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brightblessedday3091

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Same_Method_2660

Literally the same thought. He just needs to lose the hair.


Pentah00k07

https://preview.redd.it/7uopvptgniwc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5cdabf79af7c07ad5d56db46f089dfafb8dd30 I mean


PermanentlyDubious

Great pic! Pre rhinoplasty. Pre hair transplants. Pre eyebrow transplant. (Sounds crazy but review old photos) Pre lower blepharoplasty Pre buccal fat removal Pre lip injections Pre jaw implant/ juicing with T / HGH


GarysCrispLettuce

You missed out how much filler he has injected into his face. His entire face is significantly larger than it was because of all the filler. If you compare old and new photos he's had it injected around the cheekbones, under-eye and cheek area. It's almost like he's had an entirely new face pumped under the skin. And he still looks like an aging cod.


HellsOtherPpl

With all this, why not lipo??


jermysteensydikpix

And have a teleporter accident with Kyle Rittenhouse


Danysco

My dessert. My Arrakis. My Dune.


chw2006

"My Global Townsquare. My Everything App. My X."


LoudLloyd9

My imminent demise.


DigitalUnlimited

My precious. They tries to takes it, my x!


qqpp_ddbb

Kathy Bates looking GOOD SON! OH YEAH


Psychological_Dish75

I was thinking more of that fat mayan priest in apocalypto


christoph_win

Even better when you know this guy is just floating because of some device and the fact he is too lazy to walk and no magic involved


supercali45

Concerning!


IderpOnline

!


DoubleMach

![gif](giphy|wOjQ7aKWQ4vBK)


DAMNyousayidostuff

!!


PlantaSorusRex

Wow!!


One-Soft4984

This is photoshopped, isn’t it??? 😳


Exitium_Maximus

I believe this is AI generated.


thenorwegian

It is. Here’s some I made: https://imgur.com/gallery/746Gkh3 Sidenote - I am CONVINCED Elon has a say in some of the ai image prompting. You have to really trick it to not get him in a black shirt or jacket many times. EDIT: I apologize! I didn’t make this, I prompted them in midjourney and went through a bunch of iterations.


NPRdude

Good god why would you birth this evil into reality.


nohurry335

True, it can't be unseen :(


Odsidian_Rapier

YOU'VE SEEN IT. YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!


thenorwegian

Hahahahaha


qqpp_ddbb

I just shot taco meat thru my nose


unibrow4o9

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could you didn't stop to think if you should


glasses_the_loc

![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)


SpiritedRain247

https://preview.redd.it/eidvmhw54jwc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50b7d222a946970fb0908a6ecd9962c77d166ce


thenorwegian

LOL nooooo don’t hurt me


meayers7

Stolen 😭😭😭😂


RobinAllDay

It's the tarty blush in some of the pictures that's really doing it for me


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/u49dlyncdjwc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbd30523b353eb272c03d969fbf2b94ae0a81c7 Elmira, just another career girl


thenorwegian

Haha!


napalmnacey

He could never be that flawless, how very dare you!!


I_Have_The_Lumbago

The last image is way too hard


Beaner1xx7

Ever read Oedipus Rex? Because I'm getting some ideas on what to do with my eyes.


thenorwegian

Hahaha


causal_friday

Damn, he's hideous even WITH makeup.


Couch-Bro

You really spent some time on this. A little sus


thenorwegian

Don’t worry. I can’t stand him. I just thought they were funny because he’s obsessed with his image. Also let me say this because I forgot: I didn’t “make it”, I sent prompts and chose iterations.


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That second to last one had me rolling


thenorwegian

Hahaha. People seem to like that one. I had it base that one on Costanza’s couch modeling shot.


No-Reputation-7292

This needs to be its own separate post lmao. Needs to reach reddit front page.


thenorwegian

If I disappear you know it was Elon


Violet_Potential

Lmao


99OBJ

This is too good


napalmnacey

I just saw a photo of a guy‘s eyelid with a tick buried in it. Somehow, you generated something even worse than that.


mtaw

Crazy how those are nauseating while still being too flattering to him.


stlfun2

Grok.


thenorwegian

It is. My bad. I always mention that and forgot here. I’ll edit post.


Staalone

[This one](https://imgur.com/a/X7TIMEO) isn't. Bro looks like Liefeld's Captain America


yun-harla

Come to mention it, are we sure he has feet?


Bionicman2187

It's AI generated, look at his right hand. The guy has some weight to him and a rather strange barrel-chest, but he's not THIS big.


DontDoubtDink

He’s pretty out of shape. It may be real but it’s probably not.


Hmm_would_bang

I thought he went on ozempic after the last boat photos came out


DontDoubtDink

Unfortunately it looks like this is probably AI generated judging by his right hand.


boboleponge

looks real to me


DontDoubtDink

I hope so


TheReadMenace

No it’s real. I checked


WillistheWillow

Yeah, you can tell because his freakish looking rib cage isn't present.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I know it's not, but https://preview.redd.it/78pxidx2iiwc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b683037299fcc1f7a2f78339c0b84d82a4dfada7


FirstAccGotStolen

Fuck you, I just ate. At least tag it NSFW/L.


Free-Sheepherder-604

His physique shook me when I saw it. How can you be so rich and look like THAT


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/louyrfc2hiwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b902d2dd682088db48658ebd46915ac7523f9a9


-cordyceps

Yall dragging the Pillsbury dough boy lmao


Rombledore

holy shit


Bionicman2187

Laziness. He could easily hire a good nutritionist and cook to get him great tasting, reasonably healthy food, and could spend bare minimum time working out or doing cardio to stay looking above average. But he can't be bothered.


bigsweatyballs420

Too busy promoting anti-semites on Twitter and playing Diablo


Managed-Democracy

Playing Diablo *badly 


nagai

Unaddressed mental health issues.


Spunky-Jones

Fuck Elon "Shamu" Musk vs. Facebook Boy, I want to see Jeff "Steroids for Every Meal" Bezos take a swing or two at that freakishly oversized head.


Elbental

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


ChocolateDoozy

Lets see if he has ANY chance vs Commander Data https://preview.redd.it/r62grqkpsiwc1.png?width=307&format=png&auto=webp&s=404d6fda009072eb96c001d12eaecc1e51101769 urrrr nope


NefariousWaltzing

https://preview.redd.it/zm2k8omj4iwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab21443c1a8c5d18d22ae7edd437bc73a8b11609


Routaprkle

Sexy BoBandy


pleachchapel

Looks like the penguin.


NPRdude

Chat is this real?


Pi_ofthe_Beholder

No this looks to be AI generated


kuppikuppi

yeah he seems to have too much muscles


totpot

Don't listen to him. This post has been fact-checked by True Patriots™.


Distant_Yak

Wrong physique for Eleanor. He has that weird giant chest where he looked like he swallowed someone else's rib cage, not a beer gut.


BeKindToOthersOK

This is clearly fake, right?


danton_no

Ironman!!!


Chemchic23

Is this CGI? AI? The belly scrape looks so real.


Awkward-Minute7774

A stranded dead whale doesn't even look that gross.


Big_Lingonberry_9704

I'm surprised the Japanese haven't harpooned him yet


temp4589

For scientific research...not food


SwiftTayTay

This actually looks better than his real body


DennisNedryisSexy

Why does it feel like the swimsuit is the worst part about this image ?


AnonymousCoward79

I hate the guy but I'm not sure I'm on board with body shaming.


synttacks

look at his right hand. this shit isn't real and it would be really great if we could just focus on the real life shitty parts of him edit. also c'mon what kind of swimsuit do you think he's wearing that looks like it was cut with scissors at the bottom and tied in a knot at the top


NormanBatesIsBae

Elon will never see this. Fat people who frequent this sub will and the lesson we take away is “we think you look gross and ugly but we’d only ever say it out loud if we thought you deserved it”.


shinsekainokamisama

I’m not even trying to hate rn that’s insane someone cast him as the penguin in batman 2


Michael-Hundt

Cue up Ween’s Big Fat Fuck!


njintau_fsd

Wow it really looks like someone skinned Elmo and wearing him like a suit.


brucehuy

Peak alpha male physique


piperpiparooo

Concerning


ohhellointerweb

The Baron Harkkonnen


GodfatherBrutis

Is he wearing a goddamn piece of whale skin?


PILeft

JFC. 🤢🤮


kadenem

With so much to criticize musk on it’s genuinely so fucking dumb to post an ai generated picture


Otherwise-Course-15

He reposts AI images that make him look good/decent/strong/not unhinged. Why tf not


Broken_Reality

Also he is an unhealthy pasty fat white fucker. Looking at other pics of him this pic is not that far removed from them.


IWantAppleJuice

This is what peak performance looks like


mariozaizar

He is starting to look like Trump. The transformation has begun!


Broken_Reality

Captain Ahab will be after him sharpish.


DeadRabbit8813

I now understand where he got the idea for the Cybertruck.


Shark_in_a_fountain

I find it incredible with all the shit Musk says and does that we resort to shame his body.


No_Touch8737

Looks like the last poor person he ate is trying to escape his stomach


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No_Touch8737: *Looks like the last poor* *Person he ate is trying* *To escape his stomach* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


NobleJackalope

![gif](giphy|fWqDxyYcnZN96)


newssource12

AI. And a bit of hate.


mfreverton

I don't know where to look, help me!


Exitium_Maximus

How choderiffic.


Exotic_Zucchini

Great. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.


sn34kypete

What? That can't be real. He's supposed to have rippling muscles and weirdly textured skin and an idaho potato sized bulge. He's definitely in good enough shape to fight Zuckerberg! At least that's what all his fans have been telling me.


drmanhattanbeach

Where did you find Marlon Brando


LongingForYesterweek

AI—check the necklace


k7mmm

Looks like it's going to burst any minute. Fake, right??


Great-Web5881

ewwwww


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planet_rabbitball

Easy, just consider that as “networking, i.e. working”, and voilà - a lot of work and no leisure.


Stilgaar

Becoming a sumo to fight the Zuck


Joe_Bob_2000

https://preview.redd.it/gaegcm2ncmwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1584e1248dc2a0527447cd016a4b06bc9b19a1c6


callmebbygrl

It's a seamusk, gross


SimpleAmbassador

![gif](giphy|Oqy8rcWoCx64o)


Joe_Bob_2000

Mom, can I have more Cheesy Poofs?


TheD1ceMan

Lmao


Purgii

No autonomous $1000/month home-robot for you!


IrishGoodbye5782

Elon's an absolute fucking retard, fuck him lmao


ZanoCat

God-like!


Serious-Mission-127

I wonder what Grok thinks of about this image


KRAW58

Beached whale


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

https://preview.redd.it/lqu9sfblplwc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18387ba7b730bbc5f70c2a0517cb6f7648f764a


AJewishCommie

Is that blood on his stomach 💀


Nachoguyman

Even though it’s AI generated, this use of it is fitting for AI bros like Musk lol


Co8raclutch

Just a sack of shit at this point


Rennz17

MY DESERT, MY ARRAKIS, MY DUNE


Pick3209

He looks like if a fish wish to be human


Bl4ckH4and

💯


49GTUPPAST

Why is no one helping that beached Ora?


Joshymo

Gosh I hate Elon as much as you guys but this is AI Elon made to look fat? Like? The man does so much stupid stuff we don't need to fabricate pictures of him to call him ugly.


9thgrave

Dude looks Ike a bloated Grima Wormtongue.


Goldduck12

The first time I saw this I thought it was a killer whale standing up


CrystalInTheforest

Does he have Princess Leia on the end of that chain? Looks like he should...


dyslexican32

John Candy has really let himself go…


Squeegee

Someone hold my hair outta my face while I do this … 🤮


Crazyjackson13

Honestly, my only policy to this is to not attack his physical appearance, just attack the stupid decisions and takes he makes, attacking someone’s physical appearance is kinda shitty, downvote me if you wish. (If that image is AI generated, then just ignore this.)


cowgirlkaty

Crazy Jackson at least you have values. These other shit posters remind me of little rats 🐀


upvotechemistry

Dude looks like a hairless walrus


Same_Method_2660

No, those are much more pleasant to the eyes.


mdmd89

Why use a gay slur to insult him? That’s tacky and low from OP.


One_Locksmith1774

I didn't know that was a gay slur. My apologies to the LGBTQ community. I suppose snowflake is what I meant.


goddamnitwhalen

Man, Elon sucks and all, but I’m not a fan of body shaming regardless of who the person is. There’s so many other things to pick on him for.


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M7BY

Is this real


boboleponge

A merman made man.


FineSharts

Did he jump in the water with the towel on?


OhShitItsSeth

Suddenly I feel much better about myself…


OptimusSublime

Fingers.


ahumminahummina

He must be hallucinating


OptionSea5883

Jesus fuck


scondileeza99

he was great in MiB...


Otherwise-Course-15

Please blue checks: post this to his inane ramblings. We know he does nothing but obsess over Twitter replies. It’s too easy for this idiot to ignore regular users.


junitog65

Where’s the pop-up thermometer?


RaphaelBuzzard

That is real?


doctor--zaius

Schlemeagol


bumpachedda

He’s not making it to Mars


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.


xenophon123456

So alpha it hurts……


LoudLloyd9

Look at the stretch marks on that stomach. Those child bearing stretch marks


morbiiq

Is this a real photo? lol


SuperCoupe

Be nice. He died two days ago. At least that's what I read on the web.


ehartgator

They call me ishmail


WayofHatuey

Lol that really him?


fasda

Hey did anyone else see the movie dagon?


Pktur3

Ketamine go boom


TheGreatRao

How does this guy have so many kids?


GarysCrispLettuce

He's almost transparent, like a baby fish


TheBalzy

Little?


playsette-operator

ES REIBT SICH MIT DER LOTION EIN!


Joe_Bob_2000

https://preview.redd.it/3pbs2ianfmwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c6fc853bf6821768d1f4757cddb8d1ac91cd0b


roninguey

No need for sun block he's so white he just reflects it... 🤣


napalmnacey

It’s AI.


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GeneralErica

Apart from looking like a Dollarshop Figurine of Christopher Hitchens that got shoved into an Oven for way too long, did he actually go swimming with the towel on? (Edit for clarity: I understand it’s AI, calm down)


The_Cpa_Guy

Yeah


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