Great pic!
Pre rhinoplasty.
Pre hair transplants.
Pre eyebrow transplant. (Sounds crazy but review old photos)
Pre lower blepharoplasty
Pre buccal fat removal
Pre lip injections
Pre jaw implant/ juicing with T / HGH
You missed out how much filler he has injected into his face. His entire face is significantly larger than it was because of all the filler. If you compare old and new photos he's had it injected around the cheekbones, under-eye and cheek area. It's almost like he's had an entirely new face pumped under the skin. And he still looks like an aging cod.
It is. Here’s some I made:
https://imgur.com/gallery/746Gkh3
Sidenote - I am CONVINCED Elon has a say in some of the ai image prompting. You have to really trick it to not get him in a black shirt or jacket many times.
EDIT: I apologize! I didn’t make this, I prompted them in midjourney and went through a bunch of iterations.
https://preview.redd.it/u49dlyncdjwc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbd30523b353eb272c03d969fbf2b94ae0a81c7
Elmira, just another career girl
Don’t worry. I can’t stand him. I just thought they were funny because he’s obsessed with his image.
Also let me say this because I forgot: I didn’t “make it”, I sent prompts and chose iterations.
Laziness. He could easily hire a good nutritionist and cook to get him great tasting, reasonably healthy food, and could spend bare minimum time working out or doing cardio to stay looking above average. But he can't be bothered.
Lets see if he has ANY chance vs Commander Data
https://preview.redd.it/r62grqkpsiwc1.png?width=307&format=png&auto=webp&s=404d6fda009072eb96c001d12eaecc1e51101769
urrrr nope
look at his right hand. this shit isn't real and it would be really great if we could just focus on the real life shitty parts of him
edit. also c'mon what kind of swimsuit do you think he's wearing that looks like it was cut with scissors at the bottom and tied in a knot at the top
Elon will never see this. Fat people who frequent this sub will and the lesson we take away is “we think you look gross and ugly but we’d only ever say it out loud if we thought you deserved it”.
What? That can't be real. He's supposed to have rippling muscles and weirdly textured skin and an idaho potato sized bulge. He's definitely in good enough shape to fight Zuckerberg!
At least that's what all his fans have been telling me.
Gosh I hate Elon as much as you guys but this is AI Elon made to look fat? Like? The man does so much stupid stuff we don't need to fabricate pictures of him to call him ugly.
Honestly, my only policy to this is to not attack his physical appearance, just attack the stupid decisions and takes he makes, attacking someone’s physical appearance is kinda shitty, downvote me if you wish.
(If that image is AI generated, then just ignore this.)
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Apart from looking like a Dollarshop Figurine of Christopher Hitchens that got shoved into an Oven for way too long, did he actually go swimming with the towel on?
(Edit for clarity: I understand it’s AI, calm down)
![gif](giphy|UcaQRMxXo7U5mDWeBM)
Literally the same thought. He just needs to lose the hair.
https://preview.redd.it/7uopvptgniwc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5cdabf79af7c07ad5d56db46f089dfafb8dd30 I mean
Great pic! Pre rhinoplasty. Pre hair transplants. Pre eyebrow transplant. (Sounds crazy but review old photos) Pre lower blepharoplasty Pre buccal fat removal Pre lip injections Pre jaw implant/ juicing with T / HGH
You missed out how much filler he has injected into his face. His entire face is significantly larger than it was because of all the filler. If you compare old and new photos he's had it injected around the cheekbones, under-eye and cheek area. It's almost like he's had an entirely new face pumped under the skin. And he still looks like an aging cod.
With all this, why not lipo??
And have a teleporter accident with Kyle Rittenhouse
My dessert. My Arrakis. My Dune.
"My Global Townsquare. My Everything App. My X."
My imminent demise.
My precious. They tries to takes it, my x!
Kathy Bates looking GOOD SON! OH YEAH
I was thinking more of that fat mayan priest in apocalypto
Even better when you know this guy is just floating because of some device and the fact he is too lazy to walk and no magic involved
Concerning!
!
![gif](giphy|wOjQ7aKWQ4vBK)
!!
Wow!!
This is photoshopped, isn’t it??? 😳
I believe this is AI generated.
It is. Here’s some I made: https://imgur.com/gallery/746Gkh3 Sidenote - I am CONVINCED Elon has a say in some of the ai image prompting. You have to really trick it to not get him in a black shirt or jacket many times. EDIT: I apologize! I didn’t make this, I prompted them in midjourney and went through a bunch of iterations.
Good god why would you birth this evil into reality.
True, it can't be unseen :(
YOU'VE SEEN IT. YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Hahahahaha
I just shot taco meat thru my nose
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could you didn't stop to think if you should
![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/eidvmhw54jwc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50b7d222a946970fb0908a6ecd9962c77d166ce
LOL nooooo don’t hurt me
Stolen 😭😭😭😂
It's the tarty blush in some of the pictures that's really doing it for me
https://preview.redd.it/u49dlyncdjwc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbd30523b353eb272c03d969fbf2b94ae0a81c7 Elmira, just another career girl
Haha!
He could never be that flawless, how very dare you!!
The last image is way too hard
Ever read Oedipus Rex? Because I'm getting some ideas on what to do with my eyes.
Hahaha
Damn, he's hideous even WITH makeup.
You really spent some time on this. A little sus
Don’t worry. I can’t stand him. I just thought they were funny because he’s obsessed with his image. Also let me say this because I forgot: I didn’t “make it”, I sent prompts and chose iterations.
That second to last one had me rolling
Hahaha. People seem to like that one. I had it base that one on Costanza’s couch modeling shot.
This needs to be its own separate post lmao. Needs to reach reddit front page.
If I disappear you know it was Elon
Lmao
This is too good
I just saw a photo of a guy‘s eyelid with a tick buried in it. Somehow, you generated something even worse than that.
Crazy how those are nauseating while still being too flattering to him.
Grok.
It is. My bad. I always mention that and forgot here. I’ll edit post.
[This one](https://imgur.com/a/X7TIMEO) isn't. Bro looks like Liefeld's Captain America
Come to mention it, are we sure he has feet?
It's AI generated, look at his right hand. The guy has some weight to him and a rather strange barrel-chest, but he's not THIS big.
He’s pretty out of shape. It may be real but it’s probably not.
I thought he went on ozempic after the last boat photos came out
Unfortunately it looks like this is probably AI generated judging by his right hand.
looks real to me
I hope so
No it’s real. I checked
Yeah, you can tell because his freakish looking rib cage isn't present.
I know it's not, but https://preview.redd.it/78pxidx2iiwc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b683037299fcc1f7a2f78339c0b84d82a4dfada7
Fuck you, I just ate. At least tag it NSFW/L.
His physique shook me when I saw it. How can you be so rich and look like THAT
https://preview.redd.it/louyrfc2hiwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b902d2dd682088db48658ebd46915ac7523f9a9
Yall dragging the Pillsbury dough boy lmao
holy shit
Laziness. He could easily hire a good nutritionist and cook to get him great tasting, reasonably healthy food, and could spend bare minimum time working out or doing cardio to stay looking above average. But he can't be bothered.
Too busy promoting anti-semites on Twitter and playing Diablo
Playing Diablo *badly
Unaddressed mental health issues.
Fuck Elon "Shamu" Musk vs. Facebook Boy, I want to see Jeff "Steroids for Every Meal" Bezos take a swing or two at that freakishly oversized head.
![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)
Lets see if he has ANY chance vs Commander Data https://preview.redd.it/r62grqkpsiwc1.png?width=307&format=png&auto=webp&s=404d6fda009072eb96c001d12eaecc1e51101769 urrrr nope
https://preview.redd.it/zm2k8omj4iwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab21443c1a8c5d18d22ae7edd437bc73a8b11609
Sexy BoBandy
Looks like the penguin.
Chat is this real?
No this looks to be AI generated
yeah he seems to have too much muscles
Don't listen to him. This post has been fact-checked by True Patriots™.
Wrong physique for Eleanor. He has that weird giant chest where he looked like he swallowed someone else's rib cage, not a beer gut.
This is clearly fake, right?
Ironman!!!
Is this CGI? AI? The belly scrape looks so real.
A stranded dead whale doesn't even look that gross.
I'm surprised the Japanese haven't harpooned him yet
For scientific research...not food
This actually looks better than his real body
Why does it feel like the swimsuit is the worst part about this image ?
I hate the guy but I'm not sure I'm on board with body shaming.
look at his right hand. this shit isn't real and it would be really great if we could just focus on the real life shitty parts of him edit. also c'mon what kind of swimsuit do you think he's wearing that looks like it was cut with scissors at the bottom and tied in a knot at the top
Elon will never see this. Fat people who frequent this sub will and the lesson we take away is “we think you look gross and ugly but we’d only ever say it out loud if we thought you deserved it”.
I’m not even trying to hate rn that’s insane someone cast him as the penguin in batman 2
Cue up Ween’s Big Fat Fuck!
Wow it really looks like someone skinned Elmo and wearing him like a suit.
Peak alpha male physique
Concerning
The Baron Harkkonnen
Is he wearing a goddamn piece of whale skin?
JFC. 🤢🤮
With so much to criticize musk on it’s genuinely so fucking dumb to post an ai generated picture
He reposts AI images that make him look good/decent/strong/not unhinged. Why tf not
Also he is an unhealthy pasty fat white fucker. Looking at other pics of him this pic is not that far removed from them.
This is what peak performance looks like
He is starting to look like Trump. The transformation has begun!
Captain Ahab will be after him sharpish.
I now understand where he got the idea for the Cybertruck.
I find it incredible with all the shit Musk says and does that we resort to shame his body.
Looks like the last poor person he ate is trying to escape his stomach
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No_Touch8737: *Looks like the last poor* *Person he ate is trying* *To escape his stomach* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
![gif](giphy|fWqDxyYcnZN96)
AI. And a bit of hate.
I don't know where to look, help me!
How choderiffic.
Great. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
What? That can't be real. He's supposed to have rippling muscles and weirdly textured skin and an idaho potato sized bulge. He's definitely in good enough shape to fight Zuckerberg! At least that's what all his fans have been telling me.
Where did you find Marlon Brando
AI—check the necklace
Looks like it's going to burst any minute. Fake, right??
ewwwww
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Easy, just consider that as “networking, i.e. working”, and voilà - a lot of work and no leisure.
Becoming a sumo to fight the Zuck
https://preview.redd.it/gaegcm2ncmwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1584e1248dc2a0527447cd016a4b06bc9b19a1c6
It's a seamusk, gross
![gif](giphy|Oqy8rcWoCx64o)
Mom, can I have more Cheesy Poofs?
Lmao
No autonomous $1000/month home-robot for you!
Elon's an absolute fucking retard, fuck him lmao
God-like!
I wonder what Grok thinks of about this image
Beached whale
https://preview.redd.it/lqu9sfblplwc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18387ba7b730bbc5f70c2a0517cb6f7648f764a
Is that blood on his stomach 💀
Even though it’s AI generated, this use of it is fitting for AI bros like Musk lol
Just a sack of shit at this point
MY DESERT, MY ARRAKIS, MY DUNE
He looks like if a fish wish to be human
💯
Why is no one helping that beached Ora?
Gosh I hate Elon as much as you guys but this is AI Elon made to look fat? Like? The man does so much stupid stuff we don't need to fabricate pictures of him to call him ugly.
Dude looks Ike a bloated Grima Wormtongue.
The first time I saw this I thought it was a killer whale standing up
Does he have Princess Leia on the end of that chain? Looks like he should...
John Candy has really let himself go…
Someone hold my hair outta my face while I do this … 🤮
Honestly, my only policy to this is to not attack his physical appearance, just attack the stupid decisions and takes he makes, attacking someone’s physical appearance is kinda shitty, downvote me if you wish. (If that image is AI generated, then just ignore this.)
Crazy Jackson at least you have values. These other shit posters remind me of little rats 🐀
Dude looks like a hairless walrus
No, those are much more pleasant to the eyes.
Why use a gay slur to insult him? That’s tacky and low from OP.
I didn't know that was a gay slur. My apologies to the LGBTQ community. I suppose snowflake is what I meant.
Man, Elon sucks and all, but I’m not a fan of body shaming regardless of who the person is. There’s so many other things to pick on him for.
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Is this real
A merman made man.
Did he jump in the water with the towel on?
Suddenly I feel much better about myself…
Fingers.
He must be hallucinating
Jesus fuck
he was great in MiB...
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Where’s the pop-up thermometer?
That is real?
Schlemeagol
He’s not making it to Mars
Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.
So alpha it hurts……
Look at the stretch marks on that stomach. Those child bearing stretch marks
Is this a real photo? lol
Be nice. He died two days ago. At least that's what I read on the web.
They call me ishmail
Lol that really him?
Hey did anyone else see the movie dagon?
Ketamine go boom
How does this guy have so many kids?
He's almost transparent, like a baby fish
Little?
ES REIBT SICH MIT DER LOTION EIN!
https://preview.redd.it/3pbs2ianfmwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c6fc853bf6821768d1f4757cddb8d1ac91cd0b
No need for sun block he's so white he just reflects it... 🤣
It’s AI.
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Apart from looking like a Dollarshop Figurine of Christopher Hitchens that got shoved into an Oven for way too long, did he actually go swimming with the towel on? (Edit for clarity: I understand it’s AI, calm down)
Yeah
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