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mutated_gene11

Dang these scare me so bad! I love it. I’m zoomed in and horrified and then I see it and it’s great!!! I love a jump scare!!!


Sea_Apricot_666

My heart jumped!


mutated_gene11

I peed a little 😂


proofofstoke

I just chose not to look lol


RbbcatUlt

Snack


Ok-Iron8811

Snek


78preshe8

Danger noodle


Dill_Weed07

Nope rope


chrislee004

Satan's Pool noodle


Desperate-Net-3908

Bam Bam


Bulldogs3144

I’m convinced everyone on this sub has their brightness up to max at all times 😂


friedpickleonastik

I do for sure😂


DoubleSecretAccount7

Shit! What kind is that? Did he try & strike you?


This_Daydreamer_

I can't tell species without a location, but that looks like a pretty little ratsnake in the *Pantherophis* genus. Completely harmless rodent vacuum.


ezaharko

I’m tired, and I read ratsnake as rattlesnake. Then I read the rest of your comment and freaked out for a second 😂


DoubleSecretAccount7

Thank you. Maybe it's the lighting but he looks too dark for a rat snake.


This_Daydreamer_

Around where I live, everyone calls them black ratsnakes for a reason. An outdated nickname, but still accurate.


DoubleSecretAccount7

Ahhh......so this may be a stupid question...but do rat snakes come in different colors? And how can you tell they are a rat snake? Our rat snakes are dark brown.


This_Daydreamer_

Yep! Check this out: [https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/florida-snake-id/snake/eastern-ratsnake/](https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/florida-snake-id/snake/eastern-ratsnake/) The same species can look just like the guy posted above.


This_Daydreamer_

I should note that the species name for the Eastern Ratsnake is now *Pantherophis quadrivittatus* as of 2021


This_Daydreamer_

This is what I'm used to: [https://www.herpingva.org/profiles/central-ratsnake](https://www.herpingva.org/profiles/central-ratsnake)


This_Daydreamer_

Maybe this is what you're more used to: [https://www.inaturalist.org/guide\_taxa/776599](https://www.inaturalist.org/guide_taxa/776599)


DoubleSecretAccount7

Yes...that looks like ours. I run into them about once a week. So people say rat snakes kill other snakes like Copperheads, etc., but is that true? I thought it was just the gopher snakes that did that.


This_Daydreamer_

Racers and king snakes are more likely to eat other snakes - especially king snakes.


DoubleSecretAccount7

Shit....I meant king snakes! Thanks for the great info!


LittleDutchAirline

Yes - we have grey, black and brown near us. The color and pattern of their scales is how I can tell what kind they are.


This_Daydreamer_

Oh, and if these guys do bite in self defense, it's like being bitten by angry Velcro. Nothing soap and water won't fix.


JCNunny

The scare of watching it strike you is 100x worse than the actual bite. Angry Velcro is a perfect analogy.


D33ber

Or it might be a small bullsnake. North America's constrictor king. Also harmless to humans.


Candid_Accident_

As a guinea pig mom with a rodent currently laying right next to my chin, this term is soooo sad. lol


BassProHatBuyer

I thought it was rope until I zoomed back in!!


xAxlx

It is, it's just a Nope Rope.


Thechellbob

The snek:"oh, hello!"


DantheLion28

Also :"Got any more of this Jose?"


Ridiculousnessjunkie

Well he’s all curled up and cozy.


Quuhod

Mouse killer at large!!! Pat his head and tell him he’s pretty!! Then leave him alone to work!!


blueSnowfkake

But what eats the snake? Leave the window open for the eagles to come in?


NoParticular2420

Holy shit OP … I would have passed out.


shakezilla86

It's the toy dog head-looking thing peaking out of the box and not the dangerous-looking black snake, right? Right?


Eledridan

Eastern rat snake? Feed it all your mice.


sexywallposter

He just wants to help! He’s got the gloves and everything lol


Bahamut_Flare

He has gloves but no hands to put them on. He also wouldn't be able to wear his required steel-toe shoes.


Desperate_Growth4922

This takes if it was a snake it would’ve been you to the next level


Turdposter777

So they’re also inside the house? Fucking great


Reasonable_Humor_738

Fuck no wtf why the fuck do I look every time. I'm not a snake guy, and I know it's almost always a snake, so why do I try to find it. I'd nope right the fuck out and call someone to get it the fuck out.


SmogBallz

That’s a José hell-no


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Everyone else: "nope rope!" Me with this one: "***Oh just absolutely the f\*&# NOT.***"


dallasmav40

Is it Cuervo?


JesusFreak09

Nope…. I’m out of here 😂 I even had to zoom in to find it.


Be777the1

Wtf…. That’s real?!? Looks like a toy. Would have scared the shit out of me.


RealHumanPerson001

He blends in so well


TheWhiteRabbit74

Hell no! I regret finding that! He does not look amused.


Safe_Magazine_1940

No way!


Spirited-Walrus3742

He looks so comfortable!


Happy_Twist_7156

Dude just wanted that Jose on a hot day


StatusVarious8803

🐍


YoungInfamous1

Yikes, that gave me the creeps


coffeebreakhero

Post and username check out


CompetitionNo3141

The post title combined with OP's username gave me a good chuckle


AmbitiousCustomer556

This will haunt my dreams forever. Thank you.


Cac11027

Thats a good boy snek


condensermike

He good boi.


Equal_Dragonfruit125

So, you're a plumber I see. I hope it doesn't get much use.


Forsaken-Agency4160

Nope


homeownur

Hey neighbor can I borrow some tape


JerseyshoreSeagull

My wife's asshole. Nice


Hour-Possession-8322

Is that a Black mamba


reyballesta

yeah Cuervo always sneaks up on me too


Scavgraphics

Oh fuck no!


microdick69

Heck?!


tim1173

Yowzer


Kitchen-Hour5326

I think it’s a king snake. Scary but harmless to help and helpful to your property


jackparadise1

Mthrfckr


D33ber

Ohhhh fudge!!!


D33ber

No painting today! National holiday.


MotoGeno

Might be harmless, but I’d have still shit myself making that discovery!


BigBadBobJr_1968

I admit, if I found this, I'd scream, crap my pants, and begin shooting. All at the same time.


Komodoize

Awww he’s so cute


JCNunny

Jump scare for sure. With the size I thought cottonmouth, but the head says something different.


ComfortableSure7745

Non venomous


smotrs

Barely see a hint of >!scales, back left of the box!<, can't make out anymore on my mobile.


[deleted]

The Snake Bite does not contain tequila. Just lager and cider.


Inner-Management-110

I love your user name ...lol


Skrrrrrrat

This reminds me of my grandpa’s ranch he used to take me out to as little kid. Every now and then a king snake or a rat snake would get in the rafters and hide somewhere, or even worse hide under something, so we had to make sure we were with an adult 100% of the time


JustAnotherLurker95

Nope. I’m noping out. Right now.


Efficient-Rent-5644

In your house?!


My_Wifes_Ass_Hole

Shed. Black snack, I left it and checked on it today and it has moved to the back corner on the ground.  I had to be closer than a foot to it when I looked down and saw it. My wife says she's never heard me scream that loud. 


Most_Impact8199

I'm blind I don't see anything


My_Wifes_Ass_Hole

Snake to the left of the jose box


Most_Impact8199

Oh see it now aww my little baby hungry want some food come curl up on very here..id pet him and make him my Friend for real..snakes don't scare me at all for some reason wife thinks I'm nuts..


pugpug4995

u/My_Wifes_Ass_Hole you have to tell us what we're looking for so we know. It's rule 2 of the subreddit. Should've titled it find the snake. Can't just say it that can mean anything.


My_Wifes_Ass_Hole

It was a snake!


Cultural_Election335

Asp not


Charming-Bat4919

He looks cozy!


Lz2424

Location? If I saw that I would've pissed myself. Obviously scared of snakes.


Bitter_Ad8498

Do you guys see the second one?


Professional-Belt805

Spicy Noodle!


D_Ace310

Ain't no way mane!! Hope u blammed it