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superllama776

Your package is shipped.


Bradical22

Thanks man, new jogger pants. I’m pumped to try em out.


arnoldez

but are they *tactical* jogger pants?


Bradical22

Duh bro, do I seem smart to you?


Reasonable-Profile84

What did you get? I'm looking for something really lightweight and soft. And yes, this belongs here.


Complete_Minimum4097

To be fair, they probably had no choice in the matter and was ordered to conduct this “show of force” exercise. They should get a pass.


shamesticks

At least they let them wear masks to hide the embarrassment.


GrumpMaster-

Unfortunately “dog and pony shows” like this common in the military. The guys on the field probably don’t want any part of this (except that one who loves attention) but there they are anyway… I agree and say they get a pass.


Forlorn_Cyborg

I'm glad we don't have military parades like Russia or UK. Even tho we spend the most we don't feel the need to run tanks down the street.


GrumpMaster-

Bro, North Korean military parades a so epic though! Even with their aging equipment. Seriously though, I wouldn’t want any part in an attempt at a US military parade w/tanks, ICBM’s, and the like. If we did one though, it would be quite a sight.


asumfuck

When I was in there were dudes who LOVED participating in this lame shit. I will bet just about anything when I say these dudes probably thought they looked sick AF haha


Bradical22

Idk man this screams reservist NCOs that are 40+ trying to show off to the single moms at the little league park


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|gN1uhiUiR13ErucivA)


bearkerchiefton

The way they run really tells you a lot. I saw one towards the end that seemed to have some experience. Most of them looked like role-playing gravy seals, living out some childhood dream.


potatohats

If they're reservists, they're hardly "role-playing."


bearkerchiefton

If I caught my medic acting like a gunner, I'd call it role-playing. Odds are they were ordered to conduct this performance because the jets couldn't do a pass that day.


ljbisu33

SEALS from a Naval Reserve Unit with members from Ohio? That’s different…..


zetia2

Is this recent? Everything they are wearing and using is from like 2003 and earlier.


potatohats

Welcome to the world of the military reserves/Natl Guard, where everything is outdated and hand-me-downs.


SaltyBoos

the uniforms wouldn't be, though. those are more than a decade out of date


zetia2

I haven't seen M60s since ldac in 2007. Please tell me those still aren't being used in the reserves/ntl guard.


Shit_My_Ass

We were still using these for VBSS in 2018 but it seemed to vary by ship. I don’t believe it’s an “official” uniform for anything. It’s just sometimes used but I also wasn’t a SEAL so I can’t speak for them lol.


Sea-Food7877

That was pretty lame


Bradical22

🫡


throwaway19372057

Not as lame as those helmets, looks like they’re getting ready for a bike ride


Bradical22

Have you ever knocked your nog? It big ouchie.


throwaway19372057

You’re right, they need more padding


minnesotarulz

No suppressive fire? WEAK!


AyahuascaRoamer

or smoke, flashbangs... etc..


Bradical22

😂


Much-Code-2360

From the poor video resolution to the smattering of kit present, this screams “one month post 9/11”.


centurion762

The weapons and uniforms back that assumption.


rogueMFR

I was active duty USMC we once had to helo assault a park somewhere in Arizona . We felt stupid holding security off a bird with a crowd of folks on the roads just watching and taking pictures. To this day I’ve no idea wtf the training was for .


chris_gnarley

To propagandize the people. It’s a version of the military parades you see in countries like DPRK, Iran, Russia and China.


Bradical22

How many people were flagged? Do you think those weapons are hot?


Huntsnfights

No chance. But that was my first thought too. Cool, just point your weapon at dozens of people


Forward_Plastic9552

TNKK


SpongeBob1187

Damn this is the biggest facepalm comment I’ve seen this month.


Bradical22

Why? Please talk slow, for I am.


Parloso

Yeah, Fuck the Astros!


frankieknucks

Thank you for your service.


Specialist-Celery377

This looks like some shit North Korea would do


Mediocre_m-ict

Yea this is crazy jingo shit


Reasonable-Profile84

"Just run in to the middle and point your guns at everyone, I guess."


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Mission: insertion of some *game* ball. Insertion of your joke right here. ![gif](giphy|AmHLTuHxbAPFm)


ExternalSoggy2601

What seal team are these fakers from?


CTCheeser1

So like the seals to leave their baseball comrade behind


hangrydadd

They should have been a bit more accurate. They should have been inserted at least 2 miles off x and snuck inside the commentators booth and offed him


Truck3R_Dude

And that ladies and gentlemen is where your tax dollars go.


adirtygerman

JROTC is going hard these days.


Damascinos

What’s wrong with all of you? Does this not make you want to bomb someone?


OnePiano6892

👉🏻👈🏻


Somekindofparty

Those were SEALs? It looked like a 9 man gagglefuck. I think I could put together a tighter looking group and I never served a day.


Forward_Plastic9552

The amount of flagging going on in this video 👀


Swattie22

It’s all fun and games until……………………. 🇺🇸


Mountain_walker21

The savy neals


oreoslife

Our tax dollars..


strawmandebatesyle

Embarrassing


soggy_bloggy

Feels like Texas.


ImNotYou1971

Pretty lame in my opinion.


Simulated_Individual

Im fucking speechless wtf was that. The soldiers, the announcer… I think my cousin’s kids airsoft team has better cardio than whoever the fuck ran out on that field.


RigamortisRooster

Propaganda at the ball field


Lopsided-City-3147

I’ve seen and done a lot of dumb shit in the military, but this takes the cake.


squirrel_eatin_pizza

I can top this. When I was in college my schools rotc did this at the basketball game with rubber ducks and mismatched tactical gear. They had audio full of movie war sounds playing on the sound system.


SuperCK

You all better be born after 2010. You think this was some promo for Red Bull or Zyns? Or some airsoft dudes hired by the Stadium? https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_100911-N-3959O-050_Seals_deliver_the_game_ball_in_Cincinnati.jpg "The activities were part of the pre-game ceremonies honoring the victims of the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001. (U.S. Navy photo by Sonar Technician Surface 1st Class Mark O'Loughlin/Released)"


Ok-Comfortable7967

Definitely not Navy Seals.


themedicd

This country and its weird military and flag fetish 🤦🏻‍♂️


Forlorn_Cyborg

Thats cringe. I wonder if they scared some people, making them think "Is there a shooter, is there danger here?"


seanslaysean

Europeans could never understand/s


mantistobogganer

“Thank you for your service!”


Bradical22

Mods shutting this post down. Boooooo


GooseCloaca

They responded to the presidential immunity ruling FAST!!


Bushdr78

It's cute and fun I can forgive stuff like this at large sporting events.


nunya27

We call that Propaganda, or some call it patriotism.


SquirrelK1tten

Yikes. These are our elite best of the best? They look sloppy as fuck.


TiePrestigious1986

Peacetime military sucks ass


Don_Tardo

Your tax dollars hard at work


Moist-Finish-6818

They have to film a recruitment video somewhere!


VXMerlinXV

The individual soldier? Nah. As an activity, 100%. Whoever said “I’ve got an idea” and then white boarded this needs to run a lap.


Unclehol

Ah yes. Storming in to a low ground disadvantage with zero cover while being outnumbered by an enemy with an advantageous position. Really putting the "basic" in to "basic field maneuvers".


BuckeyesBuffalo

Nope this was awesome get over it


SafeRecordKeeping

This is tight