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TruckerFucker-25

THE 50S FUTURE IS ALMOST HERE!


UpsetHyena964

2050 here we come!


snitchles

Codsworth.


whyubul

Cocksworth


hallucination9000

The device yes, but what about the shielding?


Urbs97

Where we go we don't need shielding.


wwarhammer

What about second shielding? 


Lost_Natural_7900

I don't think they know about second shielding


andrewb610

What about half-shielding? You do those don’t you?


Urbs97

Where we go we don't need shielding.


Urbs97

Where we go we don't need shielding.


cheshireYT

Bro got mutated and developed 3 heads because he forgot shielding.


Urbs97

Lol that's funny and wasn't even on purpose. I got an error message from the reddit app and kept pressing the post button.


The_Mockers

It’s called Radaway duh


Lost_Natural_7900

I don't think they know about second shielding


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Coolscee-Brooski

Bullshittt, guve me that Johnny Guitar shit


Siberian_Pootis

to the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day...


Toby_The_Tumor

Hardly spoke to folks around him, had his cheecks clapped that fine day


Siberian_Pootis

no one is dare to check his butthole, no one dare to slap his cheecks for the stranger there among them had a big iron his dick big iron his dick


Cynical-Basileus

50 Minute Men is a “50’s bullshit” song about a guy that’s fucks for an hour at a time. Butcher Pete is about a guy that fucks anything that moves. Songs about debauchery aren’t new.


CommenderKeen

Sure but most of the clever innuendo is gone, replaced with "till the sweat drips from my balls" and so on.


[deleted]

I think that innuendo is gone because there’s no need for it anymore. I guarantee if people weren’t weird about obscenity back then we would have 50s songs about suckin and fuckin


RedMephit

Yeah, where's the [Runaround Sue](https://youtu.be/nFch8vH81ks) or [Let Me Play With Your Poodle](https://youtu.be/vfSjVwq0Eyw) or even [Afternoon Delight](https://youtu.be/UD8vSm_SDlM) Heck, even [Mr. Brownstone](https://youtu.be/27rKrR424cA) and yes even [Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo](https://youtu.be/JZpxaiNV_sM) were more coy about their subject.


bunnywithahammer

Edward Sallow found Cardi B tapes and started putting degenerates on crosses the same day.


TruckerFucker-25

Lol imagine just blasting "Leave It All To Me" in a nuclear wasteland


JA_Pascal

Why would you censor ass and drugs those aren't even real swears


Gombrongler

He just hacks, whacks, eating that ass!


OinkyRuler

Damn, so unfortunate


GrandKnightXamemos

Like hell 😂 im listenin exclusively to fallouts soundtrack and similar songs to it when the bombs fall


meltysoftboy

Aren't most of the fallout songs dirty? I always got that vibe from them.


JollyGreenDickhead

Ass** Drugs** FTFY


Dasioreq

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass


Zamtrios7256

Vinyl has made a retro-comeback, just buy some


LameImsane

As I think Coop would say. "All of a slutten..."


Helpfulithink

You mean fission not fusion shitty scientific news


RedMephit

The headline actually messed up. It should be "fashion," and the device is the shoes from [this video](https://youtu.be/eDW53rXqlRw)


slycyboi

Nah actually you can make a desktop nuclear fusion reactor, the catch is that it’s incredibly low energy and the even bigger catch is it, like all the rest of our other successful attempts at producing nuclear fusion, it uses more energy than it generates.


DingoNormal

Johnny Guitar is coming...


Classic_Regret7469

*My Johnny, Johnny guitaar*


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Is this the pellet thing again? because if it’s the pellet thing again I’m going to scream,


cat-l0n

What’s the pellet thing?


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

It’s the stupid fucking fusion energy program that some company in America started to 1-up the European industry and boast about on the world stage. It involves taking this itty bitty pellet of tritium and fire some lasers at it. It destroys the pellet and releases a large burst of energy much more then can currently be produced in the TAURUS reactor. It is not a reactor the energy is a pulse not an even sustainable fusion reaction it cannot be harnessed it takes ages to properly align the pellet it’s sole purpose was to say “ha ha look I can make more numbers than you” and it successfully diverted some funding from the ITER reactor project. Not much mind you but it’s an underhanded tactic that spits in the face of everything the ITER project stands for. Just looked up the article and it’s not the pellet it’s about z-pinch technology.


Zamtrios7256

Ironically enough, that's basically what the microfusion cells are


TheRealRolo

Can’t harness the energy *yet*. In the future it maybe possible. That’s why research is done.


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

What I mean is that there was and is no desire to develop the tech to gather the energy produced. After their little light show that all but ceased releasing development updates or reaserch findings.


Fox7567

T-45 my beloved


Cool-Relationship-37

Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire!


Alternative_Fold718

Every month there’s some new nuclear fusion “breakthrough” that ultimately amounts to nothing. This is because scientists still haven’t found a way to keep it cool enough to use as a source of energy. In a way nuclear fusion was already achieved a long time ago with the Hydrogen Bomb. What scientists are actually trying to achieve is **cold** fusion. As of now nuclear fusion is just too hot and unstable to use in anything besides bombs.


ShadowZepplin

Let me just inject that into my neck… …for safe keeping


Pappa_Crim

Stop I can only get so erect


Lost_Natural_7900

They had that in the 50s


Pleasant-Time1134

Alaska is save now


SirLightKnight

*Heavier breathing.* Gimme gimme gimme.


Kally269

*Aramco and ExxonMobil have entered the chat*


PretentiousFuel

Please be real!


RayGunJack

ey man i dont think with current global friendships our country has,, that this is a very good idea….


imsorrythaticare

I can't wait for LA to be nuked because someone took a nuclear powered car and put hydraulics on it.


mysterygarden99

Does anyone else get scared that we’ll actually go to war with china by 2077? Idk in my opinion things totally look like they’re going in that direction. China is building themselves up to be the only guys that have precious metals needed to make computer parts plus we have like 5 times more nuclear weapons than them. I feel like in the future oil will be useless and we’ll eventually be fighting over plutonium or uranium when it starts to runout