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Mario1599

Course it’s a pitbull


foggin_estandards2

That's what I wanted to say. People here don't hate dogs. They hate pitbulls. And rightly so. Fucking hellbeasts...


unbalancedcentrifuge

I dont hate dogs...I do think putbulls are dangerous dogs that are only owned for status and should not be pets. ...and people who use the term "furbaby". I REALLY hate that!


RandyNelson

Shitbulls


Mario1599

I don’t hate dogs I really don’t even dislike them (except pitbulls hate them with a burning passion) I just like the funny memes people post here


peechs01

I don't hate dogs *per se*, I hate the dog culture I am cynophobic, tho


Mario1599

Also the people who try and force you to interact with their dogs like if I wanted to interact I would of asked stop shoving your mutt in my face


Mario1599

I can’t stand most dog owners especially the ones that don’t pick up the shit like there are some that actually do but so many don’t and it’s gross


Necessary-Company660

Cynophobia is described as an irrational fear. It is often caused by a dog attack. How tf is that irrational? I enjoy some dogs, but some act like they want to kill me. There's nothing irrational about that. Treatment is supposed to be exposure therapy, aka torture. Just keep the mutts away from people who are uneasy around them. Dogs get better treatment than humans often. I hate people who treat dogs like royalty.


peechs01

When I was 4 a doberman almost took my left leg. When I was 7 a dalmatian almost took my right arm. So yeah, I AM scared shitless when I sense the slightest intention of attacks, or the freaking things advances towards me. No matter the size.


Necessary-Company660

So irrational! /s


Mario1599

All phobia is described as irrational yet I don’t think most phobias are irrational if you have a reason for them


TooMuchGrilledCheez

Its rational to be wary of a dog, but there is a point where it becomes irrational People who have cynophobia display irrational responses around dogs that do not accurately reflect how a normally rational actor would deal with their environment


Necessary-Company660

Normal means what? Dog means what? Experience is relevant. Breed is relevant. Traumatized people are relevant. Enironment ... you know what a dog nutter is ....


peechs01

By the way the other redditor phrased, I guess the normal response would be offer the neck, lay on the floor offering you organs or let the dog mount you


mangoflavouredpanda

I hate dog culture too.


foggin_estandards2

Exactly the same here.


Mario1599

I remember someone here once said that you don’t need to hate dogs to like this sub cause it’s good to laugh at yourself sometimes


emeraldkat77

I'm the same.


N_U_T

Hate is a strong word but I do genuinely dislike dogs, they stink, they slobber and they’re not meant to be kept in houses


Negative-Savings-932

They're better than cats, that's for sure.


BurntNBroke

How though? I never hear people dying by getting mauled by a house cat. Vs you hear pitbull attacks every other week nowadays


mangoflavouredpanda

I don't take my cat for walks just so it can shit everywhere. My cat doesn't make a fuck load of annoying noise all day every day.


N_U_T

Wrong 👎


yellow_algae

I don't hate dogs nor do I hate pitbulls. I don't think pitbulls should exist and I dislike all dogs. I hate dog culture though.


InvestmentOverall936

I don’t hate dogs. I hate pitbulls. I hate dog culture.


nemgermisson

nah I hate dogs across the board


Thhhroowwawayy

No, you’re wrong, they’re just the worst. You’re a nutter. Edit: keep downvoting, dog nutters, and go sleep with your mutant!!


stiF_staL

It's how they're raised and trained mixed with what they're physically built for. It's like an unresponsable gun owner with a rifle (pit bull) vs a bb gun (a beagle or something) Edit: I realize this argument only works if you support gun ownership so let me get back to this.


foggin_estandards2

Raising and training have absolutely nothing to do with it. The fact of the matter is that they were bred for bloodsports. Therefore, it's in their genes to attempt to kill, and that whacking them is just fueling them. They're not suitable for pets period.


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

I get where you're coming from but a major difference between a dog and a gun is that guns are inanimate objects. A gun cannot hurt anyone unless it's being used by a person. A dog can hurt someone without any human agency.


stiF_staL

Very fair point there.


KippySmith

And no leash in sight.


Mario1599

Poor baby is probably leash reactive


Mario1599

Do I need to spell it out this is called sarcasm the only people who downvote sarcasm are people who don’t understand sarcasm or people who take offense to what’s being said so Who’s the person who doesn’t understand sarcasm Or who’s the dog owner that walks their dog off leash in Public and thinks it’s ok


Mario1599

Is anyone capable of using words to explain what’s so offensive to you guys about a joke MAKING FUN OF DOG OWNERS


Mario1599

Who is the idiot that downvoted sarcasm


Mario1599

Someone didn’t like being called out I see


Mario1599

I thought a humor sub would be able to understand humor but the evidence says no


Mario1599

Yeah i don’t believe a humor sub is getting this upset over a joke


upsidedownbackwards

That's why I get off and walk my bike past dogs keeping it between them and me. I If its off leash the mace is out too (good ol' liquid leash pointed at their dog's face the whole time to make up for their lack of leash). I got speared by a dog at speed once and really ate shit on a hard dirt road. Totally not worth the risk.


yellow_algae

On my morning runs, I have to stop running and walk past dogs now because they jump at you. I was on a run once and an off leased husky jumped on me, I'm a small woman so it knocked me over with a surprising amount of strength. Caused me to break my ankle on the concrete. 😕


mattied971

Such a responsible owner 🙄 Blame the owner, not the breed. That's the saying, isn't it?


WildlifeRules

oh here's the funny part, they will go absolutely wild when their own argument is thrown back at them. Just say, "dog deserves a better owner!" Because, that is true and you see said owner go primate


peechs01

Oh, in this video in particular I can see they all ganging up to blame the dude in the electric thinguie... "He saw the poor pupper! He should've braked"


WildlifeRules

because saying "wow I should actually think about the safety of my dog, especially when I can clearly see that there is something coming at the general direction" is too logical and caring for their own pet


peechs01

Have you ever seen how insulted they look when you ignore their dogs? It's as if you should idolize it as much as they do.


WildlifeRules

These people are w i l d I swear. They turn neanderthal anything about ^(spaying and neutering)


peechs01

Yeah... I heard a dude say he wouldn't spay his dog because if he did the dog wouldn't "defend his home from bandits"... They live in the same apartment complex than I... With 24/7 security... If they did invade, the freaking dog wouldn't be a deterrent


WildlifeRules

what a smooth brain


TooMuchGrilledCheez

So what are they trying to say about the average pitbull owner then? What common factor do many of them share? 🤔


mattied971

That they are great nanny dogs and love unconditionally


ArgetKnight

I hope that dog is fucking *my lawyer has adviced me to not continue this comment*


anythingMuchShorter

>I hope that dog is fucking *my lawyer* Wow I'm glad this sentence improved after this point.


Tausendberg

Wait, are you telling me there are idiot pit nutters in France?


Willing-Argument-120

They’re supposed to be muzzled, as they’re a restricted type, but pit nutters are evidently the same all over the world.


Specific_Ad9576

Notice how it’s always either some dude with a massive ego and nothing to show for it or an insufferable emotionally unstable woman


BritishCO

Its spreading.


not-a-fucktard

You should be lucky the heckin’ good boi was excited to see you! We don’t deserve dogs. 🙄


Astr0kittenz

Put it down fuck.


mattied971

The guy on the scooter thing is very clearly in the wrong here. He should've known that scooters and other light duty electric transportation apparatus are very triggering to dogs. He deserved every bit of that, faceplant and all. Some people are so cruel, I'll tell ya. Nobody understands the plight of poorly disciplined canines


BritishCO

It is sad because it is true.


Few_Primary7184

I’m surprised. Usually a dog owner’s reaction to such a thing is to laugh like crazy… this reaction was somewhat refreshing lol


Any_Afternoon7372

remember, it’s always ok to do whatever you have to do to protect yourself from these mutated things


mangoflavouredpanda

Why is she recording it... Did she know this was going to happen? Did she not say sorry? Lol wow at least say sorry...


NoShape7689

It's staged


BrvtalSlam

i hope the dog is not okay <3


Intrepid-Living753

What a fucking stupid creature. "Oh look, a fast moving vehicle on my left. OVER TO THE LEFT I GO!"


Old-Pianist7745

yeah and their fans swear they're intelligent. ...I don't think so. I think they're dumb as a box of rocks


kookiepop

This is why I carry a 12 inch blade


TooMuchGrilledCheez

Are you fighting bears or ninjas?


zmeowiez1

Why is this so funny omg, like why is a blade necessary in this situation lmao


laughingashley

It would hurt a lot if you fell onto your own knife from this scooter lol That dude is wilding


boredlostcause

Dude, a pocket knife would be more than enough to deter an attacking dog. No need for 12 inch blades there Rambo.


French_Taylor

At least the caption and the video aren’t made by the same person, according to the context. Not that this excuses their inability to control their animal, but I saw the excessive emojis and thought they were really laughing at their dog potentially injuring a bystander…


ArcticRhombus

No, ça definitely does not va after that fucking crash.


shotdeadm

Ban them


Teckton013

Pits they fucking suck.


dinotrauma

Another stupid shitbull and it's dumbass owner not using a leash. Same old story


Maximus_Gaming_227

if my dog did that, it would go through hell from me


JOCO_Q

I ride by people slow, especially if they have pets


Leblau

Hope that monster was hurt badly!


boredlostcause

To be fair , the dog attacked the scooter. He didn't seem to go after the guy riding it.


qe2eqe

80 comments from hateful bedwetters and only 3 them even come close to acknowledging that going really fast really close to animals you don't know is a bad idea.


yellow_algae

The dog should be on a fucking leash. He's going down a path which is his right to. Just because you own a dog doesn't mean people should change their life to accommodate you


qe2eqe

yes, you're technically allowed to do the move only an idiot solipsist would do. Thanks for pointing that out, keep up the great work