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Assured_Observer

Keep hitting it like that!


I_Am_A_Woman_Freal

A perfect blow!


AJ_Deadshow

That's how you make a blade.


Apprehensive_Feed533

The entire black smith dialogue is seared into my brain, spent so many hours doing that dumb but addicting mini game


waffledpringles

Same. It's so easy to just zone out and put your body on auto-pilot and grind for *hours.*


RobSTAR_IV

Dang it this is the one I was going to type. Lol


AJ_Deadshow

You're a fine one!


AJ_Deadshow

Thank you very much!


Own_Proposal955

You know how to use a hammer!


lucipurrowo

You're doing it all wrong!


bellatrixgeralt

Missed it!


MEGAShark2012

Hero, your willpower is low


XipingVonHozzendorf

Try to get your combat multiplyer even higher


Potential-Link-3740

Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?


Pip-Guy

I never got this one hahahaha


koychkoych

Watch that...


Secret_Ad7757

"I could break you"


NY-Black-Dragon

"Chicken Chaser? Do you chase chickens?"


Vicioustiger

HoodHoodHood


Cancelthepants

PIE OF THE DECADE? Only time will tell.


smodanc

You really know how to treat a door


brandoonjen

Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?


Substantial-Pop-556

Lemming*


AJ_Deadshow

No, lemon. British people love insulting people by calling them inanimate objects.


Substantial-Pop-556

I am British. The saying is “standing there like a lemming”


Topladluke96

It's like a lemon.


Substantial-Pop-556

Nope


Topladluke96

You're clearly just shit posting which is fine. But you're wrong.


Substantial-Pop-556

I am correct and stand by what I’ve said


RemarkablyKindOfOkay

https://youtu.be/EEV8uwmrEr4?feature=shared If you have ears or eardrums you’ll notice a distinct “-un” sound at the end, as in lemon, ya melon


Substantial-Pop-556

Lies and slander


Topladluke96

You're wrong and we all stand by what we said.


Substantial-Pop-556

No you don’t. Cowards


AJ_Deadshow

That's weird I thought lemmings were known for walking, vis a vis following each other


Substantial-Pop-556

Exactly. It comes from the fact that they follow eachother without thinking, often leading them to die of gravity related causes. Thus when someone is standing there like a lemming it means they’re unfocused, or off in their own little world


AJ_Deadshow

Yeah that makes sense, because if something as mindless as a lemming couldn't even follow another lemming around then that would make it *remarkably* stupid and clueless, even for a lemming, so it's a good insult. That being said, I'm pretty sure the voice line in the game says lemon.


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Kellidra

No, you don't. Because that's some bullshit.


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Kellidra

You know you could just ***not*** reply, right?


FlacidSalad

Lennon*


pinupjunkie

Linen*


viridarius

Lenin*


brandoonjen

Lemon* https://youtu.be/EEV8uwmrEr4?si=wonJpFcVL6gnzYjI https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/stand_there_like_a_lemon


Substantial-Pop-556

That is incorrect unfortunately


brandoonjen

Here's a screenshot from the game on steam: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=345489324


Substantial-Pop-556

That is good for them, it is unfortunately still incorrect


brandoonjen

[Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22stand+there+like+a+lemming%22&client=ms-android-google&sca_esv=7b7e7809a2184a8f&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09ekEaLsN0yAdaUz5W_SiasEvmbUw%3A1714072807642&ei=56wqZtjVJqq3wt0P66yFiA8&udm=&oq=%22stand+there+like+a+lemming%22&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhwic3RhbmQgdGhlcmUgbGlrZSBhIGxlbW1pbmciMgQQABgeMgsQABiABBiGAxiKBTILEAAYgAQYhgMYigUyCxAAGIAEGIYDGIoFMggQABiABBiiBDIIEAAYgAQYogRI_SBQ6whYrx1wA3gAkAEAmAGHAqABhwKqAQMyLTG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgOgAhbCAgoQABiwAxjWBBhHwgIFECEYoAHCAgYQABgWGB6YAwCIBgGQBgiSBwEzoAe5BQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) a Google search for "Stand there like a lemming" Notice how there's not a single result for it? Ok, [here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22stand+there+like+a+lemon%22&client=ms-android-google&sca_esv=7b7e7809a2184a8f&sca_upv=1&ei=kq0qZrjFNPuGwbkPjbivGA&oq=%22stand+there+like+a+lemon%22&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhoic3RhbmQgdGhlcmUgbGlrZSBhIGxlbW9uIjIGEAAYBxgeMgYQABgHGB4yBhAAGAcYHjIGEAAYBxgeMggQABgHGB4YDzIEEAAYHjIEEAAYHjIEEAAYHkjTH1CFDVjuHHABeAGQAQCYAYICoAGABaoBBTAuMS4yuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIDoALyA8ICBBAAGEfCAgYQABgWGB7CAggQABgWGB4YD5gDAIgGAZAGCJIHBTEuMC4yoAfqDw&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) one for "Stand there like a lemon". Notice how it has results? Including some that directly include Fable? Look into things before you so confidently correct someone.


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brandoonjen

https://youtu.be/NEXb5LCu7dY?si=x1ogpxtTlZ_SQBfR


Topladluke96

r/confidentlyincorrect


Xogoth

What a knob you are.


Topladluke96

Shut up.


Makemewantitbad

Death is not your destiny today, little Sparrow.


Lord_Cooper_Osborn

Hey! You're that mighty adventurer, aren't you? Well, I've got a quest for you: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!


Own_Proposal955

Must be nice to be able to lick your own crotch, but doesn’t that embarrass your dog?


Beginning-Pipe9074

Nothing can make my blood boil quite like those gargoyle bastards 🤣


Opalescent20

Closing time for all shops!


SerraAmayaHyde

Shops! Are naow! Calosiing!


middlenameray

Shops..... Are nnnoooooowwwwwww... Op'niiing!!!


LockonMetroplex

It is now officially BEDtimme!


Secret_Ad7757

The time is... VERY late.


Professional_Cry_254

“BE YOU MEN….or be you HOLLOWMEN?”


aaron939496

You've earned enough renown to use the "Snear" expression.


SerraAmayaHyde

You are now renown enough to use the "Sexy Hero Pose" expression. (i swear he says yes at the end of that as well)


aaron939496

Check the guild for more quests.


SerraAmayaHyde

BALLS!


Own_Proposal955

Taking a nap in the sun? typical royalty.


AccountantAnxious986

came here to say this lmao


CartoonistAbject

"Your health is low"


ThorynMa8

Do you have any potions or food?


SazzaRawwr

Those are nice shoes... But don't you think your Gran's feet are cold without them?!


idk_username_i_guess

It’s expensive for a reason… it’s the best!


AJ_Deadshow

You won't regret spending so much gold.


AJ_Deadshow

Oh, I do love a big bushy beard!


Warhammernub

"Gorgoron cant go right now he has an ingrowing toenail.... an EVIL toenail!!"


ExempliGratia97

*I have returned. After an eternity away from you all, Jack of Blades is back* 😈


simplsurvival

Oh you stink you mongrel... Must've rolled in something.... OR YOUR DOG DID!


AlexanderTheAlrighty

‘E don’t look loike no chicken chaser to me, but then again I ain’t met one before!


Transgentlemann

My favorite was, “mediocreeeeee”


lordpigbeetle

Late as usual but this ones mine, too! When Mad Max Fury Road came out everyone was shouting "Mediocre!" as a reference to it but the voiceline of that word stuck in my head was Fable's.


deafarious

"Wakey wakey it's day breaky"


middlenameray

I'll have a beer, please... wit' an umbrellar in it!


Divinityyx

I’ve lost Rosie… I left her and I can’t remember where


nutbarski

# Need someone to watch your back?


Godzilla9979

Wakey wakey it's day brakey!!


RiseOfTheRomans

"You think you're gonna catch me?! Why do you think they call me 'Dash', stupid? I could outrun the guards before I was out of nappies. What chance have you got?"


Telepathic_Toe

*Give a Beggar a million gold, and he'll eat until he's full. Then he realizes bread isn't the only thing for sale*. ~ Garth


pinupjunkie

My favorite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.


Own_Proposal955

Winters my favourite season, I love the snow. It’s also when most people die.


RedsDeadWhosZed

“Check the guild, for more quests”


mkassed

Prices vary between shops they say. I don’t know why


ZeCarioca911

"Wake up lazy bones"


Wilhelm_c4t

Be patient. Time has little meaning here. This place is powerful but it is only a shadow of what it will become. Can you hear it? The sound of our Will being sapped.


holatola233

“I’d like a beer please, with an umbrella in it”


ChickenMccZoe

"Hi there, ma name's Barn Door. *BET YA CANNAE HIT MEEE!*"


Serdones

"Maybe the real Fable was the friends we made along the way." - John Fable


Ninjaballz101

WAKEY WAKEY YOU ‘ORRIBLE LOT


PicassoPie

call me Hammer


Bogbeast213

A perfect head on that one.


morphflex

This thread is making me want to play so bad!!


dudderson

Saaaaaame omg I hear every single one of these clear as day


waffledpringles

IF you got the time, do it!! This thread is making me cackle at remembering almost all of these lines lmao.


unkeptroadrash

Got one!


DragonBuster69

S H I T shit


JustALurker165

Dragon… stole my marbles


jakob6041

Look there’s the little swine I’m going after him


Grognack1

Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon


MintTeaFreak

Welcome to the Sanctuary.


Lower_Wallaby1108

Walter: “I’m proud of you”


waffledpringles

Okay, you didn't have to pull out our heartstrings like that.


Lower_Wallaby1108

I just couldn’t remember any other lines word for word. Aside from “We need to go”.


waffledpringles

Fair enough lol.


yarneee

Oh yes, that aroma is very familiar.


DrunkandKrunk

"You're now renowned enough to use the "Scary Laugh" expression."


Ravenwight

“You know what would pair lovely with those gloves is a riding crop or, what’s the word, swagger stick! Swagger stick, such a deliciously staccato, ahem. Nice gloves”


Ill-Account2443

I can’t allow you to live either… I’m sorry


mikeymanza

Run... It's yer only chance


External_Trouble_982

I like this place, there is not much glass on the floor.


dogtemple3

the sky is really pretty today


Mr_mcdiggers

"You know what would go perfectly with those gloves? A riding crop or a...hm...generals use them to point to maps...swagger stick! That's it! Swagger stick, swagger stick!"


-SKi-

Same goods, different shops, different prices


Beginning-Pipe9074

"IT IS NOW OFFICALLY...BEDTIME" God I miss fable 🤣


specialsukk

And so our story begins


waffledpringles

Forever iconic lol.


Bruticai_Thezarii

Closing time for all shops!


Leather-Art-1823

your health is low… watch that


Inevitable_Dot_6892

I do love to bring two cultures together


Own_Proposal955

And see which one dies first


ThorynMa8

Chosen one? You're actually kind of a lover Random npc knowing my true renown


EheroDGaia

No!...... & if you dont get it play the game again🤣


76mickd

“If nothing sucked, nothing would be cool”. -Beavis


PhenomenalPhoenix

Seeing you brings back memories... Of wanting my eyes gouged out!


PhenomenalPhoenix

You really got your father's looks. Eww.


PhenomenalPhoenix

You've got darkness in your soul. I can smell it! Oh, no wait, I think that's your breath.


ProfesSir_Syko

Never leave home without a hat!


Aware_Eggplant1487

*whistles* you’ve received a new quest card. Check the guild for more quests.


whetritney

my son Joey's in there


_C_h_a_r_l_i_e_

Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?


spondgbob

A perfectly poured pint


Dhragnar

Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?


HBUndertakerDX

SHOPS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW!


Remarkable-Beach-629

Thank me for your pain, OBEY !!!


Remarkable-Beach-629

Westcliff is where men come to be men, thats what my pa used to say


rikachi93

Dude I just restart fable 2 yesterday 😭


destroyed_stars

my mom just says "chickchaser" all the time🤭


macdergou

READY TO HELP


Sardanox

Lights out you horrible lot!


kitten-caboodle1

Stupid name, stupid hair


OptimalCobbler5431

I quote that on the daily at work


Xogoth

STAN, WHERE ARE YOU...?!


Intrepid-Memory5129

"Make your peace traitor, CUZ YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" It always makes me chuckle because the emphasis he uses on that last bit. Plus it came out of nowhere during a loading screen right before Swift's execution.


Shannistration

🎶This kind of joy, even Jack can't destroy🎶


Here-Is-TheEnd

You know how to swing a hammer?!?


Noobaliciou5

ITS NOT WORKING! WHY ISNT IT WORKING STRANGE LOOKING MAN..


Killaturkee

S...h...i...t......shit


everyoneisflawed

You hate Hobbes almost as much as I do!


everyoneisflawed

Oh, that's quite nice...


IronwoodFrost

Oh little ones... My situation is unbeaarraablleee!


WarPOGActual

“My armor, my helmet, my sword, and my shield. Gather for me, and the path I shall yield”


According_Young4532

Bandits!


rikachi93

"After an eternity away from you all... JACK OF BLADES... is back" 👹💀


Canissimmer97

Thank you for your money - er, I mean your customs


Rook-Takes-Pawn

Shops closed until tomorrow..... God, I love killing the Town crier


waffledpringles

You kill the Town crier?! 😭


Rook-Takes-Pawn

If I hear "titles for sale" while i'm out shopping in bowerstone I can almost guarantee that my Flint lock Is coming out and community service will be done after.


Correct-Ball4786

Chicken chasing, that makes you a true hero


MatttheJ

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


SoftCouchPillow

HaHaa!


Nookmaster

I’d like a beer please… with an umbrella in it


LockonMetroplex

MEAT


Cenomy

Lights out you horrible Lot!


TheLoneDan

“OVER HERE ... OVER HERE … OVER HERE … “


MalacKaresz

Chicken chaser


Makkitotosim01

Ohooo did you just cast a fireball inside me?


olganaomi

Wakey wakey, daaay breaky!


Killaturkee

Moiy daughter... iykyk


WarPOGActual

S. H. I. T. SHIT!


SuprChrgdBullet

You always have to be different!!!


Soljaboimain22

Ah hello!


Soljaboimain22

also close to that is. *whistle noise* check the guild for more quests


Valkorias

"The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are as nothing to me!" "All this heat, all these flames. It's just like the day Oakvale burned."


Sw1ft_Blad3

Bark!


WiccanAndProud

Nothing awkward about this whatsoever


No_Brain_9265

“Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon?” 🍋


TommyPastrami98

it’s morbin time


Shumagorolth

..... What's it like?


DefeaterOfDragons

Koobop Kibble Booble. Skeeble!


Tsarinya

Do not shake so vigorously


RickC-135a

Coin Golf! PLAY IT HERE!


LiverEater17

“Great, big, giant bossoms!”


Successful-Anybody37

A perfect hammer blow


WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH

I always remember Walter saying something like "take in that moggy, soggy, sunlight" when entering morning wood and I know exactly what he means like rain,moss,sun and the smell of the wet forrest Mmm. Also "Wakey, wakey it's day breaky"