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Cautious_Role_668

Kelly likes zack braff


Wavey_ATLien

Ryan: Why does everyone keep saying that? He doesn’t look anything like me! I mean, are we both handsome? Of course. Do women swoon over both of us? Definitely! But come on.. it’s just not fair to him to be compared to me. **prolonged shifty eye contact with camera**


ilikedanishfilms

Fun Thing: In the german dub, Zach Braff as JD in Scrubs and Ryan Howard have the same voice actor


ImAGoddamDuck

That is a fun thing


pisspot26

German efficiency wins again


WampaCat

I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a German-Chinese hybrid.


TheClotThickens

Are you sure? Isn’t your German mostly pre-industrial and mostly religious?


RageyxCagey

"Kelly, your boyfriend, WUPHF"


Suspicious_Row_9451

Fun fact: they used a picture of a boy for Buzz’ girlfriend because they didn’t want to make a girl feel bad.


cantonic

The art director’s son wearing a wig!


stewwwwart

I thought it was the directors kid but nonetheless a true story


RageyxCagey

Well that's just amazing! Makes me love the movie a little more (It's one of my favorites) - I cant wait to remember this when the holidays come around


Richard-Brecky

If you're on reddit a lot you'll get to remember it many many times.


spunkrepeller

"Dude did you know viggo mortenson actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet in this scene"


makemeking706

Fun fact: they used a picture of a boy for Buzz’ girlfriend because they didn’t want to make a girl feel bad.


Theswansescaped8

If you think that’s great wait till you hear about Steve Buscemi


RussiaIsBestGreen

He’s a girl in a wig?


thewaterglizzy

No, that animal blundetto. Whatever happened there


Funkyduck8

I'm glad I called *that* guy


Theswansescaped8

Ha


Future-Swordfish2305

Yeah, the good old days when kids movies were about a neglectful family accidentally forgetting a kid at home and that terrified kid fending off criminals trying to harm him. Really brings the season home.😂😂


notimeleft4you

To hell with Pam’s landlord I guess.


Fieri_qui_es

I've always wondered how they cast “ugly kid” etc


AliceInWeirdoland

I know that with Neville in the Harry Potter movies they purposefully did stuff like putting something behind his ears to make them stick out more, and they gave him fake crooked teeth.


Fieri_qui_es

I mean more like agents or even casting calls -”looking for hairy fat person for role”


goldenfluff23

I mean to be fair “ugly” is not the same as “hairy and fat”


Fieri_qui_es

As fat and/or hairy I agree


DannyDeVitaLoca

Hey homie, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see ;)


atlhawk8357

They'll use words like "homely," but pretty much yeah that's what they do.


AliceInWeirdoland

Yeah, I especially wonder about that with little kids. Adults are choosing to be in that business; they know what they're doing and presumably can stop. With kids, there's a whole ethical minefield to contend with.


Trebek007

Sign me up fam


Trucktub

Brilliant choice tbh!


Gorrila_Doldos

Huh


june-in-space

Look it’s Ry from WUPHF!


Key-Cry-8570

It’s Ryan the WUPHF guy!


turbo_fried_chicken

It's Ryan, from WUPHF!


RageyxCagey

"What's he doing up there?! .. WUPHF Condoms! 50,000 condoms outta the sky!"


NoLeadership6832

"As God as my witness, I thought condoms could fly!" Or something like that.


washington_breadstix

Kelly, your boyfriend, WLHUNG.


Melk_411

You a big William Hung fan?


RobinOldsMustache

Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?


roastingmytaters

👏🏽


ARealJezzing

Read this in Lord Flasheart’s voice


RebK1987

🤣well I don’t even need to ready any other answers now


Tz1771

What does mean wuphf


capncait

This is a play on a line from the movie Home Alone, where Kevin says "Buzz's girlfriend... WOOF" Like a dog to imply that she was ugly. At the end of the series, Ryan created a social media company called Wuphf.


Alternative_Cookie60

Washington University Public Health Fund


fighting_geese

"I hear he started the fire!"


enterpaz

Fire-d guy


JoeVanHammer

Nice one Kev


bloodwolftico

What about Fire Girl?


ender1209

Too soon.


grafxguy1

"The pita's always burning..."


Future_Competition75

It was only burning while the world was turning


tricky4444

Laughed at this one


sportsnatic

He looks like a Shoe Bitch.


kewcumber_

Kelly Zach Braff ko pasand karti hai Kelly likes Zach Braff


Hungry-Strategy5874

I’m not understanding why she would say that when seeing Ryan for the first time.


MacualayCocaine

The joke is just that he looks like Zach Braff to them. They are just being mean middle schoolers in another language. Also I can confirm this was a funny bit in the mid 2000s when scrubs/garden state was popular.


Anxious_Bus_8892

Idk, but I think there was some overlap between scrubs and the office and they're both from NBC/ABC. Sometimes shows within the same network like to do shoutouts to eachother without context.


Informal_Bus_4077

NBC and abc are different networks though. Competing networks.


Anxious_Bus_8892

Sorry, I meant that there was an overlap when they were with on NBC. Scrubs switched to ABC after the Diwali episode but in 2006, they were both NBC.


Informal_Bus_4077

That's right I forgot scrubs was on both networks. So yeah could be some cross promotion.


tsqadri102

If I remember the line correctly she says “this is the boy that Kelly likes”. Nothing crazy but figured people would be interested in what she actually said.


Even-Jury-1284

The correct translation is “Kelly likes Zach Braff” and their Hindi accent is very American


Wavey_ATLien

Well someone here is a big ol stinky liar! Now which one of y’all is it??


aceofspadez138

The second one is correct* “Kelly likes Zach Braff”


BlackLeader70

The second one is a liar or is the truth? See Kevin, thats the problem with your method, you need to use more words!


Even-Jury-1284

Mine is correct. The quote is “केली जैक ब्राफ को पसंद करती है” or phonetically “Kelly Zach Braff ko pasand karti hai”


BridgesOnB1kes

That’s a wrap.


instrangerswetrust

With hummus


JWOLFBEARD

And a cookie cookie


rkincaid007

You touched it with your hands


Emilayday

Try my cookie cookie!


MyBoldestStroke

It had Toby’s babaganoush!


WampaCat

If we don’t patronize the only Syrian restaurant in town, all that’s left will be pan pizzas and, you know… make your own salads


LydianAlchemist

and the blue busty gal, who's she?


Crommington

Why waste time say lot words when few words do trick?


sibyllineprophecy

See world


broccoli5

Sea world?


chrysalisempress

No, see the world


throwawayamasub

She 100 percent said the zach braff thing. Also you can hear her actually say zach braff so that tracks What kills me is how bad the accent hit my ear and I probably have the worst indian accent ever being born in america


Phish777

And Ryan says it afterwards


vishalb777

> asks for wrong answers > calls someone a liar when they give a wrong answer


EternalTides1912

Me knowing Hindi and not knowing Zach Braff was so confusing. I couldn’t figure out what Kelly liked!


LydianAlchemist

You can't do it all on your own, cause you know, you're no superman.


WampaCat

Even though Ryan says “they said something about Zach Braff“ ?


Routine_Size69

Wouldn't it be accurate for it to be American? They were born in America


Even-Jury-1284

Yes, it seems appropriate that they have an American accent


ssp25

They would be called desi


vishalb777

ABCD


bhai_ka_fav_jaanwar

And I find it funny how they speak hindi with such heavy accents in all anerican shows yet also speak hindi with an American one


Even-Jury-1284

You mean they speak Hindi with American accents and English with Indian accents? They are probably exaggerating the Indian accent while speaking English for people who expect them to sound like Apu. They don’t bother with the Hindi accent as only people who speak Hindi would notice


peaveyftw

A woman I know is Belgian and has lived in the United States for decades. She has a thick French accent. When she goes home to Belgium they tease her for her thick southern accent.


Wavey_ATLien

I was curious actually! She must be saying sarcastically or something right? Thanks for the translate friend-o!


Ozymandiasssssssss

you, my fellow human, are the best 🙏🏽


roastingmytaters

"You know how I know he's gay?"


Wavey_ATLien

He macraméd himself a pair of jean shorts?


roastingmytaters

"He liked my Facebook photos at 3 am."


PaulClarkLoadletter

That’s gay?


syzamix

That sounds like you should stay away from Ryan


casey12297

3am is the gayest time to like pics, didn't you know?


JiveTurkey1983

He listens to Coldplay


Altruistic-Coyote868

I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.


Wavey_ATLien

He has a bumper sticker that says “cowboys butts drive me nuts”


monkeychasedweasel

He likes it when balls are in his mouth?


turbo_fried_chicken

"Big William Hung fan?"


Brush_my_teeth_4_me

Because he listens to Coldplay


Crazy-Path-7929

The funniest part of this scene is when she says their names, two of them have traditional Indian names and then one of them is just Tiffany. And she's Kelly.


dsjunior1388

Love this joke because it's very true of first generation American families from many countries. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN1UG4rw/


LaLaLenin

You don't think that's a personal choice?


Wavey_ATLien

I’ll start: “Kelly should have accepted the arranged marriage. Dad has better taste in men than she does!”


TexehCtpaxa

Kelly’s boyfriend looks like a short skinny Zach Braff.


PoeJam

"They should've put him in custardy"


Wanda_McMimzy

“Kelly’s his biggest flan!”


ueffo

Pudding….. trying to think of another one


JohnnySkidmarx

“Look, Kelly’s boyfriend is just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.”


rmccarthy10

"*I wonder if he knows, she wasn't even sad at our sister's funeral....*"


nickz1122

I always wondered why Kelly’s sisters have such strong accents


ssdsr

I never noticed and think it's because I know quite a few thrid culture kids and they are very interesting language-wise.  Some of them switch accents depending who they are talking to.  I know kids who can but won't speak their first language to their parents(because they know English), but will speak it to the grandparents and other relatives who don't speak English, they will speak with neutral accent to their foreign born parents (more clear, easier to understand to a foreigner but still words are properly pronounced) and they use the local accent talking to their siblings and friends. If you ask them to change it  and "speak British to your mum" they say they can't.  They usually can mock their parents accent extremely well too. Maybe it was an error, but  Tldr: it is possible  Kelly's sister's change their accent depending where they are.


Wavey_ATLien

I’m a grown ass man and I switch accents based on who I’m talking to lol I don’t necessarily mean to, but code switching is definitely a thing


rgrossi

I never thought about that, good point


quayle-man

Some people are also more in touch with their origin language and culture as a kid, and drift apart as they get older. I grew up in an immigrant Cuban household. I learned Spanish first and was immersed in the Cuban culture because of my mom and her family. But as I grew older, I learned English, mostly forgot Spanish, and I’m not that in touch with my Cuban side anymore, now that I moved away.


Clydefrog030371

That guy plays first base for the philadelphia phillies?


mukduk_101

Our dead grandmother came to me in a dream last night. She should wait for Ravi.


Civil-Resolution3662

That mother fucker has a big ass head.


the-raccoon-person

"that tall skinny white boy has no idea what he is getting into, haha!"


Sk8c

Tall?


theBlackflower85

“Not you, you’d be like a little boy who’s lost his balloon”


pisspot26

Nellie mocking Ryan awakens something in me


superunsubtle

Little old man boy


Anxious_Bus_8892

She said "Kelly Zach Braff ko pasand karti hein", which literally translated to "Kelly likes Zach Braff".


justForked

Your boyfriend looks like he’d poison his own baby and run away with you type


TiccBoi69

“His thing is so small, if it was an Ipod it’d be a shuffle”


TheLastTreeOctopus

"Do you think he's ever been to Jitters?"


duffoneas

Try my cookie cookie


skyeandjojo

This is so irrelevant but I went to middle school with that girl! Her name was Jaysha. Small world.


hungroleplayr

Hey it’s Ryan from wuphf


AtlasShrugged-

The ry guy!


jim_halpertuna

Googi Googi Googi!


Future_Competition75

Slap!!!!


Qu33nKal

"Kelly likes Zach Braff"


Prestigious-Lab8945

I thought she said he was the hottest in the office.


AdSuitable8102

He never made a sale did he?


jimjamesjimothy6969

Has he lost his mind? I wonder if someone can help him find it


QueenFartknocker

“He’s the Brad to her Angelina”


[deleted]

Does one of them die?


RandolphCarter15

More important question-which one died?


Wanda_McMimzy

“I want to give that that little old man boy a noogie, but I don’t know how much his last haircut cost.”


resilientenergy

"He wants an Xbox but ps3 is better" 😂😂😂 (I like all consoles I just was trying to make a funny)


Batdog55110

They said:"Isn't Rajanigandha a boy's name?"


SomaCowJ

"I'll bet he has tried her googi-googi!"


nnvb13

I heard he wanted to buy an Xbox and we know Playstation is better


z-727

Look It's Ryan from WHPHF.com!


BigKillaCam757

rayan started the fire 🔥


Impossible-Inside-42

They said Ryan looked like Zach Braff


Sudden-Ad3386

He looks like Zach braff.


Biscuits4u2

He looks very successful for his age


ReginaFelangi987

“He has a lot of confidence for a short skinny man”


MrBitz1990

Anyone speak fluent Indian who can actually translate?


Delicious-Status9043

*Native American


dsjunior1388

You seem like the person who'd say "you look 'how do you say' radiant tonight" to a lady in Winnipeg who's been speaking English to you.


NoMoodToArgue

Anyone? There are like a billion people who can do this.


MrBitz1990

Bravo 👍🏼


LeftNeck9994

I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. Look alive, Halpert.


lebryant_westcurry

Kelly likes BJs


Vanator_Obosit

“I heard he started a fire…”


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

He looks like he smells like mayonnaise.


thatonepal_04

Ryan started the fireee.


grafxguy1

"I heard he once defrauded some shareholders...."


Lost-Yesterday-9077

I'm from India so I know Hindi but I couldn't for my life figure out what she was saying. The accent is too thick


username_0207

Maybe it’s Tamil?


Shashankamouli

It isn't. They speak Hindi with a heavy accent. They say, "Kelly Zack Braff ko pasand karti hai", which translates to "Kelly likes Zack Braff".


Svengoolie75

He looks so broke he can’t afford an X-Box 😂🤣


Golden5StarMan

That’s the FIIRREE GUYYYYYY


spash_bazbo69

Something about Zach Braff


kudawira

I guess the rest of the characters have been speaking some foreign language the whole time!


SJBond33

Look how tall that guy is


harpy24

Something about Zac Braff obviously


Bertje87

Native language lol


riceischeap

He loves ketchup.


Wolf-Legion

"It's the fire guy"


Accomplished-Deer614

“Kelly! How are you?? Welcome to my convenience store!”


justsomedude4202

“This little fairy looks nothing like Zach Braff”


taimoor2

They say: "Kelly aap ko buhat pasand karti hai" --> Basically, "Kelly likes you".


dsjunior1388

They definitely say "Zach Braff" and Ryan himself repeats that they mentioned Zach Braff


Unlucky-Nebula-7652

My dog is getting old and sometimes it makes me versad


GlitzyGhoul

“Who’s the gora?”


KrakenMcCracken

“I can’t wait to wear his face”


Fuzzy-Bean

“Fire guy”


Randomlord9001

KELLY, A BOY😨👉


No_Might1856

Gulabi?


donaggie03

Would


Sensitive-Human2112

“He’s gay? I like gay guys.”


beer_jew

Ftf


linkerxhunter

That’s the guy who bets on my sister all the time


Ok-State-7160

He loves ketchup


nasnedigonyat

He looks like a nimble dancer!