the title, already had seen it before, but a certified classic nonetheless.
Lol I got got 😭
respectfully, eat my nuts for tricking me when I should have seen it coming.
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled
If it weren’t for the Sony leak, we could’ve been actually surprised to see this in game!
What if you are allergic to nuts
NOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My children's children's grandchildren just felt this one. I trusted you!!!!!
Fair.
I've been bamboozled again!
GODDAMMIT
Here is your up vote.
This was 100% worth whatever the award I sent over is.
Good day sir
You know what
Thank you, I needed this. Everything is right with the world now.
Damn you lol
One of these days Bungie is gonna add an actual exotic rifle called Gift of Eden after how long this meme went on for 😂.
I'm not falling for this shit for the 3rd time.
Take my upvote god dammit
every fucking time
I hate you
How many times have I forgotten this shit and clicked this kind of post lmao
Fuck, I literally remembered as I clicked on the post aswell
I ain’t even mad
I've seen this joke before and I still fell for it this time...
I ignored this initially because I didn't want to be spoiled... now I'm glad I opened it. Lmao well played.
Goteeemmmm!
God damnit, not again lmfao
How do I fall for this every single expansion? Take my angry upvote
Respectfully, fuck you.
This post killed my cat with Ligma.
Every fucking year. 🤣
ahh ya got me ya filthy bastard
John Destiny Back at it Again.
Bro is a menace, i remember you got everyone last year
Take me back to Eden...
New Vex Themed Exotic: Mind Goblin. Mind Goblin Deez nuts.
Thank you, that's what I deserve for looking at a spoiler.
Variks: You disappoint *intitates Warden's Judgement*
The title saying ‘assault rifle’ made me suspect this would be the first ‘gotcha’ I saw of the new expansion. Was not disappointed :)
You sly bastard.....I salute you!
Aiat
Didn't get me this time you bugger lol
Outstanding play, Guardian
It’ll be very effective against the mind goblin
was hoping for void flavored, not salty.
Fuck
Fuck
Fucker 🤣
Haven’t played in a year, and saw this randomly. Wanted to check out the new gun but no 😔
Cmon man
Aww, sonovabitch.
I fucking love the internet Lol!!!
Haven't played this fucking game in close to a decade, saw this on the front page, clicked out of pure curiosity, got got. Fuck.
I hope you stub your toe multiple times
LMAO
I did this one last year in our fantasy football group text. I asked the commish if we were using eden rules. "What are those?" "Eden deez nutz Tony." All that to say, fuck you, you got me.
it's that time of year again
Why do I keep falling for this shit lol
Shit this got me!
I knew, yet still bit the onion.
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Ah, all these years you accompanied me, thank you for shaping my memories, I will never forget how you deez’d me for the first time, true chad.
I am not the original - nor was the person before me, I merely continue the joke for posterity
i will never get tired of this joke
Bro I fell for this in the destiny forums years ago xD
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Dammit, did get me.
How do I fall for this every expansion God dammit
This ALMOST got me for the 3rd time in a row. I forgot last year, not this year bitch
Cmere you fucking hunk of lead I want to die
You fucker. Got me good
Time for the obligatory “Hentai” tag on Steam lmao
You son of a bitch...
I think out of everything this game has offered, this is gonna be one of the things I miss the most
I think out of everything this game has offered, this is gonna be one of the things I miss the most
Got the fuck outta me
well done
[https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/i9t94p/new\_exotic\_assault\_rifle\_gift\_of\_eden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/i9t94p/new_exotic_assault_rifle_gift_of_eden/) Interesting
Also here [https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/sycn7d/new\_exotic\_assault\_rifle\_gift\_of\_eden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/sycn7d/new_exotic_assault_rifle_gift_of_eden/) and here [https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/wmlspd/new\_exotic\_assault\_rifle\_gift\_of\_eden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/wmlspd/new_exotic_assault_rifle_gift_of_eden/) The repeated joke that gets people again and again is what makes it funny (to me at least)
Every year
I'm gona tell Zavala
Damn it. You got me again.
Every damn year 😂😂
Knew what it was from the title, clicked anyways. Classic.
I haven't played since Beyond Light and this shit had me wheezing, so dumb hahah
Not gonna get me this time, you fuck. Props for trying tho.
Doesn't that drop from the Mind Goblin?
This is the first year it didn’t get me, let’s go
Needs a buffs bungie
At this point, if we ever get another lighthearted sub-expansion, they should make Gift of Eden real.
Can someone ELI5 the joke here.
🖕 ###🖕 ##🖕 #🖕 #🤬🤬🤬
This generations version of the rick roll i stg
Mods, fucking kill that guy. Beat him to death with hammers.
Skill issue on user behalf imo
Sigh, you got me.
Why the fuck does this have 5300 upvotes? ... Anyway, take my upvote and get out.
While the distinct sound of the gun shooting sounds like DEEZnutzDEEZnutzDEEZnutzDEEZnutz I do appriciite the updated reload sound effect giving off a loud and distinct MYBALLS
Gets me every year.
Void exotic?
Take your uphorn and go.
Every fucking expansion I get got
Not a year goes by that I don't fall for this ... goddamn it...
God fucking dammit man I keep falling for this shit
I knew EXACTLY what this was and I still feel for it hook, line and stinker
Came looking for this. Was not disappointed.
Suspected. Clicked anyway. Not disappointed.
I hope bungie actually makes this a weapon lol
Not again....
That’s twice now, you fiend. There won’t… may not be a third
Eyyyyyyyyyy
You know what? I ain’t even mad.
Outside of the game itself, this thread is what I look forward to most whenever an expansion launches XD
Every year
?
r/destinycirclejerk is that way
Fuck off
Next year it'll be my turn to post this tired meme
Nice try. Come up with something new