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I'd watch the hell out of that.
How about a bachelorette but every contestant is Michael in one of his different characters?
Prison Mike would win, hands down.
He's faced dementors. No man could protect her better.
And has eaten nothing but gruel.
He'd be da belle of da ball.
Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap
He doesn’t need to know your last name, because you’ll be screaming it tonight.
She’ll be screaming her own last name ?
Hey! Watch it!
Fried or fertilized?
Is that a Turquoise jeep reference in the wild???
Yep!!
That man just exudes sex
I don't eat eggs. Most people like coffee in the morning. Cream and sugar for me.
Wait, is this JUST cream and sugar?!
I like my eggs fried on a George Foreman grill minus the grilled foot.
He cleaned it off.
Is that... *Gasp* Date Mike? *Swoons*
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
*awkward wink*
I would let him manage my branch.
Somehow, he manages
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Date Mike eventually turned into Prison Mike
Fine. You win, let’s have a fucking kid !!
Do..do you really want a kid?
"Should I phone you, or nudge you?"
He watches dating shows and he learns more from the losers than the winners!
Now you’re talking. I’d watch the shit out of that show.
Let’s hope cousin Isabelle is on it too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Michael Scarn
People like to say Dinner Party or Scott's Tots are the cringiest episodes, but Date Mike really takes the cake for me. I can barely watch it.
Bring Dwight in as host and you got my attention. 😂
I would watch
‘How do you like your eggs in the morning?’ *wink*
And make you bedside bacon
Date Mike: Do you fear, or love me? Her: Fear. Date Mike: Gah! Dammit... You were so hot... you were supposed to say both. Next. Swap. Next one. Whose up?
I'd watch the hell out of that.
How about a bachelorette but every contestant is Michael in one of his different characters?
Prison Mike would win, hands down.
He's faced dementors. No man could protect her better.
And has eaten nothing but gruel.
He'd be da belle of da ball.
Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap
He doesn’t need to know your last name, because you’ll be screaming it tonight.
She’ll be screaming her own last name ?
Hey! Watch it!
Fried or fertilized?
Is that a Turquoise jeep reference in the wild???
Yep!!
That man just exudes sex
I don't eat eggs. Most people like coffee in the morning. Cream and sugar for me.
Wait, is this JUST cream and sugar?!
I like my eggs fried on a George Foreman grill minus the grilled foot.
He cleaned it off.
Is that... *Gasp* Date Mike? *Swoons*
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
*awkward wink*
I would let him manage my branch.
Somehow, he manages
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Date Mike eventually turned into Prison Mike
Fine. You win, let’s have a fucking kid !!
Do..do you really want a kid?
"Should I phone you, or nudge you?"
He watches dating shows and he learns more from the losers than the winners!
Now you’re talking. I’d watch the shit out of that show.
Let’s hope cousin Isabelle is on it too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Michael Scarn
People like to say Dinner Party or Scott's Tots are the cringiest episodes, but Date Mike really takes the cake for me. I can barely watch it.
Bring Dwight in as host and you got my attention. 😂
I would watch
‘How do you like your eggs in the morning?’ *wink*
And make you bedside bacon
Date Mike: Do you fear, or love me? Her: Fear. Date Mike: Gah! Dammit... You were so hot... you were supposed to say both. Next. Swap. Next one. Whose up?