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mygoditsfullofstar5

![gif](giphy|3owzWgfjON3M6BOEEM|downsized) I guess Ozempic doesn't work for everyone, huh? Elmo has been eating his sadness. Sadness smothered in caramel and whipped cream. If TSLA falls to $100, he's gonna go from Boss Nass to Baron Harkonnen.


chw2006

He's evolving into Baron Harkonnen


Angelo2791

https://preview.redd.it/csbvx8zaniwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6f3fb174c83c1443f8abcbdfe72be7266e5aa2


DifferentSwing8616

Surely that's devolving?


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/c0a3rbugliwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51372937ec354cb5b76f86ce84f942b88d3f26c5


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Holy shit that can't be real. It looks stretched horizontally.


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/086l1itftiwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e175997a7de3ddda507d87685603c5f25a4316


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Mazel Tov! Is it a boy or girl?


Chemchic23

Are you taking about his son X


ZanoCat

He's referring to Y which is still in his tummy


Chemchic23

lol, it’s high, must be a boy, oh wait forgot he uses IVF, so def boy.


ZanoCat

He's eating polygons for breakfast


mishma2005

It's what Bladerunner would look like


ElecMechTech

Is this real? If so... I wouldn't say anything but he has a habit of making fun others and We all remember the Bill Gates comment. So yeah, he looks awful. Thats what being a basement dwelling, hateful, keyboard warrior does. The neckbeard, alt-right edgelord life.


NPRdude

There’s no way this is real right? I mean, his face is hideous but not Javier Bardem in Skyfall hideous.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

![gif](giphy|gjZoqJLchpWdERTHgo|downsized)


TheFalseMike

It's AI-generated...probably. This could also be a photo of Elon in an old version of his human suit, back when it had giant neck staples and before they moved the cockpit closer to the chest area.


splendiferous-finch_

It was down for aero reasons line on the merc w13


BirdLawyer1984

Bill Gates was a lot older than this whale. If he makes it to 60, it won't be pretty.


child-of-old-gods

How the fuck is he fat but his arms look malnourished?


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/7skt78mrliwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70b2cab43dcf8a87a7db7b148d183b01c7e77b9


cthl5

K hole cowboy


podrikpayn

It's ai.


DifferentSwing8616

It's a perspective thing. His arms are big but he's so fuckin huge they look tiny


rex_populi

Are those swim trunks or a sopping wet towel?


mishma2005

and who or what assaulted his fleshy, fleshy belly?


Chemchic23

Clearly a belly flop in a wave. Sand will do that. If this is real.


mishma2005

Good call! And I wonder if this is real too, we know he’s out of shape but c’mon.


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/ohbqk2ezmiwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d316ef621e31dcfc03272c6389edc5123fbb3f39


mishma2005

Oh Lord maybe it is real


Chemchic23

https://preview.redd.it/wle0b3h9niwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18121083e49b7fc72b8404f1e7d4b93b347531fc


mishma2005

Lost his doge, lost his cybertruck and his ol’ lady left him for someone else…


Chemchic23

Looks aren’t everything, but when you’re ugly inside, ugh.


bryanc1036

M'boy are you fat!


DaddyMeUp

What'd you schay?


bryanc1036

Charles Schwab ova here


RaphaelBuzzard

You're crowding me!


RaphaelBuzzard

Reginald Van Gleason the third!


Boricuacookie

"He who controls spice, controls all" - Elon Harkoden


MC_Fap_Commander

The Hutts are at least honest in their dishonesty. Not sure on the comparison.


WoofWoofster

That's a degrading comparison, and it's offensive to Jabba the Hutt and any of his relatives.


Otherwise-Course-15

Come on. He’s clearly supposed to be salacious Crumb or slave Leia who let herself go. Do you see the chain? Maybe a Gamorrean Guard. He’s definitely swine like


schoneinmal

Literally looks like a bloated carcass fished out of the ocean. You could submit this picture to r/ExamineDeath and no one would bat an eye.


PrismPhoneService

Probably should have NSFW this Bernini sculpture..


quarrelsome_napkin

You could’ve mentioned that this is AI. Not doing so is disinformation.


Jitsu_apocalypse

That button working more overtime than Tesla’s depleted QA department


fallser

This dude is in the Trump Fast Food Only diet it seems…


NotOfTheTimeLords

Full Self Dining. ​


FieryAnomaly

"Let's work together! Keep spraying it with water to keep it hydrated. If we can drag it back into the ocean, we might save it!"


Otherwise-Course-15

He looks like a mudskipper ![gif](giphy|xUNd9FWFdZcRLXQkSI|downsized)


Great-Web5881

is this real?


Dundertrumpen

No. It was confirmed as AI generated in the Midjourney sub.


Great-Web5881

That is good or he will die from blubber😃


horus-heresy

![gif](giphy|fWqDxyYcnZN96) Minus the charisma of penguin


xgunterx

"But I was in the pool!" Tip: 'shrinkage'


SOwithoutAneros

Is that the new inflatable life raft - coming for people, who want their CT to work temporarily as a boat? To be clear, I mean that black thing in the background.


Great-Web5881

![gif](giphy|jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn)


1BannedAgain

Love this. Started texting it to people with a caption like ‘what’s up babe?’


SigmaGrooveJamSet

The thing is fake or not elon has to keep it up by his own logic. If it gets community posted then left up its the same as libsoftiktok being left up when claiming the uvalde shooter was trans, or countless right wingers misidentified the Allenton shooter or him claiming that college kid was a neonazi federal agent. He never requires accuracy in his free speech absolutism.


mttnsxx

THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!


ReallyGlycon

Exercise has no meaning for this man.


ZanoCat

"Han, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eenaHan, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eena." ![gif](giphy|3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe|downsized)


BlerghTheBlergh

Clearly AI but that doesn’t matter, it’s free speech


asingov

I don't think its OK to make fun of someone's looks just because you don't like them. 


Politicsboringagain

That's seems manipulated. 


TrackLabs

We dont need AI shit to make fun of elon. There are many, MANY real things we can talk about


SinfulSunday

AI is not only too good for Boomers, it is officially too good even for Gen Z now. Within 18 months it will be indistinguishable from reality and the propaganda machine will be in full swing to cancel whoever they like.


premium_Lane

This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.


9leggedfreak

I'm honestly embarrassed to be subbed here seeing how many people think this is real. I hate the dude too, but it's so obvious this is AI (or photoshopped). When you're obsessed with hating someone so much, you'll believe anything that makes them look worse. He already looks bad enough and is already a big enough asshole that we don't need to be believing fake shit


itjustgotcold

Haha, it is pretty clear that it’s AI based. Same color palette as the famous picture of his with his fucked up torso. The weird choker he has on. The fact that he only has one tooth. The weird belly rash. It’s hilarious, but it’s AI. It’s also hilarious that Liam Nieson thought it was real so either way it’s going to upset Elon a lot.


Dundertrumpen

I'm inclined to agree. This sub is obsessed with hating on Musk to the point that it feels unhealthy. I can't stand him, but I won't make it my life's mission to obsess over him.


Ganzabara

Fat basterd


RogerKnights

That is the true shark belly white!


MattsFace

That’s photoshopped right?